Chen Zijian soon fell asleep, and in that dream, he met the white-bearded old man again, he got angry and yelled at him, "Hey, old man, where did you take me?" ”

The white-bearded old man said, "Aren't you going to fulfill your wish?" Break the lifelong system of wives and implement the shareholding system of aunts. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info introduces the Miss Competition System and promotes the Lover Contract System, only here? ”

Chen Zijian said, "Damn, how can this work?" What the hell is this place? ”

The white-bearded old man said, "This is Pei County during the Qin Dynasty!" Your current identity must have been known to you, you are Fan Hao in the late Qin and early Han dynasties! ”

Where did Chen Zijian know what the Qin Dynasty was not the Qin Dynasty, he glared at the white-bearded old man viciously, and said, "I don't care who you are, you have to take me back, I'm too lazy to be in this ancient history!" ”

When the white-bearded old man heard this, he laughed and said, "You don't want to break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system." Introduce the Miss Competition System and Promote the Lover Contract System? Only here can you fulfill your wishes! ”

"Bah, I don't even believe in punctuation. I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than you, I can't find a job now, I have nothing, it's useless for you to take drugs, I don't have anything of value on me, you just let me go! Chen Zijian remembered the drug he listened to his classmates talk about when he was studying.

The white-bearded old man said, "You are not nothing, you are now Fan Hao of the Qin Dynasty, you will help Liu Bang fight the world, you are a general!" ”

"Damn, how can you play me like that? I'm still a general? I can't even pay the rent now, do you think it's the world of online literature, anything is possible? It's better for me to come back to reality! ”

The white-bearded old man said, "This is your fate, you are destined to go to the Qin Dynasty to help Liu Bang fight the world, this is not to blame me!" ”

"Fate, fate is bullshit, my fate is up to me, I want to destroy me, I will destroy the sky, you better take me back to reality quickly, otherwise, I will destroy you old man, you don't think I'm young, I don't think you're old!" Chen Zijian said fiercely.

When the white-bearded old man heard this, he laughed and said, "You have nothing now, you are still dragging like this, let me tell you, I have been looking for thousands of years before I found a fool like you, if you don't help Liu Bang fight the world, you don't want to return to reality, this is your life!" ”

Chen Zijian stood up "Huo", picked up his fist and hit the white-bearded old man, he is a famous Chen Yiquan in the school, fighting is his forte, but he never expected that the white-bearded old man, without dodging or dodging, hit the wall with a fist, and he screamed in pain!

The white-bearded old man said, "Don't be cross-witted, you came to your dream, not to take you away, but to see if you have reached the Qin Dynasty!" ”

"Qin, you're big!" Chen Zijian said, another fist hit, the white-bearded old man was like a shadow, Chen Zijian didn't hit again, and hit the wall again.

The white-bearded old man smiled and said, "Don't hate me so much, hate, but not for too long." Everyone has their own destiny, and if you resent the enemy, he will not change his fate because of this resentment, but may live more happily. Resentment equals jail, don't let your heart go to jail. Sometimes, complete forgetting is the best revenge. Since you don't have anything to help me with, then I'll go, you remember, your name is Fan Hao now, Chen Zijian has not appeared in the Qin Dynasty, you do your best to help Liu Bang, that is, to help yourself, when you calm the world, it is the day you return to reality, you can rest assured! ”

Chen Zijian saw that things were not good, this white-bearded old man didn't seem to be coaxing him, he was really in the Qin Dynasty now, what was the first emperor, what Xiao He Fan sighed, he understood, these were people from the Qin Dynasty, he saw that the white-bearded old man was about to leave, and hurriedly shouted, "Hey, old man, how can you say just go?" You have to bring me your mobile phone, you don't know, I don't know anything about history, I can take my mobile phone Baidu anyway, see what era I am in now, what do I have to do? ”

The white-bearded old man said, "Mobile phone? Have you ever seen people in the Qin Dynasty using mobile phones? There is no wifi signal here, what are you doing with your phone? ”

Chen Zijian said, "Without a mobile phone, how can you tell me to live this day?" ”

The white-bearded old man said, "In thousands of years of history, there has never been a mobile phone, so it's useless for you to take that goods?" I can't meet this requirement if I want a mobile phone! ”

As he spoke, the white-bearded old man gently shook off the dust and was about to leave, Chen Zijian chased after him again and said, "No, no, no, even if you want to leave me and leave me here, it's okay, but Fan Hao is a person with a wife, see if you can help me change a wife!" ”

When the white-bearded old man heard this, he laughed and said, "You, think about good things, don't you want to break the wife's lifelong system?" You can change it here, and you will change it when it's time to change it in the future! ”

"No, no, no, you better help me change it now, look at her like that, she is full of meat, she has no breasts, she wants a waist without a waist, she is clearly a mound of fat, how can I live!" Chen Zijian pleaded.

The white-bearded old man laughed and said, "No matter how ugly a person is, he can get married, no matter how beautiful a person is, he will be single, ugliness is not her intention, don't worry, one is better than nothing!" ”

As he spoke, he left Chen Zijian and left, Chen Zijian saw it, and shouted loudly, "Hey, you dead old man, with a white beard and white eyebrows, swaggering everywhere, you came here and didn't help me with anything?" What are you talking about here, do you believe it or not, I bake your hair, beard and eyebrows at once, so that your wife doesn't recognize you, do you believe it or not? ”

But where did the white-bearded old man listen to him, and he drifted away, Chen Zijian was still chasing after him, "Hey, you stop me, I'll fuck you every day, you are so lacking in morality, aren't you worried about having a son?" Stop, take me away! ”

Chen Zijian chased the white-bearded old man in his dream, screaming, but he didn't catch up, at this time, a big tiger jumped out of the forest, opened his bloody mouth, and bit him, he was terrified, "Ah" woke up, at this time, I saw the fat woman beside him, with tears in her eyes, and said, "Lang Jun, you wake up, how can you do this?" Wake up! ”

It turned out that the bloody mouth was not a tiger's mouth, but the fat woman's big hand, seeing that Chen Zijian woke up, the fat woman was very happy, Liu San and the woman were also there, "It's annoying, are you okay?" How do you drink so much? It looks like your illness is not over yet, you still need to rest and rest! ”

Without waiting for Chen Zijian to speak, the fat woman grabbed him, put him on his back, and said, "Thank you, Third Brother Liu, it's okay, my family is as strong as an ox, it's okay, just go back and rest for a while!" ”

As he spoke, he strode back to their hut.