801, no crown in the enthronement ceremony [1/2]
Four years of demons, spring!
Xuchang City is full of joy, hundreds of people are crowded together on the street, waiting to see the new emperor's enthronement ceremony, the streets of this era are not wide, once the small streets are full of people, it is really impassable, someone's hat is squeezed off, someone's clothes are crowded, some big girls take the opportunity to eat the handsome guy's tofu in the crowd, so the crowd from time to time came the screams of beautiful men.
Soon, the handsome guys reacted, the new emperor is a man, and he is a powerful man, in this case, the inferiority of women and men may not always continue, maybe the time has come for men to be the masters of the house, so ...... The handsome guys who had just been eaten tofu immediately turned around and ate the big girl's tofu fiercely, and the crowd soon resounded with the girls' screams...... Of course, no one is really angry with anyone, this is a big joy for the whole world, eat tofu or something, don't take it too seriously.
Just when the people were waiting for the new emperor's car to patrol the city, the backyard of the palace was in chaos, and countless girls were running around, preparing the things for the enthronement ceremony.
Sun Yu was wearing a golden dragon robe, sitting on the edge of the bed with a bitter face, and the little secretary Huan Kai was combing his hair and tidying up his appearance.
"Hey, I said, isn't it just to be a king? Can you use such trouble? Let me go up to the castle tower and say in a loud voice, 'From this day forward, I will be your emperor, ahem!'" Isn't that enough? Sun Yu said depressedly.
The little secretary used a small wooden comb to comb Sun Yu's hair neatly and smoothly, and then wiped a handful of sesame oil extracted from jasmine on his hair to set it, and then used his beautiful little hands to divide his hair into good-looking hairstyles...... While busy with his hands, he said in a low voice: "The enthronement ceremony can't be sloppy, this is related to the face of the heavenly family, you must put on makeup." ”
"Yike...... There is a little more powder here......" The little secretary wiped Sun Yu's face with his hand, and said with a smile: "I can't wipe it off with my hands, I'll help you lick off the ......" After speaking, her little lips "snapped" and kissed Sun Yu's face.
"Oh, my mom ......" Sun Yu's head tilted, but then he felt very refreshed, and quickly pretended to be serious and said: "Don't make trouble, put on makeup quickly, I will ascend the throne early and finish things early, so I won't have to worry so much." ”
The little secretary sneaked into his mouth, very proud, and quickly helped Sun Yu straighten his hair, and then turned around to take the crown on the table, but this time, he suddenly sweated: "Find the truth...... Oh no, the crown I just put here is gone. ”
"Look for ...... on the ground"
"No, I can't find ......" The little secretary lay on the ground and searched all over the ground, even under the bed, but still couldn't find it.
"There was a group of Loli who came in to play just now, and they must have thought the crown was good-looking, so they took it!" Sun Yu wiped his sweat: "Quickly send someone to Xiaoyun to ask." ”
Not long ago, Xiao Lu Bu, Xiao Zhao Yun, Xiao Pang Tong and others came into his room to play around, Sun Yu vaguely remembered that they stood in front of the table for a while, as if they were discussing something, and most of the crowns were taken by them to play.
The little secretary hurriedly sent the attendant to find someone, but after a while, the attendant reported: "Oh no, General Lu Bu rode a BMW and carried General Zhao Yun, and the two flew to the sky to play, Master Pang Tong, General Xiahoudun and others couldn't fly, so they were very angry, so they pulled Wang Ping to help them fly, and now they don't know how to fly to a height of several thousand meters...... We couldn't find them. ”
Sun Yu: "......"
The little secretary was in a hurry: "Then what should I do?" How can the enthronement ceremony be carried out without a crown? The auspicious time is coming soon, and we will make a fool of ourselves in front of the whole world. ”
At this time, Zhang Xiu happened to walk in, and when she heard the words of the little secretary, Zhang Xiu was also anxious, she thought about it for a while, and suddenly clapped her hands and said: "I remember, there is still a crown that can be used." Although it is a little smaller, it is also a crown, and ordinary people can't see how big the crown should be. ”
Sun Yu and the little secretary were overjoyed: "Where is this crown?" ”
Zhang Xiu's face suddenly turned red and said in a low voice: "...... At...... In my lord's car...... She's got it with her. ”
"Who is your lord?" Sun Yu subconsciously asked half a sentence, and sure enough, he suddenly realized: "Where is the Witch Emperor Dong Zhuo?" ”
That's right, the witch emperor Dong Zhuo has been an emperor for a few years, it's normal for her to have a crown by her side, I'll go to her to get it, I'll use it first, she is a woman, and the customized crown may be one size smaller, but ordinary people will definitely not be able to see it.
Sun Yu smiled: "Then hurry up and send someone to get it!" ”
"This ...... If you want to find the truth, you have to get it yourself. Zhang Xiu hurriedly said: "The lord's 'usurpation of the country' is still there, you send someone to get it, maybe it will cause chaos, only you are not afraid of 'usurping the country'." ”
"Oh, that's it!" Sun Yu rolled up the sleeves of the dragon robe and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll go get it." ”
Dong Zhuo is still locked in the black box carriage, which is parked in the dungeon, which is very strictly guarded, and there is a hole in the roof of the carriage, and someone throws food into the hole every day. Zhang Xiu was very loyal to Dong Zhuo, afraid that she would be lonely, and often went in to chat and talk with her, and personally sent bath water to serve her in the bath every day.
Speaking of which, Dong Zhuo is quite peaceful, and he didn't make any trouble. At the very least, she never tried to control Zhang Xiu with "usurpation", she really regarded Zhang Xiu as her own, and this also made Sun Yu's perception of her a little better.
When Sun Yu got into the black box carriage, the witch emperor was sleeping in the spring of Begonia, the carriage couldn't tell the difference between day and night, only relying on a lone lamp to provide light, she had already completely reversed the morning and dusk, she wanted to sleep, she wanted to get up, she had nothing to do, she had to sleep in a daze for a while, this day was quite pitiful, because she had not seen the sun for a long time, the witch emperor became a lot whiter, and her originally fair skin was now as white as jade.
Hearing the sound of someone coming in, the Witch Emperor immediately woke up, it was difficult for anyone to come here, so she was also very alert to the strange sound, Sun Yu pushed open the carriage door and entered, and the Witch Emperor immediately sat up with the quilt in his arms, staring at Sun Yu with a pair of resentful eyes.
"Huh? You are wearing a dragon robe......" The Witch Emperor smiled bitterly: "My world is now yours, at this time you came to me, do you want to show off?" ”
Sun Yu spread his hands: "The enthronement ceremony is being held, my crown has been lost, I came to you to borrow it." ”
Witch Emperor: "......"
She shook her head, then reacted, grabbed the crown next to the soft couch, and hugged it tightly: "Don't give it!" This one is mine, with a sparkling pearl pendant on it, and a beautiful phoenix motif, a silver ring cast by the best craftsmen...... My favorite is this crown, you must have borrowed it but not repaid it, so I don't want to give it to you. ”
"I'm dizzy, I have a crown myself, so I won't want you." Sun Yu stretched out his hand and said, "Take it, you have to borrow it, and if you don't borrow it, you have to borrow it." ”
The Witch Emperor shook his head and hid the crown behind his back...... Sun Yu smiled bitterly, opened his hands, and slowly forced her: "The skin is itchy again, do you need to clean it up?" Hand it over! Otherwise, I'll touch you again. ”
"If you touch me, I won't lend it to you!" The poor witch emperor clung to her crown and cried: "Locked up in this cell, there is no sweets to eat, no beautiful clothes to wear, and you still want to rob my jewelry, what is the point of my life...... You might as well kill me. ”
Sun Yu knew that she was afraid of death, and killing me or something was just talking, so he pressed closer, grabbed the crown in her arms, and dragged it back hard.
"Uh......h Bad guy who snatches women's jewelry, what kind of hero is he. The Witch Emperor tried his best to drag back, but unfortunately his strength was too small, and he was dragged by Sun Yu, and the whole person fell into Sun Yu's arms. Although she fell, she still held the crown in her hand, which made Sun Yu cry and laugh.
didn't have time for her ink, Sun Yu was also in a hurry, only in a mood, remembering her shortcomings of being afraid of men touching her, so she reached out and pinched her little face, touched it hard, and wanted her to faint.
The Witch Emperor screamed: "Ah, the man touched me......" She finished screaming, but she didn't faint and stood up! It seems that when a woman is threatened with her jewelry, she will burst out with amazing combat power, and even forget her fear.
Nima, what a hassle! I don't feel dizzy when I touch my face, so it's always okay to touch my chest, right? Sun Yu's evil fire rose, and he reached into the evil hand from the collar of the Witch Emperor, and grasped the majestic mountain peak on her chest...... Wow, it's so big, it's completely impossible to hold with one hand, and it's hard to hold half of it...... What is the structure of this?
"You touch it, I've slept with you anyway, I'm not innocent, whatever you touch, I'll never faint again, and I'll protect my crown when I die......" The witch emperor's face turned pale, but she still didn't faint, she still held on to the crown.
"Hey, I'm just borrowing it, you need to work so hard?" Sun Yu Khan.
"I don't believe you if you borrow or not." The Witch Emperor insisted.
Ya, I'm angry with me, I can't touch it, I have to be more ruthless! Sun Yu hugged her plump waist, reached behind her head with one hand, fixed the back of her head, and then leaned his head up and kissed her on the lips fiercely...... "Ah......" The witch emperor exclaimed, and then was gagged by Sun Yu's mouth...... Although she has long been mentally prepared to be bullied by Sun Yu, and she can endure it wherever she is touched, kissing and touching are completely different concepts, and the degree of stimulation is completely different.
The Witch Emperor felt as if her lips had been struck by lightning, and the tingling sensation spread from her lips all over her body at once, which was completely different from the horror and nausea she usually felt when she was touched by men when she was in androphobia, it was a feeling that was so comfortable that she couldn't bear it, and it was so comfortable that her whole body lost her strength...... The Witch Emperor was limp and collapsed on the soft couch...... As for the crown, I forgot about it in an instant...... It wasn't until Sun Yu walked out of the carriage with the crown that she woke up from her delirium and couldn't help shouting outside, "Hey...... Why did you just kiss it and leave? Do you dare to do it twice? ”
(To be continued)