Chapter 63: Make a big deal out of it

Unceremoniously picked up Zhu Fangdan's package, and took Shang Wanyan's little hand again, and Lu Fatzi swaggered out of the restaurant. began to be in front of many guests in the restaurant, Shang Wanzhen didn't dare to speak, just blushed and let Lu Fatzi pull him, until he walked a distance out of the restaurant and turned to a more secluded place, Shang Wanzhen struggled to shake off Lu Fatman's claws, while taking out a handkerchief and wiping his right hand that was pulled by Lu Fatty, while looking at Lu Fatzi coldly, there was some anger in his eyes.

"Wanwan, do me a favor." As if unconsciously, Fat Lu handed the fat hand that had pulled Shang Wanwan's small hand in front of Shang Wanyan, and said shamelessly: "Help me wipe it too, your hands are a little dirty." ”

"Dead fatty, whose hands are dirty?" Shang Wanyan couldn't bear it anymore, and waved his hand to knock down the fat hand of the fat man.

"Since your hands are not dirty, what do you wipe?" Fat Lu asked with a puzzled face.

"You're because your hands are dirty, your hands stink!" Shang Wanzhen felt that the blood vessels on her forehead felt like they wanted to explode, if it weren't for the street, Shang Wanzhen would have the urge to strangle Fat Lu to death.

"Really?" Fat Lu put his fat hand under his nose and sniffed it suspiciously, and said, "My hands don't smell, but there is a bit of sweat from your hands, sour and sour!" ”

Shang Wanzhen finally heard the sound of the explosion of blood vessels in his forehead, and the brutal blood of the Shang family flowing in the blood vessels began to boil, and at that moment Shang Wanyan smiled at Lu Fatzi, laughing so that Lu Fatzi's heart chilled, and then Shang Wanyan took the initiative to pull Lu Fatzi's fat hand for the first time and pulled Lu Fatman into a small alley on the side of the road. Soon, the tragic sound of killing pigs echoed in the alley, "Wanyan, spare me, I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore!" Don't dare anymore! ”

Finally enough of fighting, venting enough, Shang Wanyan patted Bai Jing's little hand, and ordered at the fat man Lu who had countless bruises on his body and was still moaning in pain: "Look at you, a dead fat man, if you dare to talk nonsense in the future!" Okay, now it's time to send me home, I don't want to go to Geng Xinghe's house, send me to my third brother Shang Zhili's house. ”

"County Lord, it's really unfortunate, I didn't know where your third brother lived." Fat Lu replied with a sad face: "The capital is too big, I haven't been in the capital for a few days, and I haven't had a chance to visit your brother's mansion yet." ”

"What then?" Shang Wanwan paused and said, "I just beat Kong Sizhen at Geng Xinghe's house, can't I go back there?" How embarrassing that is. ”

"It's ......." Fat Lu was also a little embarrassed, and suddenly said with an idea: "Otherwise, Wanwan, you will come to my place to live ......." ”

"You haven't played enough, have you?" Shang Wanyan's little face was a little blushing again, and she said angrily: "I'm a big girl with yellow flowers, go to where you live, can I still go out to meet people in the future?" ”

"You're mistaken." Lu Fatzi hurriedly explained: "You wait for me to finish, in fact, after I entered Beijing, I have been living in the mansion of the prince of Pingxi, Wu Yingxiong, the prince of Pingxi, is the same as Geng Xinghe Geng, and he is also your brother, you go to his house, no one can say anything about this?" And when you get to him, someone in his family must know where your third brother lives and can send someone to send you back. ”

"Okay then, let's go to the palace of the prince of Pingxi." Shang Wanyan thought about it carefully and immediately nodded in agreement. At the end, Shang Wanzhen said again: "If the prince of Pingxi doesn't mind, I really want to stay with him for a few more days, so as not to go back and see the ugly faces of my second brother and third brother hooking up with Kong Sizhen." ”

"Huh? What do I seem to have in mind? Hearing Shang Wanyan say this, Fat Lu's heart suddenly moved, and he vaguely thought of something, but he couldn't figure it out for a while.

"What are you doing?" Shang Wanzhen glanced at the fat man Lu and shouted, "Don't you want to lead the way?" I'm afraid that I'll eat yours and use yours, I'm going to eat and use Brother Wu Shi, and I don't need you to pay for money. ”

"Wanyan, I'm so sad when you say this, you eat me and use mine, isn't that how it should be? Not to mention that it is only a few days, it is a lifetime ....... Okay, I'm not talking nonsense, let's go, it's not far from the Pingxi Wangzi's Mansion, and we'll be there soon. ”

Qianmen Street is indeed not far from Shihu Hutong, where Wu Yingxiong's Mansion is located, even if it is a walk, it only takes half an hour to the west, and Lu Fatzi turned Shang Wanzhen to the front of Wu Yingxiong's Mansion. And after Menzi reported Shang Wanhuan's visit to Wu Yingxiong, Wu Yingxiong was also very face-saving, and immediately let people open the middle door, and led his wife Princess Jianning to go out to greet Shang Wanyan in person, and at the same time, Xiao Erlang and Li Tianzhi and others had also returned to Shihu Hutong. As soon as they met, Xiao Erlang said with a smile: "Young master, Xiao Gege, where have you gone to wander?" The second prince and the third prince of King Pingnan are all going crazy, and they are looking for you and Xiao Gege all over the capital. ”

"Let them go in a hurry, don't rush to report to them." Shang Wanyan hurriedly said a word to Xiao Erlang, and then turned to Wu Yingxiong and his wife: "Brother Shi, Gege, little sister wants to disturb your house for a few days, I wonder if Brother Shi and Gege can be gracious?" ”

Wu Yingxiong was a little embarrassed, his father Wu Sangui and Shang Wanyan's father Shang Kexi had not been harmonious all their lives, and the relationship was actually not very close. Now because of the joint negotiation of the two families of Wu Shang, the bad relationship has just eased a little, but the brother and sister have the opposite purpose of Shang Wanzhen but ran to defect, if this leads to the contradiction between Shang Wanzhen and Shang Zhixiao's brother and sister is further expanded, and Shang Zhixiao is angry with the Pingxi Palace, then the contradiction between the two Wu and Shang families is bound to regenerate, and the major event of joining forces to negotiate and fight against the imperial court may also be ruined, so it is impossible for Wu Yingxiong not to weigh the consequences.

"Shizi, Xiao Gege is angry." Seeing Wu Yingxiong's hesitation, Fat Lu hurriedly stepped forward, winked at Wu Yingxiong, and said: "If you send Xiao Gege back now, I'm afraid that their brother and sister will be even more vindictive, so it's better to leave her for the time being, and wait for Xiao Gege and the second prince of Pingnan to be angry, and then it's not too late to send her back." ”

"yes." Princess Jianning also rarely showed a smile, held her husband Wu Yingxiong's arm and said: "Efu, let Sister Wanyan live in our house for a few days, I have also heard about her, Kong Sizhen is indeed a bit excessive this time."

, Sister Wanyan just beat her, and now send her back, I'm afraid that she will suffer, and she can't stay with her for a few days, and wait for this limelight to pass. ”

"That's good, as long as the sister doesn't dislike being shabby in her brother's family, she can live as long as she likes." Wu Yingxiong smiled and bowed, and then ordered: "Come on, vacate a few rooms in the back garden, let Xiao Gege move in, and then choose a few maids who are diligent and transfer them to serve Xiao Gege." ”

The people of the Wu Mansion agreed, and Princess Jianning, a very affectionate monk, sat together and talked with their shoulders hooked. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Fat Lu gave Wu Yingxiong a few more looks, Wu Yingxiong understood, got up and found an excuse to call Fat Lu out of the warm pavilion, and led Fat Lu to his study to sit down, and then asked, "What happened?" Why did you want me to leave Shang Wanzhen behind? The relationship between our Pingxi Mansion and Pingnan Wangfu has just eased a little, what if Shang Zhixiao is angered because of taking in Shang Wanyan? ”

"Lord Shizi, even if we don't take in Shang Wanyan, Shang Zhixiao and Geng Juzhong, the two two boys, plan to sell us." Lu Fatzi's face was solemn, and he told Wu Yingxiong in detail the news that Li Tianzhi had inadvertently spied on, and said: "Judging from the fact that Kong Sizhen appeared in Geng Xinghe Mansion, Li Tianzhi provided us with this news absolutely cannot be fake, Shang Zhixiao and Geng Juzhong, two bastards, have already made up their minds to sell us in order to curry favor with the court and their two eldest brothers!" ”

"Bang!" Rao is Wu Yingxiong is extremely well-cultivated, and at this moment, he couldn't help but slam his fist on the desk, and scolded with a blue face: "Two kings and eight lambs!" Anti-bones! For their own personal interests, they even dared to betray the interests of Pingnan Wangfu and Jingnan Wangfu, how did Shang Kexi and Geng Jimao, two old things, give birth to such a white-eyed wolf?! ”

"Don't worry, Shang Zhixiao and Geng Juzhong, the two bastards, may not be all bad news for us!" Lu Fatzi said unhurriedly: "First, now the enemy is clear and I am secret, we already know that these two two two or five boys are ready to betray us, but they don't know this, we can use them to play a counter-trick, tell them a fake military salary figure, let them tell the court, and fight for the interests of our Pingxi Palace!" ”

Wu Yingxiong was not stupid, and after thinking about it carefully, he nodded and said, "Yes, these two guys do have this use value." Since there is a first, what about the second? ”

"The second is that you can take the opportunity to clean up these two bastards and sell a favor to Shang Zhixin and Geng Jingzhong." Lu Fatzi said gloomily: "Lord Shizi, think about it, if King Pingnan and King Jingnan know that their sons are ready to sell them in order to inherit the throne, then the two bastards still have good fruits to eat?" The two of them have fallen, Shang Zhixin and Geng Jingzhong still have to be grateful to our Pingxi Palace? They are genuine princes of Pingnan and Jingnan, and how good is it for the three feudatories to join forces against the imperial court, I believe there is no need to explain it with humble duties, right? ”

"It makes sense, it's a good opportunity indeed." Wu Yingxiong turned his anger into joy, and said in embarrassment: "But we don't have evidence in our hands, King Jingnan is better, Shang Kexi that old thing and our Wu family have not dealt with each other for a lifetime, if we tell him without evidence that his second son sold them, can that old thing be trusted?" ”

"Shizi, you are really smart, you are confused for a while." Lu Fatzi smiled and said, "Shang Wanyan Xiaogege, isn't it iron-clad evidence? Why did Xiao Gege want the monk's filial piety to turn his face, and not because of Kong Sizhen? Kong Sizhen sent Fu Honglie to assassinate Shang Wanzhen Xiaogege, creating the illusion that the lowly Western Election Officer killed Pingnan Wang Xiaogege in Fujian, the purpose is to make our three feudatories fight and fight in the Luo circle, and now the plan is exposed, although the court and Kong Sizhen are sure that Fu Honglie and Yang Guotai did it in private, but the human and physical evidence is placed there, and the three princes have torn Kong Sizhen's hearts! ”

"Lord Shizi, think about it, if this matter gets out of the way, it gets big, and it reaches King Pingnan and King Jingnan, can the two princes still spare their second son?!"

"Wonderful!" Wu Yingxiong slapped his thigh and asked with great joy: "Then how should we make this matter bigger?" ”

"Don't let Little Gege go home, let her stay here as long as possible!" Lu Fatzi pretended to be a public servant and said: "As long as Xiao Gege does not leave the Shizi Mansion for a day and does not leave the blessing of the Pingxi Palace, the more headaches and embarrassment Shang Zhixiao and Geng Juzhong will be, and the more they will have no way to suppress this matter!" King Pingnan and King Jingnan are definitely not the only intelligence channel for their son in the capital, and it is difficult not to know this news! ”

"What if Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili send someone to pick up Shang Wanyan?" Wu Yingxiong asked, "How can I refuse when the time comes?" And if I refuse, how can I tell them the fake pay figures? ”

"Lord Shizi, of course you can't be the villain." Lu Fatzi said slowly: "However, according to the humble observation, Princess Jianning seems to be very dissatisfied with what Kong Sizhen did, if the prince can blow some pillow wind for Her Royal Highness the princess and encourage Her Royal Highness the princess to be this wicked person, will Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili dare to come in and rob people?" ”

"Bad! Bad! You fat man is so bad! Wu Yingxiong pointed at Lu Fatzi and laughed loudly, and said: "Her Royal Highness the princess is really dissatisfied with what Kong Sizhen did, for this matter, the last time we met, I fought two words, I encourage her, she came forward to beat away Shang Zhixiao and the monk's gift, the two bastards really dare not say anything!" And Her Royal Highness the princess came forward to intervene in this matter, even if she doesn't want to make a big deal about it! ”

Fat Lu accompanied Han Xiao, laughing, Fat Lu said with a smile, and said seriously: "Shizi, I have to take the liberty to remind you of my humble position, Kong Sizhen, that woman is both beautiful and silvery, since she can use beauty tricks to seduce Shang Zhixiao and Geng Juzhong, it is difficult to guarantee that she will not fight you with this idea." When that time comes, you must hold on. ”

"You think she didn't use beauty tricks on me?" Wu Yingxiong smiled and said: "Let me tell you the truth, as early as the seventeenth year of Shunzhi, when our Pingxi Royal Mansion was disarmed for the first time, she had already used this hand on me!" And it's not just me, my younger brother Wu Yingqi, who personally promoted you, was still called Wu Qihua at the time, and she also used beauty tricks! But unfortunately, she was disappointed, so she hasn't entered my house since. ”

"Shizi, then why didn't you and the second prince get moved?" Fat Lu asked curiously: "Kong Sizhen, that woman, is not ugly. ”

"Yifeng, you seem to have forgotten one thing, what is our Wu family most famous for?" Wu Yingxiong smiled and asked, "A woman like Kong Sizhen, can my brother and I be eye-catching?" ”

"What is your Wu Han family most famous for? Isn't it best known for betraying the country? Lu Fatzi was a little surprised, but after thinking about it, Fatman Lu suddenly understood again, and hurriedly smiled at Wu Yingxiong: "The prince of the family has a family history, and he will be a tiger, and he will never be tempted by a woman like Kong Sizhen, who can do her husband, and she will be admired by her humble duties, and she is really admired!" ”

"It's not tempting to say that it's false." Wu Yingxiong smiled and said: "But just like you said, a woman like Kong Sizhen who can do her best, she gets out of a man's bed today, and she will go to a second man's bed tomorrow. ”

Lu Fatzi smirked with him, not daring to pick up stubble casually, this is the first scar in Wu Sangui's heart - for the sake of a Chen Yuanyuan, lead the Qing soldiers into the customs! Wu Yingxiong glanced at Fat Lu again, also laughed evilly, and said: "Yifeng, since you reminded me not to fall into Kong Sizhen's beauty scheme, then I also want to remind you - it's okay to like Xiao Gege, but don't be in a hurry to start in the next few days, and wait for the matter of salary to be over." ”

"Shizi, why do you say that......?" Fat Lu was a little flustered, and his fat face was rarely a little red.

"You can't hide it from me, you look at Xiao Gege's eyes, just like I look at Princess Jianning." Wu Yingxiong smiled and said: "And since Xiao Gege can let you accompany her shopping, and let you send her to me, it proves that she is also a little interesting to you, you have a chance, work hard." When the matter of salary is over, I will try to abduct her to Yunnan. ”

"Shizi, do you support the lowly to do this?" Fat Lu was a little surprised.

"Why not?" Wu Yingxiong laughed even worse, "My father and Shang Kexi have not dealt with each other for a lifetime, and they have also fought for a lifetime - you, the Western Election Officer from Pingxi Palace, if you abduct Shang Kexi's most beloved daughter to Yunnan and marry her as a daughter-in-law, you will be disgusted by Shang Kexi's old thing, and my father will not laugh and crook his mouth?!" ”

"Hey, looks like there's a door." Lu Fatzi Secretly - With the support and protection of Wu Sangui's father and son, isn't his hope of abducting Shang Wanyan greatly increased?

"Shizi, Shizi." At this moment, the anxious voice of the Wu Mansion suddenly sounded outside the door, "Shizi, the second prince and the third prince of the Pingnan Mansion jointly asked to see him, saying that he wanted to take Xiao Gege away, and he was waiting to see him outside the door." ”

"It's coming so fast, it looks like someone is watching here, and it's been reported." Fat Lu snorted coldly, then turned to Wu Yingxiong and said with a wicked smile: "Lord Shizi, it's up to you." ”

"Wait and watch the show, my princess Jianning's temper is not as good as your little Gege." Wu Yingxiong smiled confidently, and then ordered: "Arrange for them to meet in Haochun Xuan, be respectful, and say that I will go to see them after changing my clothes." ”

Wu's subordinates took the order and left, Wu Yingxiong also hurried to see Princess Jianning blowing the pillow wind and using a beautiful man's trick, and Lu Fatzi went out with a wicked smile, and quietly ran to Haochunxuan to watch a good show. Entering the back hall of Haochunxuan, I found a gap to peek at it, and the two brothers, the short and fat Shang Zhixiao and the pale-faced Shang Zhili, were really in the living room with their hands behind their backs, and kept asking the people of the Wu Mansion, "Why haven't you come yet?" How long does it take to change clothes? ”

After another moment, the long shouts of the people of the Wu Mansion finally sounded outside the Xuan, "The prince has arrived!" The eldest princess of Heshuo Kechun is here! Immediately afterwards, Wu Yingxiong and the short, fat and circle-legged Princess Jianning entered the living room, Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili hurriedly stepped forward to ask for peace, but Princess Jianning jumped three feet high, pointed at the two brothers and scolded: "You two dog slaves, you still have the face to enter my house!" Your own sister was bullied, and you didn't help her get justice, and you still had an eye with the person who hurt her, do you have such a brother? ”

"Princess, please be angry." Wu Yingxiong hurriedly went to pull Princess Jianning, pressed Princess Jianning's finger that almost pointed to Shang Zhixiao's nose, and said to Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili: "The two brothers forgive the sin, Her Royal Highness the princess is this temper, don't mind, don't mind." ”

"The prince is polite, we dare to mind." Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili expressed their gratitude, and said to Princess Jianning with sweat: "Your Royal Highness the princess, this matter is not good for us, but we really didn't mean to stimulate the little sister, besides, Sigege himself also explained that this matter was done by Fu Honglie and Yang Guotai, two dog minions, with Sigege, and it has nothing to do with her." ”

"She's go!" Princess Jianning was furious, "I grew up with her, I don't know what kind of virtue she is?" She made it clear this time that she wanted to trap our Wu family and your Shang family, our Wu family is better, your Shang family is about to be killed by her lackeys, and she even forced her sister to bow to her and make amends to her! Go and see for yourselves, see for yourselves, what are your sisters crying now? What did it look like to be bitten by Kong Sizhen! Get out, get out, you all get out, I don't welcome you two wolf-hearted things in my house! ”

If someone else scolded him like this, Shang Zhixiao would have jumped eight feet high, but who is Princess Jianning, the emperor's aunt today, Shang Zhixiao still dares to jump there? can only apologize in a low voice, "The princess scolded right, scolded well, the slave is wrong, the slave should die, the slave will take Wanyan back, so that she can compensate her!" ”

"Dreaming!" Princess Jianning patted her thigh and roared: "Sister Wanyan, if she doesn't leave, I won't let her go, and I won't let her be taken back by you to continue to bully and beat others!" Get out of here, get out of here! When I enter the palace, I will take her there, food, clothing, housing and transportation, and I will take care of her as a sister-in-law! Get out, don't get out of here, and the old lady will whip you! ”

"Princess Niangniang, you are gracious!" Shang Zhixiao is about to go crazy - Shang Wanyan entered Beijing and actually lived in the palace of the prince of Pingxi, if this matter reached the ears of his father, his father would find out the reason again, and he would not have to chop himself up? In a hurry, Shang Zhixiao was a little speechless, "Your Royal Highness Princess, Sigege asked the slave to bring you a message, this time the matter is that she is wrong, she shouldn't have done this thing to be sorry for you, and she shouldn't have quarreled with you in the palace last time for this matter, please forgive her this time for the sake of her sisterhood with you for many years." ”

"What?" Wu Yingxiong is also a bad species, and immediately interjected: "Brother Xiao, in this way, Sigege admitted that she was the one who instigated the incident in Fujian?" If that's the case, our brothers should jointly impeach her, right? She wants to drive a wedge between our Pingxi Mansion and your Pingnan Palace, our two palaces are so easy to bully? ”

"Nope! She didn't admit it! Shang Zhixiao was taken aback and quickly denied it.

"Then why did you say that Sigege was sorry for the princess in this matter?" Wu Yingxiong asked, then turned to Princess Jianning and said kindly: "Princess, why don't we send Xiao Gege to Brother Zhili's mansion, and then call Si Gege to explain it clearly in person?" ”

"I don't send it! Resolutely do not send it! Princess Jianning, who was angry, roared: "She Kong Sizhen has the courage to come here, and explain clearly to me in person, why did she send someone to assassinate Xiao Gege, and why did she blame her father-in-law's subordinates!" Xiao Gege wants to live here, I'll let her live here, I want to see, who dares to take her away?! ”

"Princess, be gracious." Shang Zhixiao said with a sad face: "If you let my father know that my little sister lives in your house and refuses to leave because she is angry with me, then the slave will not explain to my father." ”

"Brother Xiao, I have to say something to you." Wu Yingxiong took the opportunity to fan the flames, "Brother Xiao, you said it yourself, you know that Sigege is trying to murder your sister, and you are still so affectionate with her, are you worthy of Sister Wanyu?" You don't know Sigege's hobby, so you don't think about your sister's reputation, and you force her to be with Sigege? ”

"Yes, yes, I didn't think about it well, I didn't think it well." Shang Zhixiao wiped his sweat, and regretted bringing his sister to the capital this time - he knew that Kong Sizhen also came to the capital, and he said that he shouldn't have brought this troublesome little girl to the capital.

"Someone, bring me a horsewhip!" Princess Jianning shouted loudly, "These two wolf-hearted things refuse to roll, so the old lady will pull them out." ”

"Brother filial piety, brother Li." Wu Yingxiong exclaimed, and said kindly: "You guys go quickly, Her Royal Highness the princess can do what she says, and I won't be able to hold her when the time comes!" You go quickly, and after a few days, Her Royal Highness the princess and Xiao Gege's anger has subsided, and the foolish brother will personally send Xiao Gege back to you. ”

Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili brothers are afraid of making a big fuss, of course they refuse to go, but unfortunately Princess Jianning is indeed a master who can say and do, soon, the people of Wu Mansion sent the horse whip into Hao Chunxuan, Princess Jianning took the horse whip without saying a word, and whipped the whip on Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili, Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili brothers did not dare to fight back, and screamed after a few whips in the dodge, so they had to hold their heads and crawl out of Haochun Xuan, and Princess Jianning chased them out unrelentingly, It seems that he is determined to beat the two brothers out of his own home.

"Her Royal Highness the princess, no, they are all court officials, they are all court officials!" Wu Yingxiong also chased out, and while pretending to go to Princess Jianning, he shouted, "Brother filial piety, brother Li, the small staff is subject to the big stick, you go quickly, the foolish brother will change his words and come to the door in person to make amends-!" ”

"Wu Yingxiong, this kid, really has a hand at training his wife." After watching the excitement from beginning to end, Fat Lu couldn't help but praise in his heart, "I must ask him for advice another day, and I learned his method of training his wife, so I won't have to worry about not being able to marry a little wife in the future." ”

(To be continued)