Chapter 106: A Barrel Mountain

"陛xià! Students borrow knives to use! ”

Ye Yu said without waiting for everyone to react, and took out the saber from the waist of the palace guard beside him and cut off the two ends of the grass! The technique was so fast that even the sword-wielding guards were stunned.

Because no one thought that a disabled scholar would calmly draw a knife above the main hall. By the time the guards in front of the hall reacted, Ye Yu had already returned the saber in front of him.

The ministers were all shocked when they saw this, and Zhao Yan of Xiaozong slapped the dragon chair and shouted angrily: "Bold Ye Yu, do you know how can you take the blade without authorization in this hall?" ”

"陛xià! This Ye Yu is really arrogant, and there is no monarchy in the main hall, and Wei Chen will expel this person from the palace and never be hired! ”

Zhang said that he was worried that he couldn't find a chance, and now was a good time. As long as Ye Yu is kicked out of this competition, it will be easy for Wang Hua to win the champion.

At this time, Xiao Guoliang and Wang Hua had already finished tidying up, and the scene of Ye Yu pulling out the knife happened, which the two of them did not expect, so the two of them were also stunned on the spot, but Xiao Guoliang's eyes showed a rare essence.

Ye Yu was not in a hurry, bowed his head and replied respectfully: "Returning to Your Majesty, the student's move is exactly what His Majesty wants!" ”

"Tell the truth! Come on, drag this knife-wielding thief down! Zhang said an order, and the guards in front of the palace rushed up one after another, ready to drag Ye Yu down and behead!

"Taiwei Zhang has such a big temper, the life and death of the student, it is not your turn to rule in this hall!" Ye Yu's eyebrows frowned slightly, he looked around at the sword-wielding guards on the left and right, and said coldly: "Are you surnamed Zhao, or surnamed Zhang!?" ”

Forehead......

In just a few words, the guards who rushed up turned pale with fright, and they stood on the spot, not knowing what to do.

Xiaozong Zhao Yan saw this qiē in his eyes, he waved his hand to signal the guards to retreat, and then did not pay attention to Ye Yu, but fell his sharp gaze on Zhang Shuo: "Aiqing, you say, are they surnamed Zhao or Zhang?" ”

"This ......" Zhang Shuo hurriedly knelt on the ground, trembling and said: "Your Majesty, don't listen to that kid's nonsense, Weichen is only ...... in a hurry"

"That's it! Today is both a court meeting and a palace test, and this first question is from me, so how to judge it is not your turn! Retire! Zhao Yan's voice gradually cooled down at this moment, obviously the other party was dissatisfied with the arrogance.

Then he asked Ye Yu in a deep voice: "Ye Yu, tell me, what do I mean by this question?" ”

"The grass is not cut, it is not even; People are irregular and unfaithful; The country is not governed, it is not peaceful! ”

Hiss!

As soon as these words came out, the ministers in the hall all changed color, especially the sentence in the middle, 'people are irregular and disloyal', which made Zhang Shuo and some ministers couldn't help but feel cold.

"Good! Makes sense! Zhao Yan twisted his beard lightly, nodded with satisfaction, and then said to Yu Yunwen: "Yu Aiqing, this first question, it's time to decide the winner or loser!" ”

"Yes!" Yu Yunwen was ordered to come to the front of the three of them, inspected the haystacks they were tied up, and then returned to the court.

"Your Majesty, if you talk about the order, Ye Yu is one step ahead, Xiao Guoliang and Wang Hua are tied! If you talk about the messy grass, Ye Yu cuts it with a knife, and he is more neat than the other two! And Xiao Guoliang is very organized, so the ranking order of this question is: Ye Yu, Xiao Guoliang, Wang Hua! ”

In the first question, Ye Yu got the first place without danger, Ye Yu looked at Xiao Guoliang and cast an admiring glance at him, but Ye Yu smiled bitterly. Because he didn't want to take that risk if he had the choice.

In this vertical vault, except in special circumstances, no one is generally allowed to carry a sword here. With a Jinshi like Ye Yu, he can directly drag out and cut off his head with a knife in public.

Fortunately, Ye Yu thought of a brilliant rhetoric at the beginning, which can be regarded as finding a way out for his reckless behavior.

Then Yu Yunwen announced the second question, and when Ye Yu heard the content of the second question, he almost fainted. Xindao, a scholar from the imperial court, actually came up with these unreliable questions.

The second question is to be held in the imperial flower pond in the side hall, and the content is to let the three jinshi present carry two buckets of water in the pool with buckets, and the first to complete the project wins. This question is even harsher than the first one for Ye Yu's physical condition.

After the previous lesson, Xiao Guoliang also knew that it was ineffective to protest, and he could only silently wish Ye Yu good luck. At this time, Zhang Shuo walked to Yu Yunwen's side and said with a smile on his face: "Lord Yu, who will be the first in this competition?" ”

Yu Yunwen glanced at Zhang Shuo angrily, and then said coldly: "Lord Zhang, only you can come up with such a ridiculous question, you just want to embarrass Ye Yu!" But don't forget, in addition to Ye Yu, there is also the talented Xiao Guoliang! Master Zhang thinks, is your nephew the champion of the material? ”

"That's nature, you and I will wait and see!" Zhang Shuo looked at the three students on the shore of the pool and smiled confidently with deep meaning.

At this time, on the shore of the Imperial Flower Pond, Ye Yu looked at the rattan rope in his hand, which could be described as the ultimate helplessness. Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping and roaring in my heart!

Is this a temple test? This is clearly the life of the farm in the future!

Carrying water and preparing forage...... And is there any chopping wood? This reminded Ye Yu of the prose poem 'Haizi':

From tomorrow onwards, be a happy person

Feed the horses, chop wood, and travel the world

From tomorrow, care about food and vegetables

I have a house facing the sea and spring is blooming

……

Although I am a little angry in my heart, since I have already participated in the palace examination, I must fight to the end!

At the sound of the order, the three of them did their best to lift water, because as long as whoever took the lead in lifting two buckets of water, then he was the winner. The ministers who came to the Imperial Flower Pond with Zhao Yan also focused their eyes on the three of them.

Xiao Guoliang and Wang Hua were very fast, and after a few back-and-forths, a bucket of water had already been fought. On the other hand, Ye Yu was a little struggling to carry the bucket.

If your feet don't touch the ground, you can't use any strength to lift water! However, although Ye Yu was slow to lift water, Ye Yu still insisted on carrying the first bucket of water.

However, to everyone's disappointment, Ye Yu no longer lifted water from the Royal Flower Pond after lifting the first bucket of water, but sat aside to rest and browse the scenery......

"It seems that this Ye Yu is planning to give up ......"

"Yes! It's really hard for him, it's not easy to lift water with a disabled body! ”

"Humph! Since you know that you are a cripple, wouldn't it be too much to compete for the top prize? ”

"Makes sense! It seems that the candidate for the first champion this time will be selected from these two ......"

“……”

The ministers disturbed one after another, whispering in private! Zhang Shuo smiled and sneered at Yu Yunwen: "Lord Yu took a fancy to this kid's article, but he didn't take a fancy to this person!" A disabled body, wanting to be a champion, is really a joke in the world! ”

Yu Yunwen just looked at the Imperial Flower Pond and ignored the arrogant and proud Zhang Shuo.

Xiaozong Zhao Yan sat on the imperial chariot, looking at Ye Yu, who had lost his ability to compete, and sighed slightly in his heart, his face was full of disappointment......

At this time, the results of the competition had already been obtained, Wang Hua took the second bucket of water up the stone steps, and Xiao Guoliang then also lifted the second bucket of water. Among them, only Ye Yu, after lifting the first bucket, did not plan to lift the second bucket.

This is the end of the game!

"Your Majesty, the results of the second question have been released, and the order of ranking is: Wang Hua, Xiao Guoliang, Ye Yu......"

"Wait!" Before Yu Yunwen finished speaking, Ye Yu suddenly shouted.

Zhao Yan asked with interest: "What, Ye Yu, do you have an opinion on Yu Aiqing's judgment results?" ”

"Exactly!"

"Nonsense! There is still a third question yet, so don't retreat quickly! ”

Yu Yunwen's words are to remind Ye Yu not to act arbitrarily in front of the Holy Driver, if you move the Holy Fury, no one will be able to save you. This is only the second question, isn't there a third question?

"Eh, I'd like to hear what he has to say!"

Ye Yu sank his breath, and then said respectfully; "Your Majesty, this question, the student should be the first, why does Lord Yu rank the student last?"

“……”

"It's a good idea, I and all of you Aiqing are obvious to all, you only mentioned one bucket of water, but the exam questions are two buckets! Do you think that I and my ministers are blind? ”

Xiaozong Zhao Yan thought that Ye Yu would have something novel, but he didn't expect it to disappoint him so much.

"How can a student be blinded, in the duel of this question, the student is indeed the first!" Ye Yu was not afraid and responded very seriously.

"Tell me your reasons!"

Ye Yu immediately pointed to the lonely bucket of water, and said solemnly: "The student only mentions a bucket of water, not that the student's body is not supported, nor that the student is not as healthy as others, but for His Majesty to pray for blessings!" ”

"Huangkou Xiaoer, what are you talking nonsense here, how can a bucket of water be involved in praying for His Majesty?" Zhang said that he was overjoyed to see his nephew win the first place in this question, how could he let Ye Yu be fooled.

Ye Yu smiled coldly, and immediately bowed his hand to Zhang Shuo: "Taiwei Zhang, there is only one bucket of (unified) rivers and mountains in the world, how can there be two buckets of (unified) rivers and mountains?" Students are here to pray for His Majesty's blessing, and you are skeptical at this time, could it be that you ......"

In the end, Ye Yu stopped talking, because it was even more reverie. But it was these two simple sentences that caused the ministers to sigh. Everyone thought to themselves, what a smart young man.

A lot of joy and a lot of sorrow, Zhang said that he was so choked by Ye Yu's words that he couldn't speak for a long time. But Xiaozong Zhao Yan laughed heartily, and smiled appreciatively: "It's a good thing to dominate the country, well said!" ”

"That means that your majesty, this is the first ......" Yu Yunwen naturally hoped that Ye Yu could win the top, so he took advantage of Zhao Yan's happiness and threw this topic to Zhao Yan.

"Then in Aiqing's opinion, how should it be assessed?"

Zhang said that he saw that Zhao Yan was a little moved, so he hurriedly stepped forward to advise: "Your Majesty, then Ye Yu is just a trick, how can he fulfill his wish?" ”

Ye Yu was immediately displeased when he heard this from a distance, and then teased: "What Taiwei Zhang means is that he thinks that the student's move to pray for blessings is a trick??? ”

"You! ......" Zhang Shuo was suddenly frightened by Ye Yu's words, and then hurriedly explained to Xiaozong: "Your Majesty, Weichen has no such intention!" ”