"Huh? Brother-in-law, what do you say? Li Ke was a little suspicious of his ears, and couldn't help but ask again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Huh? I said it would be nice if I had more salt," Li Che said as he looked at Li Ke, who was full of doubts.

"No, the next sentence," Li Ke waved his hand again and again to signal Li Che to continue.

"Pig manure smells."

"So..."

"Ah, I see, you mean this pig's large intestine, what's wrong?"

"Pigs... Big... "Li Ke's tenor-like voice resounded in the hall, and his tone was full of disbelief.

"What? That's a good thing, if it doesn't smell like pig manure..."

"Vomit..."The more Li Ke brother Tai thought about it, the more disgusting he became, and he couldn't help but vomit, maybe this brother's stomach was too deep, and he vomited for a while, that is, he spit out two more mouthfuls of saliva.

Li Che looked at Li Ke retching there with disdain, and couldn't help but say: "I said Brother Li Ke, you don't have as much insight as my family's beauty, this is a good thing, you..."

"Gross..."

Before Li Che finished speaking, Li Lizhi next to him covered her mouth and ran out of the door, only to hear a small uproar, as if she didn't say it.

Sending away the two still complaining royal relatives, Li Che relaxed for a while, but it seems that this braised meat can be put in the restaurant, this is another business, well, it's decided, you can't be cheap outsiders, just look for the drunken fairy building of the Cheng fairy family, of course, this time we have to layer, and it is better to do less after a hammer deal, otherwise I am really a real poor person.

Before Li Che could decide when to go, two living treasures came outside, who else could it be if it wasn't Wei Chigong's two boys.

Before the people entered, the voice had already arrived: "Third brother, my brother brought you a fortune today, how can you thank me." ”

Well? Li Che was confused, this Wei Chi Baolin can still bring wealth to himself, it is really a demon if something goes wrong.

"Oh, eldest brother, it's a coincidence that the second brother came, the younger brother just made some delicacies, please taste the two brothers."

"Haha, the third brother is still capable, and he actually made a new trick, okay, I want to have a good drink today, and it is not in vain that the brothers asked for the good things for you," Yu Chi Baoqing sat on the Hu chair with a golden knife, and secretly praised Li Che for enjoying it, sitting on this Hu chair is much more comfortable than kneeling there.

"Second brother, this matter is not in a hurry, I don't know what wealth my eldest brother has brought me, hurry up and tell me," Seeing what Wei Chi Baolin said, Li Che couldn't help but be curious.

"Hehe, you will be a captain of my Datang tomorrow, isn't it good news, do you know that this is the commander of a school that is actually fighting, and there are hundreds of people under him," Wei Chi Baolin is very proud of having another brave captain in his family, according to the speed, the general can also be reached.

Captain? What is this doing? When will the captain of the Tang Dynasty be so worthless that he can even get it himself? No, Li Er didn't have the kindness to give himself a big food for no reason, and he still asked clearly before saying it.

"Big brother, it seems impossible to give a captain this plainly, what happened to the court?"

"The third brother is really a god, and I really let you say it right, today's Turkic Princess Ashina undertook Her Majesty, since the Jieli Khan and the Turki Khan fought again, some people of this Ashina clan have returned to Shun, and naturally some people are not used to it, so the Ashina people are forced to have no choice but to move south. But the Tang Dynasty and the Turks had just signed an alliance, and they couldn't violate it to help this part of the people, so they surrendered, and then..."

"Wait, when did this happen, big brother, why did it suddenly come down? This is outrageous, right," Li Che felt incredible, this Ashina he knew that he was a Turkic nobleman, but to say that some people did not want to be nobles, but came to be commoners in the Tang Dynasty? This thing can't be said, there must be something strange about this matter, but this is definitely not something that Yu Chi Baolin can know.

"How do I know about this, I don't believe you go and ask your father, that's what you said," Yu Chi Baolin pushed two hundred and five, it's good that he can remember so much, who still asks the reason.

"Forget it, but what does this have to do with me being an official?"

"Hehe, the relationship is big, it is said that there are more than 3,000 people in his clan, Your Majesty said, since he is a child of the Tang Dynasty, he naturally can't ignore it, so he ordered the general Li Jingshuai to go to meet the soldiers and horses, in case there was an accident, but the princess actually... Hey, hey, hey," Yu Chi Baolin said and looked at Li Che with a wicked smile on his face, looking at Li Che inexplicably.

"What the hell? Big brother is talking so much today, it's not like you at all. ”

"Guess what the princess said?"

“......”

"Hehe, the princess actually asked you to go with me, originally His Majesty did not agree, but then I don't know why I agreed again, this is a lot of brains for my father's boss, the second child injured my father's baby horse today, and my father didn't pay attention to him, don't you say it's strange."

“......”

Li Che was full of thoughts, and ignored Yu Chi Baolin, he also felt strange about this matter, this was something that had nothing to do with him, how could he pull himself in.

In fact, Li Che still understands a little, the princess said that there are more than 3,000 people, there must be water, but there must be one or two thousand people, but for the big clan with tens of thousands of soldiers and horses, this can only be a small tribe. It is estimated that Li Er's discord plan has already worked, and now Jieli and Tuli have begun to work against each other, and it is still public. These small tribes are either obedient or perish, this small tribe is estimated to be not far from Datang, and they don't want to be cannon fodder for the two khans to fight for, so they want to go south, but Datang is not a good stubble, and he won't help you in vain, so there is this good show, anyway, I don't know how Li Er fooled others into joining Datang, but in response to such a big event as the tribesmen, he shouldn't be looking for us! I don't know what's in this, it's a real headache.

"Third brother? Third brother..."

"Huh?"

"I said third brother, I've been calling you for a long time, what are you in a daze, I'm for you, do you have a leg with the princess, hehe, why do you have to go?"

Li Che rolled his eyes, despised Yu Chi Baolin and said: "I don't even know who the princess is, how do I know, besides, I'm a concubine of the Tang Dynasty, how dare I mess around." ”

"That's too, but Your Majesty said that since you are going, you naturally can't go empty-handed, as the son of a military general, you should naturally serve in the army, so I gave you the official body of a school captain, you said that it is not a great wealth, my brother didn't lie to you, hehehe," Yu Chi Baolin was proud for a while, no matter how he said it, it was not a bad thing, and he should drink a big white.