As soon as the girl in the top hat was dragged off the stage by Sun Yu, the audience burst into a loud shout, this unreliable guy simply gave the beauty pageant Dazhai a black start, and a group of wealthy businessmen in Jiangdong led by Wang Shouye shook their heads, saying that if it continues to be at this level, the military support provided to Jiangdong will be greatly reduced in the coming year.

At this time, even Sun Quan sweated, and hurriedly said loudly: "Everyone, don't be bored, this Chen Gong is a northerner after all, she doesn't understand water warfare, that's why she is dressed like this, don't get excited, our own female generals in Jiangdong will definitely not mess around like this, let's invite the second player, Lu Meng and Lu Ziming to appear!" ”

"Wow, long live General Lu Meng, long live Koto!" The crowd was cheered on by the Lymond guards.

I saw a flickering figure, Lu Meng, who was fluttering in white, walked into the ring, she was eighteen years old this year, her eyebrows were clear, she was beautiful, she was dressed in white and dusty, she looked quite bluffing, and the strange thing was that she was holding a wooden board about a foot wide and three feet long, which was shaped a bit like a skateboard in later generations.

Everyone ignored the plank, and looked at Lu Meng carefully, thinking: Why is she dressed neatly? Does this garment look like armor for water warfare? It's not like it! Is the swimsuit worn underneath the white coat?

Sun Quan stepped forward and said loudly to Lu Meng: "Lu Ziming, take off your swimsuit and take a look!" ”

Lu Meng snorted and said loudly, "I'm wearing my swimsuit......"

Flutter ...... After everyone in the audience was stunned, they vomited blood collectively, Sun Yu couldn't help but be depressed, and asked loudly: "I said Sister Lu Meng, can you swim fast in this way?" ”

Lu Meng laughed and said, "Who said I was going to swim?" Let me tell you, the water thing looks clean, but it's actually dirty to death, and there are a lot of water turtles, water cockroaches, algae, mud and sand and other things in it, so I don't want to go into the water, I have prepared a water skateboard, with my strong strength, I can step on this plank to cross the water, and I don't need to swim in the water......"

As she spoke, Lu Meng raised the wooden board in her hand, very proud, and after speaking, she deliberately raised her head and waited for the sound of praise from the audience.

Be quiet...... The entire pageant was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded...... About 70 people foamed at the mouth and fainted, and the rest couldn't even speak.

Sun Quan coughed dryly and said, "Please give the judges a score." ”

"Remove a minimum score...... Zero points. ”

"Remove a top score...... Zero points. ”

"The remaining eighteen zeros add up and divide by eighteen ......"

Lu Ziming scored at the end...... Zero points. ”

The judges' table ruthlessly gave a zero score, and Lu Meng shouted dissatisfiedly: "Why is it a zero score? I don't believe it! I'm such a perfect swimsuit beauty! ”

Phew, you are also called a swimsuit, there is no one in the world who is not a swimsuit, Sun Quan waved his hand, Huang Gai, Han Dang, Cheng Pu, and Zu Mao rushed to the stage and desperately put Lu Meng down.

Sun Quan wiped his sweat and thought: The guest general of the Gongsun Army is still here, and this time Lu Meng has lost the face of our Jiangdong. No, we have to save a little face, adjust the order of appearance, and go directly to our Jiangdong's killer feature.

Sun Quan coughed dryly and said loudly: "Please ...... the fifteenth player."

"Huh? How did you jump from number two to number fifteen? ”

"What about the three, four, and five in the middle?"

The audience shouted dissatisfiedly, and Sun Quan saw the surging emotions of the crowd, so he had to explain: "No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5 are a little trivial temporary, and they will come on ......stage in a while."

"Second young master, you are, I am the number three, obviously waiting to come to power!" Pan Zhang's dissatisfied shouts were heard in the background.

"Ahem!" Sun Quan didn't give Pan Zhang a chance to speak, and coughed loudly: "Please the fifteenth player Da Qiao!" ”

"Wow, Big Joe!"

"The boss of Jiangdong Erqiao!"

"Wow, the boss of the legendary most beautiful sister in Koto."

The crowd exchanged heads and ears, and suddenly forgot about Pan Zhang outside the clouds, even Sun Yu was very interested, I didn't expect Da Qiao to appear, it was so interesting, what would she dress like?

Everyone waited with bated breath for the legendary Big Joe to appear.

Sun Yu also stretched his neck.

…… A pillar of incense time has passed...... Not even a single hair appeared on the stage...... "What about Da Qiao?" ”

"Why don't you show up yet?"

"Fool us?"

The audience shouted in disbelief.

At this time, a girl rushed up backstage, who was in charge of the backstage chores, and she whispered in Sun Quan's ear: "Second young master, Da Qiao is sick and can't compete." ”

"Sick? Yes? Is it serious? ”

The girl blushed and said: "Lovesickness, she hasn't seen the eldest young master Sun Ce for too long, lovesickness has become sick, and now she is lingering on the sickbed and can't participate in this competition......"

With a swoop, Sun Quan spurted out a mouthful of blood three feet away. Everyone in Jiangdong knows that Er Qiao's surname orientation is a bit problematic, Da Qiao likes Sun Ce, and Xiao Qiao likes Zhou Yu, but Sun Ce and Zhou Yu are normal women and have no interest in women. So Sun Ce hid as soon as he saw Da Qiao, and this time he actually hid in the Gongsun Army as a hostage, as for Zhou Yu, although he is usually very calm, there is no expression on his face, but as soon as he sees Xiao Qiao, that face will rarely show a look of horror.

Everyone usually takes this as a joke, but they didn't expect that at a critical time, Da Qiao fell ill because of this kind of thing, which was too embarrassing for Jiangdong.

A look of depression flashed in Sun Quan's blue eyes, and he hurriedly said loudly: "No. 15 has abstained, now please invite No. 16 Xiao Qiao to play!" ”

As soon as Sun Quan's words fell, a beautiful girl rushed out of the background, it was Xiao Qiao, she seemed to have been waiting for the stage for a long time, and her face was full of impatience.

Sun Yu took a closer look, Xiao Qiao was dressed very bloated, and the layers of gorgeous clothes wrapped her in an unknown number of layers, as if she was wearing dozens of layers of clothes. It's summer, don't you get sick when you wear so much? Also, how do you swim after wearing so much? Sweat!

I saw Xiao Qiao rushing to the stage and smiling slightly, although she was dressed a little weirdly, she was naturally beautiful, and her face really had the appearance of captivating the country and the city, and the audience was confused.

The wealthy businessmen in Jiangdong were fascinated by her slight smile, and only Sun Yu was calm, he had seen too many beauties since he returned to this world, and his immunity was already very high.

Sun Quan, the host, walked to Xiao Qiao's side with a smile and said, "Xiao Qiao, what's the matter with your clothes?" Why is it so thick, and does it have any special effect when swimming? ”

Xiao Qiao smiled softly: "Exactly, this dress can be unfolded, and after unfolding, it has multiple effects such as inspiring, boosting morale, confusing the enemy, etc., and it is really a must-have clothing for swimming and fighting." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience and the judges on the stage were all surprised, what kind of clothes are so powerful?

Sun Yu, a curious baby, stretched his neck and looked at the stage, wanting to see what the mystery of Xiao Qiao's clothes could compare to his sharkskin clothes? No, theoretically, there is no clothing in this era that can compare to your own shark skin swimsuit for swimming, but this world is very unscientific, maybe there are some weird physical control techniques to create strange clothes?

I saw Xiao Qiao find a small cloth rope from his thick clothes, handed the rope to Sun Quan and said, "Second young master, please pull this rope hard." ”

Sun Quan nodded, reached out and grabbed the cloth rope and pulled it hard, Xiao Qiao retreated back at the same time, her whole body began to rotate, and the thick clothes on her body actually stretched out with Sun Quan's pull.

Sun Quan pulled the rope and retreated, and the shirt slowly unfolded, it turned out that Xiao Qiao was not wearing very thick clothes, but a very long cloth wrapped around her.

Sun Quan pulled and retreated, and Xiao Qiao kept spinning in place, turning dazzling, and the strip of cloth that was pulled out suddenly unfolded in front of everyone, it was actually a huge banner.

As Sun Quan dragged it, the words on the banner appeared one by one: "Zhou ...... Yu...... Week...... Public...... Jin...... I...... Love...... You ......"

Stupid!

The audience full of judges was stunned.

The whole banner was unfolded, revealing Xiao Qiao inside, she was now wearing a short power suit, this power suit was green, and it was embroidered with red silk thread with small characters, horizontal and vertical, and all of them were written: "Zhou Yu Zhou Gongjin I love you......"

Sun Yu: "......"

Sun Quan: "......"

Judge: "......"

Audience: "......"

The cold field lasted at least fifty-eight blinks, Sun Quan finally came to his senses, and couldn't help but ask: "Xiao Qiao, you said that your clothes have multiple effects such as uplifting, boosting morale, confusing the enemy, etc., why didn't I see it?" ”

Xiao Qiao blushed and said, "Didn't you see the names of Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin written here?" Just seeing her name has the effect of uplifting, boosting morale, and confusing the enemy, and I'm not talking nonsense......"

Flutter ...... Sun Yu almost vomited blood and fell to the ground in the audience, seeing this name, only you Xiao Qiao will be "inspiring and morale-boosting", and only you will be "confused", and no one else has anything to do.

What a cheat!

Sun Quan's cold sweat flowed loudly, and he hurriedly said loudly: "Please ask the judges to score." ”

"Remove a minimum score...... Zero points. ”

"Remove a top score...... Zero points. ”

"Little Joe scored last...... Zero points. ”

"Ah, it's only zero points? No way! Xiao Qiao shouted: "How can you belittle Zhou Gongjin so much, I am not convinced, I ask for the reorganization of the judges......"

At this time, a middle-aged woman burst out of the audience with a "whoosh", it turned out to be Jiangdong Erqiao's mother Lao Qiao, she grabbed her little daughter and scolded in a low voice: "Shut up, our Qiao family's face has been lost by you, hurry up and follow me off the stage." ”

Old Qiao dragged Xiao Qiao off the stage alive.

Sun Yu was sweating and dripping, and he saw that the wealthy businessmen in Jiangdong around him had begun to leave, and this seriously unreliable beauty contest hurt them deeply, and it was estimated that they would not be able to recover their injured hearts in a few months.

Where is this beauty pageant? It's clearly a spoof contest, are the Jiangdong girls more unreliable than anyone?

(To be continued)