Brother dung, the name can't be said as usual, after all, he is now the father of the two children, if this is a careless and let the children know the legend of Brother dung back then, I am afraid that Brother Dung will have to come all the way to Hunan to kill me and vent his anger!

It can only be said that Brother Dung is a standard Mongolian man. A yak-like frame, with small Luo hoop legs that have been practiced since childhood horseback riding. Habitually swaying when walking, from the back it looks like a little bit of an official.

When Brother Dung was in the army, he was also a master of technology. I won't talk about what I'm good at. In short, at that time, Brother Dung had served for a few years, got a volunteer soldier's epaulette to hang, and went back and forth in various companies every day to do some work, and then went to the company headquarters and battalion headquarters to eat some food, and lived a very comfortable life.

Of course, because Brother Dung's skills are really solid, the commanders of each company will always raise their hands when they see Brother Dung coming to eat: "Correspondent, explain the meat dishes of the cooking class, Brother Dung ate in the company today!" ”

And Brother Dung is not hypocritical, every time he follows the correspondent into the cooking class of each company, from the boss of the cook to the rookie who helps the cook below, first scatter a round to lengthen Hongta Mountain, and then raise his hand: "That rib...... And that tenderloin, is it delicious when it is braised or stewed? ”

At this time, the boss of the cooking master also took a cigarette in his mouth and bared his teeth: "Go out...... Can you still starve when you come to Lao Tzu's territory? Let's go to the company and wait for ready-made food with peace of mind! ”

Just because Brother Dung is diligent in each company, and the recruits are all from the trivial work of helping the cook, over time, there may be recruits who don't know the head of the group and the seats, but no one doesn't know the famous Brother Dung.

This has also laid a solid foundation for the wide dissemination of Brother Dung's deeds!

Brother dung back then, in fact, did not have such a deafening nickname as Brother dung. When the recruits saw it, they just respectfully called the veterans hello.

But I can't stand Brother Dung After he became a volunteer, he accidentally injured his hand while working, and when he went to the health team to bandage it, he met a female student of the health team!

One is a veteran volunteer, and the other is a cadet who can be promoted immediately after the internship, and after the two of them look at each other, most of the leaders of the troops are also blind and will not be too obsessed.

In those years, it was already a difficult problem for soldiers to find a wife. can have such a pair of internal digestion, as long as you don't play any demon moths, it's too late for the commander of the army to be happy!

But a person in love, he always thinks about meeting each other, isn't he?

During the day, Brother Dung and the female cadet each have their own jobs, and it is not a place in the army where they can visit at any time, and the opportunity for the two to meet is rare.

At night......

Not to mention, in our unit, fixed sentry posts, swimming sentry posts, open sentry posts, and dark sentry posts are arranged all over the mountains, and you can hear the sound of sentries asking for passwords when you go out to the toilet as soon as it gets dark!

How can there be a place for people to fall in love?

In this environment, the two men and women who are in love have long been suffocating their hearts and lungs!

So......

After a long time, Brother Dung also came up with ideas for activities. Every day in the middle of the night, after the cadres finished checking the shop, Brother Dung quietly got up from the bed, tiptoed around the various sentry posts and rushed to the bottom of the window of the female soldier dormitory of the health team and knocked on the window.

Then, the window of the female soldier's dormitory will be wide open, and a female student will come out of the window, and with the help of Brother Dung, she will run to the roof of the dormitory, and the two will lean on the chimney on the roof, talk about life, talk about ideals, and look forward to the future.

Strictly speaking, Brother Dung went out to fall in love with a female student, even if the company commander didn't know about it, the brothers in a squad also knew about it. But just looking at the real match between Brother Dung and the female student, everyone pretended to be stupid and didn't say anything, and even every time Brother Dung went out, the snoring of the eleven soldiers in the entire class could be shocking.

And the female soldiers are even more direct.

The female soldier, who is originally very related to romance and other feelings in her bones, watches a stupid old man cross the blockade line to fall in love every day, and she is afraid that she will have long linked the feat of Brother Dung with Romeo's night detective Juliet.

Every night, as soon as the movement of knocking on the window sounded, the female soldiers all got up one by one, and the one who moved the stool and put his arm around the female student was sent out of the window.

But as the old saying goes, you can't play a trick for long!

One day, a new health officer got up at night to check the sentry, and suddenly he saw a black shadow on the roof!

At this moment, the new officer was hairy at that time!

At that time, the environment near the troop station was sensitive, and although there were certainly no people who secretly camped out the village, it was not uncommon for people to sneak into the troop compound while it was dark to steal some chicken and dog pieces.

No one has ever succeeded, but ......

In the health team, there are female soldiers!

As soon as he thought of this, the new officer didn't say a word, and directly rushed to the sentry post and dragged the siren!

The entire camp was suddenly boiling!

What is the concept of a fully trained unit and a combat unit?

Maybe you can only use the word pillow to describe it slightly, right?

The soldiers, who slept with one eye open, immediately rushed out of their respective barracks, and rushed to their predetermined positions with their guys in tow.

It's Brother Dung, don't be in a hurry, first send the frightened female student back to the dormitory from the window, and then unhurriedly look at the flashlight around him that is faintly encircling, and then jump directly from the roof to the roof of another company's dormitory!

The houses in Xinjiang are basically flat-roofed houses. Except for a few chimneys standing on the roof, there is nothing superfluous, which can be described as a flat river.

Although Brother Dung's specialty is not tossing and turning, it is really not difficult to run a few roofs in the dark night of the moonlight!

But all the posts in the camp are designed by professional soldiers, and this kind of emergency situation has long been considered.

Although Brother Dung is scurrying back and forth on the roof, those flashlights that keep swinging have tightly controlled Brother Dung's range of activities to a rather narrow area!

Seeing that there was no hope of escaping, it is estimated that Brother Dung was also thinking that he would be embarrassed if he was caught?

Anyway, according to the sentries who were present at the time, they heard a Mongolian Mandarin shouting on the roof of the black rumbling sound: "Go ...... I'm ......"

Then there was a muffled pop, and the black shadow on the roof disappeared directly into the only gap in the flashlight encirclement!

Later, in the round-up, the little brothers of several companies were all unanimous - no suspicious targets were seen!

But in the company where Brother Dung stayed back then, there were many people running around the water tank in the middle of the night to fetch water with buckets. Especially in Brother Dung's class, the smell of dung in a room has not dispersed for a week.......

The talkative brother said that in the middle of the night, he saw Brother Dung kicking open the door with a lot of dung, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "What the ...... Hurry up and fetch me water...... I fuck through...... Lao Tzu should have remembered that the place was a dung pit behind a toilet......"

Although the commander of the army may not know the customs of Brother Dung that night, the little brothers below all knew about Brother Dung's feat that night the next morning!

jumped into the dung pit in the middle of the night, and then stinking all the way back to the company, those sentries recognized Brother Dung, and wanted to save some face for Brother Dung before they really started to arrest him.

It's not a mistake of principle, it's not interesting to have to go online and alarm the head of the group. Anyway, the big guy looks up and doesn't see what he looks down, so it's better to be forgiving and forgiving!

But the story about Brother Dung is naturally to be shared with the other brothers in the company in the midst of squeezing eyebrows and making eyes.

Coincidentally, less than two weeks after Brother Dung made a joke, a group of veterans from other units came to Brother Dung's company. Two of them also happened to be fellow villagers of Brother Dung's banner, and the same batch wore military uniforms.

After the lights were turned off, the boss of the cook, who was also a Mongolian man, contributed a few dishes, and a few Mongolian men also lit candles, lowered their throats and drank a little wine.

They are all rectal gentlemen, and they are all heroes who grew up drinking mare's milk wine, and a few bottles are enough for ordinary people to drink two weeks of Elite song, but there is no trickle left in more than an hour.

At this moment, a group of Mongolian men have a feeling of not having fun......

At this moment, as the host, Brother Dung naturally stood up without giving up, grabbed a handful of money from the personal belongings cabinet with one hand, and pointed to a few Mongolian fellows who were smacking their mouths with the other: "Don't move places!" I... Go and come! ”

As soon as the words fell, Brother Dung pushed open the door and went straight to the gap in the courtyard wall of the company, and a harrier turned over and climbed out directly from the courtyard wall.

Five kilometers outside the courtyard wall, there is a small village, and there is a commissary in that place, which everyone has seen when they are running on weekdays.

On weekdays, soldiers who are addicted to alcohol and provoke greed occasionally take advantage of the fact that the cadres have just finished the roll call to go out to buy some cigarettes, alcohol, snacks and the like. Anyway, it's only a ten-kilometer journey back and forth, and a group of military masters who have practiced all day long are also kung fu who walk their legs, and the things are bought, which is not too out of the circle.

In the same way, the company cadres don't care much.

They all came here when they were soldiers, and they knew the truth that soldiers were idle and chaotic, and they knew that the little brothers below had a hard time. Is it a harmless little trick to come up with an idea once in a while......

To quote the sentence that the head of the group said back then - who hasn't been young?

But......

can only say that Brother Dung has a bad year?

On that day, it happened that the garrison headquarters and the sentries of various units were conducting a big patrol, and a group of new recruits of the garrison headquarters wearing small steel helmets and carrying electric batons happened to be patrolling the fence of the barracks.

The recruits of the garrison headquarters are usually a third-level officer, and when they see an officer wearing non-standard leather shoes shopping on the street, they can go up to the street to make people take off their shoes and stand in a military posture, and then notify the boss of the subordinate unit to come and receive people......

That's not to mention catching a soldier who slipped out of the company in the middle of the night!

At that time, it was the flashlight that was bright and shouted and rushed up!

This is also Brother Dung is old when he is a soldier, and his reaction is quite fast, when he lands, he sees a lot of people around him, and he doesn't want to turn his head and run along the outer wall of the army compound!

Not to mention, if this is caught, in the middle of the night, the commander of the unit will be called to lead the people......

It's not a big deal, but it's ugly after all, isn't it?

But just after drinking wine in the middle of the night, and Brother Dung's physical fitness is really not as good as those recruits who practice basic military qualities every day, he has only been running for five minutes, and Brother Dung already feels that the footsteps behind him are getting closer and closer!

Seeing that he was about to be caught, Brother Dung suddenly saw that there was a gap in the wall in front of him that had been soaked in snow?

It is estimated that Brother Dung at that time didn't have time to think about it, let alone think about it, so he immediately shouted: "Leave you...... I'm ......"

This time, it fell into the manure pit of the engineering company......

Moreover, at that time, the boss of the engineering company happened to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and he saw Brother Dung with his head into the dung pit......

Since then, Brother Dung has become famous!

After a few years, Brother Dung will also change jobs.

With his beloved female student, he returned to his lovely Inner Mongolia prairie.

It is said to be assigned directly to the Department of Environmental Health.

Supervisor...... Excavation ......

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