"Xiao Gege, wait a minute, you don't know the road in the capital! Ladies and gentlemen, Xiao Gege doesn't know the way, the disaster is lowly and lowly, and the lowly will chase her first, and then come back to ask for guilt! ”

Seeing that the situation was not good, before the two brothers and sisters of Geng Shang and Kong Sizhen and the others could react, Lu Fatzi hurriedly threw down a sentence and ran away, so as not to be eaten alive on the spot by these jackals and hungry tigers. It's just that I didn't expect that Shang Wanyan's little girl usually didn't bother to move a few times coldly, but at the critical moment, she ran quite fast, and as soon as Lu Fatzi ran out of the second door, the little girl had already run out of the gate, and the family guarding in front of Geng's Mansion didn't know what was going on, so she didn't dare to stop it. And when Fat Lu chased after the gate again, the little girl had already disappeared.

"Young Master, what's wrong?" The brothers of the Liu family, who were drinking and roasting with other people in the front yard, saw that Lu Fatzi came out in a hurry, and hurriedly greeted him, Liu Zhen asked, "Young master, what's wrong?" Why did Xiao Gege run out of it with tears just now? Erlang, General Li, and Fang Shiyu went to buy clothes, do you want us to call them back? ”

"Little Gege went out and ran in that direction?" Fat Lu asked wiping his sweat. Liu Zhen pointed to the right side of the gate, and Lu Fatzi hurriedly chased after him, and ordered casually: "You wait here for Xiao Erlang and Li Tianzhi, they are here, go back to Shizi's Mansion, and we will meet there." ”

Shouting, Fat Lu chased in the direction where Shang Wanzhen went, panting and running to the mouth of the alley, looking left and right worried about losing the little girl, but Shang Wanyan's voice came from behind, "Dead fatty, here, where to look?" Fat Lu was taken aback, and when he looked back, he saw Shang Wanyan standing at the corner of the alley, leaning against the wall while combing his hair messed up from a fight with Kong Sizhen, while looking at him coldly.

"Little Gege, you're scared me to death." Fat Lu breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat and said, "I'm still worried that you got lost and can't find it." ”

"I don't know the road in the capital, so I'll run away if I'm stupid." Shang Wanyan replied coldly, then tilted her head to look at Fat Lu and asked, "What?" Do you wish I was lost? ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I am willing to ...... How dare you have this thought? Lu Fatzi shouted loudly, and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you also see it?" As soon as you ran out, I was the first to chase it out, faster than your own brothers, but you ran too fast and didn't catch up immediately. ”

"Are you too fat and slow to run, and you want to blame me?" Shang Wanyan glanced at Fat Lu Zi, but there was a little bit of color in her cold eyes.

"Don't dare, don't dare." Fat Lu nodded and said with a flattering face: "Speaking of which, I really can't think of anything from my humble position, Xiao Gege, you still have such a hand, that slap is powerful!" Helping the humble post let out a big bad breath, and also taught Kong Sizhen's bitch a lesson! The husband of the middle woman, the woman does not let the eyebrows be shaved, and the fight is so happy! ”

"What's the pleasure? Now that I think about it, I should have slammed that bitch in the face with a teacup, and it was so cheap to just slap her! Shang Wanzhen gritted her teeth and said something that Lu Fatzi was afraid of, and at the end, Shang Wanzhen glared at Lu Fatzi again and said, "Speaking of which, when I was fighting with that bitch, you didn't come up to help me, did you feel sorry for her?" ”

"Wronged, this wronged me even more." Fat Lu was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "I didn't make a move just now, first, there is a difference between men and women, and second, the little county lord, you have the upper hand, and you hit that bitch by surprise - if the little county lord you fall behind and encounter danger, even if you kill your head and rob your family, you will go up and shoot that bitch to death if you say anything, and you won't let her hurt you in the slightest!" ”

"Phew! Speak better than sing! Shang Wanyan's heart was sweet, but she continued to say arrogantly: "Who knows what you think in your heart?" Wasn't you very affectionate with that bitch at the gate just now? Perhaps, you've been innocent with her for a long time. ”

"Little county lord, this is the third time you have wronged me, I really have nothing to do with her! Yes, she did seduce me, but I never ...... my heart. Lu Fatzi sweated profusely to explain, and suddenly remembered something, and said in surprise: "Huh? Wait a minute! Little county lord, you slapped Sizhen just now, could it be because you saw her seduce me? ”

"Phew!" Shang Wanyan's face flushed, and she spitted: "She seduced you, what does it matter to me?" After that, Shang Wanyan went to the mouth of the alley and glanced inside, then turned around and said, "My second brother and third brother are out, let's go, I don't want to see their disgusting faces hooking up with Kong Sizhen." ”

"Okay, okay, little county lord, please." Lu Fatzi couldn't wait for Shang Wanyan to be alone, so he hurriedly made an inviting gesture, and quickly fled into another alley on the side of the road with Shang Wanyan, and quickly threw off Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili and other pursuers.

With Shang Wanzhen drilling a few alleys one after another, Lu Fatzi and Shang Wanzhen turned to a lively street, and only then did Lu Fatzi ask Shang Wanzhen with a smile: "Wanyan, where are you going?" Do you want me to hire you a car? ”

"I haven't thought about going there yet." Shang Wanyan tilted her head and said, "That's it, it's my first time in the capital, you can take me to find a lively place to take a stroll and see the scene of the capital." - Also, don't call me by my name. ”

"And what should I call you? You can't be called Little Gege or Little County Lord on the street, right? Lu Fatzi smiled even more cheaply, "Otherwise, we will be like in Putian Shaolin, commensurate with husband and wife, I will call you Niangzi, and you will call me Xianggong." ”

"What do you want to die?" Shang Wanyan blushed and clenched her small fists, her teeth clenched. Lu Fatzi begged for mercy again and again, and quickly changed the topic, pointing to the strange scene on the streets of the capital to explain to Shang Wanyan.

Probably the first time to get rid of the fetters and depression of parents, brothers and family, when Shang Wanyan, who has always been cold, and Lu Fatzi were alone, they rarely showed some lively and active little daughter postures, and they walked up and down without a straight shape, and kept asking this and that to Lu Fatzi, full of curiosity about all kinds of new things, and often trembling by Lu Fatzi's witty words, and I don't know how many passers-by were surprised and envious. It's just that every time Fat Lu wants to pull her little hand, the little girl always avoids it vigilantly, and none of them let Fat Lu succeed, which makes Fat Lu feel sad and disappointed.

Lu Fatzi's sense of direction is not bad, although he has not been in the capital for a few days, he can also roughly distinguish the direction of the street through familiar buildings, and he quickly turned to the most lively front gate and Wangfujing area in the capital with Shang Wanjian. It coincided with the approaching end of the year, and the street was even more lively, with a weaving flow of people, and the shoulders were crowded one after another, Shang Wanyan wanted to visit and had difficulty walking, so she couldn't help but feel a little tired, and couldn't help but turn around and shout at the fat man Lu: "Dead fatty, I'm tired, find a place to take me to rest." ”

"Okay, I'm going to open the hourly room! Buy....... Fat Lu agreed without thinking about it, and almost wanted to say something about finding a place to buy Durex.

"Hourly room? What is an Hourly Room? Shang Wanzhen was full of doubts.

"No, nothing, I was wrong." Fat Lu wiped a handful of sweat, and hurriedly pointed to a restaurant on the side of the road and said, "Wanyan, since you are tired, why don't we go up to find a private room, order a table of vegetarian dishes, and rest while eating?" ”

"Okay." Shang Wanyan agreed, but there was still a little sweetness in her heart - it was rare for this dead fat man to remember that he was only a vegetarian.

It's a pity, because just in time for the meal, and there are too many people on the street, the private room of this restaurant pointed by Lu Fatzi has long been full, even if you have to wait in line for an hour, and Shang Wanzhen screamed tired with a bitter face, Lu Fatzi had no choice but to find a table in the corner of the hall on the first floor, so that he could coax this difficult aunt and grandmother to sit down in the hall, and called a table of exquisite vegetarian food, and accompanied Shang Wanzhen to eat.

Halfway through the meal, Fat Lu was about to find an excuse to tease Shang Wanyan to talk, coax this little girl to be happy and then find a way to coax her to bed, the guest at the opposite table checked out and left, without waiting for the shopkeeper to clean up the table, a middle-aged man in his thirties led two entourages to sit up, threw the package he carried on the table, and shouted with a Hubei accent: "My legs are numb, don't wait for the private room, just sit here, Xiao Er, pick up the wine and food, and save money for Zhu Ye." ”

"Look, how heroic people are?" Shang Wanyan, who was about to finish eating, muttered to the fat man, "Just pick up the good food and drink, don't need to save money - that's like you, it's rare to invite me to a meal, and I have to hesitate for a long time to order a dish, I'm afraid that I will spend more money on you?" ”

"Wanyan, you have to have a conscience when you speak." Fat Lu said angrily: "If it weren't for the fact that you are only a vegetarian, I would choose left and right?" ”

"Excuses! Dissemble! It's clearly stingy! Shang Wanyan pursed her mouth, revealing a cute and brutal appearance.

"You!" Fat Lu started from his heart, and was about to let the little girl see her manly majesty. I didn't think that a person sat down on the chair next to him, and the fat monk Lu turned his head in surprise, but saw that it was the middle-aged man with a Hubei accent who shouted good wine and good food just now. Fat Lu was puzzled: "This old man, is there something wrong with you?" ”

"This brother, may I ask who this girl is you?" The middle-aged man asked Fat Lu with his hand.

"It's my wife who hasn't been through the door, what's wrong?" Fat Lu asked shamelessly, so ashamed that Shang Wanyan's face was flushed, so he just kicked Fat Lu's fat leg under the table.

"Oh, here's the thing." The middle-aged man pointed to himself and said very seriously: "Under the surname Zhu, known as Ermei Daoren, just because of his medical skills, he has cured many incurable diseases, and many people praise him as a miracle doctor!" This time I went to Beijing because Master Shi Zixiushi, the head of the household department, heard that he was under a thin name, so he specially asked him to go to Beijing to treat his wife, who had been sick for three years. ”

"It turned out to be Doctor Zhu, who had admired the name for a long time, disrespectful, disrespectful." Fat Lu clenched his fists hypocritically, and asked curiously: "Doctor Zhu, what are you looking for us?" ”

"This brother, you must not be nervous." Divine Doctor Zhu said with a solemn face: "I just saw that your fiancée has a sick face, and it seems that she is suffering from a hidden disease, although Mrs. Yu Zun's health is fine now, but if it is too late, within half a year, it will inevitably cause a big disaster!" As the so-called doctor's parents' hearts, they took the liberty to come over to disturb, hoping to cut Mrs. Zun's pulse to diagnose the disease. ”

"I have a hidden illness?" Shang Wanzhen was taken aback.

"My lady has a hidden illness?" Fat Lu was also taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "Doctor Zhu, what is my wife's hidden disease?" ”

"Rongwei is congested, and the internal organs are poisonous!" Divine Doctor Zhu spit out a series of terrible words, "Mrs. Zun doesn't like meat, the disease lies in the stomach, this is the early sign!" ”

"What?" Shang Wanyan's little face turned white with fright.

"Rong Wei is congested, and the internal organs are not poisonous?" Lu Fatzi was stunned and said suspiciously: "Isn't this a traditional Chinese medicine argument called cancer in Western medicine?" Sick to the stomach? Do you want to say that my wife has stomach cancer at such a young age? You can also tell if someone has stomach cancer just by looking at their face! ”

"Oops! How did you come across someone who understands medicine? I even understand Western academics, it seems that the Tao is not shallow! "Doctor Zhu complained bitterly in his heart.

"Also, one of the early symptoms of stomach cancer is indeed anorexia and oily, but this little girl refuses to eat meat because she advocates Buddhism, not because she can't eat it." Fat Lu continued to look at Doctor Zhu suspiciously, and said: "But the main early symptoms of stomach cancer should be loss of appetite, weight loss, fatigue, nausea and vomiting, and vomiting blood and blood in the stool, these symptoms are not available to this little girl, how can you be so sure?" ”

"That's right, are you a miracle doctor? What exactly is the intention? Shang Wanyan also came back to her senses and became wary of Doctor Zhu.

"This lady has misunderstood, and there is no intention in the future." Doctor Na Zhu was a little flustered, and hurriedly defended: "I am really proficient in medical skills, and I am really a divine doctor, I just saw that you had a sick face, so I kindly came to ask you for a pulse, please don't misunderstand." It's not that I'm lying to you about your money, but I'm quite generous in my hand. ”

"If you're so kind and don't want to cheat us out of our money, then why are you panicking?" Fat Lu observed his words, looked at Doctor Zhu and said, "Could it be that you see my wife is beautiful and want to take advantage of my wife under the pretext of asking for a pulse?" ”

Fat Lu just asked casually, but Doctor Zhu was startled, and quickly got up and said, "This little brother, how can you say that?" Zhu is an upright, frank and selfless person, how can he ...... What would you like to do? ”

"Here it is! Over here! At this moment, an angry roar suddenly sounded in front of the restaurant, and then several young men rushed in with sticks, and one of the young men roared angrily: "Old liar surnamed Zhu! Lao Tzu was pitted by you, my daughter-in-law went to see Langzhong just now, and there was no illness, you actually deceived her to cry for a long time, and you held her hand and touched it for a long time! Take advantage of her! If I don't beat you to death today, I won't be Xie! ”

"It's exposed, run!" Doctor Zhu was very cunning, and when he saw that the situation was not right, he quickly ran away, and under the cover of the guests, tables, chairs and benches, he led two sad-faced entourages to escape from the back door with two clicks, and the young man who had been deceived also roared and chased out.

"What a liar." Fat Lu was startled.

"Phew! Old liar! Shang Wanyan, who was almost taken advantage of, blushed all over her face and spat heavily, "It's best not to let your aunt bump into it next time, otherwise you will definitely be pumped all over your face!" ”

"Girl, that old liar forgot a package." A good guest next to him pointed to the table of the liar Doctor Zhu and said, "Take his package, don't be afraid that he won't go to you, and then arrest him and go to the official!" ”

Shang Wanyan turned her head to look, but saw that there was indeed a package on the table that had been forgotten by Divine Doctor Zhu. In anger, Shang Wanyan really picked up the package, threw it into Lu Fatzi's arms, and said angrily: "Take it, if that old liar goes to you, arrest him and go to the official!" ”

"Why bother? People didn't take advantage of you? Fat Lu was a little too lazy to make extraneous branches, but seeing the murderous aura in Shang Wan's beautiful eyes, Fat Lu still shouted obediently: "Shopkeeper, come here!" ”

"Here, what do you command, guest officer?" The shopkeeper ran to the front of him.

"Look at it, be a notary, I'm not coveting that liar's things." Fat Lu opened the package with his hand, and while showing the contents of the package, he said, "You can see what is inside, so that he will not be in arrears when the time comes." If that old liar comes back to you and asks you for a package, you can ask him to go to the palace of the prince of Pingxi outside Xuanwu Gate to find me, my surname is Lu, if he has the courage to ask me for a package, I will return the ....... ”

As he spoke, Fat Lu suddenly stopped, because in addition to a few changes of clothes and pen and ink in the package, there were only two handwritten books, and then seeing the titles of the two books, Fat Lu exclaimed, "Wanyan, that old liar may not have lied to us, he may really be a miracle doctor!" ”

"How do you know?" Shang Wanyan asked curiously.

"Look at these two books." Lu Fatzi flashed the books in his hand and said: "These two books are "Zhongbu Theory" and "Zhongzhi Secretary", as far as I know, these two books were written by a divine doctor named Zhu Fangdan, and this Zhu Fangdan Zhu Shenyi happens to be from Hanyang, Hubei!" The medical skills are unparalleled in the world, and it is definitely the first in the world! ”

"Zhu Fangdan? I've heard his name too! Shang Wanyan was taken aback, and said, "What are you kidding?" That old pervert just now was Zhu Fangdan Zhu Divine Doctor? Are you mistaken? Did he buy these two books on the street to swindle? ”

"Impossible! These two books are handwritten and have not yet been printed. Lu Fatzi shook his head, flipped through the two books again, and exclaimed: "I haven't finished either book!" Can't be wrong, that old liar just now, Bacheng is Zhu Fangdan! ”

"He ......, is he really Zhu Fangdan Zhu Divine Doctor? So what about these things? Shang Wanyan was dumbfounded, and she couldn't imagine that the famous miracle doctor Zhu Fangdan was actually an old pervert who rubbed oil everywhere in the name of diagnosing diseases.

"What to do? Take it away, of course! If he wants to take it back, let him come to me himself! Lu Fatzi stuffed the two books into the package, and said in his heart: "Zhu Fangdan, get your two painstaking manuscripts, I'm not afraid that you won't come to me!" It's really a pillow falling when you sleep, and my army building and salary plan will fall on you if you don't get it! ”

Note: It is convenient to have not seen the friends of the sky, Zhu Fangdan, a famous doctor in the former Qing Kang Mazi period, the first person in the world to discover that the "brain" is the center of thought, rather than the "heart" recognized by traditional medicine, the author of "The Secret Record of the Middle Quality" and other medical masterpieces, there are many discoveries beyond Western medicine, so he offended Kang Mazi who loves Western science very much, Kang Mazi was killed by Kang Mazi himself in 21 years, and the "Secret Record of the Middle Quality" was all burned and is now lost.

(To be continued)