Chapter 105: Messing Around

The honest man was about to excuse himself, but he was blocked by the fat woman Cuihua, and saw the fat woman smile all over her face: "Is what Childe said true?" ”

"Natural ......"

Ye Yu didn't say anything in the middle of his words, because he saw a person coming towards him, and this person was Yue Sanniang, who was chased out of Yue's mansion. Yue Sanniang trotted all the way with the picture scroll, and the first thing she said when she saw Ye Yu was: "Ye Yu, your painting!" ”

"Fang Cai Mansion Ye begged for this painting, but Miss Yue made it difficult in every way. Now Ye has no interest in this painting, you better take it back! ”

"You! Hum! Too lazy to pay attention to you! ”

Yue San's pretty face was flushed, and she chased a few streets before she arrived here, but in the end, she actually touched a gray nose. Yue Sanniang, who was ashamed and angry, turned around and was about to leave, but stopped after just taking two steps.

Because she remembered the order her father gave her when she came out of the house. If I can't give this painting to this annoying guy in front of me today, my father will definitely not be able to spare himself.

So he turned back very reluctantly, and whispered unwillingly: "Ye Yu, it's my Yue Sanniang who offended you, please accept this painting!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey! You two flirt and scold me, I don't care, this son, you just said the plaque ......"

The fat woman looked at the two people and thought it was a couple arguing. She didn't have the heart to deal with these, what she cared about was the gift of the plaque.

"Who flirts with him (her)!" Ye Yu and Yue Sanniang responded to the fat woman in unison.

The straightforward man behind the fat woman bypassed his wife's huge body and said happily: "No need to explain, Cuihua and I often quarreled back then......

Ye Yu and Yue Sanniang glanced at each other, and they both felt a little embarrassed. However, Ye Yu reacted faster, and then changed the topic: "Ye Mou's words count, and he will naturally not break his promise if he promises to send a plaque, as evidenced by the third lady of the Yue family!" ”

"Humph! What do you have to do with the plaque and Miss Ben? ”

"Because of the money for this plaque, you have to pay for Yue Sanniang!"

"What, I pay? Why? Yue Sanniang, who was still embarrassed because of Fang Cai's embarrassment, was angered by Ye Yu's words.

Ye Yu was not salty or light, and said leisurely: "If you want me to accept this painting, you must pay for this plaque!" ”

From Yue Sanniang going and returning, and taking the initiative to admit his mistake to him, Ye Yu could see that Yue Lei must have given some kind of death order, otherwise he would not let this arrogant peacock bow his head.

In that case, anyway, they are spending money to send plaques, and with this wronged boss in front of them, why should they spend more unjust money. Besides, he was innocently slandered by this little girl in Yue's Mansion, and this move can be regarded as a punishment.

"Good! Miss Ben is out! However, I didn't bring silver taels when I left the house, so I sent someone to send it when I went back! Yue Sanniang didn't expect Ye Yu to be such a scoundrel and blackmail her in public.

Ye Yu took the scroll handed over by Yue Sanniang, shook his head and said, "Ye believes that Miss Yue is a good word!" Please let me ......."

Yue Sanniang didn't know what she meant, but she still took a step out of the way, only to see Ye Yu casually throw the scroll on the ground, and said to She Dong Cheng beside him: "Bring the pen!" ”

"Hey! Ye Yu, what are you going to do? ”

Yue Sanniang saw that Ye Yu did not pity the painting she sent at all, and she was inexplicably angry in her heart. You must know that this painting is a treasure of his father, but now it is used by Ye Yu to pave the floor......

"Since this painting is already Ye's thing, you don't need to worry about how to deal with it!"

"You! …… Even if there are omissions in this painting, as you say, it is still a masterpiece! You are so bad at the famous paintings, what a tyrannical thing! ”

"Tyrannical Creatures? Hahaha! Ye Yu was amused by Yue Sanniang's painting, and then said coldly: "A giant in the painting world? But so, it also claims to be a masterpiece of famous paintings! If this painting can become a masterpiece, then where will the essence of the Danqing of my Great Song literati be placed? ”

Ye Yu's words are not crazy, they are not arrogant! Yue Sanniang wanted to say something, but at this time, Ye Yu had already picked up the brush, bent down and began to write on the back of the scroll.

The so-called Danqing paintings of the giants of the painting world have not only become the paper for paving the ground, but also the manuscript paper for letter pen graffiti!

Brush a little bit, like a knife and axe to split the peaks! After a moment's effort, two big characters appeared on the back of the scroll: Dim Sum!

Yue Sanniang is a person who understands words, and when she saw these two words, she was stunned on the spot. Because these two words are too convex peaks, people have a feeling of looking up to the mountains.

Then Ye Yu wrote his name on the side with a smooth pen, he wanted to write this plaque as his own Huiyuan, which should bring some fame to this pastry shop.

"That's it! Ye inscribed, and the rest of the things were handed over to Miss Yue! After Ye Yu finished writing, he put the brush aside, arched his hand to the couple in the pastry shop, and left in a wheelchair.

When Ye Yu came out of the pastry shop, Yue Sanniang reacted, turned around and shouted to Ye Yu: "This painting ......"

"It's just a piece of waste paper, what's the use of keeping it? The mind has been received, and the plaque is a matter of Miss Yue! ”

The voice faded away, and the echo was left empty!

Yue Sanniang looked at the two words on the ground, and finally smiled at the corner of her mouth with an imperceptible deep meaning......

……

On March 15, Emperor Zhao Yan of Xiaozong personally conducted the examination, the location of the palace test, and the vertical arch hall!

The sky was light, Ye Yu left the Yang Mansion and took a carriage to the palace to prepare to participate in the Vertical Arch Hall Hall Examination.

According to the practice of the imperial examination, all those who are admitted to the examination are tribute students, also called tribute scholars, that is, talents who contribute to the emperor. All tribute students can take the palace examination and accept the highest level of the feudal hierarchy.

It's really just a formality, an honor. Except for some variables in the top few, most of them have been ranked according to their results in the examination, and there will not be much change.

Therefore, in general, except for the top three, the rest of the people will be excluded. Of course, it is not excluded that some emperors like to be lively and love to do it themselves, so they will convene all the tributes to the palace test.

Obviously, Xiaozong Zhao Yan doesn't like to be lively, and he values the top three competitions, so the rest of the people have no chance to enter the palace.

Today, Ye Yu wore the robes and crown boots issued by the Ministry of Rites, and Xiao Guoliang pushed the wheelchair into the palace.

This person is Zhang Shuo's nephew Wang Hua, who is solemn and upright, and can be described as dignified, and looking at Ye Yu and Xiao Guoliang, the ministers couldn't help but shake their heads secretly.

Xiao Guoliang was born burly, but his appearance was very mediocre. Although Ye Yu is handsome, he is a disability after all. These two stood with Wang Hua, and in comparison, Ye Yu and Xiao Guoliang were much inferior.

The three of them solemnly saluted Xiaozong, and then stood respectfully aside, waiting for instructions.

Xiaozong Zhao Yan glanced at the three students in the court, and had a general understanding in his heart, especially Ye Yu in the middle of the court. Although Ye Yu was in a wheelchair, Zhao Yan did not feel the slightest sense of disobedience.

"The three of them are all among the top three talents in the current science and technology association! Whether it is a strategy or a literary style, I have read it myself, and I am very relieved! Today, on top of this hall, in front of the ministers and hundreds of officials, I want to distinguish a champion, a leader, and a flower from the three of you! ”

When Xiaozong Zhao Yan said this, he looked around at the ministers, raised his voice and said solemnly: "Today, I don't test articles, I don't test strategies, and I don't test poems and songs!" I worked with Yu Aiqing and Zhang Aiqing to formulate three exam questions! We will distinguish the top three candidates based on the number of questions they have answered correctly! ”

"Yu Aiqing, you can read out the exam questions!"

"Wechen obeys!"

Yu Yunwen immediately asked for an order, opened the scroll and said aloud to the courtiers and the three students: "Question 1: Mess up the grass and put it in order!" The three candidates each tidy up a pile of grass on the main hall, and after an order, the first to finish the mess wins! ”

"This ......"

As soon as this question came out, the ministers of the court and the central government were in an uproar, and it was obvious that this question was extremely unfavorable to Ye Yu. Imagine a crippled person, tidying up, between leaning up and prostrating, it is much more difficult than a normal person!

"Your Majesty, the student thinks this question is unfair!" Xiao Guoliang stepped forward and was upset for Ye Yuming! Those who can pass the first-class jinshi examination are all protΓ©gΓ©s of the Son of Heaven, so Xiao Guoliang calls himself a student.

As soon as Xiao Guoliang's voice fell, Zhang Shuo, who was at the top of the court, said coldly: "Bold Xiao Guoliang, how can you judge the question of your majesty's decision?" ”

Xiaozong Zhao Yan waved his hand to signal Zhang Shuo to step back, and his eyes fell on Ye Yu: "Ye Yu, do you think this question is unfair?" ”

"Fair! Very fair! The so-called Jane is in the emperor's heart, Qiangang is arbitrary, and His Majesty's move has its own reason! Ye Yu really wanted to say that this question was unfair, but was it useful to say it as Xiao Guoliang said?

For Ye Yu's response, Xiaozong Zhao Yan was very satisfied, and then said in a deep voice: "Okay, since that's the case, let's start over there!" ”

Then a group of palace guards put three piles of weeds in front of the three of them, during which Xiao Guoliang forgot about Ye Yu in confusion, and Ye Yu could see Xiao Guoliang's dissatisfaction, so he used his eyes to signal peace of mind.

With Yu Yunwen's order, the three of them began to do the work of the groom in the stable in the place where the courtiers were meeting. Wang Hua sorted out the weeds very quickly, and the speed made people a little stunned.

Looking at Xiao Guoliang again, he is much more organized, flexible with his hands and feet, quick in his movements, and more importantly, very patient in doing things, unlike Wang Hua who has no qualitative nature when he sorts things around.

Ye Yu and everyone looked at Xiao Guoliang like this, and they all felt that this person should not participate in the imperial examination, but should be a top groom, because this is too professional.

When everyone moved their eyes to Ye Yu's body again, they saw that Ye Yu was unhurriedly tying up weeds, not only slower than the other two! The few bundles of weeds that were sorted out were simply a thousand things, and they were not neat at all!

If this continues, Ye Yu will lose this game.

Gave up?

This question lingers in everyone's minds!

And just as the weeds were about to be finished, Ye Yu suddenly arched his hand to Xiaozong and said a word respectfully......