Chapter 9 Fat Chick Zhang Yue
"Aren't you going to eat?"
Chen Yifan raised his head and asked, the "man" was suddenly asked by Chen Yifan, lost his square inch, and was so panicked that he almost lost his chicken legs, and finally calmed down and began to stammer: "No...... No, I ....... Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Chen Yifan couldn't help laughing, this woman, she was scared and revealed the prototype, but looking at this woman's figure, appearance, snow-white skin, she was a beauty at first glance, Chen Yifan thought about it, the "man" was even more nervous, her face was red, she was so hot that she lowered her head and bit the chicken leg, which was tasteless.
"This is delicious, try it?"
Chen Yifan handed over a pig's trotter with a bad taste, it looked delicious, the "man" hesitated, looked at the pig's trotter for a long time, and didn't move, not because he didn't want to eat, but his eyes revealed a kind of disgust, contempt, and in a dilemma, she chose not to take it, Chen Yifan knew, got it, and was another lady.
Pork is meat that only untouchables eat, and generally large families will not eat this kind of thing, because the pig is not castrated, and the taste has a sassy smell, and the place where the pig lives is too smelly, it looks disgusting, and the average rich person will not eat this kind of thing.
However, Lingzhou City is different, the pigs here have no peculiar smell, because they are all castrated, speaking of this, I have to say that it is the credit of Chen Yifan, he raised two pigs, the first time he ate a smell, after the second time, Chen Yifan deliberately castrated, the technology was immature, and he was splashed with blood at that time, and then the taste of pork was really different, so it was spread out, and everyone knew about it, and the whole Lingzhou City knew it.
Then it evolved for a few years, and pork became a common meat food here, but this is also second only to Lingzhou City, Chen Yifan can guess that the woman should have just come to Lingzhou City, and I don't know why.
Bite and chew in a big mouthful, and eat the fragrant fragrance, which makes people have a great appetite when they look at it, the "man" looks at it and chokes and foams, puts down the chicken legs, just watching Chen Yifan eat, he feels full, his little eyes keep flashing, is it really that delicious? But didn't Mama say that pork is something that only untouchables eat, and it is not delicious.
"What? Do you want to taste it too? It's really delicious, I don't lie to you, take a bite. β
Chen Yifan directly put the half-gnawed pig's trotters to her mouth, the "man" hesitated for a long time, and didn't want to open his mouth, but his body unconsciously opened his mouth, and he took a small bite, and when he encountered something wrong, he immediately spit it out, chewed for a long time, no peculiar smell, it seemed to be good, swallowed, staring at Chen Yifan with bright eyes.
"How? Isn't it delicious? Let me tell you, this pork, Lingzhou City is different from other places, and the pork in other places has a somewhat sassy smell, scorching smell, do you know? β
The "man" had a flushed face and nodded, why is this person so and open-mouthed, but the pig's trotters are really delicious, while gnawing on the pig's trotters, while bowing his head, Chen Yifan continued: "Let me tell you, why is this pork different?" It's because ............. β
Chen Yifan whispered a few words, and the "man's" face was like a burning cloud in the sky, red and red, and it didn't disperse for a long time.
Chen Yifan was even happier in his heart, this woman still seemed to be very naΓ―ve, and she said two sentences like this, but fortunately, she didn't leave immediately, Chen Yifan didn't speak, but ate, ate, ate.
If you continue to talk about it, it's not suitable, what if you scare people away? The "man" slowly recovered, his eyes blinked, staring at Chen Yifan, the red on his face dissipated, gnawing on the pig's trotters, curious, she ate a piece of pork again, hey, it's really different, it's delicious, and then he couldn't stop, the two of them were crazy, so that the scholars around them left one after another, leaving a sentence of "insulting Sven".
Chen Yifan didn't care about him, and said sarcastically in a low voice: "Sven scum." β
"Poof."
The "man" couldn't stand it, laughed out loud, his eyebrows trembled, and he was cute, Chen Yifan said again: "Don't laugh, many people here are Sven scum, such as that person, that's the one, yes, the one in white, he is the one who cleans the toilet in the yamen." β
"Gross."
The "man" couldn't stand it, he almost vomited, his eyes widened, obviously he didn't believe it, his lips moved slightly, Chen Yifan knew what she meant, and said: "Don't doubt it, I've never lied to people." β
Righteous and awe-inspiring, swearing, never lying, very sincere, the "man" believed it, and then asked: "What about this person?" β
"This one, it's a married man, come to see the excitement."
"Where's this?"
"It's a watchman, and you'll see him tonight."
"Wouldn't it? Then there are not many scholars? The "man" was surprised, covering his mouth and asking.
Chen Yifan said without thinking: "Yes, did you see that person, it was the one on the table, he saw it, yes, it was him, he was a scholar, his name was Xiao Liang, he was eight buckets high, he was rich in five cars, he knew astronomy and geography, there was nothing he didn't know, it is said that he is still an old bird in the forest, and he is nicknamed the little white fish in the waves." β
Xiao Liang looked over and smiled at the two of them, that lewd smile, the "man" obviously didn't believe it, gritted his teeth and asked: "Why don't I look like it, and what do you mean by the old bird in the forest?" β
Chen Yifan said seriously: "The old bird in the forest is the old bird in the woods, do you understand?" β
The "man" nodded as if he understood whether he understood or not, and then asked, "Is this really the explanation?" β
"Really, I never lie."
"Then I take your word for it." The "man" son is innocent.
Chen Yifan glanced at him again, and determined that this person was really an innocent woman who was not deeply involved in the world, really ignorant, and didn't know anything, Chen Yifan was relieved, it was not that he deliberately deceived such a kind woman, but that he was forced by reality and had no choice but to do so, Amitabha.
The "man" saw that Chen Yifan was silent, followed by silence, and kept thinking in his mind, what does the old bird in the forest mean, he really didn't lie to me, as for the little white fish in the waves, he had already left it behind, looked at Xiao Liang again, and said to himself: "Is there really such a powerful scholar?" β
In the silence of the two, there was a commotion in front, Boss Zhang came out, he was rich and oily, his hair was still there, and he came out with the belly of his eight-month-old son, with a smile and a smile, all vomiting everyone, he came to the center of the courtyard as if nothing happened, pressed his hands, and the scholars focused their eyes and quieted down.
"That...... Hello everyone, I am the organizer of this party Zhang Ban, everyone to give face, call the old man a big boss, not to give face, also call a big boss, this boss does not brag, in Lingzhou City, I really can't find someone richer than me, this time, the boss invited everyone to come, the purpose is two, one, is to let the scholars come out of their busy schedules to eat, chat, get to know each other, promote the harmony of our Lingzhou City, unite everyone's scattered hearts, and contribute to the glory of my Lingzhou City. β
"As for the second, it is the marriage of the little girl, presumably everyone here wants to see the little girl's appearance of the moon and the moon, the country and the city, everyone loves her, the flowers bloom, the world is unparalleled, the fairy is as beautiful as the mortal, don't worry, the little girl is out."
Boss Zhang clapped his hands, there was a lot of movement behind him, the curtain appeared, the silk and satin were constantly spread on the ground, the maid came out, stood a few on one side, it was beautiful, just looking at the figure of the maid, it made the scholars below salivate, the "man" looked at Chen Yifan curiously, why didn't he move, didn't he say that men like to look at beautiful women?
"Why don't you look?"
Chen Yifan bared his teeth and said: "What's so good-looking, it's definitely not a beauty, it's better to eat, the world is not as big as eating, you say, right?" β
The "man" was stunned for a moment, nodded happily, and responded: "En." β
The two lowered their heads and swallowed, there was a lot of movement above, in front of everyone's eyes, Boss Zhang's daughter came out, shrouded in tulle, covered by the maid, unable to see her face clearly, driven by curiosity, many scholars couldn't help but rush up, blocked by the family, seeing this situation, Boss Zhang was very happy, yes, that's it, the more the better, the smile is more happy.
His daughter came out and appeared in the eyes of everyone, and suddenly the sound of vomiting could be heard below, how could one vomit, some people who had lost hope left immediately.
"Boss Zhang, I'm sorry, there's something going on at home."
"I haven't cooked the food at home yet, so I will leave."
"I didn't wash my clothes under it, so I went back in a hurry and said goodbye."
"Under ......."
There are many reasons, and if you are halfway away at once, can you not go? Look at the woman above, you can't say it's a woman, the figure is Chen Yifan plus one, this kind of figure, in this era, is definitely a national treasure, unique, peerless, Boss Zhang really didn't say anything wrong, it's all a fact.
"Look, I'm not wrong, am I?"
The "man" nodded stupidly, unable to believe the facts he saw in front of him, his eyes widened, and he stared at Chen Yifan, which means how do you know, Chen Yifan did not explain, and made a mountain man with his own clever plan, which was very bad.
However, there are still people who stay, for money, for power, for various reasons, and it's time to witness the miracle, Boss Zhang unveiled the thin veil that shrouded his daughter Zhang Yue's head, and slowly unveiled it, and the people below waited eagerly, couldn't help choking a few times, and some of their necks were stretched, waiting for this moment.
The atmosphere is solemn.
Shortness of breath.
Don't dare to speak.
When it comes, a miracle is about to happen.
The tulle opened gently, and everyone was dumbfounded, and then vomited directly, and even vomited blood, fainted, so it was not spectacular, and the remaining people who could still move ran away without speaking at all.
Suddenly, everyone was gone, and there were only those who couldn't move, Chen Yifan must have left, and went out with the man, Xiao Liang smiled speechlessly and bitterly, he couldn't count this step, and when he came back to his senses, Chen Yifan had disappeared, how could he dare to stay where he was, and run away immediately.
"Daddy."
The roar of thunder shook the courtyard, and in a moment, the heavens and the earth changed color, the volcano erupted, and the corpses were mountains and a sea of blood.