When Chen Zijian woke up, he saw himself lying in a thatched hut, the walls were empty, there was no furniture, and several people in ragged clothes looked at him, he turned over and shouted, "You guys...... You guys... It's ......"

A burly man came up, slapped him hard, and said, "It's annoying, you're finally awake, I thought you died and went to report to Lord Yama!" Let's go, let's have a few drinks! ”

Another said, "You just tell him to drink, he has slept for seven days and seven nights, so let him rest!" ”

The former said, "Lu Xuan, don't bother, it's because he has slept for so many days, and now he is finally alive, don't drink to celebrate, is it worthy of himself?" Go, it's annoying, don't listen to Lu Juan! ”

"This ......" Chen Zijian was so hungry that he was happy to hear that there was wine to drink, but who is this person? One is named Lu Juan, what about the others? Who are they, look at the walls of this house, what kind of place is this? He couldn't help but look at his outfit, how could he be dressed the same as them? Why is it a coarse sack?

At this moment, a person walked out of the inner hall, only to see that this person's waist was as thick as a bucket, his buttocks were fat, his arms were like a gong, and his movements were clumsy. When this person spoke, he realized that it was a woman, an authentic female voice, oh my God, there would be such a rich woman in the world!

When the burly man saw this, he hurriedly smiled and said, "I said sister, how can you do this?" Annoyed that you just woke up, you said that people should die, when people didn't wake up, you cried and made trouble all day long, people woke up, but you said people should die, do you want others to die? Or do you want someone else not to die? ”

The fat woman roared, "Dead Liu San, get out of the way, what does it matter to you about the two of me?" ”

What the? This fat woman...... Couple...... This is not a joke, Chen Zijian was almost frightened, what is this, how can I have such a fat woman, why are there two of them?

Lu Juan said, "Sister-in-law, don't quarrel with Third Brother Liu, in the past seven days and seven nights, he has been guarding Brother Fan here except for Widow Cao's house, you should thank him!" Decoction to find Langzhong, which is not Liu Sange's business? ”

The fat woman nodded and said, "I know all this, I remember it in my heart, if it weren't for you, the head of the house would have been ...... long ago ...... long ago"

Called Liu San's humanity, "Cut, what's this, it's all good brothers, now it's okay, this is a good thing, go, I invite everyone to drink and celebrate!" ”

The fat woman said, "Third Brother Liu, this ...... Fan Hao just right, this ......"

Liu San said, "What's this, people die warmly, I'm afraid of a dick!" It's annoying now, drink some wine, wine is food*** The more you drink, the younger you get, maybe he just drinks some wine! Let's go! ”

As they spoke, they helped Chen Zijian up, and Lu Juan said, "Sister-in-law, don't worry, we will drink it, and we guarantee that Brother Fan will come back with a lot of any part, and you will be happy tonight!" ”

The fat woman grabbed the straw on the ground, threw it at Lu Juan, and shouted, "Damn Lu Juan, I think you are looking for death, if you want to get out, get away!" ”

When the three of them saw this, they squeezed out of the thatched hut and came outside, only to see that there were all low wooden houses outside, and all kinds of shops were open on both sides, "What kind of place is this?" How did you come to an ancient town? Which tourist attraction is this? Why are all the people here dressed in such rags? Doesn't that look like a tourist? ”

Liu San said, "Lu Xuan, go, go and see Xiahou Ying, Xiao He and Cao Shen, just say that Fan Hao is awake, let them go to the Cao Family Tavern to drink." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lu Wan said, "Okay, I'll go now!" With that, he walked away.

Chen Zijian was puzzled, "Liu San? Lu Xuan? Xiahou baby? Xiao He? Cao Shen? Fat woman? This ancient street? What is this? Where are they? That's weird, isn't it? This Liu San seems to be righteous, why not ask him now? ”

When Chen Zijian was about to step forward to ask Liu San, a person came across from him and said to Liu San, "Hey, Liu San, you owe me money, when will you pay it back?" ”

Liu San said, "Why are you panicking, when Lao Tzu has money, he will pay you back, and I will be the emperor in the future, I will pay you back as much as you want!" ”

Chen Zijian secretly laughed in his heart, oh my God, what is the situation, why do people still want to be emperors now? Is he mentally ill? The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, you have to pay back the money you owe, kill people to pay for your life, repay debts and money, it is justified, you have no money now, and you can't pretend to be sick to deceive others?

At this time, a person ran from the side of the road and rushed to Liu Sandao, "Brother Liu, how is your luck today?" Do you want to get two? ”

Liu San smiled and said, "Today, my Fan Hao brother has recovered from a serious illness, and my brothers have gone to the Cao Family Tavern to drink, and they will come back another day!" ”

The man laughed and said, "You, it's a trivial matter to go to drink, you want to go to Widow Cao's to eat good meat steamed buns!" ”

Liu San glared at him and said, "Get out!" Look at you, can you spit ivory out of your mouth? That meat steamed bun is mine, I should eat it, it's your bird business! ”

Who is this Liu San? Why did the people on the street know him so well? Either ask him for money, or invite him to gamble for money, who is he?

Don't ask who he is, who are you? How did he get here, did the old man with the white beard bring him here? Is this a crossing? No, how is it possible to turn this plane around? Rushing through, those are all things that are rotten in modern online novels, how can they exist in real life? But what is this place? Who are you?

Liu San greeted the passers-by, and took Chen Zijian to the Cao family tavern, only to see that this tavern is not big, under the low thatched house, the door curtain made of grass grass, where does it look like a tavern? Walking into the tavern, there were only two or three long tables inside, and a woman wrapped in a headscarf stepped forward, and when she was about to say hello, she was hugged in her arms by Liu Sanyi, and said with a hippie smile, "Do you miss me?" ”

The woman struggled away, glared at Liu San and said, "You old and indecent thing, you don't look at it, Brother Fan is here, you don't invite him to sit, but you come to hinder me from doing my work!" ”

I don't know how many times I've heard others call themselves Fan Xu, is it really Fan Xu? Fan Xu? Is it Fan Hao under Liu Bang in the Hongmen Banquet?

Chen Zijian was taken aback, he was not very good at reading history, and the exam was 20 points, so he relied on luck. But from the TV series, he knows that there is a Hongmen banquet, he knows that there is Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, he knows that there is Xiao He Fan, and he also knows that there is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and the story of Farewell My Concubine, is this ...... Is it really a crossing?

Liu San hugged the woman tightly and said, "It's not like my brother hasn't seen you and me do good deeds, what's this?" ”

Liu San and the others are still there, Chen Zijian pinched his thigh fiercely, and a wave of pain came up, it really hurts, this is not a dream, how did he become Fan Xu? What the hell is going on?