802, Da Meng country, the first year of Da Meng [2/2]
Finally got the crown, this is really hard-won, Sun Yu hurriedly ran out of the dungeon, the little secretary waited outside, quickly helped Sun Yu put the crown on, and tidied up his dragon robe, smoothing all the wrinkles on his clothes with his hands. "A New Experience of Text Reading"
At this time, the person who greeted the driver had already come, Guo Jia was wearing a white sè scribe robe, walking at the front of the welcoming team, and the funny thing was that there was a villain less than half a meter tall sitting on her shoulder, this villain was actually Zhuge Liang, wearing a special small Taoist robe, looking very compact.
It turned out that Zhuge Liang did his best to cast the "Qimen Xiaojia" to place the Seven Star Beidou Great Array during the final battle, but the side effects of the military skills were too great, making her body smaller, and now it looks like a thumbelina.
"It's ginger when you're looking for a good day, get in the car and drive around the city." Zhuge Liang said loudly.
Sun Yu nodded, and boarded the royal car with the officials who greeted him, Zhuge Liang jumped off Guo Jia's shoulder, she was less than half a meter tall, and her weight was only ten catties now, Sun Yu spread out her palm, and she jumped onto Sun Yu's palm, and actually stood firmly.
"Hey, I said you're too young now" Sun Yu wiped his sweat: "It's so pitiful, you can already dance on the palm of my hand." ”
"It's not you." Zhuge Liang glanced at Sun Yu unhappily, and suddenly a wicked smile flashed at the corner of his mouth: "Do you want to see me dance striptease in the palm of your hand?" But if you jump to the fire, then it's none of my business, now my body, you can't do anything at all, hahahaha! ”
I'm dizzy, dead hooligan, I'm still playing hooligan at this time, Sun Yu really can't do anything about her.
"I said to seek the truth, the reason why I dare to become so small is that I expect you to save me." Zhuge Liang said nonchalantly: "Although the jade seal was broken, but the person called Xucai is now in your ears, and the root of the world's martial arts skills is in your hands, I don't believe that you have not reversed" Qimen Xiaojia, the way to side effects, you quickly unlock all the secrets of the jade seal and restore me to a normal woman. ”
"Yes, yes, I know!" "Don't be perfunctory!" Zhuge Liang saw that he answered casually, and hurriedly added: "If you restore me to a normal woman...... I will...... Report...... Answer...... You...... Lou ......: "She deliberately paused word by word, and every word was said in a hooking and provocative manner, full of provocative flavor.
This teasing made Sun Yu go up and down, so he didn't feel uncomfortable, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I know, don't tease me with your little body, otherwise what will you do if I get on fire?" The car patrolling the city began to march on the main street of Xuchang City, Sun Yu learned the style of the leader and waved to the onlookers on the car, but his action was obviously self-inflicted, and the people all knelt on the ground, not daring to look at him at all, he waved his hand and could only wave it to the air.
In these years, the imperial power is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, the emperor is the supreme existence and the prestige of the leaders of later generations is not the same level, how dare the people wave at him Sun Yu patrolled the city this time and was extremely depressed, where is this patrolling the city, it is completely to look at the back of the heads of the people in the city Well, the back of the woman's head is good, tǐng round. Well, this young man has two spins on the back of his head, and it is said that this kind of person is more pungent. Hey? This person has three braids on the back of his head, and he has a trendy hairstyle......
Wow, there was finally a person standing on the street in front of him, and Sun Yu couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw three people standing on the street in front of him from a distance, not kneeling on the ground.
As a result, the car drove to the front and took a closer look, standing here were Liu Guanzhang and three guys, Liu Bei was holding a pair of straw sandals in his left hand, and he was standing in the middle of the street with an oil-paper umbrella in his right hand, and the green sè palace dress was dragged on the ground, looking beautiful and gentle as water. She blocked the royal car and said softly: "When the new emperor ascends the throne, his whole body should be completely renewed, so I made a new pair of straw sandals for the emperor, and only sold knives for money, you can buy them quickly!" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Civil and military officials: "......"
Onlookers: "......"
The strange silence lasted for a long, long time, and Guo Jia's angry scolding sounded on the royal street: "Idiot, the emperor is wearing white-soled soap boots, how can he wear straw sandals, you unreliable guy roll me off!" ”
"Huh? Didn't the emperor wear straw sandals? Liu Bei was shocked.
Guan Yu next to him spread his hands and said: "I thought everyone was wearing straw shoes, so I called the eldest sister to block the drive and sell shoes. ”
Zhang Fei grinned and said: "I knew that it was impossible for the emperor to wear straw sandals, and the second sister's idea was not reliable." It is said that you should do a good job of market research before doing business, and it is a mistake to randomly select target customer groups without research. For example, if a person who sells a skirt has set the target customer group as a man, can he sell it? ”
"This sister is too unreliable, come on, drag these three guys down!" Guo Jia was furious.
"Wow, it's not good, it angered Guo Junshi, and I have to suffer." Zhang Fei stuck out his tongue: "The three of us can't bear it, so we can't carry it, flash quickly." ”
Liu Bei stretched out his hand and jumped into the air with the two big characters of "Let's go", and the three Taoyuan sisters suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Everyone sweated together, how could this invincible escape move be used at such a time? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to release it at a critical time? Forget it, the world is too peaceful, and it's useless to keep this kind of big move.
Sun Yu's car finally crossed the royal street and began to slowly enter the palace... As soon as I entered the palace, my face suddenly lit up,
I saw that the entire palace was full of girls, and all kinds of beautiful girls were lined up from the palace gate into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and the shadow of a man could not be seen, and the eunuchs and eunuchs could not be seen.
It turned out that the women of Gongsun Jun knew that Sun Yu didn't like eunuchs, so in the palace of the new emperor, there were only palace maids and sisters, and there was no such thing as eunuchs.
Sun Yu Daxi: This is simply a miniature version of the daughter country, so cool! Sure enough, being the emperor or something is the best, three thousand beauties, I eat one a day, I can eat for ten years without a duplicate, and after ten years, I can also draft a girl, wow, I can choose three thousand beauties and you can eat without a duplicate for ten years He thinks about it, his heart is full of anger, and he wants to travel outside the world.
It wasn't until Zhuge Liang, who was sitting on his shoulder, patted him on the face that Sun Yu came to his senses, only to see the soft girl standing in front of the Daxiong Treasure Hall with a smile, waiting for his arrival.
The soft girl is dressed very gorgeously today, with a huge phoenix crown on her head, which is decorated with six dragons and three phoenixes cast in silver, the dragon is at both ends of the head, and the mouth is long and beaded, which seems to have the meaning of playing phoenix. There are three winged phoenixes on the front, there are three left and right temples under the crown, unfolded like a colorful phoenix tail in addition to the dragon and phoenix, the crown is piled up with gold wire, inlaid with jewels huā, cuiyun, cuiye, huā silk, Li carving, dotted cui, wearing the system is extremely gorgeous.
Although the phoenix crown is beautiful, it is not as beautiful as one-tenth of the soft girl, today's soft girl has a pretty face, and her happy smile makes her face like the most beautiful huā in the world.
"Oh, my queen is so beautiful!" Sun Yu couldn't help but sigh.
"Well, my emperor is also very handsome." The soft girl approached and shook Sun Yu's hand.
The two of them stood there quietly, and then Guo Jia and other Wenchen read out some words of sacrifice to heaven and earth, which dragged on and on, and it was very boring to listen to Sun Yu yawn.
Zhuge Liang blinked and said with a wicked smile: "Seeking the truth, isn't it boring?" ”
"A little bit, indeed!"
"I've arranged a little dance program, call it out and cheer you up." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly.
Taking advantage of Guo Jia's boring sacrificial text, Zhuge Liang clapped his hand, and a dance team slowly walked out, the leader of the dance, wearing a very violent dance dress, with pink skin everywhere, and his face was so red that he seemed to be dripping blood, Sun Yu took a closer look, this person was actually the little sister Jiang Wei.
"What's this arrangement?" Sun Yu Khan.
Zhuge Liang smiled: "She made a bet with me and lost again, and she came to dance the striptease as agreed!" Sun Yu: "......"
I'm fainting to death, she already worships you as a teacher, do you need to continue to toss her? You guy's rogue habit has been soaked into his bones.
In Jiang Wei's shy striptease, Guo Jia finally finished reading the sacrificial text, and then announced a new country name, Sun Yu's country was officially set as: "Da Meng Country" The year name is "Da Meng Year" This year is the first year of the Da Meng calendar, which is called "Da Meng First Year".
For this country name and year name, the girls have had a jīlie debate, some people think that this country name and year name are too undignified, some people think that it should be called the Great God Kingdom, the Great God Year, and Dong Zhuo's Great Demon Country, corresponding to the Demon Year, but in the final vote for the country name and year name, because Cao Jun voted for the "Great Meng Country" one after another, so this country name won by overwhelming the number of votes.
Finally, after finishing all the ceremonies, Sun Yu waved his hand and said: "Okay, the enthronement ceremony is finally completed, I have to go back to the harem to rest, and the next affairs will be handed over to the prime minister, I won't care." ”
The Great Khan of Civil and Military Officials: "Where is the Prime Minister?" I haven't seen her today. ”
"Wha...... I am here...... Everyone look up......" Mimiyan's exaggerated laughter suddenly came from the sky, and everyone looked up, Mimiyan was wearing a colorful special prime minister's robe, sitting on the eaves of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, looking at everyone condescendingly, and there was a ladder next to her, it seemed that she used a ladder to climb up.
"Prime Minister Cao, what do you do by climbing so high?" Mimi snorted and said: "I lost the fight for the world, but this matter of governing the world, I can't do it, I still have to leave it to me, think about it this way, the world is still mine, wahahaha, Xunzhen sits in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, of course I have to sit a little higher than him, so I have to climb the cornice..............." Everyone: "......"
"It's hard to stand tall in the limelight!" Mimi laughed triumphantly, but her feet slipped and she almost fell off the cornices, and she didn't know when it would be cured.
Sun Yu shook his head, didn't bother to pay attention to him, gently shook the soft girl's hand next to him, and said softly: "My queen, how about we go back to Houguan to rest now?" **A moment is worth a thousand pounds."
The soft girl's pretty face flushed, and her happy smile bloomed again: "Actually, I can't wait for a long time..............."
Sun Yu laughed, picked up the soft girl, and walked towards the harem!
P.S. It's not done yet! I'll remind you when I'm done.,Thousands of people.。!。