"Call the landlord", "rob the landlord", "I rob"

What a receiving voice, Le Xiaotian looked at the pile of broken silver in front of him and felt extremely relieved. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoIt's been three days since I got on the thief ship.,Since I taught this gang of rough people to fight the landlords, I seem to be possessed by the god of gambling.,God blocks and kills the Buddha.,Just kidding, Lao Tzu is the person who won the championship in the 21st century Happy Landlord Competition.,You can't play your brain-dead.。

Three days ago, Le Xiaotian was still trembling after getting on the thief ship, but the pirates were quite enthusiastic, Xu is usually not in contact with the readers, and the people are very curious about him, Le Xiaotian found that although these pirates are very fierce when they fight, they are usually not bad, and the Chinese peasants can't change their simple nature even if they fall into the grass, so every peasant uprising for thousands of years is to make a wedding dress for the landlord class.

Comrade Le Xiaotian came over in the era of the information explosion, and after the tension passed, he made these rough men stunned for a moment with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, Guo Degang's classic joke came as soon as he opened his mouth, and after a while, some people were fooled into wanting to apprentice, or it seemed good not to open a Deyun Club in the pirate's den.

The life of pirates is not like that of merchant ships, there are few idlers on merchant ships, because merchants want to load ships with goods as much as possible, and pirates' ships will be equipped with combat power as much as possible, combat effectiveness is boring when sailing, in order to save space, the crew has little room for activities, bragging and farting and gambling have become the most important way to pass the time in addition to sleeping, so almost all pirates have a great gambling addiction.

Before Le Xiaotian came, the pirates mainly relied on something called the leaf card to pass the time, because this thing was much slower to win or lose than dice. Le Xiaotian and the pirates got acquainted with each other and changed the leaf card to poker with a big stroke of the pen, which proved to make sense that poker could replace the leaf card after 300 years, and the pirates exploded with unprecedented enthusiasm after becoming familiar with the game that swept more than a billion people after the day of the battle of landlords.

Le Xiaotian will divide most of the money he wins every time he wins, and he only keeps a small amount of it, so basically all the pirates have shown great friendship and affection to Comrade Xiaotian in the past three days. even gave a considerable number of pirates the idea of letting the baby study with Xiaotian in the future.

The pirate group is called Li Jin's pirate group, because the boss of the pirate group is called Li Jin. Li Jin can barely be regarded as a cultural person, because he was a lizheng before he became a pirate, somewhat similar to the village chief of later generations. The original main crew of the pirate group was his villagers.

According to the crew, Lijia Village was originally a paradise with no quarrel with the world, the neighbors and villagers were very harmonious, and the old and young masters were gregarious enough, but the result was that the immortal ones were rich in a kind of weeds called "eye charm", it is said that this thing has a certain aphrodisiac effect, and the old and young masters will be like the little girl of the twenty-eight years old after taking it, so it is named eye charm. Originally, this was a good thing, and the villagers occasionally stepped on some aphrodisiacs and sold them to the passing medicine Lang after work, which is also a kind of extra income, but there are unforeseen circumstances, and there is an old Taoist priest who fooled our great Taoist Emperor Jiajing the Great, saying that this thing is a blind auxiliary medicine for refining the elixir.

Gotcha, what Emperor Daojun used for alchemy, do you still want to sell it to others? Not to mention that you can't sell it, you still have to pay tribute to Your Majesty with quality and quantity, and you can't delay the normal autumn tax. This time I can cry the villagers of Lijia Village, this thing is wild after all, although I don't know what the growth cycle is, but it must be slower than the Taoist priest's refining, who knows how much he embezzled. Within a few months, the eyes near Lijia Village were taken away, and the eunuchs who could be purchased didn't care, delaying the longevity plan of the Long Live Lord, and the number of heads was not enough to cut off. Li Jinda, the village chief, saw that he couldn't hand it over anyway, so he simply killed the eunuch who bought it, robbed the purchased silver, and took a few fishing boats to the sea with the whole village.

This reason really makes Le Xiaotian cry and laugh, the Taoist priest used **** to refine the elixir of immortality to the emperor, no wonder the emperors who like alchemy in history generally don't live long, and they believe in this, the problem is that your old man likes to use **** as jelly beans to eat the people, how innocent it is, it is really bitter for the people to prosper and suffer for the people.

When Le Xiaotian was having fun, Li Daring came over and said that the head of the regiment had something to look for. Li Daring is the guy who says I'm very fierce all over his face, Li Daring's other identity is the son of the head of the regiment Li Jin, everyone doesn't know what his real name is, it is estimated that this buddy himself has forgotten, the grass used to be a big man, my father, the second and my third, and after the grass fell, he gave full play to the ugly spirit of not being afraid of death and not being afraid of death, and was supported by the pirates, and with his father's aging a little bit, he has basically become a family member in the actual sense of the fleet. Comrade Xiaotian took a deep breath, casually divided the money he had won, and followed Li Daring to meet the legendary old village chief Li Jin.

The captain's room was even more dilapidated than Xiao Tian imagined, except that it was a single room, it was not half a point more luxurious than the crew's room. A bed, a small table, the table was covered with charts, but there was not even a chair, and there was a rough man standing next to the table, not standing like the imaginary javelin, on the contrary, there was still a little bit of a top on his back, and a few gray hairs could not be hidden, revealing his true age, and it could be seen that he was a benevolent man before going to sea, and the few wrinkles on his face diluted a little of the vicious aura peculiar to pirates.

"I heard the children say that there is a very good young man who has recently joined in, and everyone including my unsuccessful son has praised you for three days, so I want to talk to you, relax, and we will talk to each other." Li Jin's voice is very magnetic, and his tone is soft, this is a very attractive person, Xiao Tian thought silently in his heart.

"It's the brothers who carry love, I'm a powerless scholar, with the grace of your old man, I won't die around my life, and I will follow the work of dogs and horses in the future", who won't say kind words.

"I don't know where the little brother is, how many people in the family make a living?"

It's coming, it's going to be my bottom. I heard that this pirate group has never tied up a meat ticket in six years of going to sea, and it is all because it is afraid that it will leak the old nest and attract officers and soldiers to encircle and suppress it, it seems that this is about to dock. Xiao God knows that the real test is coming, and after this level, he won't have to worry about his life, and with his smart spiritual brain, he may be able to mix up a little boss or something. But if he can't pass this level, I'm afraid he will still be able to avoid the fate of a puff.

"The kid is a native of SX County, surnamed Lemingtian, his parents died when he was a child, and he grew up drinking Baijia milk. Because a little clever and a little bigger, after taking the little friends in the village to do some business, chatting to make a living, who knows that the business is getting bigger and bigger and provoked the wicked, as the so-called husband is not guilty, the big officials at the west gate of Hangzhou City saw that the boy earned a few family business, and half of the big children had no backing to instigate the evil slaves to make things difficult in every way, colluding with the government to invade my family property, and had no choice but to attach to him, he saw that I had a little business talent to be around and let me do things for him. This time he entered Beijing to bribe the senior officials in Beijing to let the kid come forward and command him behind the scenes, in order to advance and retreat freely. Fortunately, all the righteous people rescued each other, cut down the heinous Ximen Qing, and avenged my great revenge. ”

This set of rhetoric was something he had thought of a long time ago, expressing three meanings, one is that he has no father, no mother and no relatives, and he doesn't have to worry about returning home to the shore after joining the gang. The second is that he is not in the same group as those killed on the ship, on the contrary, they are enemies, and there is no need to worry that Xiaotian will hate them, but will only be grateful. The third is to tell them, master, I am a business wizard, and I can create a family business at a young age, which is very useful to you.

"Madame, do you think he is telling the truth?"

Carried on? What's the situation that there's a fourth person in the house? Or his wife? Didn't it mean that pirates couldn't have women with ships when they went out to plunder?

I saw a graceful figure slowly walking from the shadow behind the bed, but seeing the woman's eyes wavy, waist and limbs, and her footsteps twisted like a snake spirit, she came out. If you look closely, it is really red lips and white teeth, willow leaves and curved eyebrows, white skin, beautiful appearance and good temperament. Huh? Isn't this the sister who can warm the bed and give birth to a baby, how to become a wife after three days, it's over, it's over, it's dead, I forgot that my merchant ship didn't die clean.