Chapter 8 Strange Foodies
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In the three days, Chen Yifan was very comfortable, no one bothered him, in addition to his mother's nagging, urging marriage, there were neighbors, greetings, Chen Yifan stayed at home for three days, in the morning, he didn't eat anything, put on the new clothes three years ago, and rushed out.
"This kid cleaned up early in the morning, is it going to be?" Ge Dongqing guessed happily, his brows had been raised, and he was excited.
After Chen Yifan went out, he passed by the tofu stall, stopped, kept shaking his hand, trying to attract Shi Min's attention, clinker Shi Min had been immersed in work, he didn't look at him, a quarter of an hour, two quarters of an hour, half an hour, Chen Yifan stiffened and embarrassed.
"Sister Shi Min, good morning."
Shi Min raised his head at this time, listened to the familiar voice, stared at it, it was Chen Yifan, his face suddenly turned red, he looked around carefully, no one came and went, and no one paid attention to them, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and kept patting his chest, this action made Chen Yifan greedy, staring at her rather large breasts, unable to divert his gaze.
Shi Min noticed Chen Yifan's fiery cannibalistic gaze, looked down at his chest, and knew where he looked, his hands were stiff there, he didn't know where to put them, his face was red, he didn't dare to raise his head, and he responded softly: "En." ”
Chen Yifan was even more teasing in his heart, and approached and teased: "Sister Shi Min, today is more beautiful." ”
Chi Guoguo's praise, straight eyes, Shi Min's face was so red, his head was buried in his chest, and his little body was red, which made people look at it and couldn't help but come up, Chen Yifan was even happier, Shi Min's sister is like this, I like it.
"Sister Shi Min, why don't you speak, are you uncomfortable, do you want Brother Yifan to help you take a look." Saying that he stretched out his hand to take the pulse, Shi Min blushed even more, couldn't bear it, and went back to the house, leaving an empty shop, and Chen Yifan, who stretched out his hand, very embarrassed.
Seeing this, Chen Yifan retracted his hand, touched his nose, and said with a smile: "This Shi Min girl is too timid. ”
His heart was full of happy thoughts, chattering a few words, and then leaving, after he left, a head was secretly exposed in the store, staring at Chen Yifan's distant back, stunned, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
After flirting with Shi Min's sister, Chen Yifan was very happy, in a surprisingly good mood, humming songs, dancing, and dancing along the way, Chen Yifan didn't realize it, or didn't care, let them watch it casually, I am me, I just live happily.
Soon came to the inn, found a good position, sat down, Xiao Er sent tea, and the menu, Chen Yifan ordered a few small dishes, slowly tasted the tea, the tea is very astringent, the taste is very strong, a sip down, a little unaccustomed, usually used to drinking alcohol, suddenly drinking tea, really not adaptable, tea entrance, a little spirit.
stared, there was a person in front of him, it was none other than Xiao Liang, who was cheated last time, swaggered up, sat down, picked up the tea, took a sip of it, one sip was not enough, and then he stopped, exhaled: "You kid finally appeared, I thought you wouldn't come?" I'm about to go to your house to find you, yes, yes, arrive on time, people like you, I like it the most. ”
Chen Yifan squeezed his eyes helplessly, and said angrily: "Say, what is the matter?" I can tell you, I don't care if it's confused, and besides, can you introduce some reliable people, either ugly or fat, unsightly, you can't be serious for a while, you can't help but cheat me? ”
Xiao Liang waved his hand and shouted: "Go, you kid is embarrassed to say this, I'll let you help a few times, but as a result, all of them are yellow, you say that you kid, you can't be reliable, and you also say that I'm not reliable, you tell me, the last time Huang Yuan's daughter was a daughter, that look, that figure, devilish, why do you dislike people." ”
Chen Yifan suddenly became angry, and said angrily: "You are embarrassed to say that that woman is good, but what people want is to plug the door upside down, you let me be a dignified man to do this kind of thing, are you still embarrassed to go to my house?" ”
I thought it was a beautiful woman and a good object, but in the end, what people wanted was to insert the door upside down, that is, to get rich, how could Chen Yifan agree, it was not that he looked down on him, but that he looked down on him in this era, and his parents didn't want to, if he really wanted to do this, his parents promised not to beat him to death.
Xiao Liang also felt indebted, and said apologetically: "That time was because of an accident, this time, but it's a good thing, a big good thing, let me tell you, Chen Yifan, this time it's Boss Zhang's woman who wants to recruit a son-in-law, and invited the literati of the entire Lingzhou City, you kid want to go in, don't you hurry up and thank you, brother." ”
Chen Yifan rolled his eyes, such a thing, there must be no good thing, according to his understanding of Xiao Liang, good things don't come to him, and all the things that come to him are difficult things, such as which daughter is seriously ill and needs to be happy, which daughter is too fat, no one wants it, or it means that he has some unspeakable disease, no one wants it, find someone to count, at this time, it will be Chen Yifan's appearance.
"Xiao Liang, I hope you don't lie to me this time, otherwise, I'll let you see why the flowers are so red?"
Xiao Liang really didn't know, and asked, "Why?" ”
Chen Yifan raised his palm and made very vivid movements, Xiao Liang suddenly understood, covered his face, and whispered: "Chen Yifan, you can't mess around, I rely on my face to eat." ”
"Poof."
Chen Yifan squirted out a mouthful of tea and almost choked, can you not be so shameless and say that you want to trust each other?
The two of them didn't talk nonsense, after eating, settling the bill, and then walking together, walking through the streets and alleys, and came to the door of a courtyard, there were two families at the door, strictly guarded, and everyone who went in had to show the invitation, Chen Yifan turned his head, only to see Xiao Liang take out the invitation, swaggered in, and the two families were immediately released, and the two went in, and many scholars came in behind them.
After entering, suddenly opened, the sky was clear, the sun was just right, under the sun, many scholars in the courtyard greeted each other, some of them were also, some were saying this, saying that, full of nonsense, saying words that others could not understand, and some people waved fans, this kind of weather, don't you feel cold?
In short, there are all kinds of strange things, counting Chen Yifan and Xiao Liang, this can be regarded as a big collection of strange things, the two talked while walking, and met a few acquaintances, Chen Yifan remembered, weren't those two cleaning the toilet in the yamen? How did he turn around and become a literati?
"There are strange things every year, and there are many of them today."
Xiao Liang heard this, smiled, did not make a sound, took Chen Yifan to a table, sat down, after Chen Yifan sat down, there were many tables around, there was a lot of food and wine on the table, the number of people was about hundreds, such a scale, such consumption, on this day, I am afraid that a lot of silver is needed, and it is really the local tyrant Zhang Da Boss.
There was no one at the table where the two sat down, only two people, and there were also a few scattered people sitting at the other tables, many of them were standing, posing in the movements they thought were very handsome, nothing mattered, the posture was important, Chen Yifan sat for a long time, felt that it was too obvious here, and said: "Xiao Liang, I'll go sit over there, you sit here by yourself." ”
"Wait ......."
Xiao Liang stretched out his hand, wanting to hold Chen Yifan, Chen Yifan had already left, walking so fast, Xiao Liang had to put down his hand, make sure that Chen Yifan was not leaving, his heart settled down a little, turned around and drank, Chen Yifan came to the most remote table, there was no one, it was too remote, the scholars all wanted to be in the limelight, and they would not sit in such a position, as soon as Chen Yifan left, many people quickly sat down at the table.
Chen Yifan didn't care about anything else, sat on the chair, looked around, many people were chatting, not in a hurry, the time was still early, Chen Yifan had nothing to do, picked up the wine glass, took two sips lightly, and then ate something, he was too full at noon, and he had no appetite for the time being.
Extremely bored, Chen Yifan found that he came too early, so he had to lie on the table and sleep, this time he lay down, an hour passed, Chen Yifan woke up, in a blur, Chen Yifan saw a figure in front of him, as if he was doing everything out of the ordinary, Chen Yifan shook his head, polished his eyes, and stared wide-eyed, a person was eating.
Holding a chicken leg in his left hand, a duck leg in his right hand, and biting the chicken leg in his mouth, the oil stains are all around his lips, very cute, Chen Yifan took a closer look, it turned out to be a like-minded person, that person saw Chen Yifan suddenly wake up, his eyes looked at him, he suddenly stopped moving, painfully handed over the duck leg in his hand, and reluctantly gave it to Chen Yifan.
Chen Yifan didn't know how, the ghost sent the god to take it, then took a bite, swallowed it, and after eating a bite, he found that there was an embossing mark on it, which was very small, as if it was not his, looking up at the man in front of him, the man seemed to think of something, and his face was suddenly red to half of it, and he was very shy.
Chen Yifan looked down from above, his nose twitched, and an aroma mixed with other smells invaded his nose, Chen Yifan's eyes fell on his obvious position, and the corners of his mouth cracked, this is a woman, dressed as a man.
The "man" twisted his body, and was looked at by Chen Yifan like this, as if his body had been penetrated, his eyes flashed with a hint of panic, and he said secretly: "He won't see it, right?" ”
Worried, very nervous, Chen Yifan didn't speak, lowered his head and bit the duck leg, it was delicious, not bragging, oily but not greasy, lips and teeth were fragrant, maybe it was because this woman had eaten it.
Soon finished eating a duck leg, Chen Yifan lowered his head to look for chopsticks, picked up the chopsticks and began to wrestle the clouds, that speed, that scene, let the "man" on the other side open his mouth, so big that he could put down an egg, his eyes did not blink, staring at Chen Yifan in a daze, he didn't recognize himself, he was also a foodie?
These questions kept popping up in my mind, and for a moment, I forgot to eat chicken legs.