Using the method of beauty pageant to elect the governor of the capital, such a strange idea, the Jiangdong girls will definitely not agree, Sun Yu secretly thought, come and personally advise Sun Quan.

Sun Yu swept his eyes, and saw that Sun Shangxiang was the first to jump out and say: "Okay, beauty pageant is beauty pageant, I won't lose to you!" ”

Zhang Zhao also said: "Good proposal, I have long wanted to know who is the most beautiful in our Jiangdong!" ”

Lu Meng flicked a speck of dust on his white clothes and snorted, "Of course, I am the cleanest and the most beautiful." ”

Zhou Tai said loudly: "I also agree with the beauty pageant, I want to be elected as the metropolitan governor, haha." ”

Sun Yu: "......"

Crazy, the whole Koto is crazy, oh my! In this world, only our Gongsun Army people are relatively normal.

As soon as Sun Yu thought of this, he suddenly saw the high-hat girl Chen Gong take a step forward and asked Sun Quan: "This time to deal with Dong Zhuo is an alliance between the two armies, so in this way, the female general of our Gongsun family also has the right to participate in the beauty pageant and be elected as the governor of the capital, right?" ”

Sun Quan nodded, and the woman in the top hat immediately said, "Then I will also participate!" ”

Flutter, Sun Yu fell backwards, and said that my Gongsun Jun's people are normal, normal fart.

Wait, this battle in history should be Zhou Yu's governor, she is the key person in the burning of Chibi, if the position of the governor in this world is changed, is it possible to succeed in burning Chibi? No, I have to take care of that.

Sun Yu came to Zhou Yu's side and asked in a low voice, "Sister Gongjin, are you participating?" ”

"A bunch of idiots!" Zhou Yu said coldly: "I don't want to be in the same stream as idiots." ”

"This ......" Sun Yu picked his head and said: "Sister Gongjin, I think you should participate and work hard to win, think about it, if this group of unreliable guys gets the position of the governor of the capital, maybe they will command indiscriminately and make a mess of our plan to burn Dong Zhuo, you can't sit back and watch this happen." ”

"Huh?" Although there was no change in the expression on Zhou Yu's cold face, her eyes flickered, obviously Sun Yu's words moved, she thought for a long time, and then said: "You have a point, in order to win, even if it is necessary to play games with idiots who lower their IQ." ”

Call...... Sun Yu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he could be regarded as grasping one of Zhou Yu's weaknesses, this girl was cold and completely emotionless, everything was calculated with gains and losses, in this case, even if she thought the beauty contest was idiotic, but as long as there was a benefit, she would do it. Therefore, as long as the benefits are promised, Zhou Yu will be easily hooked.

However, Zhou Yu was not stupid, she only took a blink of an eye to think, and said with a straight face: "Even if I participate, it will be difficult to win...... I'm not pretty, I don't know how to perform, I haven't stopped singing and dancing at all, I must not be able to win Er Qiao. ”

"Not necessarily!" Sun Yu said in a low voice: "I have a martial arts skill called 'packing', if I wrap it for you, maybe you can win!" ”

"Packaging?" The face of the iceberg beauty was originally as cold as a board, but now it is even more board.

Sun Yu coughed dryly, I don't know why, he had a feeling that the Chibi War must make Zhou Yu the governor of the capital in order to win, for this, Sun Yu had to come up with a way to package beauties in later generations to try. And bikini...... Hmph, take out this swimsuit, I don't believe that Zhou Yu can't win-

Since Dong Zhuojun is still building ships, the decisive battle will not happen for a while and a half. Therefore, the preparation time for the swimsuit beauty contest is ten days, and in these ten days, all the Jiangdong girls are busy, and girls from all walks of life are cutting their swimsuits, vowing to be the most beautiful.

Sun Yu also hurriedly took action, he first asked NM01 to draw the most beautiful bikini swimsuit in later generations, and then worried that this swimsuit was too ahead of the times, so he painted another one-piece swimsuit.

As a result, when drawing a one-piece swimsuit, Sun Yu was surprised to find that the swimsuit that Zhou Tai was preparing was not a swimsuit at all, but a set of small short leather armor, and the outside was also dotted with armor.

This time, Sun Yu hurriedly threw his bikini and swimsuit into the trash, these useless things will definitely be lost at that time, what should I do?

Sun Yu spent a lot of effort to finally find a later generation of diving suits in the database of nm01, this kind of diving suit is the favorite worn by later generations of diving special forces, sewn with shark skin, showing a perfect streamlined shape.

The advantage of shark skin wetsuit is that the fabric is not soaked in water, and there will be no [***] feeling of ordinary clothes after coming out of the water, and the elastic surname of the fabric is very good, it will not be deformed, and the anti-stretch surname can be far better than the swimsuit made of ordinary fabric, and the protective surname is also very perfect.

The surface of this shark suit also mimics the structure of the shark's epidermis, with tiny toothed hydrofoils and V-shaped tanks, the unique design allows the water to overflow directly along the tank, and the tight body structure can reduce skin and muscle flutter, save physical strength, and reduce drag. This garment can also roll up the slow flow of water in the non-water-repellent part, causing the water to vortex longitudinally, reducing the peeling feeling of the boundary layer and improving the efficiency of swimming.

But this thing is not easy to make, first of all, shark skin is not easy to get, fortunately this is Jiangdong, the fishing industry is very developed, Sun Yu found dozens of aquatic merchants' shops, and finally found a few complete shark skins, or dried.

After getting the skin, Sun Yu invited a few more tailors to show his drawings to the tailors, and a group of tailors immediately took charge of a part and stepped up to sew the swimsuits. This strange swimsuit was zipped on the back in later generations, but unfortunately there was no such magical thing as a zipper in this era, so I had to design an opening in the back and connect the two sides with a tie-up rope.

It took nine days for Sun Yu to make a shark skin swimsuit and give it to the iceberg beauty to try, and it just fit-

On this day, the sun was shining, and a huge wooden platform was erected in the training ground of Jiangdong Water Village.

The platform is very spacious, two people high, there are two rows of chairs on the side of the platform, a total of twenty, it is for twenty judges to sit, this time the judges are composed of Zhang Zhao and Gu Yong's Jiangdong scribes, although Zhang Zhao shouted to participate in the beauty pageant, but she is still more self-aware, the governor of the navy can only let the military future take charge after all, and the civil officials engaged in internal affairs should not mix.

In order to prevent favoritism, the Jiangdong girls adopted Sun Yu's plan to remove the highest score, remove the lowest score, and then take the average score. Since there is no decimal point in this era, if a 10-point system is used, then there is a possibility of a score of 9.5 points, so Sun Yu proposed to use a 100-point system, so that even if there is a decimal point, it can also be solved by rounding, and Sun Quan also adopted it.

After everything is ready, the two rows of judges are the first to enter, after the judges are seated, Sun Yu and other "audiences" also enter one after another, standing under the stage and settling in the field, this time there are many audiences who were invited to participate in the beauty contest, most of them are the families of the civil and military generals, such as Lao Qiao, the mother of Er Qiao, Huang Gai's cousin, Zhou Tai's cousin, etc.

There were also a few wealthy businessmen mixed in the crowd, such as Wang Shouye, a wealthy businessman in Jiangdong, this guy had a lot of money, this time in order to sponsor the war against Dong Zhuojun, Wang Shouye invested 3,000 gold to buy a large amount of grain, grass and ordnance for the Jiangdong soldiers, so he was also invited to watch the election of the governor.

After the judges and the audience were in place, Sun Quan walked up to the stage and announced loudly to the people below: "Ahem! Water warfare is different from land warfare, a good set of swimsuits will bring great convenience to water warfare, and the appearance of the Metropolitan Governor wearing a swimsuit has a huge encouraging effect on the morale of the army, and also has a huge deterrent effect on the enemy. So...... In this Chibi War, our Jiangdong decided to choose the most beautiful woman to be the governor, so as to ensure victory. ”

Guaranteed victory fart, a bunch of! Sun Yu almost cursed offstage, but Jiangdong was so unreliable, and he couldn't help it. Judging from the recent experience of dealing with the Jiangdong girls, when the Jiangdong girls decide things, they either use their fists or use some strange methods, and they almost never make sense.

After Sun Quan finished speaking briefly, he said loudly: "Okay, now I announce the official start of the Jiangdong Swimsuit Beauty Pageant!" No. 1 contestant Chen Gong, please come to the stage...... This No. 1 player is from the Gongsun family, is our guest general, because our army and Gongsun Army are now allies, so especially let the allied contestants be the first to come to the stage, in order to show the notarization of our army, please pay attention to the score, please wait and see. ”

Oh, I've been busy helping Zhou Yu prepare a diving suit, but I didn't pay attention to the girl in the top hat, I don't know what kind of swimsuit she made, Sun Yu actually had a slight expectation in his heart, I don't know if Chen Gong will come out wearing a sense of surname.

Thinking of Chen Gong's rigid surname, the high hat and black scribe's robe that he wore over his body all year round, Sun Yu couldn't help but want to see how beautiful she was in a swimsuit.

Sun Yu was thinking of this, Chen Gong had already walked quickly onto the stage, and Sun Yu took a closer look...... Today's Chen Palace is no different from the usual Chen Palace, still with a high hat, a black scribe's robe, meticulous outfits, a serious expression, and solemn and generous movements.

"Huh? What's going on? ”

"Hey, Chen Gongtai, is your swimsuit under this scribe's robe? Get out of here and take a look. ”

The two judges, Zhang Zhao and Gu Yong, immediately shouted loudly.

Chen Gong snorted coldly and said, "No! What I'm wearing now is my swimsuit, even if I am swimming, I can't mess with my appearance, I must be dressed neatly to swim, so as to show the demeanor of my generation of celebrities! The most important thing about this swimsuit is not to show the places that should not be exposed, otherwise it will be dignified and not the way of life......" followed by a 10,000-word sermon.

Flutter ...... The sound of vomiting blood sounded all over the sky, and at least fifty people around Sun Yu were knocked to the ground by thunder.

Sun Quan, the host, coughed dryly and said, "Please score the judges......"

"Remove a minimum score...... Zero points. ”

"Remove a top score...... Zero points. ”

"The remaining eighteen zeros add up and divide by eighteen ......"

Chen Gongtai scored the last score...... Zero points. ”

I was dizzy, the full score was 100 points, and all of them gave zero points, and even Sun Yu felt that if he was a judge, he would give zero points.

Sun Yu really wanted to die at this time, he stepped onto the stage and forcibly dragged the girl in the top hat off the stage, dizzy, Gongsun Jun's face was lost by this guy.

(To be continued)