Volume 3: The Dragon Soars in the Sky Chapter 85 The Iron Bull's Brain

[Chapter Word Count:3131 Last Updated:2015-02-1609:00:00.0]

"Ahh It hurts. ”

"Boom!"

"What are you kicking around? Lao Tzu's skull has hit a bag. ”

In the middle of the night, Zhang Cuiyun's cry of pain suddenly came from the cave room, which had been quiet, followed by the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and then Wang Shihua's annoyance.

"You hurt me!"

"When a girl becomes a woman, it has to hurt so much! Your family didn't sue you? ”

"Oh~!"

The room fell silent, and soon, the big bed "squeak!" Squeak! The sound of the ......

Tonight, Zhang Cuiyun is not the most painful person, the most painful person is the young men and girls who want to listen to the corner.

On this dark and windy night in the moon, they hurriedly came in groups, lying in the corner or under the window, waiting with anticipation for the imaginary cry to sound. But before they could hear anything, a huge shadow appeared on the wall, enveloping itself. Looking back, a behemoth was standing behind him grinning and sneering, and then his eyes flickered, and he felt that his neck was pinched by a large pair of pliers, and his body was lifted. I just felt that it was difficult to breathe, but my body was light, and I was thrown out directly by the other party one by one.

Those who hung on a tree or fell into the lotus pond in the front yard were definitely the luckiest, just fell with a bruised nose and swollen face or covered in water, and those who were thrown directly to the ground were either broken hands and feet, or broken ribs...... Neither male nor female, escapes!

"The sun is going to burn your ass, get up."

"Wait a minute, Shihua, I ask you, did I really do that yesterday? You really didn't lie to me? ”

"It's not human to lie to you."

"Ahh I don't have a face to see people. ”

"You have to see people even if you don't have a face! Do you want to hide under the covers for the rest of your life? ”

"Yes!"

Xiaomei and the six maids, who had been waiting in the front yard outside the door, heard a noise in the room, so they naturally wanted to go in to serve and dress. Outcome......

"Bang Bang ......"

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

Six exclamations in succession, and the six maids flew into the lotus pond one after the other.

"Iron Bull, do you want to die?" Fortunately, Xiaomei was agile and escaped the clutches of the Iron Bull, but she also knew that she was not the opponent of the Iron Bull, so she had to stand aside and roar.

"As the young master said, there can't be anyone around this house."

"That was last night, and now it's dawn."

Just then, the door opened from the inside.

Wang Shihua walked out in underwear and yawning. Just as he was about to stretch, he was startled by the two of them glaring at each other.

"You two have taken gunpowder? Have nothing to do early in the morning to play cross-eyed? ”

Xiaomei cried with a sad face, and shouted aggrievedly: "Uncle, you give a comment, early in the morning, I brought the maids to serve you and Miss, but as a result, this brute didn't greet anyone, and directly threw the maids into the pool." If I hadn't been able to do it, I'd have followed ......."

"Tie Niu, did you really do it?" Wang Shihua knew that Tie Niu's brain was a little problematic, so when he saw his subordinates struggling to swim ashore, although there was fire in his heart, he could only endure it.

"Yes!" Tie Niu nodded very seriously, and then said ostentatiously: "Young Master, didn't you say that there can't be people around the house?" You see, I threw them all out. What do you think? I'm amazing, right? ”

“……”

Tie Niu listens to his grandmother's words the most, followed by Wang Shihua's words, as for others, even Wang Ji'an, he doesn't bother to take care of them. Because Grandma pulled his ear and specially explained: Young Master Shihua has great kindness to our mother and son, not only protects us, but also gives us a house to live in, and also lets you have a full meal, he is the living Bodhisattva of our Li family, you must listen to Young Master Shihua's words.

When drinking Erma and Erma yesterday, Wang Shihua specially instructed Tie Niu: No one can save zĂ i around this house tonight. The original intention of these words was to implicitly remind him that it was okay to drive people away, but Tie Niu's brain was a little bad, you had to give him a straightforward order, how could Wang Shihua think of this. So, Tie Niu understood Wang Shihua's words as: Those who dare to appear around the house tonight will catch one and kill one, catch a pair, and kill a pair.

So, Tie Niu ate two buckets of rice early, swept away a table of dishes, and carried Wang Shihua into the back of the cave room. Carrying an iron rod, he carried out the task assigned by Wang Shihua with a murderous spirit.

Fortunately, the grandmother Li Zhao was worried that her son would be in trouble, so she came out to inquire and found the iron bull who was carrying a stick around the house, and was shocked when she asked, and quickly reinterpreted the meaning of this order for him, so that the men and women who were thrown out were not beaten into meatloaf by him with a stick.

In the face of such a living treasure, Wang Shihua didn't know whether to praise or reprimand, but he still had to take care of his feelings, so he could only smile and nod, and said, "En! It's amazing. ”

Iron Bull grinned happily.

"Okay, you go down first, and give you a day off today, and it should be an iron bull to make amends for your sins." Looking at the six maids who had just climbed up from the lotus pond and stood there wet, trembling all over, but they didn't dare to leave, Wang Shihua smiled bitterly and asked them to leave.

"Young Master~!" Faced with the obvious partiality, Xiaomei was very dissatisfied, stomped her feet, and after screaming angrily, she pointed at Tie Niu and said, "He...... He ......"

As soon as she said a word, Xiaomei's face changed, and she hurriedly saluted the door.

Wang Shihua looked back, but saw Zhang Cuiyun sticking out half of his head by the door, and looked at Xiaomei coldly...... Anyone can see that Wang Shihua likes Tie Niu. At this time, you accuse Tie Niu, what do you mean?

Seeing Wang Shihua's eyes, Zhang Cuiyun's face suddenly turned crimson, and after giving him a slap in anger, he shrank back from the ground.

Wang Shihua grinned silently and turned back to Xiaomei: "Xiaomei, you don't know who Tie Niu is, do you think it's interesting for you to argue with him?" ”

Xiaomei lowered her head and thought: Oh too! Arguing about this with a guy with a bad brain, doesn't it mean that I don't have a good brain either?

"Okay, go down and rearrange the next person and let Cuiyun wash up."

Xiaomei nodded, glared at Tie Niu resentfully, and left quickly.

"Tie Niu, have you seen the yard that was arranged for you and your aunt yesterday?" Taking advantage of this effort, Wang Shihua wanted to get closer to Tie Niu.

"Yes! Looked. ”

"Not satisfied? If you are not satisfied, you can just talk about it. ”

Tie Niu thought about it carefully, shook his head and said, "I'm satisfied, it's just that Grandma wants to raise some chickens and ducks, and I'm afraid that you will be unhappy, so let me ask." ”

"Huh! Scold! It's a good thing, as long as my aunt is willing...... Iron Bull, give me your stick. ”

Tie Niu handed over a stick with a diameter of six centimeters with one hand, Wang Shihua took it with both hands, weighed it, and it was definitely not less than eighty catties.

"Where did you get the stick?"

"My master said that I gave it to me when I was a teacher."

"Show it to me." saw Zhang Cuiyun come out in a regular suit, snatched the stick from Wang Shihua's hand, and his hand sank, but he glanced at Wang Shihua with a pink face, which meant 'you are all harmed'.

Wang Shihua was stunned for a moment, then thought about it, and smiled proudly.

Holding this breath, he danced twice, but his legs were not strong, so he had to return the stick to Tie Niu, and then became interested in Tie Niu's figure.

Zhang Cuiyun is about 1.6 meters tall, and after circling around the iron bull, he looked up at the iron bull and said with a smile: "What did you eat when you were a child?" How can you grow such a big man, tsk! Tut! Come, lower your head, and I'll see if you've got two swirls. ”

In folklore, the hair on the back of the head forms a whirlpool, and legend has it that he was a human in his previous life; There must be two whirlpools, the last life is a cow, and the three whirlpools are wicked.

Unbeknownst to her, Tie Niu glanced at her, snorted, and raised his head high.

"Oops~! I really thought that if you grew so big, I wouldn't be able to beat you, would I? Zhang Cuiyun became angry all of a sudden, shouting while rolling up her sleeves.

How can there be a bride who works with someone early in the morning after the night of candles in the cave room?

Wang Shihua hurriedly stopped her, and said with a flattering smile: "Cuiyun, you don't want to think about it, grandma is still waiting to give you a red envelope." ”

Marrying a concubine, no one cares if it is an original product. But for a big family, if the housewife who marries is not the original goods, it is the first naked slap in the face. If you want to drive the bride back to her parents' house, not only will you not return the dowry items, but you will also have to ask the other party to compensate for the bride price. And the other party's reputation will be instantly discredited; The worst thing is that it will directly happen to the death, and no matter how many people die, they will have to earn back this breath. In either case, the bride has to be 'suicidal' even if she wants to live.

When Zhang Cuiyun heard this, her face turned crimson, and she covered her face and rushed into the room. Before leaving, he stepped on Wang Shihua's left instep with a quick foot. made the defenseless Wang Shihua scream miserably, hugging his feet and jumping wildly.

"Young Master, are you alright? I'm going to avenge you and pinch her to death? ”

For this giant who couldn't tell the difference between flirting and scolding and doing it really well, Wang Shihua hurriedly grabbed him and said hurriedly: "Forget it, Tie Niu, I'm fine...... Iron Bull! After all, she is my cousin, and I will treat her better in the future. If she asks you to do something, you just do it. ”

"Oh!" The Iron Bull answered, then crouched on the ground, put down his stick, and muttered with his fingers folded.

"Iron Bull, what are you doing?"

"Young master, I'm in the ranks. You see, first I have to listen to Grandma, and then I have to listen to you. Now you let me listen to the eldest lady...... I'm a little confused, what should I do if you say something differently? I've got to figure it out. ”

Wang Shihua patted him on the shoulder speechlessly: What a happy child!

After washing, I sat down and drank tea, and watched with a smile as Zhang Cuiyun cleaned the room by herself - the first three days of the bride's marriage, she had to clean all the places by herself to show her diligence and thrift. As the head of a large family, she only needs to clean her room.

After getting fed up with Zhang Cuiyun's white eyes and anger, Wang Shihua took Zhang Cuiyun and Tie Niu to breakfast in a happy mood.

After Zhang Cuiyun handed over the bloody handkerchief to Wang Tian's family in front of the Wang family, got a thick red envelope from Wang Tian's family, and gave gifts to Wang Ji'an's three little wives and Wang Shirong and his wife, with the support of Xiaomei, he just sat back in his seat, and saw Ah Xia, dressed in ordinary clothes, with Xiaoyun, holding a tea tray, and Zhou Zheng walked into the door......