The dwarven problem may be a bit of a headache, but it's good news that we finally have a second ally besides the skeletons...... Of course, that was more than 5,000 years ago, and it remains to be seen whether they are still allies now. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, I said very politely: "Because I don't understand the truth of the matter, I misunderstood and made you suffer some grievances." I'll send someone to take you down to eat, and then I'll get a good night's sleep. Early tomorrow morning, you will take us to meet your Great Chief. ”

Dwarves are very suspicious, suspicious of everything, and they are all straight, and they tell the truth. As soon as my words fell, the three guys expressed their attitudes: "It's okay to take you to our Great Chief, but you have to explain to Grand Chief Tyxon how we met." ”

I was angry and amused: "Guys, we haven't been in touch for thousands of years, and the Terrans are out of me, and the rest of us don't know that you are an ally." Under such circumstances, it is understandable that you have suffered a little, you are not so stingy, right? ”

The dwarves muttered something, and Yamantha translated it to me: "They said that it is okay to suffer a little flesh and skin, but the jeep they are riding in was damaged by us because of the flying machine, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to explain to the big chief when I go back, so I ......"

I was amused when I heard it, and said with a smile: "You tell them that their kind of broken flying machine has long been eliminated, and the level of technology possessed by your Terran allies is far from what you cave dwarves can imagine...... Rest assured, I'll explain it to your Great Chief. ”

After listening to Yamantha's translation, the three dwarves all turned their heads to look at our Chinook helicopter and nodded slightly, knowing that I was not lying. They were obviously still curious about why our helicopter could fly into the sky, but the dwarves were suspicious and wouldn't ask.

I looked at the three dwarves and said to the dead fat man, "Man, you can take a few people and entertain these dwarven allies." "After all, we are guests, we don't know it, we beat and scold and pour pepper water or something, and it is reasonable, now that we know that these people are allies, no matter how old this covenant is, as the leader of the human race, I still feel that it should be obeyed.

I called out the three brothers and sisters again, and asked loudly who else could speak Gumanhaus, but after shouting for a long time, there was no one. I sighed, looked at Yamantha, and said, "You can go with Captain Yang, it's good to be a translator." ”

The dwarven warriors were so fierce that the dead fat man, even if he was brave, did not dare to entertain them alone. Dead Fat Man selected several more powerful hand-to-hand combat masters to accompany him, including Muay Thai king Sun Qi, professional killer Lu Hu, and carefully selected fifty Indian strong men.

The dead fat man took the dwarves to eat, and as he left, he muttered, "What should I give them to eat?" Cooked rice? Noodles? Or Baotun dumplings? I said to him, "You can eat anything, but don't give them chili peppers, these guys live underground, and they certainly don't have so many spices to use, and the lighter the eating habits, the better." ”

The dead fat man said with disdain: "Grass, it seems that boiled eggs can send them away." I nodded and said, "Basically, it's almost ......" Seeing that the dead fat man had walked out a few steps, he suddenly remembered something, and added after him: "By the way, find them some beer." ”

When the dead fat man heard this, his little eyes lit up, and he smiled: "Really? "We are basically paramilitaries, so in normal times, I still strictly restrain everyone, and I don't allow everyone to drink unless everything is safe.

I smiled and said, "Of course it's true, even if these dwarves are not our allies in the future, they are also one of the main forces to kill the zongzi, and it is still appropriate to treat them well for a meal." The dead fat man ignored these big truths, and continued to ask: "How much do you drink?" I laughed and said, "Drink hard, you'd better find a way to get the three of them down, lest they get up and sneak away in the middle of the night." ”

The dead fat man is as good as a dwarf, and the wine worm in his stomach has long been greedy, and when he heard that he could actually drink, he immediately became happy, and he didn't think that the dwarves were dirty, and he put his hands on the shoulders of a dwarf, and enthusiastically took the dwarves to eat and drink beer.

The rest of the people hurriedly discussed countermeasures, and I gathered all the survivors and said righteously: "Comrades, brothers, Simon, believers, this is our homeland, as your living Buddha, I need you to form a team that can be used as a counterattack to rescue more people." ”

Under the strong call of the living Buddha, the three brothers immediately took action, but compared with the joy and happiness of the Vietnamese girls, the efficiency of these Indians is really sloppy. There was no way, I called Cao Yijing out and asked him to select qualified ones from the crowd who were willing to join the army and conduct simple training.

The Indian Security Corps is still painfully born over there, and the strategic meeting on our side has long been over. Everyone basically agrees that when we go to see the dwarven chieftain tomorrow, we must not let them feel that they look down on us, and of course, we must not let the dwarves feel that we are domineering. The specific guiding ideology is Premier Zhou's eight-character guiding principle of "neither humble nor arrogant, and generous".

Of course, after all, it is an ally that has not been contacted for thousands of years, and the stability of the ancient relationship must be questionable, and the dwarves are suspicious by nature, and we have to pay attention to our own safety issues when we go to recognize our relatives this time, so we must give the dwarves the feeling of being overwhelmed by soldiers, and then the number of messengers who enter the dwarf base camp should not be too much, not more than three.

To accomplish the above objectives, you must first have a large number of men and weapons to support you. In terms of manpower, the three brothers are already working on the formation. As for the weapons, they were only seized overnight. After interviewing several Indians who had lived in Pune, it was revealed that there was a former Indian Defence Forces camp in this area. So I immediately sent someone to receive it, because I was worried that there were large demonic animals in the vicinity, so I specially sent a brown panda to help.

The brown panda is very comfortable these days, three full and three poured every day, nothing happened, obviously fat, I heard that there was a task, I didn't hesitate at all, and I went happily. The third brother and the third sister saw that I could drive such a terrible behemoth, and they were even more in awe of me.

The special service team lived up to expectations, and in less than two hours, it was able to bring back five helicopters full of guns and ammunition. It was all brand new, and my brothers were very happy to see it, and they all equipped our helicopters with missiles and heavy machine guns overnight.

At this time, the team on the third brother's side was almost formed, and a rough count showed that there were as many as a thousand people. Call everyone over, hand out guns, teach how to use them. Seeing that the preparations were almost complete, the people were left on patrol, and the rest of the people hurriedly sent them to sleep and prepared to start the mission tomorrow.

I didn't worry about the dead fat man, so I took people to the place to take a look, the dead fat man was drinking there alone, and the third brother and the dwarf warriors were all poured out by him and slipped under the table. I looked at it and laughed dumbly: "No, dead fatty, when did you become so majestic?" ”

The dead fat man was particularly dissatisfied and said, "What kind of skill is this? We drank only a dozen beers by ourselves, and they got so drunk that they couldn't speak no matter how they screamed. I looked at the cup in his hand, good guy, it was one of those big draft beer cups, basically one glass was equivalent to a bottle of beer. The dwarves live in underground mines, there are no crops, and I don't think these dwarves have ever drunk beer yet, and the first time they drink, of course, they get drunk quickly.

I sighed, and asked the three dwarven warriors to be carried to their beds to rest, and in case they got up in the middle of the night and secretly escaped, I directly assigned a dozen people to stand in front of their beds to guard them. I issued a strict order: if these dwarven warriors escaped, then all these people on duty were thrown out of the wall to feed the dumplings.

After all the arrangements were made, I was tired and tired, and I just wanted to find a place to sleep, but when I turned around, I saw that Yamantha was still with me, and I was stunned and asked, "Why don't you go to sleep yet?" She was stunned and said, "I'm going to serve you to sleep." "I thought of Brother Jiu, and I vaguely felt that something was wrong, and I thought that before the problem between me and Brother Jiu was dealt with, I better not mess around.

So, I said to Yamantha: "Okay, hehe, I'm not a child anymore, I don't need to be accompanied by anyone to sleep, you can go to sleep by yourself, don't worry about me." "I'm a living Buddha now, isn't it enough to send a little girl to catch it? As soon as the words fell, Yamantha began to cry with a whimper.

I was stunned by her and hurriedly asked, "What are you crying about?" In the middle of the night, people who don't know think I'm bullying you. Yamantha sobbed and said, "Don't you want me anymore?" Vaguely feeling that something was wrong, I turned back to my Indian guard and asked, "Alam, what's going on?" ”

Alam squinted his eyes and glanced at Yamantha dissatisfied, and said, "The woman who has been abandoned by God is the most shameful dirty woman, and people will expel her from the country, or even stone her to death. When I heard this, I was startled, and I quickly took Yamantha into my arms and said to the guard, "Yamantha is my man, and I will not allow you to touch a finger of her." The guard immediately changed to a respectful face: "The girls who serve God are all saints, how dare we hurt her before it's too late to be respectful?" ”

Grass, I say in my heart that you are really love-hate and stand firm! I stared at him with straight eyes, and looked at him with straight hair, but I had no words to rebuke him, so I glared at him for a long time, and finally snorted stupidly, and there was nothing I could do.

Yamantha was hugged by me, looking at me with tears in her eyes. I scratched my head, thinking that this matter was even more ****** scratching my head, without Yamantha's leadership, I could not have become the king of India so quickly, and if I stood firm on my feet, should I watch her be killed by rocks?

I didn't have an idea on the psychological side, so I wanted to talk to someone, but after thinking about it, there was no suitable candidate. When I looked up, I saw that Mrs. Sandra was brainwashing the Asan on the side, what old flower is the reincarnation of the gods, and what is the living bodhisattva who saves suffering...... When the crowd looked at me again, they simply looked up.

I called Mrs. Sandra aside, told me about Yamantha, and finally said: "Master, since I worship you as a teacher, I will treat you as a relative, our master and apprentice are very similar, they will pretend to be fools and kowtow to us, you look at the apprentice, is it a bit of a blue out of the blue and better than the blue......" Lady Sandra was in a hurry, hurriedly looked left and right, and scolded: "Little rabbit, you don't want to die?" If you know it yourself, how can you say it? ”

The two of us looked at each other for a long time, and we were both happy, and Mrs. Sandra looked at me with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Don't say it, you kid is really a person with the old body, you apprentice, I didn't take it in vain." I looked at no one on the left and right, and said with a smile: "The key is that we have to continue to play this thing, and we must not be seen halfway." When these three find out that we are lying to them, it will not be fun. ”

Lady Sandra thought for a moment and asked, "Boy, do you still believe me?" I immediately swore to the sky: "I have long regarded you as my own mother, how can I not believe you?" Lady Sandra snorted, "You kid always steals your mother's things, doesn't you?" ”

With a face full of embarrassment, I took out my bone flute, handed it into Lady Sandra's hand, and said, "Look at what you said, isn't this bone flute, you like the old medicine, just take it back." Lady Sandra looked at the bone flute in her hand and sighed, "You should keep this thing, it may be more useful in your hands......"

I looked at the Asan in the distance, still waiting for Mrs. Sandra to return, and suddenly remembered an idea, so I said, "Master, you also know, I need to travel all over the place, and I can't stay in India...... If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you to stay in India and help me manage the land. Lady Sandra was startled and said, "What did you say? ”

I didn't care: "I just want you to be the king of India for me for a few days, no fuss." Lady Sandra's mouth was wide open, and she almost fainted. I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, I will send another competent person to help you, you just need to help me use religious means to appease these Ah San." ”

Lady Sandra said "oh" and said, "It's pretty much the same, you kid almost scared the old lady to death." She looked at the bone flute in her hand and said, "In that case, then put this bone flute here tonight, and I will make a replica overnight to see if I can use it." This sentence is very close to my heart, the days of old flowers have always been dealt with, haha.

I suddenly remembered that the business had not been discussed yet, so I angrily scolded Yamantha in the distance: "Yamantha is very important to me, not to mention how much she helps me, at least she is the only one who understands centaur language at the moment, I can't watch her being beaten to death with stones." I sighed and said, "But Master, you also know a little bit about me, I am in the headquarters of Fulto, and I have to deal with the ...... of Brother Jiu."

Lady Sandra laughed, "That's it? I nodded, "That's it." Lady Sandra scolded, "I've never seen you so unproductive, can't you just have both?" When I heard this, I was startled and said, "This...... Eating from the bowl and looking at the ...... in the pot Not really, right? ”

Lady Sandra asked, "Tell me, how many people do we have in the headquarters and branches of the Fuldorian Company now?" I pinched my fingers and calculated: "According to the data given by Brother Jiu last night, there are about 30,000 of us in total." Lady Sandra nodded, of course she had known about this for a long time, so she asked without surprise, "How many of these 30,000 people are men?" How many women make up for it? ”

I scratched my head: "Ten thousand and ten points for men, and more than twenty-five thousand for women." Lady Sandra spread her hands out: "Look, since this is the case, what are you hesitating about?" Listen to the master, first make Yamansha's belly bigger, as long as she has your flesh and bones, who will dare to bully her? ”

cough cough cough cough ...... I'm grass, what's this idea called? I was about to scold her, but on second thought, there seemed to be no other way to do it now. Brother Jiu, it's okay to be a little angry, at most scold me twice, punish me for kneeling on the washboard or something, and it will be over. But Yamantha's side was not sloppy at all, not at all, Yamantha immediately worried about her life.

And the worst thing is that only Yamantha knows Gumanhaus now, and if we fall out with our lovers, that's it. Now it seems that the two sides are going to continue to form an alliance, so if the dwarves know that Yamantha has been executed, they will probably be full of suspicion of us Terrans.

I stayed on my back for a long time, and at last I thought that the old witch's evil idea was feasible. Lady Sandra observed her words and knew that Lao Hua was already planning to be a beast, so she was immediately overjoyed and asked quietly, "Since you have agreed to sit like this, then we will study the next step." ”

I listened and asked, "What's next?" What's next? The old witch said mysteriously, "Of course it's a matter of giving birth...... Hey, boy, do you want to have a son or a daughter? I paused: "Why are you asking this?" Whether to give birth to a son or a daughter is not something you can say. ”

The old witch was proud: "That's not necessarily, you come with your ear, the master will teach you some tricks......" I poked my head out, and Lady Sandra said, I was dumbfounded when I heard it, those strange sexual methods, really shocked me deeply, and when I heard half of it, I suspected that this old witch had come back from studying in Japan.

After passing on the secrets to me, Lady Sandra smiled: "Okay, boy, I'll give you everything I can give you, including boys and boys if you want, and girls if you want...... Don't stand here stupidly stunned, take your bride to work. (To be continued.) )