readx;?readx; Chapter 268: Wen Shangshu poems are shocking, and Shen Dusi is eloquent and crying ghosts and gods

Let's say that Wen Shangshu was startled out of the yamen of the Ministry by Qin Lei, and surrounded by his companions, he went all the way east to Beicheng, only to see rows of shops and bustling people, which was a good picture of the people's livelihood in Tianjing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info is a thriving vitality that neither the strict West Castle nor the majestic East Castle has.

Looking at the scene of people's livelihood in front of him, Wen Shangshu was a little stunned for a while, and the clever companion who led the horse saw the adult's eyes full of remembrance, so he asked playfully: "Sir, what did you remember?" ”

Wen Yantao bowed slightly: "The last time I came here was eighteen years ago, when the official was still a small official, and he often went to the flower and bird market on Zhulong Street to find some rare things," he said and sighed: "Later, when I was released as an official, I never had the opportunity to come to this northern city again." I can't imagine that it will take 18 years to revisit the old place! ”

The companions naturally said like a tide, saying, "Mr. is a good official who has done his best, and has sacrificed a lot for our Daqin", and there is a humane "Mr. focuses on errands, and has no time to develop personal hobbies, and has not come to catch birds for decades, which is more noble than Dayu, who has passed through the door three times and does not enter." ’

These words were extremely disgusting, so that the clever companion was in a hurry, so he had to turn an angle and pat himself on the back, "Mr. Wencai is the world, and now he is revisiting the old place, can you improvise a poem to open the eyes of the little ones, you can also," I want to say, 'Leave a name for the ages', but thinking of the word used when I go to the Yudai River at night, I can't help but rack my brains and say: "You can leave a good story for this place......" After speaking, he praised himself in his heart and said: 'Huh! Xiao Mao is good, I am optimistic about you! ’

Wen Yantao said reservedly when he heard this: "This official has not written poetry for a long time. ”

The little Mao thought that this was the adult's desire to welcome and refuse, and said with a look of admiration: "Mr. is worried about the country and the people, and the little ones admire it very much." But who doesn't know that you are the younger brother of the leader of the literary world and the Hanlin list, if there are no new works coming out, wouldn't it be a big loss for the literary world? The companions around him were about to vomit when they heard this, but they still had to make a sigh, and they couldn't help but admire Brother Mao's sycophant kung fu.

Wen Yantao is a family member who knows his own affairs, and his eldest brother is indeed literate, but he was an idle gentleman back then, with a real embroidered pillow and straw wrap, and he spent seven or eight years in the Guozijian before he finished his business in gift-giving, and he didn't even have the courage to participate in the exam. And without a scholar background, it is impossible to enter the high-level, even if the scholar clan is the same, so at the age of thirty, there is still a vacant position of a Lang official, and he is going to hang his son for a lifetime.

Who would have thought that the Wen family would suddenly come to work, and the eldest brother became the first assistant of a country with one hand covering the sky, and he naturally participated in the Enke of the year, and it was not surprising that the top three in high school, if it weren't for the opponent who was too strong back then, I'm afraid that the champion would not be him.

In the end, Enke in the first year of Zhaowu, Li Yijiang Zhuangyuan, Wen Yantao Bangyan, and even Tanhualang were acquaintances - Zhuo Wenzheng. The folk praised: 'Dumbfounded Li Zhuangyuan, blind Wen Bang Eye, dazzling Zhuo Tanhua. ’

It is conceivable that the cultural level of the literary list should be on the same level as His Royal Highness the King of Longwei County, and he can't even understand Pingxuan, so what kind of poetry can he do. But that companion is too young and not deeply involved in the world, and he speaks with a clever energy, how can he know the Tao in it.

There is a companion who knows, but he sincerely wants to make Xiao Mao look good, so he endures not to say it, and follows most of the unknown coaxing. Wen Yantao sincerely shirked it a few times, but he was regarded as modest, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu has at least drunk the ink of Guozijian for a few days, and it shouldn't be a problem to fool these coarse people, right?

coughed lightly, and the corners of his mouth curved down: "Then make the last one?" The noisy cries of the companions sounded, and when they saw Lord Shangshu's hands pressed down, he knew that the adults were going to groan, so they quickly quieted down, waiting for the good words of the Lord of the List.

When it was time to groan, Master Shangshu felt the pain of constipation, racking his brains, gritting his teeth, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he only felt that his brain was blank and he couldn't utter a word.

At this point, Qin Lei is stronger than him, at least Qin Lei will first make a long sound of "ah ......", and then hold back his face and thick neck.

Squinting at it, the companions were still waiting, Wen Shangshu couldn't help but feel anxious, so he put a very loud and smelly corpse ......

The dragons waited for a long time before they heard a loud and tactful "porphy......ry" sound, and they all opened their mouths wide, and they were just about to cheer in unison, when a foul smell entered their stomachs with the autumn wind, almost overturning everyone.

Wen Yantao's face was flushed, and when he felt that Sven was sweeping the floor, the gold medal attendant Xiao Maozi shouted with a foul smell: "Okay! The gentleman is so wet! So wet, so wet! Others said: "'It's a good fart, it smells so stinky'." "But you still have to endure the vomiting and applaud.

Wen Yantao had already begun to complain about Xiao Mao's troubles in his heart, and when he heard that Xiao Mao was in danger, his face eased slightly, and he pretended to be calm: "You said yes, can you hear what's good?" ”

Xiao Mao said in his heart, it is so loud and smelly, what can be good? But he had to round it down, and reluctantly said: "Porphyry, no, yes, yes, yes, Mr. starts with a fart, oh no, no, starts with 'no', it's really high-minded, breathtaking." Scratching his head vigorously, he said with a flash of inspiration: "Loud, atmospheric!" The people on the side said that it was indeed loud, so they also echoed and applauded.

Wen Yantao twisted his beard and said: "I didn't expect you to have some knowledge, although you are not in the middle and not far away." At this time, I saw a eunuch who came out of the palace to buy, and finally had a flash of inspiration, shook his head and said: "It's not a man, it's not a woman," the companions said carefully, no, maybe the good show is behind, let's bear with it first, and then wait for the adults to continue.

Wen Yantao was already immersed in the beauty of poetry, only feeling that his thoughts were like a spring, and when he saw the eunuch riding a small donkey, he chanted loudly: "Don't ride a horse to ride a donkey...... Everyone was sweating profusely, their faces were pale, and they felt that it was more stinky than Fang Cai's 'porphyry'.

Listening to Wen Bangyan, he shook his head and continued: "Why is my father-in-law going?" The bellies of the people began to churn up and down.

It happened that the eunuch passed by them, heard Wen Yantao's verses, thought he was asking him, threw a wink at Wen Shangshu, and said sharply: "Hurry up!" ”

The crowd couldn't bear it any longer, and just by the words of the eunuch, they ran to the side of the road, lay down by the gutter and vomited.

The eunuch thought that these people were laughing at himself, stomped his feet and twisted his waist, and whispered: "I hate it! And he ran away with a face. didn't know that he was carrying a black pot for the sake of being a scholar.

Wen Yantao didn't realize that he was so lethal, and still sang in a low voice: "It's not a man, it's not a woman, it's not a horse, it's not a donkey, why is my father-in-law going?" Catch up, catch up! I feel that this is a masterpiece of my own life, and I can't help but be poetic, and I want to chase after the victory, and chant a few more songs for future recollection.

How dare the companions let him recite poetry again, and they all gave the clever ghost Xiaomao a look and made him think about it. Xiao Mao patted his head, and said with a smile on his face: "Sir, I will go to Kuaiyixuan in front, where the sauce elbows, lion heads, and rolling hydrangeas are all unique in the capital, you work hard to write poems, but you can't have an empty stomach." Let's go and add some ingredients first, and then continue to compose poems. ”

Wen Shangshu ate breakfast early, and was frightened and tossed by Qin Lei, and when he heard the words, he felt a rumbling in his belly, and said with his head bowed: "Then go, and continue to compose poetry when you are full of food and drink!" The companions said in their hearts: It's almost the same as eating and drinking, but they just vomited out their breakfast and urgently needed to replenish it, so they hugged Master Wen and walked to the front of the happy Xuan.

Seven or eight men in long shirts who were playing in the back exchanged glances, and followed in twos and threes.

There are even more spies from the spy bureau hidden in the shadows, who have already entered Kuaiyixuan first, and set all the tables, leaving only one by the window, waiting for Wen Yantao's arrival.

Walking out of the old distance, Wen Yantao was still immersed in poetry, and felt that his legs were light and soft, and as soon as he heard Xiao Mao say 'arrived', he raised his eyes and saw a two-story restaurant on the left side of the road, with a Nanmu plaque of 'Kuaiyi Xuan' hanging on it. I was about to nod, but I saw a hotel called 'Dabaiju' farther away, and I couldn't help shaking my head and said: "Dabaiju, I wrote a good poem today, when I went to float Dabaiju, I went to Dabaiju." As he spoke, he walked past the door of Kuaiyixuan's store and walked towards the 'big white house' in front.

The companions looked at each other, and the lion's head was no longer eating, so they hurriedly stepped forward to follow.

The spies who were on guard at the gate of Kuaiyixuan hurriedly ran in and said to the leader who was waiting inside: "They didn't come in, they went to Dabaiju." ”

The leader said 'um', pulled off the fake beard, revealing a young and emaciated face, which turned out to be Shen Bing. Shen Bing groaned: "Da Baiju? Why haven't I heard of this? ”

Regardless of whether he had heard it or not, the Wen Shangshu had already arrived in front of the store, and the welcoming acquaintance saw this hugging back and forth, wearing a yarn, knowing that a noble person was coming, he quickly shook up his spirits, piled up the most gruesome smile, and stepped forward and said crisply: "This big official is here, our Taibai Ju is really full of brilliance!" ”

Wen Yantao couldn't help but be stunned, and asked with difficulty: "What's the name of this store?" ”

Zhike pointed to the plaque above his head, and listened to the loud voice: "Taibaiju, this big official is the first time to come, please let Rong Xiao talk a lot, tell you the origin of the name of our shop, and say that the poet fairy Li Bai ...... back then."

The chatter in the back didn't understand a word, he stared at the seven-foot plaque, there were three big green characters "Taibaiju" on it, and a little under the Taizi was beating wantonly in his eyes, as if he was grinning and laughing, making him want to find a crack in the ground and get into it, and never come out again.

"Yes, too? Why isn't it big? What kind of broken words are written, like chicken feet crazy! Wen Yantao said with a deep resentment. The three characters of Taibaiju are grass, and the point of the word is somewhat sticky with a hand, but as long as you have practiced calligraphy for two days, you will not admit that you are wrong.

With a stomach full of anger in his heart, this Taibaiju naturally couldn't stay, Lord Wen snorted coldly, shook off his placket, and turned around and left in a chic manner. The companions said in their hearts, and the old man said: 'I'm not afraid of ugliness, I'm only afraid of dew' Cheng doesn't deceive me, hurry up and go out.

Later, he happily inscribed the plaque...... Hey, why did the big officials leave? The acquaintance was talking about **, but when he saw the distinguished guest leaving, he wanted to grab a companion and ask but was kicked to the ground by someone.

Shen Bing arrived at the hotel with the plaque of 'What Baiju' at a speed unimaginable to ordinary people, and before Wen Yantao could tell whether it was 'too much' or 'big', Wen Yantao came in, and several people hurriedly found a table to sit down, flipping through the wooden board with the recipes written on it. Before he could catch his breath, he saw that Wen Bang turned around and left with a huff.

Shen Bing almost wanted to go crazy, but he felt that this was the most memorized of the previous missions, he gasped for a few breaths, gritted his teeth and said, "Go!" He led his grief-stricken men and got up and walked out again.

Just happened to meet the acquaintance who was kicked in front of him, Shen Bing reached out to help him up, and heard the acquaintance mutter, "Why?" Why do others say that there is a reward, but I only have a share of the beating? Shen Bing also felt strange, looked up at the plaque of 'Taibaiju', and then suddenly said: "It's not your fault, the signboard is to blame." With that, he let go of the acquaintance who had already stopped, and strode out with his men.

The acquaintance was about to reminisce about the words of the good Samaritan, but when he saw that they had left without eating, he couldn't help but shout in mourning: "Why are you also leaving?" ”

only listened to the kind guest and didn't reply: "No thanks, just call me Lei Feng." This is their favorite sentence when others thank him.

Leaving the Taibai Ju, Shen Bing was really in no mood to measure in advance, and honestly led people to fall behind Wen Yantao. Fortunately, there were only three things, but this time there were no twists and turns, Wen Yantao and his party entered the third 'Xiao Dongying', Shen Bing waited outside for a while, and saw that they still didn't come out, so they also entered the store.

He casually looked around, and saw that they had already entered the private room by the window, and then looked at the room next to it, which happened to be empty, Shen Bing hurriedly took someone in, ordered a few dishes casually, and gobbled them up.

When the food was served next door, Shen Bing opened his throat and started talking loudly. "Brother Chai has come back from the south, and you can see something interesting, you might as well say something to drink," one of his subordinates said in a rough voice.

"There are a lot of interesting things, I want to think about it......" Shen Bing shouted at the top of his voice: "Come to think of it, let's tell a story about the king of Longjun rectifying Wen Shilang." ”

The man on the side said with a smile: "Now His Royal Highness is already the king of Longwei County." ”

"Anyway, it's all an anecdote about his old man, and ......it's not in the way," Shen Bing said in a rough voice, and then told Wen Mingyi about the life-changing baptism he suffered.

He had seen it in person, and he had already conceived it, so it made people laugh out loud when they heard it.

There was a lot of laughter in this room, but there was a gloomy cloud in that room.

At this time, even if there are soundproof materials, this kind of old store in Beicheng can't be stalled, and it is Shen Bing's voice that is extremely clear and transmitted to the ears of Wen Shangshu who is about to eat next door......

Wen Yantao was just about to drink the soup bowl, when he heard what the next door said, 'King Longjun rectifies Wen Shilang', and immediately remembered the miserable appearance of his eldest nephew, and couldn't help but gloat in his heart. Wen Mingli is familiar with poetry and books, and his writing is brilliant, and he has been regarded as the successor by Wen Yanbo since he was a child, because he has always respected his second uncle, and over time, he will naturally show some clues, and even the attitude of the Wen family towards his second master has also changed, and Wen Yantao has naturally been holding a grudge.

Now that I see this kid's nerves, the second and third eldest brothers are not successful, and they can't say that the next head of the family is their own room, so Wen Yantao is even more reluctant to hear Wen Mingyi.

Therefore, Wen Yantao listened to what happened to his precious nephew. The events of the day were blocked by the eldest brother, and he didn't know about it, but now when he hears about it, he feels more enjoyable than hearing about it.

When he heard that Wen Shilang was overwhelming the audience and was about to succeed, Wen Yantao couldn't help but be secretly anxious, and forgot to put the spoon in his hand into his mouth.

When he heard Qin Lei appear, the situation suddenly reversed, Wen Shilang was so frightened that he sat down on the chair, Wen Yantao couldn't help but secretly shout, raised the spoon in his hand, and wished him a little, and then he drank it with a sting, and made a beautiful 'um'.

This was also the last sip of soup he drank, and when he heard that Qin Lei completely ignored Wen Shilang's status as a messenger, he slapped him hundreds of times, and slapped his handsome face into a rotten eggplant. Wen Yantao couldn't laugh anymore. Although he had seen Qin Lei slap the inscription on the Golden Palace, there was always a trace of luck in his heart - this official is the head of the six ministries, which is equivalent to the level of deputy prime minister, so Xiao Tai Sui should not do it, at most he will be humiliated.

But when he heard that Wen Mingyi's identity was beaten into a broken eggplant, his Shangshu was not beaten into a rotten cucumber, and he couldn't help but shudder when he thought of it, and he lost his appetite anymore.

When he heard that Wen Mingyi was forked into the street, he was first spurned thousands of times, and then watered by a cart of rice fields...... Wen Shangshu finally couldn't help but hold on to the table and vomited......