readx;?readx; Chapter 269 Uncle and nephew suffered the same thing, Shang Shu Mo laughed at the waiter

Spit and spit and spit out, Wen Yantao finally got used to it, waved his hand with a pale face, and hissed: "Arrest those evil people next door who bewitch the crowd and send them to Kyoto Mansion!" All companions should follow their hearts and say: The opportunity to make meritorious contributions has finally come. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info saw that the clever little hair had rushed out like an arrow, leaving only everyone with a coquettish back.

Everyone was in a hurry, and rushed out with a sigh, only two older ones, one was beating the old man's back, and the other was standing too far back, and they were blocked by them, so they could only jump there and hurry.

The standby spirit Xiao Mao led the companions to rush to the next door, but saw that the cups and plates were in a mess, and the house was already empty. Xiao Mao strode to the table, his eyebrows twisted into a 'concave' shape, and the companions on the side didn't dare to say anything when they saw Brother Xiao Mao thinking.

Finally, Xiao Mao moved, he reached out and picked up the wine jug on the table, poured it into his mouth, shivered comfortably, and then closed his eyes and said: "It's Huadiao, authentic Shaoxing good brewing Huadiao wine!" Warm and warm, sweet and mellow, good wine......"

The people on the side looked at each other and asked curiously, "Brother Xiaomao, why do you want to drink the leftover wine from others?" ”

Xiao Mao's face turned red, I don't know if he was smoked by wine or ashamed of words, and glared: "What do you understand?" The wine was lukewarm, so they didn't go far yet, we chased! With that, he staggered out first.

The people on the side said that although Brother Xiao Mao was a little smarter than us, the amount of alcohol was much worse, so he hurriedly followed.

Brother Xiao Mao asked from the store about the attire, number and whereabouts of the guests next door, and then rushed to the street with everyone, and saw the four or five customers described by the store at the south end of the street, stumbling in the crowd, it seemed that they were drunk.

It's not that they have good eyesight, but that those people are wearing Little Red Riding Hoods, which are easy to recognize and not easy to be hit by carriages.

Brother Xiao Mao waved his hand with the spirit of a general, and his companions rushed into the crowd and ran towards the Little Red Riding Hoods.

A few Little Red Riding Hoods seemed to be unaware of it, and still walked unhurriedly. It wasn't until the Wenfu companions rushed to the front that they realized that something was wrong, and they hurriedly ran forward.

The two gangs chased and fled, the Wenfu companions chased fiercely, and the Little Red Riding Hoods fled in a panic, and actually ran and ran into a secluded dead end.

Looking at the irreversible Little Red Riding Hood, Little Brother Mao was just about to squeeze out a lewd smile and say a few bastard words like 'Run, you are running'......'. But it was interrupted by the sound of footsteps in all directions, and almost at the same time, several courtyard doors in the alley were opened, and hundreds of people armed with iron rods and machetes rushed out...... The gangsters surrounded more than a dozen companions.

A black-skinned man with a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right and a vicious face lined up, stretched out his fingers the thickness of a radish, poked the quail-like little hairy brother down, and said in a rough voice: "Run, you are running?" ”

After a long time, Wen Shangshu relieved himself, leaned on the back of the chair and said weakly: "Go and see why you haven't come back?" This little hair is not very good. The two family members glanced at each other, and the opportunity to say in their hearts came, and they said in unison: "Mr. is wise, Xiaomao is indeed frizzy!" "Then you began to take the opportunity to reveal his glorious deeds of 'weaning at the age of eight to the present', and Wen Shangshu thought that his horse leader was a fool.

The two family members chattered for a long time, but their eloquence was too inferior, so they could only tell the story of weaning and urinating kang over and over again, Wen Shangshu finally waved his hand in annoyance, and hissed: "Go out and see why you haven't come back?" The family member who was close to the door had to go out reluctantly, leaving the opportunity to flatter and provoke alone to his companion.

As soon as the family went out with the curtain, they felt that the work in the store looked at them wrongly, but they had no time to pay attention to the cold eyes in their hearts, so they shrank their necks and trotted out of the hotel.

Seeing his deflated appearance, the shopkeeper, who was already worried in his heart, finally couldn't sit still. There were three tables of banquets in room A, not counting the drinks, there were as many as two taels of silver, and the shopkeeper was overjoyed by this big deal, but he didn't want the guests inside to slip out one after another, and he actually wanted to eat white food. He hurriedly let the work guard the door of the room, saying that he could not let the old and young inside slip away again.

After another long time, the sun and shadows have slanted westward, and still no one has returned, even a pig should understand that something is wrong. What's more, Wen Bang's eyes are always stronger than pigs, and I am being targeted. You don't have to think about it to know who it is, and with a hard swallow, Wen Shangshu said in a trembling voice: "Hurry up and go home, maybe something will happen when it's dark." ”

As soon as the guy who had been waiting outside the door for a long time heard the word 'account', he shouted, "The guests of room A will meet the account!" ”

When the family members who were waiting on the side heard the shouting outside, they suddenly became numb and whispered, "But there is no money." ”

Wen Yantao glared at him fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "Bastard thing, why don't you know how to bring money when you go out?" ”

The family said aggrievedly: "The money is all on Uncle Qian and Brother Xiaomao, and we don't want to bring it." "After the follower helps the master open the hall, serves tea and water and teases the little lady, in addition to contributing, he naturally wants to eat and drink for nothing, how can there be a reason to bring money on his body.

The scholars think that silver money is one of the dirtiest things in the world, and Wen Yantao has never touched that thing in his life, and he will not have a child on his body.

Wen Yantao stretched out his hand and touched his body, trying to find something valuable to pay off his debts, but except for touching a soft thing between his legs, his whole body was clean and slippery, and there was nothing. Only then did I think of hurriedly changing into civilian clothes before coming out, and in a panic, I left all the accessories such as the jade pendant seal letter in the yamen.

Pinching the soft object, Wen Shangshu said in his heart: "You can't use this thing to pay off debts, right?" Seeing the embarrassed look on the old man's face, the family scratched their heads and whispered, "Why don't you go back and get the money?" ”

Wen Yantao vetoed it without even thinking about it, seeing that there was one less person to go out, could he not be able to make a light pole by himself?

Just as the two of them were staring at each other, the shopkeeper came in with two big shoulders and round waists. The slender shopkeeper didn't speak as soon as he came in, but just stared at Wen Yantao with the pair of thief mouse eyes, and waited for the two bare-chested and black-haired workers to stand at the door, and then he smiled and said: "It's a total of two two and one money and three, thanks to your patronage, I gave you the change, and you gave two two and one to get it." ”

Wen Yantao felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his life, and he couldn't wait to find a deeper crack to get into. The shopkeeper saw that his face was red, and he confirmed his own guess: this old guy eats white food. He no longer concealed it, and said disdainfully: "If you can't get the money, just say it, don't pretend to be a big toad there." ”

Wen Yantaogui is the secretary of the ministry, where did he think that he would end up in such a field, he suddenly felt that his mouth was dry, and he couldn't say a word. The companion on the side said carefully, the opportunity to ride the Savior alone came, took a step forward, stared at the shopkeeper and said loudly: "You are *** blind, you can't see what my master is wearing, the cheongsam made by the Shaofu Treasure Clothes Bureau," he said and pointed: "Do you know what the Treasure Clothes Bureau is?" It was for the princes and nobles only to make clothes. If you can wear the clothes of the Treasure Clothes Bureau, is it the master who eats and does not give money? ”

Wen Yantao nodded again and again when he heard this, if there was a trademark at that time, he would definitely turn it out and show it to the other party.

Helplessly, there was no trademark at that time, although the name of the Baoyi Bureau was like thunder, but the store did not think that there was any connection between the two, and laughed: "You said that the Baoyi Bureau is the Baoyi Bureau?" I also said that we are the Imperial Dining Room. It caused a strange laugh from the two strong men, and the muscles in his chest trembled, and he scared Wen Yantao enough.

After laughing for a while, the shopkeeper's face suddenly sank, and he scolded sharply: "If the toad wears a silk coat, you can't become a little frog!" Who eats white food is not a long jacket and a dog-like person, otherwise Lao Tzu can't be deceived by you! With a wave of his hand, he screamed, "Workers! "Yes!" The two strong men replied loudly. "Twist it and send it to the official!" "Good!" As he spoke, he was going to come forward and arrest someone!

Wen Yantao panicked all of a sudden, and shouted, "Take my horse to pay off the debt." The companion stood in front of Master Wen, and said inwardly: "That's it!" We are a good-breed Dawan horse, which can only be bought for more than a hundred taels of silver! ”

What answered him was a mouthful of thick phlegm from the shopkeeper, "Phew! That horse has already told your accomplices to take it away, don't play tricks here, guys take people! ”

There was a burst of chickens and dogs, the cups were crooked, and Wen Yantao and his companion were pressed into a stack by two strong men and pressed to the ground.

Lao Wen was pressed to the bottom, and he only felt that his ribs were creaking, and he was afraid that he was going to break. Said weakly: "Don't come like this...... I'm Shangshu ......"

The sound of "bah" was another mouthful of thick phlegm, and it was the face door of Chinese Yantao, and the murderer was still the shopkeeper who was a little greasy to eat today, only to hear him scold and scold: "What about the tree?" Why don't you jump into the river! Knock you wasted eater! You didn't understand the hatred and kicked a few feet at the door of Wen Shangshu's face, beating a dignified second-class member so that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he didn't dare to squeak anymore.

I don't know how many wisps of green smoke came out of the ancestral grave of this shopkeeper, so that he could become the first person in China to beat the incumbent Shangshu. Although it was unknowingly, he died without regrets.

The sound of popping and wailing from the room lasted for a full quarter of an hour before it gradually stopped. After the activity of the shopkeeper, the small one is detained, and the old one is allowed to go back to get the money to redeem the people.

The two strong men picked up Wen Yantao and forked it out, and threw it onto the crowded street with a swish. Coincidentally, a cart carrying swill had just turned from the back of the store......

Wen Yantao's body smashed right on the huge swill bucket that was more than six feet tall and four feet in diameter. The man pushing the cart was so frightened that he could no longer hold the handlebars, and the bucket toppled down at once, just in time to detain Wen Shangshu.

Hundreds of catties of pig-fed swill that exuded a strong rancid smell were poured down, and the Wenshangshu that had just landed was poured into a soup chicken. With an 'oh' scream, Wen Yantao's nose, mouth, eyes, ears, and even his navel were filled with strong-smelling swill, and he could no longer make any sound.

Then it was dark, and the big wooden barrel buckled up again......

The man with the cart stuck out his tongue, threw away the cart and turned around and ran away, as if he was specially delivering swill for Lord Wen.

Passers-by pointed around the big wooden barrel and talked about it. I heard the two strong men who threw people out shout: "This is the end of eating white food!" ”

When there were well-wishers who couldn't stand it, they endured the stench and moved the barrel away, and the Wen Shangshu inside had already stretched his stomach to a bulging belly, burping on the ground and hesitating, and from time to time there was soup overflowing.

What's so nice about a dirty old man? The onlookers watched for a while and then lost interest and dispersed.

Under the sunset, the old trees are faint, and the afterglow is sprinkled on Wen Shangshu's body, which is shining.

After a long while, Wen Shangshu staggered to his feet, made a noise, and fell down again with a swill. Hiccuping, slowly looking up, and looking around in ignorance, he finally identified the direction, and walked home step by step with difficulty against the wall.

With each step, he left a clear shoe print with water stains on the ground, as well as a paw print with water stains, and he lost one of his shoes at some point, so he limped back slowly.

The disdainful gazes of passers-by along the way, as well as the pointing and pointing at them, all seemed to be ripped on Wen Shangshu's heart, although it was extremely painful, but he still had to pretend to be unaware. At this moment, he actually understood that his eldest nephew was coming, and while walking one by one, he sighed lightly: "Presumably this child Mingyi was also so desolate and panicked that day," and after a while, he muttered: "It should be even more miserable, after all, he walked home with a body of dung." ”

On the street, the shadow of Wen Shangshu was dragged by the sunset, and it coincided with the shadow left by Wen Shilang in Jingzhou Mansion two months ago.

As I walked, Wen Shangshu suddenly thought that if people saw my virtue, it would be completely over. I happened to see something like yellow mud on the ground, so I bent down and picked it up, and pasted the hot thing on my face, and instantly completed the disguise.

I heard an old man on the side of the cow say strangely to the aunt on the side: "There are so many strange things these days, how can this person wash his face with the cow dung of my old cow?" ”

The aunt on the side is a knowledgeable person: "Don't you understand, right? Hot cow dung can get rid of wrinkles......"

Wen Shangshu turned his heart sideways and said secretly: Anyway, I have changed my face, so I straightened my waist, snorted coldly, and walked back with a majestic stride...... As for whether there is blood dripping all the way in the heart, it is unknown.

It's been a long, long time, maybe a thousand years. In the dead of night, when it was even more puffed up, taking advantage of the black lights to blind the fire, avoiding the patrol soldiers, Wen Shangshu, who was shivering by the cold wind, finally slipped into Sangong Street, and the magnificent Prime Minister's Mansion in the middle of the street was already in sight.

Wen Shangshu turned around, slipped through the wall and walked to a place ten feet away from the gate, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but saw more than a dozen carriages parked in front of the gate, under the bright lights, the family badges on the wall of the carriage exuded a faint light, as if silently mocking the gutter rat-like Wen Shangshu.

Wen Yantao said in his heart, why are all the big clans in Beijing here? What is this going to do? But he didn't dare to step forward, and just wanted to tiptoe to the back door, but he heard a sudden shout from the side: "The birthday boy is back!" ”

Wen Yantao was also stunned by this voice, and couldn't help but straighten up and take a picture with the princes who were looking at the sound at the door.

Wen Yantao's side suddenly lit up, illuminating him in the slightest, and everyone also saw his figure clearly, and shouted: "Lord Wen? Looking at the dirty, smelly little old man at the base of the wall, he asked in disbelief. I really can't connect this guy who can still smell the smell from ten zhang away with the Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites and the first year of Zhaowu.

"It's not me!" Wen Yantao collapsed suddenly, covered his face and turned around and ran.

When those princes heard 'it's not me', they didn't know that it was him, and they followed with concern, curiosity, or schadenfreude, and shouted, "Lord Wen, don't run!" ”

The man screamed desperately, "It's not me!" It's really not me! "While speeding up, he ran forward more quickly.

Everyone said in their hearts, is this one being caught in the nightmare or what? While shouting: "Don't run, there is the Jinshui River in front!" "On the one hand, I also picked up the pace and kept up.

Wen Yantao scolded in his heart: "You ancestors are boarded, if you don't chase Lao Tzu, you will naturally not run!" ”

Although it was dark and he couldn't see the front clearly, he still understood the truth that the water was bright and muddy, and when he saw the river, he had to turn around and run in a different direction.

A long hook stretched out from the water, hooked right on his ankle. Caught off guard, he fell to the ground.

was dragged by the spear hook again, only to hear the sound of 'plop', Wen Shilang still fell into the water.