Episode 188 Two Flowers
As soon as my words fell, Sun Hongxu shouted outside: "Yes, I think the idea of presbyopia is feasible, the digestive tract of reptiles such as turtles and turtles is very short, about five times the length of their body." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoThe length of this basalt turtle is about ...... Probably less than ten meters, then its entire digestive tract length should not exceed fifty meters. ā
I looked at the dead fat man: "Did you hear that?" It's only 50 meters, which isn't too long, and I can run it in less than 10 seconds on foot. The dead fat man pointed to the esophagus of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle with a sad and angry face: "What stupid thing are you talking about?" It's not much thicker than a pipe, can you run? ā
Sun Hongxu also became anxious outside, and said on the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, don't be careless, it's not fun to be in the belly of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, reptiles like turtles have a strong digestive ability, don't become skeleton soldiers like big zongzi after you get out." "My face turned green when I heard this, grass, it's all because of this stinky skin to mix in this broken world, even if there is no flesh and skin, you can live, but what's the point of living like that? A good girl can't go upstairs, can't eat good things, and can't even wear good clothes.
Sun Hongxu asked over there: "Little monk, do you have any oxygen cylinders in Shaolin Temple?" "Obviously, this is not for us, so the outside closed his mouth very interestingly, and the voice of the little monk with a crying voice faintly came from the walkie-talkie, but unfortunately it was too small to be heard clearly outside.
I heard Sun Hongxu say "oh" and said: "Don't be afraid of being smaller, the smaller the better, the oxygen fat man can't carry it if it's too big...... By the way, do you have any wetsuits here? "I thought to myself how redundant you are asking, Shaolin Temple is not a sea aquarium, where can I prepare a diving suit?
Sure enough, after a while, Sun Hongxu sighed on the walkie-talkie and said: "Lao Hua, Team Yang, we can find oxygen cylinders, very small ones, but we can't find diving suits, the digestive juices of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle are very powerful, you are bare-skinned, I'm afraid you won't be able to make it to the end." ā
I touched my bald head and said, "If you don't have a wetsuit, you won't have a wetsuit, you can find some transparent tape and some strong plastic sheeting, and we'll make one for now, it's only fifty meters away anyway, and ten minutes slower is enough for us to get out." ā
"Okay, you wait, we'll get ready." There was no sound in the intercom.
The dead fat man held the walkie-talkie and cried with a sad face: "Hey, come and talk to us, how boring it is to wait like this." I put my walkie-talkie away and said, "Let's save some power, if that doesn't work, we'll have to talk to them about what to do." ā
The dead fat man sat sullenly for a while, still a little worried: "Presbyopia, you are thin, you should be able to crawl out of the turtle's intestines, I am so fat, this ......" I sighed and comforted the dead fat man: "Don't worry, it's okay, the intestines are all made of soft tissues, and the malleability is generally quite large, you can also climb out." The dead fat man waved his hand: "I'm not worried about the intestines...... What if I get stuck on the old turtle's ****? ā
As soon as I thought about it, I said, "Then you can follow me." The dead fat man looked at me with a little distrust: "I won't be stuck after you?" I shook my head and said, "If you follow me, you won't block me in when you get stuck." ā
The dead fat man stared at me for a long time, and after confirming that I was joking, he muttered, "It's not funny at all!" If this news gets out, the faces of the three carriages of Fullot will be disgraced to both of us. I sniffed: "It's all in this situation now, what's the use of you still talking about that?" In this year, everything is fake, as long as you can live. ā
While talking, there was a voice on the walkie-talkie again, and Sun Hongxu said inside: "You guys hurry up, we threw things over, and after the old turtle ate it in its stomach, you quickly grabbed it." "After we were all ready, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle shook violently, and sure enough, it ate a black thing.
I grabbed that thing with the dead fat man and shone it with a flashlight,! We were shocked to see that it was the corpse of a bald dumpling. The corpse was drumming on its back, and when I opened it, there was indeed a small oxygen tank inside, about the size of a human head.
Sun Hongxu's voice came from the walkie-talkie again: "Catch it, right?" The corpse had a small oxygen tank on its back, and two small oxygen bottles in its pants pocket. The plastic sheet was hidden in his arms, and the plastic tape was wrapped around his wrist. ā
We both found our things and were about to put them on our bodies, when we coughed again, and a black object squirted out of its trachea, and it hit me, and I caught it, and it was actually my shoes.
With oxygen, we don't need the old tortoise to gasp for breath. I put my shoes on, then put the plastic sheeting on my head, and pulled the transparent tape around and began to wrap it around my body, and the two of us used up ten rolls of transparent tape to glue the whole body tightly.
I picked up the walkie-talkie for the last time and said, "Sun Hongxu, I want to say a few words to Ou Xiang." Ou Xiang's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Lao Hua, don't talk about it yet, let's talk about it when you come out." I smiled bitterly and said, "This time the good luck is unpredictable, and some things are better explained clearly." Ou Xiang was unhappy: "Don't say such frustrating words, the underground palace of Prince Ma has not been able to keep us, let alone a turtle's belly." ā
I said "En" and said: "Listen to me, in case I don't get out alive, you will take your brothers and go with Sun Hongxu in the future, if Brother Jiu asks, just say Lao Hua I recommend Sun Hongxu to take my place......" Sun Hongxu said with a white face on the walkie-talkie: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Hua, how can I take over you." I sighed: "Forced to the head, you can't do it." "I handed the walkie-talkie to the dead fat man.
The dead fat man took the walkie-talkie and said, "Since the old flowers have arranged the funeral, then I will also say a few words." Sun Hongxu was still trying to shirk over there, but when he heard this, he quickly shut up, and the dead fat man said: "I recommend Fu Binhong to take my place, now that our family business is big and we have a firm foothold, we will fight a positional battle in the future, although the old Fu is ugly, his ability is not small...... Much better than my dead fat man......"
He sighed, returned the walkie-talkie to me, and turned his head to the side: "Leave a message for Brother Jiu, you kid is too sorry for others." I was stunned and said, "Forget it, what are you talking about now?" He threw away the walkie-talkie, turned his head and asked the fat man, "Are you ready?" ā
I saw the dead fat man nodding, I took a deep breath, held the oxygen tank and got into the thick esophagus of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, there was no more open space in the front and back, left and right, and the whole person slid along the esophagus into the stomach of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle. I just wanted to struggle to stabilize my body, as soon as my body sank, the dead fat man lay on my back, I quickly pushed him away, groped for the pylorus, and couldn't touch it for a long time, I couldn't help but be anxious and angry.
Suddenly, there was something more in his hand, and when he took it over, it was a small flashlight of a dead fat man. Hurriedly opened it, with the help of that little light source, groped around, and finally found the pylorus in the lower part of the turtle's stomach. I pulled the fat man's arm and got into it first.
The road ahead is much simpler, a pipe leads to the end, although it is inconvenient to move without bending, but the intestines of the turtle are still more particular, not like the intestines of sheep nine bends and eighteen bends, we are wrapped in transparent tape outside, and it is very smooth, and the intestines of dozens of meters quickly climbed to the end.
I had studied it carefully with the dead fat man beforehand, just in case, when we crawled, we must be extremely careful, and we must not hurt the intestines of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, in case the intestines of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle rupture, we may never find an exit.
This section of the intestine is obviously the rectum of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, I rolled my eyes, and suddenly thought of an ingenious solution. I twisted the valve of the oxygen tank and released all the oxygen inside, and a large amount of gas gushed out, causing the rectum of the basalt demon turtle to swell rapidly, I kicked twice in the back, and the dead fat man raised his head in amazement behind me, and I gestured for him to grab my feet and neck.
But our hands were full of transparent tape, which seriously affected our gestures, and the dead fat man didn't understand it. As soon as I saw that the oxygen was almost leaking, and the rectum of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was already bulging like a leather ball, I tore off the plastic sheet on my head three times and two times, and shouted, "Grab my feet and neck!" Only then did the fat man react, and his two big hands were like vices, choking my feet and neck.
There was a long-awaited sound of air squeezing in my ears, and with a muffled "poof", I felt like I was flying through the clouds, and with the strong air current, it shot out of the body of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise, and fell on the cold stone floor with a snap...... Haha, I finally escaped death.
There were cold fireworks thrown down everywhere, a few of them had not been extinguished, and the scenery in the huge stone room was hazy and visible, and I stood up as soon as I turned over, and I was very happy, when the cry of the dead fat man sounded in my ears: "Old flowers...... Help...... "I looked up, I was dizzy, this crow's mouth, it was really stuck there.
I ran over with black lines, pulling the arm of the dead fat man and pulling it hard, I thought that although the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was huge, the **** sphincter may not have much strength, but it was a pity that the dead fat man was wrapped with a layer of transparent tape, and there was a layer of shiny digestive tract mucus attached to the outside, slippery and did not leave his hands, after shouting one, two, three, I slammed hard, staggered and pulled the air, and fell to the ground with his back facing the sky, but there was an extra fist-sized bead in his hand, this bead was dazzling, and the white bright light spewed out, The surrounding stone chambers are shining.
I knew that the thing I was holding in my hand was an extremely rare treasure, but at this moment, I was not in the mood to study it carefully, and I pinched this bead with one hand, and I wanted to go on to rescue the dead fat man who was stuck, but when I looked up, I saw the dead fat man dancing and falling from the butt of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and fell to the ground solidly, and before he could get up, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle buckled a piece of black turtle feces on him.
I laughed and pulled the fat man out of the steaming pile of and asked, "Are you alright?" The dead fat man was not lightly thrown, and nodded, but he was speechless. I took the shiny bead and asked, "Where did you get this bead?" ā
The dead fat man glanced down at the oxygen cylinder in his hand, threw it on the ground, gasped, and said, "It's in the belly of the old turtle...... I thought it was my oxygen cylinder, but I didn't look at it, so I grabbed it out. I listened and was envious: "Damn, why didn't I notice that the old turtle still has this treasure in his belly!" ā
As he was talking, there was a click in his ears, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle staggered, and then turned around, I jumped with the dead fat man, so that he was not stepped on by it, and when the Xuanwu Demon Turtle quieted down, the dead fat man and I were stunned to find that the guy had turned his body all over, and was staring at us with two eyes.
The dead fat man cried and said with a sad face: "Old Wang Ba, it's almost enough, you eat and eat, pull and pull, how to drop, it's not enjoyable, what's the matter if you want to eat it twice?" I coughed dryly, stood in front of the dead fat man, grabbed the big bead in my left hand to illuminate, and fucked my paratrooper knife with my right hand, and shouted: "Grass, your uncle, if you have the ability, you can eat us a second time, and next time it enters your stomach, Lao Tzu will not come out, so as not to be eaten by you a third time...... Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will cut your intestines and stomach into pieces with one knife. ā
When the dead fat man heard this, he also came to his senses, and scolded: "That's it, that's it, we shouldn't have come out just now, just now we should have tied its trachea with the belt of our trousers and suffocated it directly." As long as it is suffocated, it is not easy to get out again? I turned my head in astonishment: "I'm grass your uncle, why are you saying such an idea now?" ā
"Hey......" The Xuanwu Demon Turtle sighed, looked at me, then at the dead fat man, stretched out its claws, and slowly handed it to us. This claw was not much smaller than the front of the bus, so I was so scared that I closed my eyes with the dead fat man, but the old turtle's claws did not fall after waiting for a long time. When it opened its eyes, it saw that a half-foot-long Huo's undead worm had fallen from its claws.
Yes! I looked at the eyes of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle full of tears, and vaguely understood something, and then took a closer look, good guy, it turned out that the claws of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle were densely attached with a layer of large and small Huo's undead insects. The largest is nearly two meters long, and the smallest is almost indistinguishable to the naked eye.
Oh my God, I finally understood the so-called monster legend, it seems that the so-called monster is not the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, I am afraid it refers to the parasitic Huo's undead worm on the Xuanwu Demon Turtle. Although the juvenile Huo's undead insect is not a threat at all, if it grows to the size of a train, who else can subdue it?
The people who built the Shaolin Temple back then must have known the secret that the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was parasitic on Huo's undead insects, and it was impossible to kill the Xuanwu Demon Turtle with the manpower at that time, so they built a large number of underground prisons and trapped the Xuanwu Demon Turtle here. The Xuanwu Demon Turtle can't deal with the parasites on its body, but it can eat the Huo's undead insects that have grown up, preventing those insects from escaping. Later, the monks of Shaolin Temple also discovered this secret, they did not dare to starve the Xuanwu Demon Turtle to death, they were worried that once the Xuanwu Demon Turtle died, the Huo's undead worm without parasites would find a new host, so they raised the Xuanwu Demon Turtle from generation to generation.
So, in this small room, a metabolic system was created very strangely: Huo's undead parasitized on the body surface of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise, and lived by sucking the body fluids of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise, and they could not harm the body of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise, because the skin of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise was very hard.
turned over the Xuanwu Demon Turtle and lived by feeding on the Huo's undead insects on its body, and the two aspects were transformed into each other, and it actually lasted for more than a thousand years in one go. Although there is a situation where the energy disappears and decreases during the transformation, the feeding of the monks of the Shaolin Temple can just make up for this shortcoming.
After thinking about all this, I couldn't help but be overjoyed, and used my paratrooper knife to hack to death all the Huo's undead insects I could see. The insects were not big, their bodies were soft, and they could not withstand the cutting of the paratrooper knife at all, and the corpses of the insects fell to the ground one after another. The Xuanwu Demon Turtle nodded at me slightly in gratitude.
There was a voice from Qianli Yuqi at the door: "Master? Did you guys come out? While picking and killing the Huo's undead worm from the old turtle's claws, I shouted: "Come out, come out, I'm fine, don't come in yet." He kicked the fat man and whispered, "Don't get out of here." ā
The dead fat man had no bottom in his heart: "Old flower, can you do it?" What are you going to do when I'm gone? I glared back at him, "You're going to stay and use it as a bird?" The dead fat man thought about it, and slowly retreated to the wall, and said while retreating: "Lao Hua, the two of us don't need to tell others too much about the escape process this time......" I sighed: "Don't talk nonsense, of course I know that this thing is not very long." ā
The dead fat man nodded, slowly turned along the stone wall to the door, and soon disappeared from my sight, and after a while, the guy stood at the door and shouted: "Lao Hua, I escaped, you should hurry up and find a way to escape." Qianli Yuqi asked the dead fat man over there: "Why did you leave my master behind and run out by yourself?" ā
I hurriedly scolded: "Don't talk nonsense, Yuqi, hurry up and find a way for me to get some pesticides." Qianli Yuqi paused for a moment: "Master, what do you want pesticides for?" I shouted, "If you are told to go and get it, what are you doing?" Qianli Yuqi turned around and asked me as she ran, "Master, how many pesticides do you want?" ā
I glanced at the dense Huo's undead insects on the Xuanwu Demon Turtle's body, and sighed: "The more the merrier......" Sun Hongxu paused for a moment and asked me: "Old flower, what do you want insecticides for, is it to kill this Huo's undead insects?" I replied, "yes." He shouted outside, "Yuqi, don't take any insecticide, we just need the kind that kills fly maggot larvae." (To be continued.) )