Chapter 552: Solomon
In order to maintain the noble dignity of Her Royal Highness the princess, Zhou Jun naturally couldn't drop the chain at this critical moment, he had to ignore Rider's storage, but Rider had already broken the translation thread, and without translation, Zhou Jun was beaten back to his original form, a stupid boy who couldn't understand anything.
Now Zhou Jun is no longer the original timid and afraid master, he saw that Rider actually stopped his translation, regardless of the consternation of the people present, yelled at Rider's ox cart: "Translate for me, don't interrupt me to talk to others!" β
Rider, as if realizing that he had made a mistake, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, Master, I'll come back later!" Roar~" He drove away in the cart of the sacred cow again.
It was really rude, but fortunately, the African princess could not understand Chinese, and she asked curiously: "What are you talking about?" β
Finally, the translation thread started again, and Zhou Jun said slightly embarrassed: "I'm distracted by something unexpected, I'm sorry." This was not what he wanted to say, but the translator had taught him so, and he could only say that.
Her Royal Highness the princess is indeed full of friends, and Zhou Jun is just one of the curious tourists. Her Royal Highness the princess has money, please have lunch with everyone, and the lunch that Jun himself ordered was wasted, and he was very satisfied with the last seat. It's a bit inconvenient to not be able to speak on your own.
If you want to speak independently, you have to mumble it again and then have the translator help him, others will think he is brain-dead, right?
Taking advantage of the fact that no one else was paying attention, Zhou Jun stretched out his ten fingers and summoned a virtual computer to connect to the Internet, and sent a message to Rider with a virtual keyboard: "In order to better translate my words, we have to make an appointment with some code words." β
Rider replied: "No problem, say, what do you want to do?" β
Zhou Jun thought for a long time before he thought of some vague inspiration: "When I want to say something, I will mutter a few words in a low voice, you have to figure out what I want to say from my short few words, can you do it?" β
Rider: "What if there are more than one meaning?" β
Zhou Jun thought about it for a long time and said, "You just list all the possibilities and give me a choice!" Of course, in order of probability. The way I choose is to gesture, look at my finger, pinch that finger and think which answer is chosen, you know? β
Rider: "The numbers on your fingers are ambiguous, now you pinch them from the beginning and I'll see what your so-called sequence looks like." β
Zhou Jun stretched out his hands to take a look, and decided on a plan, because the thumb is used as a "mouse", so there are only eight numbers in total, palms of both hands up, from left to right, the left index finger is the first, the middle finger is the second, the ring finger is the third, the little finger is the fourth, and the right hand is just the other way around.
In fact, this is still a bit of a brain-dead suspicion, but for the sake of communication, this is a good solution, Zhou Jun is deeply impressed by his intelligence, I may be a talent.
If there are two answers, Rider can project two answers on his retina, and he can direct the translation thread to complete the work without anyone knowing.
Of course, this qiΔ has to be made where his own eyes can see, otherwise Rider will not be able to see his gestures.
A foreigner saw that Zhou Jun had been moving his fingers, and asked with concern, "What's wrong with your fingers?" How is it like to have Parkinson's? β
Rider gave him the answer: "I don't have Parkinson's, it's a disease that only older people have. This is not what Zhou Jun wants to answer at all, he is very helpless, alas, cyborgs are cyborgs, and they can never be like humans.
Zhou Jun suddenly remembered a cross talk joke, and said teasingly: "Sun Wukong is very stupid and naΓ―ve, he is a monkey, he guards the peach orchard, 7 fairies came to pick peaches, he shouted a decision, these 7 fairies are all here, he turned around to pick peaches!" It can be seen that monkeys are monkeys! β
"What if it's you?" Tease: "I need to get a basket." β
Rider is a bit of a monkey.
I don't know if Li Xiantai Brother Li's demon Saber will be so stupid, and suddenly remembered that Brother Li was coming, Zhou Jun sent a message to Li Xiantai: "Thank you Big Brother for the gift, Rider, I like it very much!" β
Li Xiantai quickly replied: "Welcome to the magic world. β
Zhou Jun: "However, I obviously overestimated Rider's ability, I was having lunch with an African princess and her friends, they all spoke English and French, I didn't know, it was all Rider's instant translation, I was quite excited at first, but I soon found that Rider was not very good at the details of interpersonal communication." β
Li Xiantai: "Haha, be content, your Rider's computing power is half that of my Saber, of course it's a little worse." β
Zhou Jun: "Alas, it seems that technology has boundaries, small flaws, flaws are not hidden, I still like Rider very much." β
Li Xiantai: "...... What do African princesses look like? β
Zhou Jun: "It's very good-looking!" It's true! I don't believe that black girl paper is actually okay, subverting my three views! β
Li Xiantai: "Send her video over and take a look." β
Zhou Jun: "This ...... People are princesses, so it's not good to take pictures casually, right? Not to mention that you also want videos! β
Li Xiantai: "You let Rider do it, and within 24 hours, everything you see with your eyes will be stored in his place and can be called up at any time." β
Zhou Jun was shocked: "Really? It's another pretty powerful thing. Rider, come on! β
Rider rode his sacred ox cart and came at a gallop of laughter, "Okay, Master!" As you wish! β
Rider is a good hand at video playback, and quickly put together a video featuring an African princess.
Li Xiantai looked at it for a while and praised: "Yes, Brother Jun is lucky, he can meet such a beautiful woman, tsk!" β
Zhou Jun: "Phew, I'm just watching from a distance, I don't dare to play with it, I still have my Xiaojuan, oh, how is she lately?" β
Li Xiantai: "She, I don't know. However, there is good news. She helped me transfer the cash to the bank, which was a good job, so in order to praise her, I gave her 300,000 yuan to open a cafΓ©. You may have died by then.
So I honored your undead soul by asking her to call the cafΓ© Junyou, right? β
Zhou Junxi said: "She opened her own cafΓ©? So she doesn't work for the boss who covets her beauty anymore? Great, I really want to thank you for this, you are worthy of being my eldest brother, and I will not hesitate to stick a knife in your ribs! β
Li Xiantai: "But you're so happy, okay, the welfare of our Illusion World is good, so, I approve you can go to her first, and things at the carnival can slow down a little." β
Zhou Jun was very moved, and repeatedly said that he wanted to insert a knife in the ribs of his eldest brother, and he inserted it again and again.
Li Xiantai: "It's not enough to just plug in yourself, I designed Xiao Li Darts, a palm-sized box, which can hold 9 ninja darts, with your current cultivation, it is enough to cause fatal damage to the enemy unexpectedly, which is equivalent to carrying a firearm with 9 bullets."
This can greatly improve your survivability, and when you return to the Qing Dynasty, you will use the global network of 3dhub, a 3D printer, to print it out, and I will ask Saber to send the detailed information to a Rider, practice well, and be a low-key and dangerous warrior! β
Zhou Jun: "Yes! Don't worry, big brother, I must live well and work hard for my big brother to be worthy of your support! β
It's better to chat online.,Meat and hemp words can also be said very smoothly.γ
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Zhou Jun got up energetically again, humming a song while washing, and asked vaguely, "Rider, where have we been?" β
Rider's voice replied, "It's already in the Solomon Islands, Master." β
Zhou Jun, who didn't know what kind of place this was, said, "Show me the map." β
Rider: "As you wish!" β
A huge electronic map of the world appeared on the mirror in front of Zhou Jun, and it also pointed out the direction of the Solomon Islands in a highlighted way, which was really clear at a glance.
Zhou Jun: "What kind of place is this?" β
Rider: "This is one of the least developed countries in the world, because of the long-term independence, by the United Nations economic sanctions, and it is also the most dangerous sea area of our trip. β
Zhou Jun frowned: "I didn't know that it would be dangerous to take a luxury cruise ship." β
Rider: "Because the economy is underdeveloped, there will be pirates, but we won't dock, theoretically there will be no problems, and the probability of encountering pirates is only 10%. β
Zhou Jun: "Oh, that's very small, it scares me." β
As soon as his words fell, he suddenly heard a loud "bang", and the hull of the ship shook, Zhou Jun just listened to Rider's analysis, and he was so frightened that he broke the glass in his hand.
"What's going on?" Zhou Jun exclaimed.
Rider couldn't answer him, Rider wasn't omnipotent.
The banging sound kept ringing, and finally, the shocked Zhou Jun heard the captain shouting from the loudspeaker: "Distinguished passengers, distinguished passengers! I'm sorry to tell you a bad news. We've met pirates! We've met pirates! It's not funny, we really met pirates. They're firing at us. β
Screams came from the women and sissies in the cabins, confirming that it was unfortunate news.
"No, Rider, can I say you're a crow's mouth?" Zhou Jun is a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, but he is calm and in the mood to joke.
What he didn't know was that after the black princess confirmed the news, her face turned "white" with fright.
The captain continued: "It looks like we have to surrender! Passengers, we must surrender to the pirates, or the cannons will blow up our ship. It's a pity that this has caused a lot of inconvenience to everyone! Don't panic, our company has strong financial resources, and the insurance company will give you a huge amount of compensation.
After the pirates are on board, please work together to cooperate with the pirate brothers, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble to everyone. Thank you for your cooperation! Have a great trip! βR1148