Chapter Eighty-Four: The Housewife Goes Crazy!

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The whole Wangjiaping is lively and noisy, the guests have not stopped from morning to night, and the flowing water seats of fifty large tables outside the palace have never stopped.

At the door of the new house stood two women with big shoulders and round waists, armed with machetes at their waists, carrying spears and holding long sticks in their hands, majestically in front of the door gods. They are Zhang Cuiyun's subordinates, and they belong to the kind with a higher status and higher loyalty among the subordinates, and the main purpose now is to prevent people from making trouble in the new house.

Excited, happy, scared...... At the beginning, Zhang Cuiyun, who was wearing a red hijab, sat patiently on the bed in a complicated mood, motionless like a piece of wood, afraid that someone would say that he didn't understand the rules.

But she has a straightforward temperament, how can she stand the long-term constraints, so she chatted with Xiaomei who was standing on the side, chatted for a long time, and fell asleep in a daze. As soon as she woke up, before she saw Wang Shihua, her heart was a little angry, and she wanted to remove the red hijab, Xiaomei hurriedly stopped it in fright, and begged: "Miss! Miss, you can tell me, I'll get it for you, but don't dare to move the red hijab! ”

"I'm going to starve to death...... Damn Wang Shihua, he didn't know how to bring me something to eat. ”

"Miss, you can't eat today."

"Can't eat when you're married? Who broke the rules? ”

"Miss, this is the rule set by the ancestors of the Wang family, it seems that the housewife feels the taste of hunger, so as to remember the poverty of the clan."

"Ahh Zhang Cuiyun angrily uncovered the red hijab, stood up and was about to scold, but Xiaomei on the side hurriedly grabbed the red hijab and covered her and said urgently: "Miss, this red hijab can't be removed by yourself, it must be ......uncovered by your aunt herself."

"Where does all this nonsense come from?" Zhang Cuiyun simply ripped off the red hijab and threw it aside. Carrying the red dress, he scolded as he walked out: "Damn Wang Shihua, I was eating and drinking spicy food outside, but I was asked to sit here hungry, what is the truth?" No way! Today I'm going to ......"

"Ouch~!" Xiaomei, who was about to pick up the red hijab, hugged Zhang Cuiyun in fright, and begged: "Miss, my miss, please don't go out, you can't go out!" ”

Seeing Zhang Cuiyun frowning, Xiaomei pulled her back to the bed and begged: "Miss, today is your big day, you can't find your uncle at this time, otherwise it will make people laugh to death if it spreads." Can you just bear with it? ”

"Leave me alone, but he is happy outside, is there any royal law? No way! This is absolutely unbearable. ”

"Miss, I can't bear it! If something happens today, the faces of the Wang and Zhang families will be over. ”

Zhang Cuiyun, who was full of anger, rolled her eyes, and obediently listened to Xiaomei's mercy, sat down on the bed again, and covered her red head.

"Xiaomei, help me see what time it is?"

"Miss, the clock on the wall points to five o'clock."

"Oh my God, it's been so long. No, I'm so hungry. Xiaomei, look at the pastries on the table, choose a few delicious ones and bring them to me. ”

"Miss, these things are festive things, and they can't be eaten yet."

"Then you can peel off a little bit of this stuff under my ass. Don't worry, I'll just eat a little. "On the night of the cave house, under the sheets, sprinkle sunflower seeds, peanuts and other things with the word 'seed' in their name to take the meaning of many childrenβ€”this custom seems to be the same throughout the country.

"Miss, you can't eat those."

"This is not good, that is not good, are you going to starve me to death?"

"Miss, can you just bear with it?"

"Bear with it!" Zhang Cuiyun stood up angrily, and was about to grab the red hijab again, how dare Xiaomei let her succeed, and hurriedly stopped it.

"Da Liu's mother! Little Liu's mother! ”

The two door gods at the door of the room hurriedly pushed the door in. They are sisters and have been serving Zhang Cuiyun for seven or eight years.

"Miss, what do you have to say?"

"I haven't eaten for a day, I'm dying of hunger, go outside and find me something to eat."

"Miss, it seems that you can't ......"

"Is there anything you can't do, you secretly don't let people know, don't you?"

The eyes of the two door gods lit up, and they nodded and were about to turn around. Xiaomei thought that Mother Liu didn't like to talk, and her temperament was a little wooden, so she had to go by herself so that she wouldn't be discovered, so she had to shout: "Wait a minute, I'll go." ”

closed the door, and instructed Liu's mother to keep an eye on Miss, and not to let Miss Hu come at this time, so she quickly ran out. didn't find that Zhang Cuiyun under the red hijab had a smug look in his eyes - in order to avoid being poisoned, Zhang Cuiyun's eating and drinking was always handled by Xiaomei himself or tried first, who dared to touch it indiscriminately, and deserved to be killed.

As soon as Xiaomei closed the door, Zhang Cuiyun seemed to be liberated, kicked with two feet, and one of the mandarin duck embroidered shoes flew to the table, and the other landed under the big chair. threw the red hijab on the bed, and then took off the phoenix crown full of gold, silver and jade, which weighed eight catties, threw it on the ground, moved his shins, and ran to the tribute table with a smile, grabbed the pastry and ate it. When you encounter something that is not delicious, you can throw it in the back casually, and it will soon make the room unsightly.

It is easy to choke on dry pastries, Zhang Cuiyun grabbed the wine jug and poured a big sip. The rice wine was sweet, and after Zhang Cuiyun took a sip, he felt that this rice wine was good, so he took two sips in a row...... Now, it's a big problem.

Zhang Cuiyun is drunk when he is young, but he is still the kind of person who doesn't know how much he drinks.

The door opened, and Mother Liu subconsciously turned around to look, but saw Zhang Cuiyun covered in wine, her eyes were slightly red, and there were still pastry residues at the corners of her mouth.

"Miss, ...... you" The two were shocked, and subconsciously grabbed Zhang Cuiyun as they spoke, so as to push her into the room, so as not to let outsiders see it and lose face.

Who knows, Zhang Cuiyun grabbed their hands quickly, pulled them violently to his side, and took advantage of the fact that the two of them were exhausted and the new force was not up, and pushed forward violently, and as soon as they collided, Liu's mother flew out.

"Humph! Even you two female worms dare to fight me? Zhang Cuiyun clapped his hands and shouted proudly: "I can't help myself." ”

"Miss, are we Mama Liu?"

"Miss Mozi is not Miss, sue you, if you dare to block the way, Miss Ben will kill you." Hearing the faint sound of firecrackers and noise outside, Zhang Cuiyun lifted her skirt and ran in that direction with great joy: "So lively? There must be something big, I have to go and see whose sister was killed by bandits, or if she jumped into a well and died? ”

Mother Liu was terrified and shouted all the way and chased down.

The subordinates who met along the way were all stunned when they saw Zhang Cuiyun's appearance laughing and running, and then they all knelt on the ground in a panic, shouting that they had seen "young grandma", and no one dared to stop them. Those who had a little status in the palace saw Zhang Cuiyun like this, they screamed in fright and opened their arms to stop them, but which of them were Zhang Cuiyun's opponents, they were either kicked out of the corridor with a kick, or they were punched with gold stars in their eyes, and they fell to the ground and screamed.

In this way, Zhang Cuiyun, who had been fighting smoothly all the way, rushed to the palace hall in a hurry.

At this time, the hall is full of distinguished guests, fists, laughter, congratulations, and wine...... Truly hilarious. So much so that even the screams of the people below and the cracking of the bowl were not heard.

Zhang Cuiyun stood at the door with her hands on her waist, her face was ruddy, her hairpin was gone, her long hair was stained with sweat, and she laughed like a crazy woman: "Ha! Ha! It's hilarious, it's so nice. ”

The sound started at the doorway and instantly spread throughout the hall and front yard. Everywhere they passed, everyone looked sideways, and as a result, like the autumn wind sweeping, everyone was stunned, forming a picture that was frozen. In addition to the sound of firecrackers setting off outside to welcome guests from afar, the whole hall could be heard falling pins.

"Are you all stunned? Go on! Go on! Zhang Cuiyun shouted dissatisfiedly and stepped into the threshold, Qianqianyu pointed to a middle-aged uncle and shouted, "Come on!" We make a fist. ”

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his right hand to prepare, seeing that the middle-aged uncle had a long mouth, his eyes were empty, and he looked at it with a stunned expression, but he didn't see action. Zhang Cuiyunfeng's eyes widened, and he kicked the uncle down with one kick. Then he stepped on the big chair with his right foot, bent his body forward, pointed at the other party like a bandit, and shouted disdainfully: "You can't even make a fist, and you still have the face to drink and eat meat here?" Get lost! ”

Everyone's mouths opened a lot at the same time, but they couldn't make the slightest sound.

With his backhand, he pulled an old man in his sixties over and asked viciously, "Do you know how to make a fist?" ”

The old man's collar was caught, but he didn't resist at all, and the whole person fell into a state of death, nodding subconsciously.

"Great, let's make a fist." Zhang Cuiyun let go of him excitedly, rolled up the sleeves that had just fallen, and excitedly threatened: "Manly man, a mouthful of spit and a nail!" Ugly words will come ahead, if you lose, you have to drink, if you don't dare to drink, then take off your clothes and pants, and run around here naked. ”

The old man's expression did not change in the slightest, Zhang Cuiyun grabbed his right hand, propped it on the table, and shouted, "Hurry up, you are still not a man?" ”

Then regardless of the old man, Zhang Cuiyun's right fist touched the other party and began to draw a fist: "Six, six, six!" Eight horses! O five leaders...... Ha! Ha! You lose, drink. ”

The old man's fist has always been clenched, and Zhang Cuiyun has five fingers in his right hand, and he called a five-headed leader, and he naturally won.

Seeing that the other party did not react, Zhang Cuiyun quit.

"What, if you lose, you want to pay the bill? Hum! What a guts! Zhang Cuiyun slammed the table, pointed at the old man's nose and shouted. Grab the wine bowl on the table with your left hand, grab the opponent's collar with your right hand, press the opponent to the sky, and lift your right foot and step on the opponent's chest......

was about to forcibly pour wine into the other party, big and small Liu Ma took the boss and a group of maids and sisters-in-law, rushed in in a hurry, and saw that Zhang Cuiyun was drunk and crazy, how could he still care about dignity and humility, and rushed up, picked up Zhang Cuiyun and ran to the backyard.

Guests, you look at me, I look at you, and at the same time burst into laughter, laughing crookedly-the face of the Wang family, this can be regarded as a loss of foot.

Wang Jiping, who accompanied the guests on behalf of the Wang family, got up and fled behind the screen.

Wang Ji'an and Wang Shihua, who were greeting guests outside the palace, heard that Zhang Cuiyun was playing drunk in the hall, Wang Ji'an's brows furrowed, and for the first time, he felt that the key was handed over too early?

Wang Shihua's face turned pale, turned around and rushed in, and grabbed a water and fire stick in his hand. When he came to the hall and faced the laughter of everyone, he couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground to get into. But he could only bow down and clench his fists to everyone in embarrassment, and when he turned around, he angrily asked Zhang Cuiyun for trouble, and as a result, he met the two door gods, but was beaten by the two of them, saying that the palace was too small, if it was in Zhang's mansion, the young lady had not run out of the door, and the wine would have woken up.

The angry Wang Shihua roared and shouted to withdraw from the marriage, and was slapped away by the grandmother who rushed over. can only borrow wine to kill his sorrows, and finally was carried back to the cave room by the iron bull.

The two drunkards slept in clothes for most of the night, and in the second half of the night......