The dead fat man's body was a little terrifying, and when Song Laipeng saw it, he couldn't help but feel bottomless. The little stick swallowed and spitted, and there was a hint of fear in his eyes, but he still insisted on not retreating.

The dead fat man shook his shoulders twice, and gestured to Song Laipeng, asking him to strike first. The old South Korean cousins around them coaxed one after another, asking the "president" to teach the dead fat man a hard lesson. Song Laipeng couldn't be forced, so he had to lean forward and hit a jab to see if it was real.

Koreans have to receive rigorous taekwondo training since childhood, so Koreans' individual confrontation ability is often much stronger than it actually seems, which is deeply experienced by those who have fought with Korean students. Many people tend to be careless and look down on Korean martial arts, and suffer losses.

But that must also be based on the strength of the two sides, and a competition like this is simply a sincere attempt to make a fool of Song Laipeng. His jab is very majestic, straight and fast, and I guess if I change it, I really won't be able to dodge it...... Of course, the dead fat man didn't dodge, so the jab hit the dead fat man's nose, fortunately, it was just a jab, and Song Laipeng didn't go all out, so the dead fat man's nose didn't hang the color.

I was frowning secretly, and I saw the dead fat man take a step, and a big swing fist of "whew" slapped over, and Song Laipeng fell to the ground in one fell swoop, and he couldn't get up for a long time. The old Korean watches around reacted and said that such a competition was too unfair.

The dead fat man turned around and asked, "Old Flower, why are you fighting with others?" I told the truth of the matter, the dead fat man laughed, went over to help Song Laipeng up, and said: "What do you have to say, why fight?" You're the president now, why are you still as unproductive as an old flower? I glared at the fat man, but translated his words anyway.

Song Laipeng over there stood firmly, glanced at the dead fat man's body, walked up to me stupidly, gestured to me, and then he sat cross-legged on the deck and put on a stand to reason with me.

Of course, I did not show weakness, and I followed his example and sat cross-legged opposite him. A lot of people gathered around us, intending to watch the battle of words between the two of us. There is also an old Korean watch, respectfully brought two cups of tea, put them in front of us, and moistened our throats.

Song Laipeng took the lead and said: "Thanks to Mr. Hua's advice, I am not welcome." I am a Korean, and our Korean football is the pride of the whole of Asia! Far from it, our nation's heroes won the precious right to qualify for the last World Cup, and it was undoubtedly a conquest victory. In the audience, we could see several Chinese, all of whom were unanimously happy with our victory (note that it was joy, not congratulations), and cheered and cheered with us on the field, as if the victory was theirs. ”

"Of course, we in the Republic of Korea welcome such a move, but I do wonder what is the reason for such a heartfelt joy? Their explanation was: 'Because we are all Asians, your victory represents our glory and the possibility of our progress, so that Westerners must change their habit of looking down on Asians.' ’”

"I can't help but feel ridiculous when I hear this, if we can still cheer together on the field, off the field, this reason that makes you happy for us makes me have the courage to speak up to you about Korea's thoughts."

"Back in ancient times, when we were called Goryeo, everything we did came from you, compared to you, we are just a derivation of civilization, we are just inferior beings struggling in your corner, we have no self, we have no dignity. In our history, even our powerful Li Dynasty has no rivalry with you. ”

"Fortunately, God has given us other things very fairly and precisely, because we are small, and He has given us more wisdom; Because we are barren, he has given us strong and tall bodies; Because we have been repeatedly invaded, he has given us a stubborn will; Because we are few people, he gave us the spirit of unity......"

Therefore, when the wheel of the times rolls to the zone centered on science and technology, our qualities have contributed to our achievements today, and we have vividly demonstrated our excellence and greatness! In terms of science and technology, our Seoul University, leaving Peking University far behind, our enterprises: Samsung, LG, Kia, Daewoo, Hyundai, JNC, raging like a storm in the Chinese market, it is certain that many of you Chinese feel fashionable and proud to buy our products, and even a large group of your servile compatriots are extremely disdainful of talking about domestic products. ”

"We, the Republic of Korea, have also experienced an era of flooding with foreign products, but our great people, tightly united in their rejection of them, preferring to buy more cost-effective than Sony, Toyota, Motorola, Philips...... Samsung Electronics, which is much worse, bought Hyundai cars, and at that time, these two brands that were excellent in Hyundai's eyes were called by foreigners - imitation cats! But we are proud to have them, not ashamed. ”

"In sports, we, who are only a tenth of your population, have won the same Olympic gold medal as you. And on the competition of intelligence...... Go, this kind of thing you invented, is now our world! In terms of fashion, most of China's land has been completely swept away by the Korean Wave, you listen to songs that you don't understand, the kind of loose pants you wear are actually the traditional clothing in Korean history, we pursue fashion in tradition, we use our tradition to create fashion, you are indeed killing everything about you, you are betraying your great ancestors! ”

"How ridiculous it seems to us that you speak of the glory of Asia, please be clear and bear in mind that in the past international competition was conducted on a national basis, not on a continent, and that Greece would not be glorious with the glory of England."

"The connection between us, which is only 15 degrees of longitude, what we have in common because of this geography, which seems so bleak and powerless in the cause of our victory, what you have given us - Confucianism, peace, kindness, in a sense, even the culprit that our victory is so late, our victory comes from what you do not have: tenacity, unity, and radical nationalism that you have rejected, so our victory belongs to our people, It doesn't need to be touched by others. ”

"I am fortunate to be born in this era, this era in which we are beginning to emerge, this era in which we defeated our teachers, this era in which our greatness is shown, this era in which the size of the country, the size of the population, the richness and poverty of minerals are not measured, just as the excellence of people should not be judged by the color of their skin, and under this scientific criterion - the Republic of Korea - has won!"

"Yes, we do look alike, like the Yugoslavs and the white Americans, but what does this almost our only commonality, this commonality from our fellow Far East, mean? Does it represent your future progress? ”

"Therefore, it's time for you to stop your fantasies, and it's time to wake up that shameful Asian complex! The day of progress will come only because of what you do not have now: tenacity, unity, nationalism armed with science! That's all I said. Song Laipeng bowed to me respectfully, but his face was full of pride.

I nodded and said, "I'm really sorry, we Chinese just want to be perfect forever, which is the same as the glorious past of our country you mentioned at the beginning. So, we always want our weaknesses to be as long as your strengths, and because of this, our national basketball beats you by more than 40 points, our volleyball, our swimming and diving...... Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything comparable to your country in these projects, because we have never seen a Korean shadow in these projects. These advantages have never been worthy of glory in us Chinese, because they are taken for granted, and as for the number of gold medals you said is almost the same as ours, I really laugh at my stomach. ”

"When I hear you use football as a gimmick, I really think that you are indeed very small, but this is also a characteristic of Koreans, as citizens of friendly countries, I am here to point out to you selflessly, you are very good at blindly satisfying a little advantage, and then expanding it infinitely in your imagination, so as to get disproportionate blind self-esteem. Take football as an example, Korean football is only a little stronger than Chinese football, you are embarrassed to show off, remember that Korean football is still at a third-rate level in the world, and as Asians, the farce of your elimination of Italy in the Korea-Japan World Cup did not give Asians a long face. You say that the game of Go that we invented is now ahead of you, so I can't help but remind you, your so-called national skill: taekwondo, in the competition, the Korean players are still trampled under the feet of our country's players? What does that mean? ”

"My motherland is a socialist country, since the day of its birth by the capitalist countries that account for the vast majority of the world's capitalist countries squeezed and hostile, in this case, my motherland has risen up with the efforts of her 1.3 billion compatriots, our country has broken the nuclear monopoly of Western countries, developed its own industrial agriculture, science and technology and national defense, and we have stimulated the economic growth of the world."

"I am proud of my country and note the circumstances in which we achieved these results...... Even the USSR at that time was not relied on by us, and we achieved results in such difficult circumstances; What about you? When your country, together with my motherland, had just risen from the ashes of war, you had embarked on the capitalist road, and you had received aid and orders from the United States, just like Japan, so your industry was indeed at the forefront of Asia...... Again, please note that it is only industry, and it is light industry, and heavy industry is not included. On the other hand, the Americans can be stationed on the territory of your country, and I don't think you are taking advantage of this kind of trade. ”

"In fact, you are not the first to say something similar, Koreans are still taking Samsung, Daewoo LG to talk about things. It's not much progress. To be honest, Samsung, Daewoo, etc. can almost be equated with South Korea in people's impressions, on the one hand, it certainly shows that these companies are really good, on the other hand, don't you think that South Korea is too easy to be "equal"? It's not necessarily a good thing that a certain aspect is too large in a country, so please don't be too arrogant because of a few companies, and if you lose these, there will be nothing left in South Korea, but in our country, losing something of the same weight is not even a break in the bones. ”

"Our country has more and more weighty capital for me to use as capital for debate, and your so-called Samsung and Daewoo have long been unable to compare with them. Specifically, what achievements we have, or that sentence, we are not proud of winning against you, because in our consciousness, we have never regarded South Korea as an adversary, although it is not very conducive to relations with China and South Korea, but sorry, this is a fact. ”

"The so-called Korean Wave, in fact, the media exaggerated him, I don't think it can be regarded as a culture, maybe in your country it is a culture, because I can't understand how big a small country is. In China, Korean culture is at best prevalent among the immature people under the age of fifteen in some middle schools in some cities, and of course there may be such people in some universities, but generally we don't think of them as adults. ”

"So the so-called Hallyu is at best an alternative trend, but you treat it as a cultural infection, and I have to admire the 'characteristics' of the Korean people mentioned above. If you ask me what is cultural edification, what is cultural infection, who is the edification of whom, who infects whom, or please look at the shadow of China around you, I will not give examples one by one. ”

"Another point is that some of the advantages of the Korean nation are generally recognized in our country, because the Chinese nation is always a nation in a state of progress, and we can see the advantages of others clearly, and we can also recognize our own shortcomings more clearly. The Chinese nation has a history of 5,000 years, when we are ahead, we treat other nations with kindness, selflessly help them, and when we are in trouble, we rely on our own strength to take off again, we collect the achievements we have made, take out our own shortcomings to improve, we are always modest, always persevering, and always progress. ”

"We will never be satisfied with achieving a little bit and get carried away, and we will not always compare our strengths with the shortcomings of others, and hide our own shortcomings...... Just like you, always think you're the winner. So, ah, ignorant Koreans, when they saw you drunk and declared, 'The Korean nation has won,' suddenly felt that you were even more ridiculous and pitiful than the Yamato nation. ”

"Even though we are all yellow, even though we look alike, even though we all belong to the commonality of the Far East, what does this mean? Although you have seen a few Chinese cheering for South Korea's third-rate football, why do you think that our Chinese nation needs to represent our glory with you? The saddest thing is not to make a fool of yourself, but to think that you are glorious when you are ugly, and you can represent the glory of others. You're guilty of your nation again, aren't you? ”

"If you insist on thinking that the Korean nation has won, I can't help it, but ...... But...... But we really never saw you as an adversary. The official president of your country would not dare to despise China like this, but you are a small temporary president, but you dare to despise our Chinese nation with a football ball?! In response to our words - the ignorant are fearless. ”

"Koreans despise us Chinese, I have heard it a long time ago, and many Chinese do not know. Hey~ My old Korean cousins - see clearly, why are the Chinese better than you? ”

"Koreans like to sarcastically say to China, South Korea has Samsung, LG, what does China have? Chinese people are often speechless for a while. I would like to ask the Koreans, what do you have besides Samsung, Hyundai, LG? The output value of these companies accounts for most of your total output value in South Korea, and if you kill these companies, South Korea will be finished, but what about the rest? What do we have in China? Let's not talk to you about culture and history (you like plagiarism), and for the time being, I won't include Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Macao, but just talk about the mainland:"

"1. We have a spaceship that needs 200,000 parts and the industrial chain behind it, do you Koreans have it, don't tell me about cars, cars only need 16,000 parts."

"2. We have Loongson CPU, second only to Japan and the United States in the world, do you have it?"

"3. WE HAVE ACQUIRED IBM'S LENOVO, WHICH IS ALREADY WORLD-CLASS, DO YOU HAVE A WORLD-RENOWNED PC BRAND?"

"4. We have a giant project like the Three Gorges, can you build it? We can go to Africa to bid for hydropower stations that are twice as large as the Three Gorges power generation, are you qualified? ”

"5. Can we build J10 third-generation and a half-generation fighters, nuclear submarines, nuclear missiles, Chinese Aegis ships, and intercontinental missiles, can you buy them from the United States?"

"6. We have 60 satellites flying in the sky, how many of them do you have?"

"7. Our Chinese in Thailand, the Philippines, Malaysia, and Singapore control the economies of these countries, what else do you have when you go out of South Korea?"

"8. Our Huawei can make Cisco tremble, can you?"

"9. How much influence does the Korean Wave, which you are so proud of, have gone out of Asia? Which of our movies "Hero", "Ambush on All Sides", and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is not worth hundreds of millions of dollars at the box office in the United States, do you have one in South Korea? Our Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi, Jet Li, Gong Li, and Chow Yun-fat are all world-class influential big names, and there are even Yao Ming and Liu Xiang in the sports world! Your Kim Hee-sun is out of East Asia, and who knows her? ”

"10. Our Chinese cuisine is popular all over the world, almost every country in the world, and we Chinese can easily eat what you think is 'greasy' Chinese food when we go to any country. What about your Korean food? Where is it? Moreover, in Korean food, the most expensive are Chinese food and Japanese sashimi, where does Korea have its own unique food culture??? The lychee that Yang Guifei liked to eat in ancient China has never been seen by Koreans!! There are so many fruits in our country, if they are seen by Koreans, they must be scared to death!! ”

"11. Now that the whole world is learning Chinese, many schools in the United States have listed Chinese as a compulsory subject, who will learn your Korean Chinese?"

12. They are greedy and vain, inconsistent with the inside and outside, pay attention to the appearance and packaging, but do not know how to improve their own quality, which is a complete cultural desert. Upstart! Let's take a look at it first, the cookie-cutter Korean film and television dramas really can't understand that such a shoddy and in-depth thing can cause the Korean Wave?? The style of the Korean people in our country since ancient times, the level of singing and dancing of Koreans is indeed higher than the level of China, but the same pop songs in South Korea are almost copied from the United States and Japan, plus their own rough rap, and a wild dance is the Korean Wave?! In order to deceive foreigners with luxurious appearances, Koreans vigorously research cosmetic surgery techniques, and all people suffer from skin and flesh!! I'd rather eat pickles than go for plastic surgery, buy clothes and cosmetics!! ”

"Of course, we are not better than you everywhere, and there are many places where we can't catch up with you. For example, in football, our players are Chinese at the beginning of primary school, and if you don't play football, you are a ruffian, and your players are selected in the college league. Let our elementary school students beat you college students, we really can't beat you. ”

"As for masturbation, we're not as good as you. You Koreans like to masturbate, and Chinese can't compare to you. You don't have a large area of land, so you fantasize that the northeast is yours; You don't have words, so you fantasize that you invented Chinese characters; You don't have medicine, so you fantasize that Chinese medicine and acupuncture were invented by you. You don't have great men, so you fantasize about Confucius, and Xi Shi is Korean. Your diet is monotonous and pitiful, so you slander Chinese cuisine as greasy, poor Koreans, how do poor Koreans know that the four major Chinese cuisines are only greasy northern food. You don't have a glorious history, so you have to take comfort in Goguryeo, which was destroyed by the Tang Dynasty. ”

"You have U.S. troops on your territory, we don't. How wonderful. In wartime, you don't have to use your brains, you just have to sell your life, because the US military commands you. Finally, you Koreans think that you are developed countries in the country, and you think that we Chinese value you more and like to show your self-esteem in front of you. ”

“1。 China is one of the five permanent members of the Security Council, the power in its hands can influence the world, South Korea is just a second-rate country in Asia, the United Nations has no part in his voice, Ban Ki-moon is already South Korea's proudest figure in the United Nations, but this is just the 'privilege' of ZZ elf, China, the United States, Russia, Britain and France do not have this 'qualification'. ”

“2。 There have also been 'foreign' invasions in Chinese history. Most of these 'foreigners' have been assimilated, and thousands of years have passed, and China is still China. Historically, South Korea has no qualifications to be called an independent 'country', and has been enslaved by China for thousands of years, and by Japan for more than 100 years, and then under the 'protection' of the United States for decades. ”

“3。 There is a '**********' in the world, and South Korea has no status in the international community at all, and there is no such thing as a Korean threat. ”

“4。 China is the third space power, second only to the United States and Russia in manned spaceflight, and South Korea has not launched its own satellites. ”

“5。 Chinese defend themselves and export weapons to the outside world, and Korean men have no combat effectiveness and rely on American GIs to protect your women. ”

“6。 There is only one CHINA in the United Nations, and there are two KOREA in the United Nations. ”

“7。 China go-vern-ment openly recognizes and supports North Korea, and South Korea go-vern-ment does not dare to recognize Taiwan"

“8。 China can bargain with the United States on the Korean Peninsula issue at any time, and South Korea can only be at the mercy of the United States on the Korean Peninsula issue. ”

“9。 China can talk to one continent, South Korea can only follow the United States. ”

“10。 China has defeated sixteen countries and forty-one of their backers on your soil, and South Korea has not been able to settle its own civil war. ”

I straightened up and finally asked, "President Song, do you want to add some explanations?" ”

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This chapter is idle and shouldn't have been charged, but I can't operate the background program at the starting point, so I'm sorry brothers (to be continued.) )