Chapter 003: Talking about the world
At this time, the person named Lu Juan brought a few people, and I saw that among these people, two of them were dressed a little better, and as soon as they came in, they looked around Chen Zijian and said, "Okay, I'm finally awake, thank God, it's been seven days and seven nights!" ”
"Who's to say it isn't? Jiao Langzhong said that it was already terrible, but Brother Fan was fateful! ”
…… These people said inexplicably, making the second monk Chen Zijian and Zhangzhang confused, Liu San put his arm around the woman, sat down on the ground, and said, "Oh, why do you bother talking so much, sit and sit, you are all very annoyed, come and come, drink a few cups for being very sick!" ”
Everyone also sat down, where is this sitting, this is clearly kneeling, kneeling on the ground, Chen Zijian saw them kneeling on the ground, and also knelt down. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Liu San picked up the wine and said, "Come, brothers, I haven't drunk together for a few days, come, I wish you can drink if you are very annoying, come, let's do it!" "Everyone took strange wine glasses and drank them, what are these things, how can they drink with these people?
Chen Zijian knew very well on the occasion of drinking, you propose a cup, I will propose a cup, and drinking is like this.
Liu Sandao, "Master Xiao, what have you been busy with lately, why haven't you seen you drinking here?" ”
The slightly neatly dressed man smiled and said, "Alas, eat other people's food, serve other people's care, the court is going to Latin again, go to Xianyang to build the Great Wall, the county lord asked me to find three thousand coolies, where can I find it!" ”
Lu Juan roared fiercely, "Fuck, Latin, it's all pulled every year, how can there be so many young people?" ”
The one named Xiao He let out a long sigh and said, "Who said it wasn't? I heard that the first emperor, what kind of strange dream, in the dream said, 'Death Qin will be Hu', Hu well, it is the Hu people, the Huns! So the first emperor ordered to build the Great Wall! ”
Chen Zijian was stunned and shouted, "This is the Great Wall?" ”
Everyone looked at Chen Zijian in horror, and Liu San said, "You are... You shouldn't be sick and crazy, where is the Great Wall, just a few fucking pieces of broken walls, used to garrison the garrison outside Huma! It's not like you don't know! ”
It turned out that they didn't know the Great Wall yet, Chen Zijian smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm just giving an example!" ”
Xiao He said, "Brother Fan is right, if the First Emperor connects the Great Wall of the Seven Kingdoms, there will be at least 10,000 li, and he said that the Great Wall of 10,000 miles is not wrong at all!" ”
Cao Shen took a glass of wine, took a sip of himself, and said, "The Great Wall, how easy is it to talk about, you should be as simple as?" How much manpower and material resources does this need, and he doesn't cultivate alone, the Great Qin world, just unified the six countries, should be cultivated and recuperated, why do you still need to build a lot of construction? ”
Liu San laughed and said, "How does the dog emperor know this?" Where do we know the suffering of our people? If Lao Tzu becomes the emperor, he will definitely let the people live a good life! ”
Lu Wan said, "You pull it down, just like your bear?" You can't even marry your sister-in-law and be the emperor, are you daydreaming? ”
Liu San said-for-tat, "If I really let Lao Tzu be the emperor, I will definitely castrate you first, lest you always talk about me here and that." Then he turned to the woman in his arms and said, "When I become the emperor, you will be my queen, and then I will marry thousands of concubines and give birth to them a bunch of princes and grandchildren!" ”
When the woman heard this, she giggled and said, "Liu San, I don't want to be a queen, as long as you don't dislike me for being a widow, welcome me through the door, as long as you are by my side, I will be satisfied!" ”
Lu Wan said, "Sister-in-law, what is this, when my eldest brother is developed, we can also eat fragrant and drink spicy food!" ”
Liu San nodded and said, "This is like a human saying, rest assured, brothers, when I develop one day, everyone will have a share, I will definitely not treat everyone badly, come, drink!" ”
Chen Zijian couldn't help but laugh in his heart, he had met a madman, what era was it, and he was still thinking about being an emperor, and now when he goes to the street, there are people chasing after him to repay the money, how can he develop in the future? How can you be an emperor? Isn't this crazy or a miracle?
At this time, the humane called Xiahou Ying, "Don't say it, everyone, come, drink, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow, whether he is the Great Wall or half of the Great Wall, what does it have to do with me?" If Liu Sange really becomes the emperor, I believe that the world will be peaceful! ”
Everyone drank wine, Xiao He said, "Brothers, don't quarrel, please be careful in the future, now there is a new county master, surnamed Jiang Mingkun, very old-fashioned, everything is based on what the court says, and he will never do things for our people, so don't plant it in his hands!" ”
"Jiang Kun? What's it, isn't it just a county master, what's the big deal? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu slapped him to death, and see what he looks like! Liu San said loudly.
This frightened Xiao He, he hurriedly picked up the wine and said, "Third Brother Liu, don't talk nonsense, in this case, if the county master hears it, no one can save you, come on, let's drink, drink!" ”
A table of people stopped talking, continue to drink wine, sad people love to drink wine, lonely people love to sing old songs, Chen Zijian has always believed in this international axiom, when he is unhappy, he always drinks the second brother's head, with alcohol to numb himself, today's group of people, they all show, there is no unwillingness, no sadness, why drink? Looking at the way they were drinking, Chen Zijian had mixed feelings in his heart, why could they drink so proudly? And what do they drink for?
This is pure affection, pure buddy drinking, drinking with them, without any consideration and without any purpose, "Okay, brothers, come, let's change the big bowl to drink!" ”
Liu San laughed and said, "By the way, this is the character of a very annoying brother, come, change the big bowl!" ”
Wine, it looks like water, it tastes spicy, it is haunted when you drink it, you stumble when you walk, you look for water in the middle of the night, and you wake up and regret it.
Chen Zijian hasn't drunk so happily for a long time, and all he has been drinking is sad and helpless!
After three rounds of wine and five points of food, everyone looks the same, and if the alcohol is drunk, they will get drunk if they drink too much, and everyone is drunk and messy, Liu San stood up crookedly and said, "Everyone, you ...... You should also go back...... Go back, don't delay me...... My good deed......"
When everyone heard this, they all stood up and said, "Okay, I won't disturb the good things of the two of you, let's go, let's go back!" ”
Saying that, walking out of the Cao family tavern and going home, Chen Zijian thought that there was a fat woman at home, where would he still be in the mood to go home? Snuggled in the corner and fell asleep.