Speaking of the three jumpers, it is estimated that this thing is famous all over the world, in addition to the fact that once the thing is activated, it is like a serial cannon, thanks to Mr. Guo Degang's cross talk.

And there are not a few people who have seen or even played three jumpers.

But there are three jumpers in human flesh, and it is estimated that there are not many people who can see or even hear of it.

This is when I first went to Xinjiang to serve as a soldier, there was really no gastrointestinal disorder in my diet.

After all, when I was a child, my mother was a nurse, and I usually paid attention to the reasonable combination of meals. In addition, I also learned how to make some Shandong noodles from my grandparents, and I have long been able to get used to the different tastes of food in the north and south.

So when many comrades-in-arms in Hunan were not used to eating big steamed buns and Shandong comrades-in-arms were not used to eating rice, the bald man I was holding a large bowl of gruel full of military gruel in my left hand, and holding the big steamed buns made by the two troops in my right hand, and I was very happy to eat.

There is absolutely no problem for the troops to eat and be full, but eat well......

I guess I can't talk about it!

It's like a certain period of time, and the company doesn't know what's going on, breakfast is pickled garlic, lunch and dinner dishes are all vegetarian fried artichoke eggs, and they have been eaten for two weeks.

Eating too many artichoke eggs, coupled with the excessive amount of activity caused by military training, caused by strong gastrointestinal function......

That situation is almost the same as when Mr. Mao was in Xibaipo, because of the lack of food, he could only rely on black beans to satisfy his hunger!

Especially when you get up early and run in the morning, a group of elite men carry a full set of equipment to refresh their minds for five kilometers, which was originally a scene of the majestic iron horse Jingo breaking the morning light.

But after a night's sleep, there is really a lot of gas produced by fermentation in the stomach, plus high-speed running......

The queue is everywhere, giving people the feeling that it is really rushing past a three-jumper!

Anyway, every time I come back five kilometers in the morning, the little brother at the end of the team can scold at the top of the team: "You guys in front of you don't let people live?" It's all in time for gas tolerance training...... The face is called smoked fat......"

But no one has a problem!

Being a soldier is a hard-working job, is it still up to the soldiers to pick their mouths?

Originally, this matter was laughing and laughing within the company, and it passed.

But one morning, when the brothers walked out with their equipment, they happened to bump into a group of female college students trained by the health team.

Looking back on it now, is that really a happy situation?

A group of bald men carried backpack rifles, their steps were neat, their eyes were firm, and the sound of loud and serial farts was even louder......

Anyway, at that time, the female college students in their forties and fifties immediately laughed and broke up in formation.

Among them, there is a sharp-toothed and sharp-mouthed takeaway who likes to be cheap, and he also opened his throat to give his brothers an evaluation: "The car is broken, hey...... The exhaust pipe is clogged hey......"

This is why our company has hard training and strict rules......

Otherwise, I guess we would have been so angry that we would have been in formation at that time!

It's too much of a face......

Back in the company, the brothers were a little angry at that time.

Doesn't it say that half a pound plus four taels of non-staple food is rationed?

Didn't you say that there were meat, eggs, and soy products?

Why are we artichoke eggs every day?

Could this be ...... Withheld military salaries?

Now that I think about it, those messy thoughts at that time were because I had just joined the army not long ago, and my mind was still relatively chaotic, and there were still many thoughts that should not be thought about.

And the more I think about it, the more it looks like it's true!

Especially a few of us who are deputy squad leaders, even more lively thoughts pop up in our heads!

Some people say, let's go and report it to the political commissar, right?

But there was a rebuttal at once - what about the evidence?

Others say that it is better to ...... Let's go directly to the company headquarters to protest?

Immediately the rebuttal popped up - protest what? Just because you like to fart?

Just as we were talking about this, the clerk outside blew the whistle and called all the squad leaders and deputy squad leaders to go to the company headquarters and hold a company meeting!

Tonal ......

Ben Bald frowned, and the bad idea came to his heart!

After muttering a few words, a group of recruits and deputy squad leaders ran to the company headquarters with their ponies in a serious manner.

As usual, it is an excerpt from the song before the meeting - "Learning from Lei Feng's Good Example"!

At that time, the singing voice and various accompaniment notes were as follows - learn from Lei Feng...... Burst...... Example...... Burst...... Loyal to ...... Burst...... The Revolution is Loyal to ...... Burst...... The party, love and hate...... Burst... Don't forget your roots and take a firm stand...... Burst...... Fight...... Burst... Strong, ...... position Burst... Firmness...... Burst...... Fighting spirit...... Puff puff......

After singing, the deputy squad leaders of the recruits did not squint, their faces were resolute, and they thought that they had achieved the purpose of protest with a wordless struggle!

At that time, the company commander didn't say anything, the instructor didn't say anything, and even the squad leaders didn't say anything!

That is, according to the rules, even the work arrangements for the next part of the meeting, and there are still some small work links that need attention, and the meeting will be dismissed.

But the next day, everyone had meat in their bowls.

Although it is still fried meat with artichoke eggs, at least I have seen the meat.

Later, a veteran talked to our gang of recruits and brought it up.

At that time, the company had just been formed, and all kinds of logistical relationships had not yet been straightened out, and even those artichoke eggs were borrowed from other old companies.

On the night when we made a fuss about the demon moth, the company commander and the instructor, as well as the secretary and the boss of the cook, all took out the silver from their pockets and went to the military service club the next day to get half a fan of pork.

In the next few days, the instructor rode the borrowed bicycle, ran back and forth in and out of countless departments inside and outside the camp, pretending to smile and slap the table and play scoundrels in every possible way, and finally got all the relationships done in the shortest possible time!

It was January in Xinjiang, and the snow was knee-high!

At that time, the instructor had severe arthritis and old stomach problems, and he tied a hot water bottle to his stomach with an armed belt, and his legs could not be bent with knee pads, but he still did not stop running.

- I can't watch my soldiers being laughed at!

So says the instructor!

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