Episode 176 Up and down five thousand

My eyes widened as I was pushed in front of Yamantha by Lady Sandra, and then I was sent to the bedroom in a daze. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Let's not talk about this night's things, in the beautiful idea of being a father, I worked hard several times, and after falling asleep, I was thinking about what name should be given to him after Lao Hua hugged his son, and when the child grew up, Yongzhen India, haha, is a prince.

Seeing that my grandchildren were born, I also woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that there was nothing around me. As soon as the door opened, Yamantha walked in early, and when she saw that I was awake, she smiled and said, "Why don't you sleep for a while?" It's still early. ”

I looked at the sky, it was indeed a little early, and said with a smile: "I don't know what's wrong, since the outbreak of the apocalyptic virus, my mental head and strength are good, when I used to write novels, I often fell asleep for half a day, and I wouldn't wake up at all in nine hours, but now it's good, as long as I sleep four or five hours a day, it's enough." ”

Yamantha set up a small dining table at the head of the bed, placed it in front of me, and began to place the food on it. He kept holding his hand and said with a smile: "I also found out about this matter, after the outbreak of the virus, it seems that everyone has become different from before, just talk about myself, when I was a child, no one taught me to speak Gumanhaus, that is, I just listened to the adults, and now I can actually remember it, and I can say it myself, even I think it's incredible." ”

These words made my heart wake up, and I wondered if each of us survivors had mutated. I think this thing can not be underestimated, for example, I am in this situation now, this is not in line with scientific common sense, people only eat enough to sleep, will have mental work, although I eat more food now than before, but sleep problems are one is decreasing, and normal people's thirst for sleep is very strong, it is impossible to stay up like this indefinitely. My situation is very similar to the situation of super magical life burning depicted in fantasy novels, although it can ensure that a person's energy is strong enough in a short time, but the actual harm to the body is very great. It is equivalent to overdrawing the future life, which is almost chronic suicide.

I didn't want Yamantha to worry about me, especially since there was no evidence for this speculation, so I didn't take it to heart, and I started to eat and ate two bites. Suddenly he noticed that Yamantha was still standing beside him, so he smiled and said, "What are you still standing there for?" Come on, let's eat together. ”

Yamantha was taken aback: "No, no, no, how can I eat with you?" "I'll just say don't talk nonsense, you sleep in the same bed, why can't you eat together? I couldn't help but say, I pulled Yamantha into the bed and forced her to eat with me. Although Yamantha was still a little restrained at first, it didn't take long for her to know that I was a very easy-going person, so she didn't feel nervous, and we both ate happily. She fed me, I fed her, one for the other, even playing with the ......******, after eating, I realized that this dead girl actually gave me curry rice.

After eating, I got dressed and went outside to see that everyone was up and having breakfast. I asked my India, not necessarily Alam: "How is Captain Yang?" Alam replied respectfully, "Captain Yang has woken up, but the three dwarven warriors are still snoring there, as if they have not woken up from a hangover." ”

As soon as I heard it, I was happy: "Go, go, greet the three of them, the sun is almost shitting, still sleeping, hurry up and eat." Alam ran for a long time, and finally brought the dead fat man and the three dwarven warriors over, and I almost laughed when I saw it: "What do you want to do, dead fat man?" Look at the three of them dressed up, yes to Tuxingsun, what the hell? ”

The dead fat man looked back, and he didn't feel very satisfied, and finally said, "What can be done?" Who made them so short? How can there be such a coincidental change of clothes for them! At first we looked for a few pants, and they weighed them and said they were too long. After cutting off the part below the knee, they said the pants were too thin...... So, I just found them a few large hurdle vests and fat pants, this, let's deal with them first, and then find a special tailor to make clothes for them when I have time, now I can't let them run around with their bare butts, right? ”

As soon as I heard it, this was really the truth, and I no longer had any opinions, and I greeted the three dwarf warriors happily, and the three unlucky ghosts had not yet sobered up, and they were shaking when they walked, but they were very satisfied with our beer, and they couldn't stop thanking the old flower living Buddha for his generosity and saying that the dead fat man was hospitable.

Once everything was ready, everyone decided to go. Since there are 3,000 warriors from the dwarven tribe in Hyderabad, it's too scary, and we only have five Chinook neutral helicopters, which can carry more than 30 people each, which means that we can only send a maximum of 150 people.

On the Mumbai side, there is still a yoga zombie king that has not been eliminated, we can't get out of the nest, we must leave behind the elite to guard the homeland. Therefore, half of the people who came from Thailand had to stay. We can only take a maximum of thirty Thai fighters, plus me, Dead Fat, Ou Xiang, Sun Hongxu, Zhengyu, Jian Tianhan and others, there are only forty, and the remaining 110 people can only be replaced by Indian survivors. These guys have just touched the guns, and most of them haven't even let go of a shot, but they don't care so much.

As our helicopter formation headed for Hyderabad, the sun had just jumped out of the ground, and the three dwarves were shivering with fear when they were in a helicopter for the first time, and they insisted on sitting at the door of the cabin, as if intending to jump down as soon as they saw that something was wrong.

I smiled and gave Wu Shuyuan a look, the bad boy understood, and deliberately opened the cabin door, so that the three dwarves could take a look at the flight altitude of the helicopter, and scared the three dwarf warriors into almost falling off the helicopter. Quickly shrunk back into the middle of the cabin, and aroused interest in the guns in our hands again, Lai Pilai kept touching his face, his face was shocked, and he didn't know what raw materials these guns were made of.

About two hours later, our team approached Hyderabad, and when we looked through the telescope from a distance, we couldn't help but wonder slightly, didn't it mean that in the city of Hyderabad, dwarves and zombies were facing each other? How could there be such a noisy sound, as if there was a war.

I lent the binoculars to the dwarven warriors and let them see what was going on. The guy watched for a long time and told me I couldn't see anything. As soon as I saw it, I quickly opened the lens cover for him with black lines. The guy picked up the binoculars from the new and took a look, and he was frightened at that time, if Wu Shuyuan hadn't closed the hatch, it was estimated that the dwarf guy would have fallen down this jump.

I quickly grabbed him and asked nervously, "What's wrong with you?" The fellow gestured for a long time, and the spitting star sprayed me in the face, and Yamantha finally understood, and explained to me: "That dwarf said that it was amazing, this telescope could see things so far away. ”

I'm full of black lines, don't ******talk nonsense about your grandmother, hurry up and see what's going on over there, don't fight with a telescope, if you really like Ye, I'll give you one.

The dwarf looked at me gratefully, picked up the binoculars, looked at them carefully, and finally concluded, "It looks like our Great Chief and the Zombie King are going to have a decisive battle." ”

I was startled when I heard this, and quickly grabbed the binoculars to take a look, and followed the direction of the dwarven warriors, and sure enough, I vaguely saw two groups of people and centaurs lining up in the city of Hyderabad. Those dwarven battle axes and shields were shiny, helmets and armor were bright, and although they were not many in number, they looked very imposing.

But on the other side of the confrontation with them, there are boundless zongzi, at least a million. Millions, there is a saying: "People have passed 10,000 boundless, and people have passed 100,000 days and the earth is dark." "10,000,000 is still like that, and the assembly of a million troops is definitely an eye-catching spectacle. Endless rice dumplings fill the streets of most of Hyderabad, and I can't count how many of them are hidden in the corridors. In fact, if we weren't flying in a helicopter, we wouldn't have been able to see them lined up. The most terrible thing is that there are countless zongzi coming from all directions one after another, and many later zongzi don't even have a place to stand, so they can only stand in the suburbs.

Under such a momentum, the contrasting dwarf clan is like a small flat boat in the stormy waves, and it seems that it may be overturned by the huge waves of the Zongzi army at any time. But apparently the dwarves were not afraid, and they were fearlessly arrayed in phalanx, and were fought to the death.

What line do I see? Isn't this a matter of fate? This suicidal way of fighting must be stopped by the Dwarven Legion. However, the two sides of them have already lined up in formation, and the battle is about to start, and the reason why it has not officially started may be because the zombie king feels that his subordinates have not yet fully arrived.

In such a situation, who can rush the people on both sides away? I told everyone about this problem, and Jian Tianhan immediately smiled: "It's not easy to say, get a big red cloth and continue to summon the demonized divine cow, the cows will rush, and the zongzi can't afford to mess with it." Although it is still impossible to defeat so many zombie zongzi, it is still no problem to take the opportunity to cover the withdrawal of the dwarven team. ”

As soon as Jian Tianhan's words were finished, the dead fat man scolded beside him: "What's the use of you talking these now?" Where do we go to find the red cloth now? Jian Tianhan pointed to the headscarf on the head of the third brother with his hand and said, "You can temporarily replace this one." ”

Hey, don't say it, it's a really good idea, it's a pity that not all the third brothers have headscarves on their heads, everyone got together for a long time, and barely enough red cloth for four helicopters, and those so-called red cloths are red cloth strips, which are not very conspicuous at all.

Helplessly, I took our national flag out of my arms again and said, "Damn, at the critical moment, we have to invite our national flag out." ”

We equipped the red cloth as fast as we could, and the five helicopters immediately split up and began to summon the sacred cow. In India, there is no shortage of things, except that people are cattle, everywhere. In ten minutes, five helicopters attracted thousands of wild cattle.

The five helicopters marched in unison, carrying the thousands of demonized sacred cows at a low altitude, and passed between the dwarf clans and the army of zongzi. According to the prior agreement, our helicopter will stop temporarily in front of the battle, and the three dwarven warriors will take me, Ou Xiang, Yamantha, and the brown panda to jump off the helicopter together to find the dwarven chieftain and persuade him to give up this decisive battle first.

As soon as we got off the plane, the helicopter took off and continued to lead the huge herd of cattle on the charge. Seeing that the time was almost up, the five helicopters diverted their routes and flew towards the army of zongzi, so the demonized cattle behind followed the roar and also rushed into the army of zongzi.

The herds of cattle that swarmed in droves were not something that the zongzi could resist, and five helicopters each carried thousands of mad cows and rushed into the army of zongzi. The intelligence level of the zongzi is relatively low, and the IQ of the zombie king is not very good. The houses and buildings on both sides of the street seriously limited the range of movement of the zongzi, and they almost had no way to dodge and could only resist with their bodies.

But how can a human body compare to a roaring bull? Those demonized sacred cows were far more powerful than before, and after their eyes were red by the red cloth, they rushed into the army of zongzi regardless of it, and the roar of the helicopter's rumbling motor could not hide the dense sound of bone breaking, and the scalp of the listener was numb.

The people in the dwarf team were stunned, looking at the incredible scene in front of them. Originally, they had already fought this battle with the determination to die, but now it seems that not only do they not have to do it, but they can also win a big victory, which is like pie in the sky, reborn and alive.

The three dwarven warriors led the three of us to the front of the dwarven team, two of us stayed with us, and the third of them quickly ran to a particularly stout dwarf in front of the formation, bent down and saluted, it seemed that that guy was the big chief of the dwarves of this clan, Tyxon.

The warrior turned back to us as he said something to Tyxon, and the dwarven chief looked at us from afar, expressionless and silent. After a long while, when the dwarven warrior had finished speaking, Chief Tyxon nodded expressionlessly, and waved for the two dwarven warriors beside us to lead us over.

After the meeting, the chief spread his five fingers, patted his chest, and said something very arrogantly, and Yamantha explained to me a little unhappy: "He said that he is the great king of the bronze dwarves, Tyxon Ruben Ghosn, and yearns for fighting with real skills, even if he dies in battle, it is endless glory." But it's a shame that you, the Terrans, are now degenerate and are beginning to use magic like dark elves. ”

As soon as I heard it, I was amused and said, "Fuck your uncle, what ****** magic?" Do you think that such careless iron bumps can't fly without magic? That's called science! Science you can't move? Yamantha translated my words, and the big chief endured his anger and said something, Yamantha turned back to me and said, "He asked you what science is?" ”

I opened my mouth several times, but I felt that it was a little inappropriate, what the word science meant, and it was really hard for his grandmother to say. I was so pressed that I said, "Science is magic that doesn't need to be learned, anyone can use it without problems, science is knowledge." ”

Tyxon roared, "Isn't that still magic? He pointed his stubby finger at the door of my head: "Hey! Your Terrans have been completely degenerate, have not been seen for thousands of years, and are now like evil dark elves. What a shame for your ancestors. ”

After listening to Yamantha's translation, my nose was crooked in anger, and I thought to myself, how can this dwarven chief be a cannon? I didn't bother to reason with them, so I turned around and pointed to the army of zongzi and said, "Is it meaningful for you to fight a million army of thousands of people like this?" Even if you can win, how much do you have left? Although those cows look crazy, but the cows are shorter than people, once the herd breaks into the army of zongzi, it will soon be blocked by the dense crowd, and the red cloth cannot be seen, and the role of the herd will be immediately gone, you know? ”

After Yamantha translated my words, the dwarven chief immediately stopped, and he came up to me a few steps and looked at me with his face turned to the sky: "What did you say?" Are cows shorter than people? Are you calling me a cow? Mean guys! When he glared at me, I glared at him, and when I understood what he meant, I was furious, lowered my head and looked into his eyes, and scolded: "Little man, listen well, I will grass your uncle!" ”

Where did Yamantha stay, she didn't dare to translate anymore.

I was fighting with the dwarven chieftain when I suddenly heard the voice of a dead fat man coming from the walkie-talkie on my waist: "Oh, old flower, it's not good, our gasoline consumption is too bad." You have to go back immediately, or you won't be able to go back. ”

As soon as I heard it, I was anxious. Originally, it was not far from Pune to Hyderabad, only more than 500 kilometers, and under normal circumstances, a round trip would be no problem, but now our helicopter is fully loaded and leading the herd to perform flying stunts, and the gasoline consumption is very high.

I quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and yelled, "What then? The dead fat man said with a white face, "We must go back immediately." So I said, "Then come back and pick me up." The dead fat man said very apologetically in the helicopter: "I'm afraid not, we are now in the northwest corner of Hyderabad City, and we have to pass through the entire city from the southeast corner where you are, and it will definitely be too late to turn back...... Anyway, they're our allies, you wait here, we'll get some fuel and we'll be back. ”

I was stunned for a moment, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly turned my head to Yamantha and said, "What's that...... You must not translate that sentence to him again. (To be continued.) )