Chapter 46: Do You Really Want People to Eat People?
[Today's first update!] 】
Liu Minghua originally said that there is no "Shenzhao Gong" in the world at all, but now he says that he can quickly practice "Shenzhao Gong" and use it to fight birds?
Now, of course, Lan'er and Le'er don't believe it.
Liu Minghua said with a bitter face: "Although I can quickly practice the 'Divine Illumination Skill', the premise is that if you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace!" This ......"
Le'er was confused and said, "What do you mean?" ”
Lan'er was shocked, flew forward, grabbed Liu Minghua tightly, and said with a big change in her face: "Minghua, don't!" That 'Shen Zhao Gong' must not be practiced! "From the palace, of course Lan'er knows! Are you kidding, your sweetheart wants to go from the palace? It's no wonder that Lan'er is not in a hurry and goes crazy!
Le'er said strangely: "Sister, Brother Minghua wants to practice divine skills, what are you anxious about?" ”
Liu Minghua also smiled evilly: "Yes, Miss Lan'er, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry...... What are you anxious about? ”
Bah, don't say eunuchs! In short, you can't practice that 'Shen Zhao Gong'! Lan'er was in a hurry, her face was flushed, and tears were about to come out!
Liu Minghua saw that Lan'er was really anxious, so it was not good to continue to tease her, so he patted her and said, "Okay, let it go!" You are really not joking, I am such a man, I don't have a group of wives and concubines, how can I be willing to 'self-palace'? Rest assured! I use a mysterious weapon to hit the birds! ”
After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he went into the snow house to look for something.
Lan'er looked at Liu Minghua's back, and said a little distractedly: "Don't be in the palace? Are you kidding me? What the? I even want to have a group of wives and concubines......"
Inside the snow house, Liu Minghua took out a mysterious weapon and said, "Hehe, I don't have magic skills, but this thing should be okay, right?" ”
After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he came out with this mysterious weapon.
"Brother Minghua, what is this?" Le'er was ready to step forward and touch it.
"Don't touch it, it's electrified!" Liu Minghua stopped Le'er and said with a smile: "This weapon is called an electromagnetic gun, which is charged with solar energy. Although there is no sunlight here, natural light is enough to recharge! ”
"Electricity? What is electricity? Lan'er and Le'er didn't understand.
Liu Minghua explained: "Electricity? Do you see lightning when it thunders and rains? That's electricity! In short, electricity, very magical, can do a lot of things! ”
"Ah, Minghua can lead the sky to thunder?" Liu Minghua explained that Lan'er and Le'er didn't particularly understand.
Liu Minghua said angrily: "What kind of thunder leads to the sky, if there is really a thunder coming down, we will be finished a long time ago." I'll charge it first, and we'll see if this electromagnetic gun can hit birds! ”
In the 21st century, science and technology have been very developed, and our Huaxia has long been the first in the world! Therefore, all the weapons carried by Liu Minghua are super high-tech. Although the firing distance of this electromagnetic gun is not very far, it is estimated that it is not a big problem to use it for "electric birds".
After a while, Liu Minghua said: "It's almost charged, two young ladies, you guys hide, don't you want me to pretend to be dead and fight birds?" I'll give it a try! ”
After Liu Minghua finished speaking, he lay down in the snow, ready to wait for the bird to fly down.
Lan'er pulled Le'er and hid in the snow room to watch quietly.
It's just that Liu Minghua waited for a long time, and he couldn't see a single bird flying down.
Half an hour later, Lan'er came out distressed and shouted: "Minghua, get up, this method can't work!" ”
Liu Minghua grinned and stood up from the snow and said, "What's the situation?" I'm pretending to be dead, right? Why didn't the big bird come? Old man Jin, I was really killed by your novel, and I wasted my feelings in vain. ”
Lan'er comforted: "Minghua, since there is no 'Shen Zhao Gong' in the world, then the 'Shen Zhao Gong' thing of beating birds must be nothing, right?" Don't sigh. ”
Liu Minghua sighed and said, "If you don't sigh, you can't do it, expect the eagle eagle to airdrop food to us?" This is simply not realistic. We can eat our food for half a month. However, we will certainly not be able to leave for half a month. So, food is a big deal! Don't expect any yams here, there are weeds under the snow. ”
Lan'er was also melancholy, she didn't have any good ideas, so she could only comfort Liu Minghua for a few words.
On this day, the eagle eagle did not come. Therefore, there is no pheasant that Le'er is looking forward to, let alone the wild boar that Liu Minghua is looking forward to.
By dinner, the atmosphere was a bit dreary. As for the food now, sooner or later, it will be finished, so what will happen in the future?
In the past few days, there has been no entertainment for a few people in the mountains, so Liu Minghua taught Lan'er and Le'er to play poker. Playing cards Liu Minghua still has.
Lan'er and Le'er became obsessed with poker all of a sudden, pestering Liu Minghua to play every day.
In addition to the poker game, several people are also concerned about the growth of the eagle. After a few days, the eagle's wings recovered quickly, but it was still unable to fly.
In the past few days, the big eagle eagle has only appeared once, and he threw some food to the little eagle, but there was nothing to do with Liu Minghua. was so angry that Liu Minghua scolded the eagle eagle for not being righteous and angry, and he didn't save him when he saw death!
When Liu Minghua scolded the eagle eagle for not saving him when he saw death, Su Dingfang was also scolding the army of Biansai for not saving him when he saw death!
I don't know why, the Biansai army didn't come over to look for Liu Minghua, Lan'er, and Le'er together. Hasn't the order come from above? However, Su Dingfang believed that Li Gongzi was also in a hurry, and he would definitely find a way.
After another three days, the Biansai army finally dispatched 5,000 people to carry out a "sweep" on the Tang Dynasty and the Turkic border, but there was no news of Liu Minghua, Lan'er, and Le'er.
Su Dingfang was very anxious now. Looking at the current situation, Liu Minghua and others are a bit "more than lucky"!
If Liu Minghua was on the border, then he would have been found a long time ago.
If Liu Minghua is caught by the Turks, the Turks may ask the Tang Dynasty for money and a change.
Now, aren't these two? Then this proves that Liu Minghua is neither on the border nor captured by the Turks...... This situation is a bit dangerous.
After ten more days of searching, the army still found nothing.
At this time, Su Dingfang received a military order from his superiors to withdraw his troops.
It turned out that seeing the frequent activities of the Tang border army on the border, the Turks mobilized a large army to come. Now the two countries do not want to go to war yet, so the Don army must withdraw.
"Minghua, where are you? The military order is difficult to disobey, the eldest brother is leaving, take care of the brother! You are the 'Son of God,' and you will be able to escape safely!" Su Dingfang knew that Liu Minghua's location must be very secretive, and even if he sent an army of 100,000, he might not be able to find him. Now, it is completely up to Liu Minghua to get out of danger by himself.
After the retreat of the Tang border army, Li Gongzi received an order from his father to return to Chang'an.
But Li Gongzi is dead or alive, he must wait for Liu Minghua and his sister and sister to come back!
Su Dingfang's heart was relieved, if Li Gongzi didn't leave, he would protect Li Gongzi. Su Dingfang didn't want to go back to Chang'an so soon, Liu Minghua and the others still didn't know if they were alive or dead. But so many days have passed, what about Liu Minghua and them?
How are Liu Minghua and others doing now? It's not that good! In the past six months, they have been very hard.
Liu Minghua tried his best, but he couldn't find a way to go down from the steep cliff of the snowy mountain.
Early in the morning, as soon as Liu Minghua opened his eyes, Lan'er whispered: "Minghua, our food ......" Lan'er didn't want to tell Liu Minghua the news.
Liu Minghua rubbed his eyes and smiled bitterly: "Ah, there is still a little ...... to eat."
Liu Minghua took out some food and said: "Well, I know qigong, I can qigong to open the valley, so I didn't eat the food you gave me, now you can take it and eat it, you can eat these for a few more days, right?" ”
"Minghua, how can you be so ......" Lan'er suddenly threw herself into Liu Minghua's arms, tears burst out of her eyes! No wonder Liu Minghua is so weak these days, and he has begun to "sleep lazy" in the morning, it turns out that Liu Minghua is hungry! These foods are at least Liu Minghua's food for ten days, and Liu Minghua hasn't eaten much for about ten days? Lan'er was broken at this time, how could she cry in pain?
Liu Minghua looked at Lan'er in his arms, was stunned for a while, and then reached out and gently hugged Lan'er's shoulder and comforted: "Lan'er, don't cry." I'm really good at qigong, I can just drink water without eating. Eat these foods! Don't we have eagles? The eagle eagle will bring food to the eagle, and maybe the eagle will throw a pheasant at us! ”
Lan'er lay in Liu Minghua's arms and cried: "Minghua, don't comfort me, the big eagle eagle has been in the future for many days, and the little eagle eagle has been forced to forage for food on its own......"
Liu Minghua sneered: "This ...... Eagle Eagle may be busy. It's okay, as long as the little eagle eagle is with us, the eagle eagle is likely to come and bring us food......"
Before Liu Minghua finished speaking, Le'er broke in and said, "Oh no, it's not good, Brother Minghua, little eagle eagle...... It's gone! ”
"Huh?" Liu Minghua and Lan'er were startled, and looked at Le'er at the same time.
Le Er cried: "The little eagle eagle wings are good, last night I heard the little eagle cry a few times and flew away, this morning the little eagle eagle did not come back, it seems that the little eagle eagle will never come back!" Well, sister, Brother Minghua, you ...... You guys hugging each other in broad daylight? I ......"
After Le'er finished speaking, she actually cried, turned around and rushed out of the door! I don't know if it's a crying eagle, or how.
Liu Minghua subconsciously let go of the hand holding Lan'er, and said with an ugly face: "It's over, now, there is no hope!" Do you really want people to eat people? ”