437. Cut it in two, one person in half

A farce on the river finally came to an end, Dong Zhuo's army was defeated, the general Zhang Xiu was captured by Sun Yusheng, Cai Yi was killed by Zu Mao, Jiao Touch and Zhang Nan also died at the hands of Cheng Pu and Sun Shangxiang, and the dozens of building ships just made by the shipwrights were all burned by the Jiangdong sailors.

After the anger was over, there was a burst of sadness, although Dong Zhuo was heartless, but Zhang Xiu was her old courtier, and he had always been loyal to her, this time he was captured by the enemy, he was only afraid that there would be more than one luck, maybe someone would send Zhang Xiu's head in two days.

Dong Zhuo thought of Zhang Xiu's hard work for himself, and couldn't help but feel sad, while ordering the shipwrights to step up shipbuilding, while thinking about what method to use to negotiate with Sun Yu, and think of a way to save Zhang Xiu.

Chibi, Jiangdong Sunjia Water Village.

Sun Yu escorted Zhang Xiu into the camp in Jiangdong, saying that it was held, but in fact, it was not counted, that is, Sun Yu walked in front, Zhang Xiu followed behind, Sun Yu's gentian gun hung behind his back, and Zhang Xiu's Hundred Bird Chaohuang Gun was also handed over by Sun Yu and carried on his back. He had two guns on his back, and he looked very powerful.

Zhang Xiu's body was covered with muddy water, and her face was also painted, like a flower cat, but her eyes were still sharp, and she walked with her head held high, not quite like a prisoner, like a leader who came to inspect the work.

The two walked into the Jiangdong camp together, and the Jiangdong soldiers along the way couldn't help but whisper: "Look, that's Zhang Xiu, the king of guns." ”

"One of Dong Zhuojun's two vanguard generals, he is as famous as Zhang Liao."

"I heard that she is pale gold, why can she be as famous as the pure gold Zhang Liao with a fighting spirit?"

"Are you stupid? Zhang Xiu's marksmanship is very special, and the general with a fighting spirit may not be her opponent. I heard that Zhang Ren, the governor of Sichuan, is the same as her, and he is also excellent in marksmanship, which is enough to challenge the enemy general. ”

"I know, that marksmanship is called the Hundred Birds Chaohuang Marksmanship."

The same discussion was not only going on among the soldiers, but also among the generals of Koto.

Jiangdong is very short of generals who can fight on land, except for the little overlord Sun Ce, who is a golden and vindictive spirit, the land combat ability of other generals is not excellent, and a powerful military general like Zhang Xiu can easily cause the effect of onlookers.

Sun Yu took Zhang Xiu straight into the Chinese army, and entered the camp of the Sun family in Jiangdong, only to see two rows of military generals in the camp, the second young lord Sun Quan sat on the main seat, and the third young lord Sun Shangxiang and the iceberg beauty Zhou Yu stood next to him, and then Zhang Zhao, Gu Yong, Er Qiao and other Wenchen were listed on the left hand, and Cheng Pu, Han Dang, Huang Gai, Zu Mao, Zhou Tai and other generals were listed on the right.

Seeing Sun Yu and Zhang Xiu coming in, Sun Quan moved his butt happily and said, "General Sun has made great contributions again, and he actually caught Zhang Xiu, the general of Dong Zhuojun, this is a big deal." ”

Everyone stared at Zhang Xiu behind Sun Yu, like a zoo visitor watching the gorilla.

After looking at it for a while, Zhang Zhao took the lead and said: "Hey, I also said how amazing Zhang Xiu is, but it doesn't look very good, it's dark and black, like a little flower cat." ”

fainted to death, Sun Yu sweated profusely, Zhang Xiu's fame depends on strength, what does it have to do with appearance? You get to the point for me.

Han Dang on the other side also said: "Look at Zhang Xiu's appearance, he can float away as soon as the wind blows, and there are not a few bones in his whole body, pitiful, haven't you eaten enough since you were a child?" ”

fainted to death, Sun Yu sweated profusely, Zhang Xiu is light and delicate, small and cute, and she is good at marksmanship, skills, not brute force, what do you want to do with strong bones?

Sun Yu thought of this, and suddenly suddenly, these generals in Jiangdong want to give Zhang Xiu a dismount, the best trick to attack a woman is to say that she is not beautiful, China has been up and down for 5,000 years, and what women are most afraid of is nothing more than others saying that she is not beautiful.

In the later life, if you scold a woman for being a fool, it is estimated that a woman with a little cultivation will not bother with you and will not bother with you, and will not bother to pay attention to you. But if you call a woman ugly, this woman promises to hate you for the rest of her life.

The Jiangdong women were obviously using this move to hit Zhang Xiu.

I don't know if Zhang Xiu will be angry, Sun Yu peeked at Zhang Xiu behind him.

But seeing that Zhang Xiu was calm and relaxed, she obviously didn't take Jiangdong's slander to heart, she said calmly: "Hey, I think Jiangdong women are also very ordinary, all of them don't look good." ”

"As a captive, you dare to be hard-mouthed!" Zhang Zhao came out and said: "Look at yourself like you, can you compare to the beauty of our Jiangdong heroes?" Look at the bow waist of our third young master Sun Shangxiang, how charming, look at your waist, hey...... Look at the pretty face of our army staff officer Zhou Yu, your face shape is more than ten times worse than hers, and then look at Jiangdong Erqiao's flower-like beauty, tsk, Zhang Xiu, what face do you have to live in the world, let's wipe your neck quickly. ”

Zhang Xiu snorted and sneered: "I am indeed a prisoner, if you want to kill or chop, I will not frown, but if you have to say that you are beautiful, this will laugh to death." ”

Zhang Xiu said proudly: "Just look at the small breasts of you guys, His Majesty the Witch Emperor of our family disdains to be a woman with you." ”

There was a thud, and the hall was filled with the sound of vomiting blood.

If Zhang Xiu said this three days ago, the Jiangdong women didn't put her words in their ears at all, and would only think that she was bragging, because Dong Zhuo usually doesn't look very big, maybe her obscene clothes have the effect of being tied, but in the reconnaissance video that Sun Yu showed them, Dong Zhuo's pair of breasts that covered the entire screen were too shocking.

Seeing Dong Zhuo's super big buns, the women in Jiangdong are more or less inferior, this embroidered pot is not opened, which pot is too hateful.

The Jiangdong girls wanted to give Zhang Xiu a dismount, but Zhang Xiu rebelled against the army, and suddenly their eyes were red, and they couldn't wait to fly up and bite people.

Zhang Zhao took a step forward and said, "Second young master, this embroidery is too hateful, we should behead her and sacrifice the flag." ”

"Yes, cut it off, hang your head at the door of the water village to show the public."

"Behead it, give it to Dong Zhuo, and demonstrate to her."

"Cut it, see if she can still talk nonsense."

The Jiangdong girls are surging in love, and they have a posture of not killing Zhang Xiu and vowing not to give up.

Sun Quan was silent for a few breaths, she was obviously also troubled by the chest problem, her face was full of indignation, and she waved her hand: "Okay, come on, push Zhang Xiu out and behead it." ”

"If you die, you will die, and if you are afraid of death, you should not be a soldier." Zhang Xiu tilted her head, not caring.

I'm Khan, the girls in this world are good at everything, there is one thing that is not good, that is, it is too cruel, in the past, Miss Gongsun Yue Er also opened her mouth to kill, first to kill Zhang Yan, to cause me to release prisoners privately, and then to kill whoever and who...... Sun Yu hurriedly said loudly: "Wait! I don't agree to kill. ”

"You don't agree? Which green onion do you have? While playing. Xiao Qiao snorted beside him, "There is no place for men to talk here." ”

I'm dizzy, this death is in love with the same surname, she only has women in her eyes, not a man is a person, I will clean you up sooner or later. Sun Yu said depressedly: "Zhang Xiu was captured by me, and I am not from your Jiangdong Sun family, just a guest, Zhang Xiu should be disposed of by my Gongsun Jun." ”

Sun Yu's words made some sense, the Jiangdong girls in the hall were stunned, and they couldn't think of a reason to refute for a while, even Sun Quan was stunned, feeling that Zhang Xiu should indeed be handed over to Sun Yu for disposal.

After a long while, I heard Zhou Yu say coldly: "Although you caught it, but in this battle, our Jiangdong also sent 8,000 soldiers, and a few generals accompanied you to fight to catch Zhang Xiu, if you want to say that the credit is all yours, it is too self-deceptive, Zhang Xiu has half of the disposal rights should belong to our Jiangdong." ”

Uh, it's worthy of Zhou Yu, I can't refute what I said, Sun Yu sweated.

Zhang Zhao saw that Zhou Yu had taken advantage of the reason, and hurriedly interjected: "Isn't that simple, cut Zhang Xiu into two pieces, one for Gongsun Jun to dispose of by himself, and the other for our Jiangdong to dispose of, so it will be fair and reasonable." ”

This is fair and reasonable fart, can you still live if you cut it in half? Sun Yu was furious, you are Zhang Zhao, you actually have such a bad idea and want to trap me, and you will clean you up sooner or later.

A group of Jiangdong girls applauded Zhang Zhao, only Sun Shangxiang and Zu Mao helped Sun Yu and said: "This is not good, you will die if you cut it in two, your method is not fair." ”

After such a fuss, the girls suddenly quarreled on two sides, one side was headed by Zhang Zhao, who insisted on cutting Zhang Xiu in half, and on the other hand, Sun Shangxiang was the leader, thinking that it would be okay to leave this matter to Sun Yu.

After arguing for a long time without results, all the girls turned their heads to look at Sun Quan, waiting for the second young master with the largest position present to get an idea, but Sun Quan was an indecisive girl, she looked left and right, and couldn't make up her mind for a long time...... Depressed, Jiangdong is simply a messy nest, the people in charge are not strong, and the people below are shouting, this place of smoke and miasma is really angry and kills me, looking at Jiangdong's situation, Sun Yu does not dare to arrange Zhang Xiu in the Sun family's prisoner camp, and must find a safe place to settle it.

Sun Yu dragged Zhang Xiu's hand and said, "Don't pay attention to these psychopaths, you go back to my camp with me, I don't believe that these messy people still dare to come and rob my people." ”

Zhang Xiu was dragged by him, but he didn't say a word or struggle, just followed Sun Yu and ran towards his tent.

Zhang Zhao in the back shouted: "Don't run, hand over half of the prisoners." With that, she spread her legs and followed. followed by Gu Yong, Er Qiao and other women, all angry Zhang Xiu said that their breasts were small, and these women's breasts were not as good as Dong Zhuo's, but Dong Zhuo led the army across the river, and they had no temper with Dong Zhuo, so they had to use Zhang Xiu to vent their anger.

A group of people ran to Sun Yu's tent in a hurry, Sun Yu pushed Zhang Xiu into the tent, guarded the door of the tent himself, and said loudly: "Who dares to come in!" ”

"I dare!" Zhang Zhao walked over with his head held high and said, "I still don't believe that you dare to beat me." ”

Sun Yu really didn't dare to beat her, but Zhang Xiu had to be protected, not to mention that she had saved herself and Mimiyan's lives, even if she hadn't saved her, Jiangdong wanted to pull this kind of young girl to behead, and she wouldn't agree.

It seems that he can only play hooligan, Sun Yu took off his thin shirt brushed the ground, revealing his ** upper body, and said loudly: "Girls, I'm going to take off my clothes, do you dare to come in?" ”

"Wow! Rogue! Exhibitionism! Zhang Zhao was shocked.

Hmph, a woman's privilege is to be a scoundrel, and a man's privilege is to be a hooligan.

Zhang Zhao covered up the defeat and retreated, and the Jiangdong girls scattered in a hurry, and after the carving, there was no ghost shadow in front of Sun Yu's tent.

Zhou Yu in the distance shook his head and sighed, "A bunch of idiots. ”

(To be continued)