Episode 189 Return to the heart like an arrow
About half an hour later, Chisato Yuqi staggered back, holding an insecticide spray can in her hand, standing at the door and shouting, "Master, the insecticide has been brought." www.biquge.info I nodded, patted the big paw of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and said, "You wait here, I'll go get something and come back." ”
I cautiously rubbed towards the door, and the Xuanwu Demon Turtle moved its three paws, following me without leaving an inch...... I turned back to it with black lines and said, "Just wait here, I'll get some insecticide and come back." The Xuanwu Demon Tortoise nodded, still following me.
I sighed, didn't care about it, walked to the door, and said to Qianli Yuqi who was standing there: "Where is the insecticide......" Before I finished speaking, my baby apprentice hugged me, I was stunned by her, and only asked: "What are you going to do...... My apprentice was anxious, and shouted: "Don't say it, run away!" "Pull me hard and throw me into a big somersault.
Before I could react, the brothers around the door rushed up, lifted me up and ran, and ran to the ground in one breath. The Xuanwu Demon Turtle let out a long sigh behind me, and although this guy was huge, his voice was not loud at all.
Everyone put me down, helped me stand up, and congratulated Lao Hua on her escape...... I was full of black lines: "What are you doing here, I have promised the Xuanwu Demon Turtle to help it remove all the Huo's undead insects on its body, you carry me out like this, it's a bit unauthentic, right?" ”
Qianli Yuqi grinned and said, "Okay, master, what are you doing with that old turtle?" Even if you kill all the Huo's undead insects on its body, won't it still be able to come out? I immediately took out the face of being a master: "Don't worry if you can't come out, I promised to help it clean up Huo's undead insects, and I have to finish the thing." It believed me and let me out. ”
Qianli Yuqi was full of black lines: "Master, aren't you?" What's the name of a brute? I was furious and shouted, "If I want to be sincere to the world, how can I lose my trust to the brutes?!" She snatched the insecticide spray bucket from her hand and strode back to the basement.
The little monk nodded behind me, followed up, holding several spray barrels in his arms, and said to me happily: "Old flower, good look, I like you." I gave him a blank look: "You are a monk, or do you like your nun, don't like me." ”
When I got down, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was looking out at the door with its neck stretched, and when I saw that I was back, I looked relieved. I thought it was amused, walked over and patted it on the head, and said, "You take a few steps back now...... Yes, yes, let me in first. ”
After entering the stone room, I took the insecticide spray barrel and sprayed it, and the dead insects fell one after another, like rain, and the old turtle wanted to eat it, but I kicked it in the mouth, and shouted: "Those insects are poisoned, you can't eat them, be careful of stomach pain." ”
Qianli Yuqi stood at the door and didn't dare to come in, stretching her neck and shouting, "Master...... Are you all right......" The little monk Miaohui stood beside me and said continuously: "It's okay, we're fine......" asked me hesitantly: "Old flower, in order to save the life of the old turtle, you didn't kill a lot, these insects of all sizes have tens of thousands, right?" ”
While killing insects for the old turtle, I gave a lecture to the little monk: "I said monk brother, I know that the Buddhist family is not allowed to kill, but it seems that they also advocate subduing demons and eliminating demons, right?" For those bad guys, killing them is doing good to others. For example, these Huo's undead insects parasitize on the body of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, exploiting others, and their conscience is greatly damaged. Besides, this insect is so terrible that the ghost knows how big it will grow, and this morning, we killed a big Huo's immortal insect that is as long as a train in the Shaolin Reservoir at the foot of Shaomu Mountain. ”
The dead fat man stood at the door and shouted, "Old flower, you move quickly, the sun is about to set." I said angrily, "If you can't wait, then come in and help!" The dead fat man glanced at the buttocks of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, swallowed and foamed: "Old flower, don't worry, I'll go up and bring you some pesticides to ......"
The power of modern pesticides is very considerable, and it didn't take long for the insects on the Xuanwu Demon Turtle to be almost killed by us, and the eyes of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle were not red, and after the bloodshot subsided, the eyes were clear and bright, and they looked radiant, and they hummed in their mouths, which was very satisfying.
This cleaning must be done so thoroughly that not a single egg is left. So after spraying the insecticide, I ran to the ground. Chisato Yuki transferred a helicopter from the base and loaded it with a plane full of various pesticides and disinfectants. I took out a few packets of ciprometrazine from the re-turning, had them mixed with water, and then carried the potions bucket by bucket into the stone chamber and bathed the old tortoise. Ciprolamazine has a strong ability to kill larval eggs, and the old turtle's body must be cleaned to completely kill the Huo's undead insects.
We haven't finished our work yet, it's dark outside, and there are a lot of zongzi in an endless stream from all directions, including bald zongzi and ordinary zongzi, and there are tens of thousands of miscellaneous rice dumplings. Da Leizi's cousin, Ou Xiang and others started fire with zongzi. Two dwarven warriors also went over to help, and everyone stood on the courtyard wall of the Shaolin Temple, wantonly strafing the zongzi outside, and the deafening gunfire and hand grenade were endless.
At about seven or eight o'clock in the evening, when we finally got rid of all the worms on the old turtle, I patted him on the body and said with a smile: "Okay now, from now on, you can get through it." The old turtle "whimpered" a few times, stuck out his tongue and licked me a few times to express his gratitude.
I turned my head to the little monk and said, "Master Miaohui, after there is no Huo's undead worm, this Xuanwu Demon Turtle ...... Oh, you can't call it a basalt turtle now, it should be called a basalt turtle...... Without Huo's undead worms, the Xuanwu Divine Turtle would be completely artificially fed, and you can't starve it to death. ”
The little monk smiled and said, "Please rest assured, the turtle does not require much food." I nodded, and led the little monk out of the stone room, and I couldn't help but feel a little regretful, how good would it be if such a behemoth as an old turtle could go into battle to kill the enemy? By the time we have a decisive battle with the dungeon, won't we have an extra arm?
It's a pity that the old turtle is too slow to count on.
In any case, we have solved a crisis for the Shaolin Temple. After this matter is settled, the Shaolin Temple can be used as a base to take in the survivors. I discussed with the little monk: "You can't support the operation of this base alone, I'll leave my apprentice Qianli Yuqi behind to help you." ”
Qianli Yuqi stopped doing it as soon as she heard it: "Master......" I turned my head and glared at her: "What's wrong?" Qianli Yuqi didn't dare to say anything more, and pouted indignantly and blew angrily.
The little monk turned his head to look at my precious apprentice, and said with a smile: "This ...... Of course, it's just ......" Qianli Yuqi glared at him: "Hey! Little monk, don't pick and choose, my master said this, I had to stay, do you think I want to live in your monk's nest? ”
The little monk was terrified, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, thank you to the female benefactor for the fulfillment of righteousness...... Qianli Yuqi nodded and asked: "Since the two of us are going to become colleagues in the future, we have to make a rule, who do you say is the boss?" The little monk hesitated and said: "This, I am the master and you are the guest ......" Qianli Yuqi was ashamed: "I'm older than you, right?" The little monk looked up at Qianli Yuqi, who was a head taller than him, and nodded.
My precious apprentice said: "Since you also know that I am older than you, it will be easy to do, and I will be the abbot of Shaolin Temple in the future." Don't worry, I'll take care of all the big and small affairs alone, you just have to recite your scriptures. He looked at the surrounding environment: "Don't call it Shaolin Temple in the future, change the name to Maiden Temple......"
I listened with black lines all over my head, knowing that my precious apprentice didn't want to stay in the Shaolin Temple, and deliberately said these words to anger me, so I pretended not to hear it. But the little monk was scared and held my hand: "Flower donor...... Well, why don't you help me with someone else, this ......"
I sighed, called Cousin Da Leizi over, and said: "Now that the internal problems of the Shaolin Temple have been dealt with, this place can become a refuge, you are more stable, just stay and help the little monk take care of the Shaolin Temple." ”
Cousin Da Leizi didn't say a word, so he agreed. So I was overjoyed, thousands of miles of Yuqi were overjoyed, and the little monk was also overjoyed. I said to the little monk, "Okay, now you two will officially take over the base of Shaolin Temple...... Well, let's prepare something to eat and drink for everyone first, I'm starving to death. ”
The little monk led Da Leizi's cousin to get food, Jian Tianhan came over from outside, holding a telegram in his hand, and said: "Old flower, it's not good, Bao Zuojun from Dengfeng City under the mountain called and said that they had found a big monster without a head and was going crazy in Dengfeng City." ”
I couldn't help but scold: "His grandmother's, what's wrong with this Shaolin Temple, where are there so many big monsters?" "The black light is blinding, there are zongzi zombies everywhere outside, I don't dare to send someone out rashly, Qianli Yuqi said: "Master, the helicopter outside is still there, it's better to send it to explore the truth." ”
I nodded, and Qianli Yuqi hurriedly ran out, and after a while, in the courtyard of the front hall, a small helicopter flew up and flew towards Dengfeng City.
As soon as Yu Qi was sent away, the telegraph on Jian Tianhan's back ticked again, this time it was a call from the headquarters, and Brother Jiu asked me in the message about the distress situation with the dead fat man, whether I was injured and so on. I hurriedly asked Xiaojian to send a telegram to report that he was safe. After a while, Su Wan called again and told us to return to the headquarters as soon as possible, and tomorrow would be Chinese New Year's Eve.
I asked Jian Tianhan to send a report to the headquarters, saying that we had found the ancient Sanskrit materials, and soon we would be able to establish a communication relationship with the beautiful snake. Jian Tianhan ticked the report, and our helicopter had already emerged from a distance, flew all the way back, and landed in the Shaolin Temple.
After a while, Qianli Yuqi ran back from the front yard and said in disbelief: "Master, let's take a look, that monster in Dengfeng City is the Huo's undead insect we killed in the reservoir this morning, that guy is not dead, he is eating zongzi all over the street." ”
I slapped my bald head, cursed something, and asked, "How many helicopters with heavy machine guns are there at your base now?" Qianli Yuqi didn't think about it, and blurted out: "Our Luwangling base now has twenty-five helicopters, which are basically equipped with heavy machine guns and machine guns. There are also more than 20 helicopters in the base of Da Leizi's cousin's Xinzheng Terminal, all of which are also equipped with heavy machine guns and machine guns. ”
I couldn't help but skip a beat when I heard this, and my heart said that I couldn't help but be obedient, I haven't seen you for a long time, and my poor apprentice has so many belongings! I waved my hand and shouted, "Gather them all over, you must kill that Huo's undead worm, you can't keep it anymore." ”
Qianli Yuqi was puzzled when she heard this, and asked, "Why, I just saw that guy eating zongzi all over the street." I sighed and said, "It eats zongzi now because it met zongzi, in case it finds Bao Zuojun's base, do you think it doesn't eat good people?" ”
Qianli Yuqi woke up like a dream, and hurriedly called her telegraph operator over, and instructed him to immediately send a telegram to the Luwangling base and the Xinzheng terminal base, and mobilize a helicopter formation to Dengfeng City to encircle and suppress the Huo's undead insects. He also made a special note that we must bring all our weapons, especially air-to-ground missiles.
As soon as the order was issued, a telegram came from the headquarters, and I picked it up and looked at it, only to see that it was written: "Lao Hua, do you estimate how much time it will take to learn ancient Sanskrit to learn to be able to communicate with a beautiful snake?" I couldn't help but be stunned when I read this telegram.
Anyway, I am not a fool of Lao Hua, of course, I immediately understood what Brother Jiu meant. In fact, what she said is also very reasonable, although the ancient Sanskrit text materials have been in our hands, but after all, it is a foreign language, and I am afraid that it will not be possible to learn it overnight.
And our decisive battle with the dungeon is already imminent, and the American continent has already done it, in such a situation, do we still have time to learn a foreign language slowly?
The meaning of Brother Jiu's telegram is obvious, and she obviously knows that there is probably no quick way to learn ancient Sanskrit, and the only easy way is to continue to beat the idea of the little monk.
I took a square step, slowly came to the back kitchen, and saw that the little monk was leading a few brothers to cook, so I beckoned him over, and said amiably: "Boy, you have a good creation, the ninth brother wants to see you." The little monk didn't understand what I meant: "What did Brother Jiu do when he saw me?" ”
I cleared my throat and said, "Now that you are the leader of a base, do you want to lead the Shaolin Temple base on your own?" You don't need the headquarters to send you some people to help? Seeing that the little monk nodded, he continued: "It's still true, don't think that the headquarters is rich in oil, what do you want, now it's a doomsday crisis, materials and manpower are very tight, if you want to get more support from the headquarters, you have to have a good relationship with the leaders of the headquarters, you know?" ”
The little monk nodded: "I know, our old abbot is the best at managing relationships." As soon as I saw that the little monk knew how to keep pace with the times, I couldn't help but be overjoyed: "That's right, only if you have a good relationship with the leaders of the headquarters, can you get more help, and your life in this base will be better, so you must go back to the headquarters with me to meet Brother Jiu." The little monk looked at me: "Aren't you the leader of the headquarters?" Why do you want me to go to Dalian? ”
I stretched out my hand and flicked a popping chestnut on his bald head, and shouted, "You can't tell the difference between big and small officials? Can I, the leader, compare with Brother Jiu? People are the general leaders, do you understand? The little monk nodded blankly: "Equivalent to the Secretary-General of the United Nations?" ”
"Yes." I patted the little monk on the shoulder: "Tomorrow I will take you back to the headquarters to visit the beautiful woman...... Well, the ninth brother of the beauty. "I was so happy that I almost said the word "beautiful snake", but fortunately I reacted quickly and didn't show my feet.
The little monk didn't have any opinions, and it seemed that he also knew that he had to go and see the ninth brother. After getting the little monk, I returned to the front hall and asked Jian Tianhan to send a report to the headquarters, saying that everything was done, and now we even found the translation of ancient Sanskrit.
The meal has not yet been cooked, and there is already a rumbling explosion in Dengfeng City under the mountain, and we can't help much, so we can only sit anxiously and wait for the news. The little monk and they had already prepared the meal, white rice and cabbage soup, everyone was hungry, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, they all ate a bite.
The sound of the explosion at the bottom of the mountain faded away, and after a while, Bao Zuojun sent a telegram saying that Huo's undead had been blown to pieces by the helicopter wing. We exhaled a breath at this time, and I asked Xiaojian to send a telegram, telling him not to be careless, and that we would go down the mountain early tomorrow morning, and then we would study the next move.
There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, we left ten armored vehicles led by Da Leizi's cousin to garrison the base of Shaolin Temple, and three heavy mountain guns were also left in Shaolin Temple. The rest of the men and horses followed me and the dead fat man, riding in armored personnel carriers, all the way to Dengfeng City.
When I arrived at Dengfeng City, it was a mess, and the Dayu Road across the east and west was full of big craters blown up by missiles, because we wanted to completely destroy the Huo's undead insects, so we authorized the helicopter formation to use cloud burst bombs, and after the bombardment, half of Dengfeng City was destroyed in one fell swoop.
We found Bao Zuojun, this guy was scared a lot, but he could bear it, I promised to give him ten helicopters, and supply enough pesticides, and asked him to be sure to spread them in place in Dengfeng City, so as not to leave the remnants of Huo's undead insects and harm the local Terran survivors.
After settling Bao Zuojun, our team quickly returned to the base of the New Deal Terminal, and as soon as I got off the bus, a black bird pounced on my arms and shouted: "Wow, boss, I miss you!" When I saw it, I couldn't help but be overjoyed, and asked in a lost voice, "Oh, silly fork, why did you come back?" (To be continued.) )