To be honest, I really admire Brother Jiu's skills, he really deserves to be a policeman, that's called a Mali, as soon as he turned over, he rolled into the bed, without saying a word, he got into the bed, and even his head was covered, her speed was so fast, not only Luan Xiaoting didn't notice, even I didn't know how she did it, her cat lowered her voice in the bed and said: "Send her away......"

"Ah......" I don't know who I answered correctly, but I immediately calmed down, looked at Luan Xiaoting coming over with a smile, and quickly said, "I thought about it...... Thought, hehe...... Oops......" Su Wan hid in the quilt, reached out and pinched my thigh fiercely, and I immediately screamed in pain. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Hu Niu'er was stunned and asked, "What's wrong with you?" I was afraid that she would find Su Wan, so I quickly propped up my legs, put the top of the quilt a little higher, and said with a wry smile: "Oh, oh, it's okay, my legs are cramping." Luan Xiaoting nodded and pulled over a chair. sat down in front of my bedside, put on a posture of talking all night, and took me by one hand and coquettishly: "Xianggong, people miss you too." ”

I've seen a little bit of the world, I know a lot of beauties, in all fairness, the face is the most beautiful, that must be the first to destroy my sister, the beauty of the beauty snake does not belong to the world, it can only be described as a legend-level beauty, and the breasts are willow waist, the skin is fairer than cheese, it's like a dream.

If there is one person in the human race whose beauty can be compared to the beauty snake, it is undoubtedly Luan Xiaoting, this innocent and straightforward little girl definitely has the ability to turn all beings upside down, otherwise she would not be so arrogant as to let the Tiger King choose a husband for herself.

But it's hard to say about feelings, I have a ninth brother, if I can only choose one woman, I will definitely choose the ninth brother, even if the beautiful snake wants to marry me, it's useless...... Ahem, the problem is that the current situation is special, men are all attentive, and it would be too stupid to choose only one woman.

The problem is that women are not pistols, it is no problem to carry a few on their bodies, women are sensual, and jealousy is inevitable, and the premise of choosing more women is not to let them meet, especially in bed...... Whoever thinks that the former landlord and old wealth can coax his wife into a bed and nonsense, then he is a fool.

I hummed twice, feeling that the current situation was a bit tricky, and I had to send Luan Xiaoting away, so I quickly hummed and agreed a few times, and said with a forced smile: "Shazi, look, it's so late, you better go back and rest early, what's the matter tomorrow morning, how about it?" ”

Luan Xiaoting nodded with a smile, stood up and was about to leave, and said casually: "Okay, I'll tell you about the Siberian 'snowstorm bear' tomorrow morning." I was taken aback: "What bear?" Snowstorm bears? What's the deal with snowstorm bears? "It sounds like a monster, but it doesn't pose any threat to our reconquest of Siberia.

Luan Xiaoting saw me asking, and sat back again: "The snowstorm bear is a demonized polar bear, it's too wild, and the trees with the thickness of the bowl mouth will be broken with a slap...... One of them broke into our new base. I was dumbfounded: "Then you ......"

Luan Xiaoting's face was melancholy, this girl was used to thick branches and leaves, just looking at me, she didn't even pay attention to a pink bra on the armrest of the chair: "We didn't expect that such a strong wooden fence could be destroyed, and we were caught off guard by the attack, but fortunately, Xiaohua was there at the time, and it drove the snowstorm bear away." ”

My scalp exploded as I listened: "Driven away? "With the power of the Tiger King, he failed to kill the snowstorm bear on the spot, it seems that the strength of the snowstorm bear should not be underestimated. Luan Xiaoting nodded: "When the sentry on duty found out, the snowstorm bear was fleeing, and the sentry used a submachine gun to fight, but the gun was frozen, and it couldn't shoot bullets." ”

I listened and nodded blankly: "In other words, whether the snowstorm bear can be killed by bullets is still not proven." Luan Xiaoting pouted: "Yes, I'm worried about this." I remembered another thing: "By the way, aren't the guns all sophisticated now, how can they still freeze?" ”

Luan Xiaoting sighed: "That sentry stood in the cold of dozens of degrees below zero, it was very hard, his hands and feet were numb, so he could only walk back and forth...... After spotting the snowstorm bear, he quickly took a few breaths on the trigger, trying to ensure that the gun could shoot normally, but as soon as those few breaths of air blew, the trigger was completely frozen. ”

I lay under the covers, thinking about the bone-chilling cold, and I couldn't help but shiver. In fact, China is closer to Siberia, and we have passed through Siberia several times in history, even the name Siberia is translated from Xianbeilia or Siberia, and after the Xianbei and Xibe people withdrew from the Central Plains, they scattered and lived in the north. Our officers and men have also led troops to Siberia several times, but after all, they could not resist the bitter cold of Siberia and failed to develop that fertile land. When literati talk about Siberia, a classic line is: "The bitter cold land of the far north." "Listen, in the far north, and in the bitter cold, the Russians can live there, and it has also paid great sacrifices, and every year there are reports of people freezing to death.

Let's not talk about the past, now we must defend Siberia if we want to defend against the attack of the dungeon army. Not only did I think so, but even Su Wan was in the bed, and whispered, "Ask her if there are many snowstorm bears?" "Hey, what the hell is the general leader, when it comes to military affairs, I even forget about the fact that I am still bare-assed. I patiently asked, "Sand, are there many snowstorm bears?" ”

Luan Xiaoting sighed, lay down in the chair, picked up Su Wan's bra, and shook it casually: "I'm just worried about this, I've checked the information, there are nearly 20,000 polar bears in the Arctic, including the United States, Canada, Norway, Denmark and Lao Maozi. ”

My eyes straightened when I listened...... Can I not be straight? Polar bears are the largest species of carnivores, adult polar bears weigh more than 400 kilograms, and before the winter cold comes, polar bears have to hoard a large amount of subcutaneous fat for nutrient consumption during hibernation, when polar bears can often weigh as much as 800 kilograms...... As the old saying goes, there are no catty pigs, and there are few strong cattle that can grow to more than a thousand catties except for the special breeds that have been bred in recent years. What is the concept of a bear weighing 1,600 pounds? What is the concept of 20,000 1,600-pound snowstorm bears?

I was still in a daze, and Su Wan whispered again: "Isn't it the hibernation period for polar bears?" I woke up stunned and quickly said, "Yes...... Aren't polar bears hibernating? How did you run out early for a walk? Luan Xiaoting pouted while shaking Su Wan's bra: "Needless to say, it must be the virus that broke out all over the world this time, which caused the polar bear's biological clock to be disturbed, and it woke up in advance." ”

I opened my mouth wide: "If this is the case, then the natives of Siberia will be out of luck." 20,000 polar bears, if they hibernate, their subcutaneous fat is enough to maintain their life cycle, but once they wake up, they need to constantly replenish their food...... What food is left in the Arctic now? Reindeer, seals, yellow sheep, etc., either ran back to the south or swam to the Hawaiian islands. ”

Luan Xiaoting was also speechless, and casually put down Su Wan's bra: "Now there is no food in the Arctic region to feed the snowstorm bears, they can only attack zongzi, or the surviving humans." "She was able to put that bra down, and it really made me breathe a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, after saying those words, she picked up the bra again and continued to shake it: "We are now more than capable of enough, domestic helicopters are all woolly goods, and the performance is unstable, we fell a few days ago, fortunately no one was injured." ”

I sighed when I heard this, but I had read about this in the Kumondi newspaper: "What other ideas do you have?" Luan Xiaoting didn't want to think about it: "I think, a batch of Black Hawk helicopters must be transferred, and that thing is suitable for flying in bitter cold conditions...... And we have to find a way to collect a little bit of the old hairy snowmobile as soon as possible......"

I nodded: "Snowmobile, it's that kind of machine sled, with these equipment, we really have the ability to pass through the North Pole ......" Luan Xiaoting nodded, but when she saw what she was holding in her hand, she couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously covered her chest with her hands, blushing like a big apple: "When did I take off this ......?"

I opened my mouth wide, I didn't know what to say, Luan Xiaoting was stunned, quickly hid her bra behind her, and smiled shyly: "I don't mean anything else...... I wore it on my body...... How did it get to the hand? As soon as I heard it, I realized that she was wearing an identical pink bra.

As soon as I saw that things were going to be bad, I quickly sloppy: "Well...... It's not early, why don't you go back and rest quickly......" Luan Xiaoting stood up with an embarrassed expression: "Oh, oh...... It's time for me to go......" I walked out with my head down, and after two steps, I suddenly stopped, and looked down at a small transparent gauze on the ground...... I hastened to pay attention to the little piece of text, and decided that it was not mine, and I could not guess what it was.

Luan Xiaoting pinched it with two fingers, and when she unfolded it, I was dizzy: a piece of erotic underwear...... It's really embarrassing for Su Wan, even this thing is worn, but unfortunately the two of us just hugged each other and took it off, and I didn't even notice that she was wearing a little panties that were so ******** tempting.

Luan Xiaoting stared at a few strings and a palm-sized transparent gauze in her hand, looked back at the pink bra in her hand, touched her chest, and immediately knew that these things were not her own, and then looked at the clothes that were still everywhere on the floor, no matter how stupid she was, she also understood, and immediately clenched her fists fiercely, stared at her big eyes full of anger, and raised her chin at me, and she was about to have a seizure.

Damn, she is a typical tigress, I can't let her be powerful, I quickly waved my hand quietly, pointed at Su Wan hidden in the quilt with a finger, and then waved my hand and told Luan Xiaoting to go quickly.

Hu Niu'er was stunned, and used her finger to give me a number nine, and when she saw me nodding, she also understood that Brother Jiu was hiding naked in my bed. I cried with a sad face, hurriedly gave her a face, and begged her to leave quickly, no matter what, Su Wan's identity is there, and it is not good for anyone to make a big fuss.

Who knew that after Luan Xiaoting was stunned for a while, she walked back with a cold face, sat down on a chair, carried a bra and sexy panties, pouted and said, "Xianggong, I haven't discussed with you the number of machine sleds and Black Hawk helicopters needed." "This girl must be in a mood, and she doesn't even speak very well.

I nodded awkwardly, and said in a harmonious manner: "You see how many good ...... you need" Su Wan was bored in the quilt, and she couldn't see the gesture between me and Luan Xiaoting, but Luan Xiaoting went and came back She still knew, and she didn't dare to speak anymore, so she put a question mark on me with a finger and asked me what was going on.

This time it hurt me, although I am not very afraid of itching, but someone in the cold put a question mark under the armpit, or gritted his teeth and laughed, although I forcibly held back, but still "snorted", and held out the big snot. Luan Xiaoting looked at me coldly, and didn't smile: "Oh, Xianggong, are you frozen...... Look, the snot is all out......" I wiped my snot off with Su Wan's little panties, and I was dizzy.

I looked at the little panties with my snot hanging on in her hand, and I felt awkward in my heart, looking at the tiger girl with a sad face, doing helplessly, I just hoped that she would take care of the overall situation and stop messing around.

It turns out that women are always irrelevant about the overall situation, women are emotional and only do what they want to do...... Luan Xiaoting stared at me and Su Wan hiding in the quilt for a long time, rolled her eyes, casually returned the bra and small underwear in her hand, and took off the big red coat with her hands, and said: "Running Siberia is a very difficult thing, but one thing is very important, have you thought about it?" ”

My mind has long been short-circuited, how can I have any ideas, listening to her brainless question, I had to follow up: "What is so important?" Luan Xiaoting said, "Have you thought about it?" The army of dungeons we have to deal with may have a fatal weakness. As he spoke, he kept under his hands and took off the sweater and shirt under his coat, revealing a pink bra that was exactly the same as Su Wan's.

Although I was shocked by her actions, but after all, in my heart, these things of children's affection still can't be compared with hitting the dungeon army, as soon as I heard that the dungeon army has a fatal weakness, I immediately came to the spirit, even the ninth brother couldn't bear it, and quietly asked: "Ask what the weakness is." ”

Luan Xiaoting was already taking off her pants, she was bent over, her head was almost on my chest, such a close distance, no matter how small Su Wan's voice was, she could hear it, rolled her eyes and glanced at me, without me repeating it, she stood up straight, and said while kicking off her shoes and socks with her feet: "Although the weapons of the dungeon army are very powerful, and the combatants are also very fierce, their cold-proof equipment does not seem to be very good...... I guess they live underground, so they should have a constant temperature all year round, right? ”

I should have guessed what she meant, but at this time it was really collapsed, and I actually lost the ability to even ask what kind of question, I watched Luan Xiaoting take off her clothes naked, and she also got into the quilt proudly, and said with a smile: "In the depths of the earth's interior, there is hot magma, and the further down it goes, the hotter it gets, even if the dungeon is not a furnace, at least it has a constant temperature in all seasons, which means that there can be no sub-zero world there for them...... Those of them who have not been tested by the bitter cold and who have learned the bitter cold of Siberia can help us resist the invasion of the dungeon army. ”

I was dumbfounded: "You mean that we don't have to resist, as long as we protect Siberia, we can keep the Asian, Eurasian and African continents?" Luan Xiaoting nodded and said with a smile: "The dungeon's fast maneuvering ability is all used by flying demonic beasts...... Even if their people can dress like us to keep warm, you've seen the size of the two-headed Chimera earlier, right? So how do you dress the giant bird to keep it warm? ”

To be honest, I was completely stunned by this idea, forgetting that I was now holding two tigresses, and said in amazement: "But it's not right, the main force of the dungeon army is still the ground troops, and the giant monster with fur should not be afraid of the bitter cold, right?" ”

Luan Xiaoting snorted: "Then it depends on what its fur looks like, if it can be like a polar bear, it is almost the same, like an African rhinoceros, there are few hairs on the body, what's the use?" I nodded, more determined to conquer Siberia, and said, "Well, anyway, now we have enough Black Hawk helicopters, and when we get back from Hawaii, we'll go to Siberia right away." ”

Luan Xiaoting nodded, stretched out her hand and crossed over from me, grabbed Su Wan's big breasts, pinched them, and praised them: "Wow! Presbyopia, your pectoralis muscles are really developed! I knew how to interface, so I had to smile wryly: "What's that...... Men and women are not intimate ......"

Before I finished speaking, Hu Niu'er finally broke out completely, lifted the quilt with a "whew", and roared: "Do men and women kiss? So tell me what's going on? She glared at Su Wan without fear.

Su Wan waved Luan Xiaoting's hand away from her chest, and said angrily: "It turns out that you have already seen it...... Kindness? Why are you not wearing any clothes? Luan Xiaoting pounced on me and hugged me, justifiably: "This is my husband, why should I wear clothes?" Su Wan was also anxious, pushed Luan Xiaoting off me, and reasoned with Luan Xiaoting: "I came first......"

I burst into a daze, and quickly tried to find a way to stabilize the chaotic situation: "Listen to me, listen to me......" The two sleek women asked me together: "Lao Hua, you say, who do you like?" "I think I have to show a little fraternity at this time, and be cheeky and have one hand;" To be honest, I like it a lot, or ...... Don't fight, let's live a good life together in the future...... Oops......"

Before I could finish my beautiful imagination, the two beauties suddenly became furious, one of them hit me in the face with a pink fist, and knocked me out of a pair of panda eyes. (To be continued.) )