What kind of style is it to shout that the lord will humiliate the ministers to death, and at the same time threaten the enemy with "if you dare to hit me, I will die for you"? Woman, will you straighten out the logic for me? Sun Yu's head is full of bags.

No matter what, a woman who doesn't talk about logic and reason, it's better to catch it first, Sun Yu danced lightly with the gentian gun in his hand, sprinkled a beautiful gun flower, and posed as if he was going to attack Zhang Xiu.

Zhang Xiu's expression was a little flustered, she jumped up from the deck with a carp, but before she could stand firmly, the big boat shook again, her smooth movements were interrupted instantly, and she fell to the ground with a pop.

"Despicable!" Zhang Xiu said indignantly: "You despicable man, you actually ran to the water to challenge me, trying to take advantage of me, I hate you." ”

Hey, it's obvious that you're here to challenge me, why did I challenge you again? Reason with me! Sun Yu was puzzled in his heart: I always thought that Zhang Xiu was a very reasonable woman, why is she so weird today?

In fact, this is because Sun Yu doesn't understand women's hearts, women are creatures, no matter how reasonable, when facing the man they like, they have to make a little surname mess around, in fact, they know that they are unreasonable when they spoof, but they prefer to do this, this is a woman's privilege, and it will remain unchanged.

At such times, men cannot reason with them, but can only comfort them with gentle words, say some kind words, or buy her something delicious and buy beautiful clothes...... In short, it is to make her happy! The more reasonable, the worse!

Fortunately, Sun Yu has long been accustomed to the unreliability of women in this world, and he didn't want to reason with Zhang Xiu, in later generations, Sun Yu is a doer, and he doesn't like to turn his lips, since the other party is unreasonable, the easiest way is to fight!

If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house and uncover the tiles! There is a certain truth in this, throughout the ages, men have summed up the most unreasonable way to deal with unreasonable women, which is to beat.

Of course, beating a woman is a serious low-level behavior, and normal men in later generations do not despise doing this, and Sun Yu's "beating" is not beating in the traditional sense, but "defeating".

Hundreds of birds flew in shock, and the shadow of the guns in the sky exploded in front of Sun Yu and attacked Zhang Xiu.

Zhang Xiu half lay on the deck, straightened her upper body, and hurriedly parried with all her strength, her marksmanship was better than Sun Yu's, but that was the situation of standing, marksmanship is an art, not only the movement of arms, shoulders, and wrists, but also with footwork, waist horses, when using marksmanship on a war horse, but also with horsepower, habitual surname...... But if you sit on the deck and use marksmanship, the power of marksmanship will be greatly reduced.

Zhang Xiu began to be depressed as soon as she made a move, her copycat version of the Seven Probe Snake Disc Gun could have been used three times, but when she was sitting, she could only use one probe, which was not good, Zhang Xiu quickly changed her tricks, and changed back to her own good Hundred Birds Chaohuang marksmanship.

She and Sun Yu have fought twice, the first time Sun Yu didn't know marksmanship, only knew how to stab, so he was easily defeated by Zhang Xiu, the second time in Chen Liu, Sun Yu's Hundred Birds Chaohuang marksmanship can already use more than half of the power, but it is still not Zhang Xiu's opponent.

Zhang Xiu thought to herself: I am half sitting on the ground, although the Hundred Birds Chaohuang marksmanship cannot be used to make a perfect version, but as long as I can stab more than 70 shots, it is enough to defeat Sun Yu, don't be afraid! I'm not afraid of him! I'm going to help Your Majesty get angry and teach this voyeur a hard lesson.

When I defeat him, shall I kill him, or shall I take him to be castrated by His Majesty? Belch...... It seems that both of these plans are wasteful, although this voyeur blew up my lungs, but after all, he is the only man I can look up to in the world, depressed, after defeating him, I will teach him a lesson, and then secretly let him go.

By the way, after letting him go, His Majesty will definitely be angry and will kill me, should I elope with him?

Elopement, noun, verb, means two people who love each other, escape from their families and society, and go to the far north to live a hard life.

Cough...... Zhang Xiu's face turned red, and he thought: If the north can't succeed, you have to flee to the south.

Zhang Xiu's cranky thoughts were interrupted at this point, because she was surprised to find that Sun Yu's Hundred Birds Chaohuang marksmanship was neutral, and a full hundred shots had reached Dacheng!

"Impossible!" Zhang Xiu was shocked, it's only been a few months, this man has actually practiced the Hundred Birds Chaohuang marksmanship? Last time in Chenliu, he was just a beginner.

The seventy shots stabbed by Zhang Xiu were easily cracked by Sun Yu, and at the same time, Sun Yu's counterattack had already reached her.

Zhang Xiu didn't have time to parry, so he had to learn Sun Yu's method last time, rolled on the spot, and dodged away in embarrassment.

The last time in Shouchun, Zhang Xiu forced Sun Yu to roll all over the ground, but this time it was Sun Yu who forced Zhang Xiu to roll all over the ground, it was really feng shui in turn, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi.

Sun Yu smiled evilly and watched Zhang Xiu rolling, and he also felt like a world away, but he didn't have the kind of schadenfreude mentality of revenge, this delicate gun king girl once spared him and Mimiyan's life, so Sun Yu had a good impression of her and never thought of bullying her. Even if Zhang Xiu didn't roll around with the shot just now, Sun Yu wouldn't really stab her.

However, after seeing Zhang Xiu rolling, his face was full of mud and dust, and the silk was scattered, Sun Yu felt a little funny, the deck of the ship was patronized by rockets not long ago, in order to extinguish the fire, the sailors splashed water everywhere, and the mud feet stepped on and stepped on, so the deck of [***] was full of muddy water and gray smoke, Zhang Xiu rolled a body of muddy water, and now he has completely become a little flower cat.

Fortunately, her clothes were originally black, otherwise I don't know what would have become.

Sun Yu sighed and said, "Miss Zhang, you see how dirty you are, don't fight, go home and take a shower." ”

Not to mention that it is okay to take a bath, as soon as he said to take a bath, Zhang Xiu remembered that Dong Zhuo was peeped, and said angrily: "Take a bath? You still have the face to tell me to take a bath, there is you voyeur across the river, now the female general in our army, who else dares to take a bath? ”

Sun Yu: "......"

"It's a misunderstanding, I can explain it, ahem...... I promise you'll never peek in the shower, never! Sun Yu said seriously.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiu was even more angry: "What? Are you interested in peeking at Your Majesty taking a bath, don't you want to see me take a bath? Is my Zhang Xiu so ugly? ”

I fainted, Sun Yu quickly changed his words and said: "No, I'm very interested, I'll definitely come to take a peek when you take a bath!" ”

Zhang Xiu was so angry that she was about to faint, and scolded: "You voyeur, you blatantly said that you were going to peek at me taking a bath, and you were angry with me." ”

I'm dizzy, my mom, my aunt, what is the standard answer? Do you want to come and peek or do you want to come and peek? Do you give a hint or not? Sun Yu was almost dizzy.

At this time, Zhang Xiu struggled to stand up again, she held him in both hands, stabbed Sun Yu angrily, and shouted: "Voyeur, I fought with you." ”

Alas, I don't have too many nicknames, what a pet escape, fake seriousness, tearing demon, and now there are more voyeurs, you women are too bullying, don't force me to make a trick!

Zhang Xiu's vague footsteps stabbed in front of Sun Yu, Sun Yu waved his gun indignantly, Zhang Xiu, whose strength was greatly reduced, was not Sun Yu's opponent at all, and this time her gun momentum was disrupted.

Taking advantage of the chaos of Zhang Xiu's marksmanship, Sun Yu no longer gave Zhang Xiu the opportunity to roll on the ground, just kidding, he is an expert in rolling on the ground, how can he give his opponent a chance to roll. He approached Zhang Xiu's body with an arrow step, and reached out to grab Zhang Xiu's wrist holding the gun.

Zhang Xiu, like Tong Yuan, is a skill-based general, with very little strength, and his closeness is greater than his strength, which is Sun Yu's opponent, as soon as he was grabbed by the wrist, he couldn't break free immediately. She hurriedly flew up and wanted to kick Sun Yu away, but unexpectedly, Sun Yu grabbed her waist like lightning, and then dragged her into her arms, sticking very close, as soon as the two got close, Zhang Xiu's kick naturally lost its power and became an itch for Sun Yu.

"What are you going to do? You voyeur! Zhang Xiu was flustered in her heart, she had grown so big, she had never been so close to a man, not to mention that this man was still the man she secretly liked in her heart.

"You're now captured by me." Sun Yu said seriously.

Zhang Xiu struggled desperately, just like Xiahou Lan who Sun Yu grabbed during the Battle of Bowangpo, twisting around like a fish.

The last time Sun Yu threatened Xia Houlan and said that he would tear her clothes, Xia Houlan quieted down, but the last time he did it caused serious sequelae, making Xia Houlan always think that he liked to tear people's clothes, which was a misunderstanding.

Sun Yu didn't want to use such a method to deal with his sister again, so he changed his vicious tone and said to Zhang Xiu: "Don't struggle anymore, otherwise I will kill you." ”

"Death is death!" Zhang Xiu struggled angrily: "The lord humiliates the ministers to death, you bully my majesty, I don't want to live, if you have the courage, you will kill me, see if I frown." ”

Uh, the trouble is coming, of course Sun Yu can't kill Zhang Xiu, how can this girl be regarded as a life-saving benefactor for herself and Mimiyan, if you really want Sun Yu to kill, that's a hundred refusals, but it's not a way for her to keep making trouble with herself like this.

Forget it, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, spoof. Sun Yu said viciously: "Don't struggle anymore, or I'll peek at you taking a bath tonight." ”

Zhang Xiu was startled, her body was hard as if she had been hit by an acupoint, and then she softened again, and she really didn't struggle anymore. This threat is not small, Sun Yu's "reconnaissance" is completely uncrackable, if he really wants to peek at Zhang Xiu taking a bath, she doesn't know what to do, she can't really never take a bath.

Zhang Xiu said hatefully: "If you dare to peek at me taking a bath, I will die to show you." ”

"Okay, I don't watch, as long as you don't struggle."

"If you don't want to peek at me taking a bath, I'll die for you."

“……”

Sun Yu finally understood now, and he said depressedly: "I understand, I really want to peek at you taking a bath, but I promise not to peek, so it's always okay, right?" ”

"That's pretty much it." Zhang Xiu's body was weak and he became a prisoner resignedly.

(To be continued)