Chapter 1 Getting a boxed lunch just after you came through?
The dusk before the sun sets always seems very large, especially in the endless sea, where layers of golden light render thousands of miles of smoke waves, and against the backdrop of flocks of seagulls, she looks like an unrestrained female warrior, wanting to liberate the tenderness that few people know. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but no matter how beautiful the scenery is, you will feel tired of seeing too much.
For the men who have been running boats for many years, the endless sea represents not magnificence and vastness, but endless boredom and extreme quality of life, so everyone on the whole boat is busy with their own business, and no one pays attention to the scenery outside.
Le Xiaotian may be the only exception, he has been lying on the small deck for three days to watch the scene, and he has hardly spoken a word to anyone in the past three days, and he has basically not moved the place except for dinner. The men on the boat only think that this young master is sad and sad, and the problem of the people below is that when they are bored, they invite three or five friends to drink some wine and brag about each other, and some will also criticize the politics of the dynasty.
When there are rough men around you, you naturally have to make a poem or something on a long journey, so that you can inadvertently sing it at the Qinglou tile shop or the literati banquet at the right time, in order to pretend to be a good B effect. As everyone knows, Xiao Tian has been at war for three days. If you really want him to recite poetry, I'm afraid there is only one sentence that I can express his inner mess.
That's right, our protagonist Le Xiaotian is a modern person who just crossed over three days ago. Although all kinds of novels and film and television works have now become the entertainment that the toiling masses like to see in the form of washing and bombing, Le Xiaotian, who really came through, really couldn't find any other way to express his mood except lying on the deck every day.
Le Xiaotian, male, was a thirty-year-old young man before the crossing. It's not a ** silk, it's not a rich and handsome, it's the most ordinary one among the people who are busy with banknotes every day. He is an actor by profession. Born in a serious class, a handsome face is also handsome among ordinary people, but in my TC mighty little fresh meat army, it is really unpopular, so it has been half-dead, and it belongs to ordinary actors who have been floating in Hengdian for many years to participate in various hand-tossed devils.
Two months ago, I finally got the male number three of a crew called Qingtian Hairui, and I was fortunate to cooperate with big names, and my role was not without brilliance. I thought I was finally going to fly on the branches, and I started a glorious acting career from then on, but I didn't want to accidentally fall and kiss the earth headfirst in a Wia. When I opened my eyes again, I was already on the ship. Fortunately, Le Xiaotian is insured as a real actor, and this kind of on-set accident can leave a large amount of compensation to his family after his death. It can be regarded as a chat for comfort.
Le Xiaotian's current identity is a veritable second-generation official, and his surname Le Mingtian has not yet taken the table word. He is 15 years old. A month ago, I received good news, and my father, who participated in the scientific expedition for the third time, finally succeeded in killing seven in and seven out of the single-plank bridge of the scientific expedition at the age of 41, and finally got his wish and was admitted to the Jinshi. The 41-year-old Jinshi is not young, but in fact, he is not old, and he still has a certain training value. As a result, Lotte's father, Lehe, became a Hanlin Jishi with honor.
And Lotte's trip is to ride the wind and waves to the capital to enjoy happiness. In the past three days, Comrade Le Xiaotian has been combing the memories of the original owner Lotte at the same time. Although I couldn't catch the tide of the mountain system to get a gold finger or something, but I was also a soul wearer, and I still enjoyed the memory of my predecessor, so that I didn't even have an identity certificate or anything, at least I had a certain amount of capital to live.
The identity of the second generation of officials determines that it will not be too hard, and if you use your limited historical knowledge in the capital to hug your thick thighs or something, it is estimated that there will be no catastrophe in this life. If you're lucky, study hard, and rely on your not stupid head, melon, and the foundation of your predecessor, maybe you can get a name or something.
Coincidentally, according to the memory of the predecessor, the current year is the thirtieth year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty. Before Comrade Xiaotian came over, because he wanted to shoot the blue sky, Hai Rui briefly studied some history related to Hai Rui in the Ming Dynasty, especially during the Jiajing period, Comrade Xiao Tian seemed to see one thick thigh after another beckoning to him. Maybe he's a general? Maybe he is the master of Zhongxing in the Ming Dynasty. Well, it must be, people who don't have any background can be a prince or something, and the second generation of their own positive and red officials may really be able to turn the tide and help the building to fall. It's a little exciting to think about.
Just when Comrade Xiaotian was messy in the wind and imagined the future from time to time, a sharp whistle made him have to sit up.
Enemy attack, must be enemy attack, one by one the men put down their work, ran in a mess, for a time scolding the mother, howling and crying accompanied by scattered gunshots filled Xiaotian's ears. it's not going to be that unlucky... This is especially an official ship, although I know that the Japanese in the middle of the Ming Dynasty are more arrogant, but it is not so presumptuous. Thinking of the various atrocities of the Japanese in history, Comrade Xiaotian's tears were left out, and the unlucky people who were occasionally shot made Comrade Xiaotian, who lived in the era of modern peace, scared to urine, as if his bladder was about to explode, this is really dead, not a devil in Hengdian.
Comrade Xiaotian hid in the dark cabin with a group of so-called nobles who were also screaming, and although he knew that it was useless, he still extinguished the oil lamp used for lighting in the cabin, as if the darkness could make the widows unable to see themselves.
Le Xiaotian looked around, there were about a dozen people hiding in like himself, these were other guests with status on the boat, there were old and young, men and women, it is worth comforting that Le Xiaotian's performance is quite good in it, although the legs are soft, the feet are soft, and the hands are cold, but Lao Tzu is still standing, much better than the few people who were directly stunned on the side. More than a dozen people squatted together in a circle, as if this could bring some warmth to each other. No one spoke, in fact, Xiao Tian himself was speechless, unprecedented fear made Xiao Tian's tongue surprisingly hard, such as the Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva Allah Christ bless, let the men outside repel the invading enemies, Xiao Ye I still have to go to the capital to hug the thighs, Xiao Ye just came to the Ming Dynasty for three days, except lying down day and day and day and did nothing.
As time passed, the fear was not so great, at least not so much about peeing. I don't know how long it took, but it gradually quieted down, and the shouts of killing became quieter and quieter, until it was almost inaudible. Everyone stared closely at the small door in front of them, everyone knows, that determines everyone's fate, bless, bless, I hope it will be the man on the ship who will open the door in a while. It may be that there are too many gods worshipped by Xiao Tian, or that the gods are too busy to hear, and as the small door opens, the dazzling sunlight shines in with deep despair.
An unfamiliar face, how to describe it, very ugly, not handsome at all, it looks obvious from afar, the rough sandpaper-like skin, the clothes on the body are in tatters, just like the beggars, if it weren't for the bloody gas from the shop and the bloody machete in the hand, you might think that this is a refugee fleeing the famine.
"Come out", threw down two words and turned around to get out of the way. Perhaps it was fear that made these nobles forget to think, and they didn't know who took the lead, and more than a dozen people walked out one by one as if they were tied by a rope, waiting for the judgment of fate.
Your sister, Lao Tzu just walked through, you guys are on the wrong set. Before I turned it on, I was going to get a boxed lunch. Lao Tzu's dream of 300 years is to come over as a trick?
The situation after coming out is slightly different from what Xiao Tian thought, doesn't it mean that the scholars of the dynasty are very dignified, not to mention scolding or something, what about the unyielding little eyes that are good? Why are they all like quails, more than a dozen people are kneeling without exception, and they feel that they are kneeling in a row, which is the immediate sense of cutting off their heads one by one.
By this time, it was already a little dark, and the people on the deck without torches were already a little blurry. I can't see the faces of the pirates clearly, in fact, I can see Xiaotian clearly and I don't dare to look up, I vaguely heard some pirates talking, fortunately they speak Chinese, although it is not Mandarin, but they can understand the words of people and can communicate not. Well, after all, pirates are still trying to make money, and maybe there is a chance to pay a ransom.
"Don't kill me, my family is very rich, my father is Li Gang, the richest man in Hangzhou, how much gold, silver and jewelry you want, the family hoards the same grain as a hill, the silk shops in Hangzhou are all opened by our family, I will write you a letter to my father, he can fill you with a boatload of silver."
Who is this, how can you rob me of my lines. Besides, dude, are you really good at bragging?
Poof, a guy with a face that says I'm fierce, I'm not a good person, slaughtered him without saying a word.
Isn't it, big brother, even if this guy blows a little hard, you won't be so decisive, are the pirates of the Ming Dynasty all treating money as dung, are you really pirates, won't you be terrorists?
Calm down, be sure to be calm. Think about how you can be saved. By the way, my cheap dad is now admitted to the Jinshi, and he is also an official, and the government still has some deterrence, and they will definitely be afraid of it.
"If you know each other, quickly let me go, let me go, I tell you that my grandfather is the first assistant Yan Song of the dynasty, I am the only seedling of our old Yan family's nine generations of single transmission, this time I went down to Jiangnan to Dingguo Gong's house as a guest, if I have a three-long and two-short country, the grandfather will definitely send troops to exterminate you, as long as you put me back, I promise not to pursue it, and I will also get a boat of good weapons and armor for you."
Big brother, you're enough, you have to brag and make drafts, okay, aren't you really a monkey invited to tease.
Poof, it's still the guy who says I'm fierce and I'm not a good person, this time I may feel that a knife is not fun, and after a knife, it is another knife, as if I want to chop that guy into dumpling filling. "Grandma's Lao Tzu hates you corrupt officials the most, especially the one surnamed Yan. Chop off your dog's head and return the world to a bright future"
Isn't it, big brother, you really believe him when he brags, and besides, it's so disobedient for such a righteous line to come out of your mouth, you really didn't get the wrong script, did you go to the wrong set?
Calm down, be sure to be calm. Think about whether there is any other way, anyway, I am also a serious actor, and I will make up a story to make them think that I am my own person. Well, that's right, believe in yourself and you can.
"Young man, we washed the Dragon King Temple, which team are you from, the old man and your boss Wufeng shipowner are friends of life and death, and they have been robbed together and prostituted together, and recently they are tired of fighting and killing and planning to go back to the land to live in seclusion, if you don't believe it, I have a token left by the owner of Wufeng, and I told me that when I was in danger, I took out this token as if I saw his old man himself."
It's really fake, why don't you say that you are Wang Zhi himself.
Poof. Dead again.
I'll go, this style of painting is not right. Went to the wrong set, are you sure this is not a remake of domestic Ling Ling paint, where is the star master, save me.
Calm down, you must be calm, there will be a way.
"Big brother spare my life, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old baby, the court taxes are heavier than one day, and more than a dozen people in the family rely on me to feed, please do a good job and bypass me."
Poof.
"Don't kill me, I am Liu Bowen's successor from generation to generation, I know astronomy and geography, and I know the war strategy, I am willing to take refuge in the king, and do what I have learned in my life to help the king clear the universe and achieve the cause of the king."
Poof
"Don't kill me, I'm a famous prostitute in Qinglou, Qingyin's body is soft and easy to push down, I can warm the bed, and I can give birth to a baby. I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am especially good at, let me live, and ensure that all the kings will be immortals every day from now on."
Well, this one didn't cut, it stayed. It turns out that you don't kill people when you see them.
Poof, poof, poof. Except for the ability to warm the bed, none of the ladies could escape the enemy's hunger and thirst. What should I do, this is a fucking gender advantage, I can't let my master sell his ass. If the master is willing to sell, someone must be willing to buy it. me, I'm the only one left in a blink of an eye.
Xu is pirates found it interesting, and the pirates looked at Le Xiaotian with more interest, as if they were waiting for his last words to relieve their boring days.
"Big brothers, I'm useful. I am a showman, I can write and read newspapers. And I'm a god operator, I'm good at accounting and bookkeeping, and I can do business, I can help you. ”
When it was over, the butcher's knife was raised, and I said it wasn't that easy, and I was going to die. There must be a way, hurry up and think about it. Help me
"Wait a minute, big brother, I can still speak the Chinese language, I can be an interpreter for you, and I can help you incorporate them next time you meet the real Japanese."
Stop. A wonderful sound could be heard in the distance. It's wonderful, Xiaotian swears to the sky that he has never heard such a beautiful voice, and it succeeded, Le Xiaotian didn't know, the scale of the pirate he encountered was not small, and there was never a real widow to join, just because there was no suitable tongue in the team, because most of them were fleeing farmers and fishermen, and some would even secretly return to the land to live, so the combat effectiveness was not strong, and there was a lack of high-level martial arts knife troops, and the leader had always hated and envied those troops with Japanese dwarves. Charge you in front, retreat after you break off, can fight and kill, martial arts are strong and not afraid of death, who doesn't like such subordinates.
"You said you could speak the Japanese language, say a few words and I'll listen"
Oh Ma Bang, hole by hole, all gone, the dog wants your mother to die. Potatoes cost three dollars a pound, and one digging a sack.
"Well, that's good, you stay"
Le Xiaotian was really in tears at the moment. Thank you**** Muto teacher, thank you **** for being really my big TC otaku.
In this way, our protagonist Comrade Xiaotian was confused and deceived into getting on the thief ship. The road ahead is long, and with the setting of the sun, the light is taken away little by little. The road ahead is getting darker and darker, and Le Xiaotian's heart is becoming more and more confused. Meow, the three-day plan was done in vain.