Chapter 551: Master
Although Zhou Jun is not good at learning, he is also a person who often reads electronic product evaluations. Therefore, it is excellent for him to choose a suitable evaluator to entrust him with the important task of holding the Mirror Carnival.
In order to better complete the tasks assigned by the boss, Zhou Jun has been diligently watching videos made by various technology enthusiasts recently, and he has been watching them since he returned to China.
Because the security check on the plane is relatively strict, Zhou Jun returned to China by cruise. He was not short of money, because Saber had bought a bank card for him on the black market in New Zealand, and put 500,000 dollars into the card for him to pay for his activities and activities.
Life on a luxury cruise ship is very good, drinking coffee, looking at the sea, and when you are bored, you use a virtual computer projected on the retina to watch videos online and pick out the anchor.
Others see him as lonely, but in fact, Zhou Jun's cruise life is very fulfilling.
The most rare thing is that Zhou Jun is in a good mental state now, because he sleeps well. The electronic lifeform in his brain has half the computing power of Saber and is also very intelligent, blocking out all light and sound when he sleeps, allowing him to sleep peacefully.
Nightmares are already a distant thing for Zhou Jun, because the electronic life will play beautiful and bright images when he dreams of unpleasant things, and snuff out the signs of nightmares.
However, the electronic life form can only roughly identify the mental state of the human body, otherwise it can be found that what Zhou Jun is most afraid of is the suspicious "Demon of Fear".
The sleeping environment is good, the dream is good, and he can wake up naturally, and the next day Zhou Jun was full of energy. If he had been in such good shape when he was in school before, he wouldn't have to buy a fake diploma.
Having computing power does not mean having intelligence, and this is all after Zhou Jun contacted Li Xiantai, and Saber was instructed by Li Xiantai to give him the benefit of his faithful younger brother.
There were so many beautiful girls on the cruise ship, Zhou Jun didn't go to talk to him, but tried hard to look through the video to find the anchor, Li Xian was too satisfied and decided to surprise Zhou Jun again.
After Zhou Jun watched a video, suddenly the sky and the earth changed, and there was a rumbling hoof sound on the sea level, such a magical scene, Zhou Jun was startled at first, and then affirmed that this was another illusion, because except for him, all the tourists behaved as usual.
When he saw a rugged magnified giant in a bullock cart speeding from the air, Zhou Jun finally put his mind at ease, and a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The Divine Ox's car soared into the clouds and fog and came not far in front of Zhou Jun, and the giant of Yao Ming's height grinned and spoke: "Hello, Master!" β
Zhou Jun: "What do you call me?" "His English is so bad that even the Master doesn't know what it means.
The giant raised his eyebrows: "Master, what does the master mean, master, you are really not interesting, you don't even know the master, you should learn a foreign language well." β
Zhou Jun blinked: "I still don't understand." β
Giant: "Okay. It's normal not to understand.,After all, it's a game of Saber.,And you don't watch Japanese comics.γ Let's put it this way, Saber is Li Xiantai's demon, I am your demon, you can call me Rider, I am the assistant that Li Xiantai summoned to you, and I can help with any intellectual activities in the future, and look up information on the Internet or something. β
Zhou Jun laughed: "Look at your reckless appearance, fighting is a good hand, your thick fingers, I'm afraid the typing is not smooth!" All right...... What does Rider mean? β
Rider: "Rider is the rider, Saber is the sword wielder, of course, these are just nicknames, it doesn't make much sense, that comic is this setting, it's just because the art style is very appreciated that Saber uses the image in this comic to make the image of our virtual world." β
Zhou Jun: "I see, uh...... I think about what I'm doing right now, like watching some review videos to find the right people to do the developer talk at Mirror Fiesta, what can you help me do? β
Rider: "I can help you make a ranking of the top 10 evaluators, collect their resumes, remove the bragging elements in the resumes, and condense them into dry materials for you to read, and you can also make a list of their masterpieces, each of which may be very long, or I can condense the excerpt for 5 minutes."
I think you can find someone you can trust in an hour, and then I can send them an email for you, and there aren't many things that require you to come out in person. β
Zhou Jun felt that he was liberated in an instant, which was really happy. He said happily: "Then you can start immediately, how much time will it take?" β
Rider: "The number jΓΉ finishing process has started, please give me 10 minutes in the meantime, you can have another cup of coffee!" β
Zhou Jun nodded, it feels so good to be a Master.
Rider took out a huge 29-inch computer from his bullock cart and began to plop to work, a Spartan gladiator-like figure acting as a little secret, which was extremely moving, if he were a real person, Zhou Jun, the master, would be moved to make him a cup of coffee.
Rider will also give Zhou Jun a bigger surprise, because Zhou Jun is not strong and does not work hard, and as a result, his foreign language is not good, and the cruise ship is almost full of foreigners, and the food sold is almost incomprehensible. The previous Zhou Jun could only look at what others ordered in embarrassment.
Now Rider will project the Chinese translation of the name on the menu on his retina in time, and it is really puzzling that there is a small line of description, not only with pictures, but also ratings on review sites. It's almost impossible to have enough visibility and reviews for the menu on a cruise ship.
But Rider will find the corresponding recipes from similar reviews of other restaurants, which is really intimate, and this is the exciting service for users. At this time, Zhou Jun knew what Master's life was.
When ordering at noon, Zhou Jun confidently walked to the authentic French restaurant that seemed to only have French, and when he tried to order with the French pronunciation that Rider transmitted to his eardrums, the French chef couldn't help but praise: "Chinese, good!" β
Because these tourists, mainly New Zealanders, can not pronounce quasi-French pronunciation.
Don't say it, although Zhou Jun's learning ability is average, his ability to imitate speech is first-class, and the phonetics that Rider sent to his ears are decent, which scared the French chef.
And Zhou Jun has two African girls next to him, although they know a little French, their pronunciation is despised by the French chef, and they can't understand it, they can only see how other people's orders are like Zhou Jun did before.
Because Zhou Jun's "French" was praised by the chef, they took Zhou Jun's order as the best product. But they ordered more, and one of the girls was in a hurry, and said to Zhou Jun in her magical French: "Xiansen! Can you help us order a few more dishes? Our princess has a lot of pot friends! β
"Princess?" Thinking that there was an African princess also on the boat, Zhou Jun was also drunk.
The two African girls said a few African place names in a row, the princess of the *%Β₯* tribe. Unfortunately, Zhou Jun didn't know any of them, even if Rider reluctantly translated them into Chinese, he still didn't know them.
On a whim, Zhou Jun said in his freshly fried French: "You take me to see your princess, and I'll help you order, hehe." "I really didn't expect to order food and use it to threaten people.
The African girl reluctantly said, "That needs the consent of our princess." She thought that Zhou Jun had heard of the fame of their princess, but in fact, Zhou Jun was just curious, the most beautiful thing in his heart was an oriental beauty like Xiaojuan, and he was not interested in dark-skinned girls.
Okay, without further ado, in short, I want to help the two black girls first, the princess is big, and if you don't see it, you can only resign yourself to fate.
The group was very poor in both English and French, and Her Royal Highness unexpectedly agreed to join the stranger "French Expert" for lunch.
Zhou Jun went happily.
Worldwide, African girls are not so good-looking and sexy in the eyes of men, including in the eyes of African men, which is a good thing that well-known media have investigated.
But...... When Zhou Jun saw this dark-skinned princess, he was shocked. It's true...... It's really beautiful.
The black princess is not so dark, it seems that the blood is pure, but it is probably not close to the equator, and if it is the southernmost African, the climate of Cape Town is still called the Mediterranean climate, otherwise where would the British occupy?
The princess covered half of her face with a thin veil of reticulation, but her veil was transparent, not only did not hide her beautiful face, but added a little mystery and nobility.
Her silhouette is so beautiful, this may make it unprecedented in this life that a black girl paper will make Zhou Jun feel "beautiful".
Zhou Jun unconsciously compared Wang Juan with this beautiful black princess, and the result was ...... Of course, Sister Xiaojuan, who haunts him, is better, but the Lun family is Her Royal Highness the Princess, so this is also a big "selling point".
Zhou Jun, who had never seen the world, how could he dare to look at the girl with wide eyes before? And it's a princess, not only a princess, but also a black princess in Africa, what if the family is a cannibal tribe? Only Zhou Jun, who has experienced life and death and incredible adventures, can slowly eliminate the original inferiority complex and feast his eyes on the African princess.
"Your Royal Highness, it's an honor to meet you!" Zhou Jun even stuttered a little when he spoke, and he didn't speak much French.
Suddenly, the sky was thundering, the car of the sacred cow started, and the obviously heartless Rider rushed over and said loudly in his rough voice: "Haha, Master, someone has already replied, and the evaluator you admire the most is willing to go to Guangzhou to talk to you!" β
Yes, when the translated Rider and the Rider riding the sacred cow belong to two threads, the Rider, who is not as intelligent as Saber, doesn't know that the Master is shaking at the black princess's heart, and he drives the ox cart over with a big grin, Zhou Jun can't wait to slap this Servant to death, if he has this ability. R1148