640, King Duosi's coarse tea and light rice [1/2]
Because Zhao Yun's combat effectiveness was too strong, the Southern Barbarian Army did not dare to provoke the Gongsun Army again, and after handing over the prisoners, they obediently retreated to the southwest, and the Gongsun Army naturally collected its troops and returned to the city.
Tian Feng's pretty face turned red when he saw Sun Yu: "Seek the truth...... I'm sorry, I threw the Southern Route Army into the hands of the enemy, it's really useless. "Tian Feng is a person who loves face very much, Sun Yu used to give her a nickname called Sister Yuzi, but this time she led the army to attack but was all arrested, which is really a bit embarrassing, so she hides when she sees people now.
Sun Yu had no choice but to comfort: "It's okay, the ten gods will all be monsters, you suddenly run into one, it's normal to fall in love with other people's ways, and if you meet Meng Huo in the future, you will get off the horse and fight, and we won't be afraid of her." By the way, did that guy named Meng Huo bully you? ”
Tian Feng shook his head and said: "Although these Southern Barbarians look fierce, they are actually very simple, they are far less fond of bullying the captives as the Han people, they just tied us up and locked us in the prisoner camp, and they also sent us a pineapple feast to eat every day." ”
Sun Yu Daqi.
Tian Feng continued: "I feel that these Nanban people like to eat pineapples very much, and they send pineapples over every meal, but the production method is too peculiar, and the taste is really not good. ”
Sun Yu said curiously: "How did I hear that Meng Shu hates pineapples the most?" ”
Tian Feng shook his head: "What you say in your mouth may not be true, I see that Meng Shu is just talking and playing, otherwise why does her sister make pineapple meals every meal?" It must be because this sister of hers loves to eat. ”
Sun Yu realized in vain, and Gongsun Yue next to him also nodded and said, "That's right, if I change my sister, I will definitely not deliberately make things I don't like to eat for me." ”
Everyone walked and chatted, and returned to Liu Zhang's mansion, now this mansion has been requisitioned by Gongsun Jun, and the only place that poor Liu Zhang's sister can keep is her small garden and small building, and all other places are inhabited by Gongsun Jun's people. Liu Zhang's mansion is quite large, and there are still many empty rooms when all the female generals of Gongsun Jun are arranged to live in it.
However, when arranging for King Doth, there was a controversy among the people, and there was a lot of noise in the council hall at this time.
Sun Yu said seriously: "Nanban has caught our people and treated them well, so we should also treat Duo Si well." ”
"No way!" Gongsun Yue immediately jumped up and said, "She vomited poisonous water and hurt you, she is heinous, I suggest that she be locked up in a pigsty." ”
Zhuge Liang shook the goose feather fan and said: "I think it's better to wash the white and send it to the real room, but before that, I have to make an iron hood to cover her head, so that she won't vomit poisonous water again." ”
I'm dizzy, can you two be normal? Sun Yu Khan said: "It's not good, it's too much, I'm not really injured, isn't it cured?" ”
"Even if you get cured." Gongsun Yue said loudly: "Although she has been cured, she has also hurt you, in short, she must be severely punished." Why don't you break her legs first, and then let Zhang Zhongjing heal her. ”
Zhuge Liang shook his head and said: "The Southern Barbarians are like savages, where do they know the pain?" It's useless to beat and scold this kind of barbarian, it's better to wash it and put it in the form of eighteen. ”
Depressed, how can these two guys be like this? Sun Yu said seriously: "No, I am against the abuse of prisoners, and we also want to win Meng Shu to join our army, if she abuses her people, what if she refuses to return to her heart in the future?" ”
Sun Yu said this, which finally made Gongsun Yue and Zhuge Liang's thoughts lighten a little.
Gongsun Yue thought about it for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion: "Then let's do it, house arrest in the guest room." But...... Delicious and delicious food can never be provided, I heard that the Nanban people like to eat pineapples, hum, it is strictly forbidden to provide pineapples to Duosi, get her some coarse tea and light rice, pickles and radish, in short, I don't want her to live comfortably. ”
Sun Yu sighed, forget it, it is very difficult to ask the second lady to make concessions, so just serve Duosi with coarse tea and light rice.
Sun Yu knew that the girls held grudges and was afraid that they would do something unfavorable to Duo Si when they delivered the food, so he had to deliver the food himself. He went to the kitchen to find a big plate, made a bowl of rice, and made a plate of pickles, Gongsun Yue knew that Sun Yu was soft-hearted, and he was afraid that he would secretly make delicious food for Duo Si, so he kept watching from the side. Sun Yu wanted to steal a piece of bacon and bring it with him, so he had to give up.
After a while, Sun Yu came to the guest room where Duo Si was under house arrest with a plate of coarse tea and light rice.
The ropes on King Duosi's body have been untied, this is the hinterland of Gongsun Jun, and it is impossible to play any tricks in such a place as her "Poison Spring", which is a spoof of martial arts skills, so Gongsun Jun's people don't bother to tie her up, and leave her alone in the guest room, at this time she is sitting on the bed in the guest room in a daze.
Seeing Sun Yu coming in, still holding food in his hand, King Duosi snorted coldly and said, "Villain, don't think I'll eat what you sent." ”
"Eat some, if you don't eat, you'll starve to death." Sun Yu put the plate on the table in front of her and said in a low voice: "There are nothing good, just some pickles and radishes, don't dislike it." ”
King Duosi glanced at the plate, and suddenly his eyes widened, and he couldn't take his eyes off anymore, and said in a trembling voice, "Rice...... Pickles...... Turnip...... There is no pineapple? ”
Sun Yu said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I know you like to eat pineapple, but ...... We also have some different opinions within Gongsun Jun, and I don't want to strongly oppose it, so I have to send you something you don't like to eat, and next time I will try to get some pineapples......"
Before Sun Yu's words fell, two lines of clear tears suddenly fell from King Duosi's eyes, and he muttered in his mouth: "There is no pineapple......
"Oh, don't cry!" Sun Yu couldn't see the woman crying, and said hurriedly: "Next time, there must be pineapple next time." ”
"People don't want pineapples." King Duosi suddenly laughed happily: "Hahaha, there is no pineapple, I'm so happy!" I was finally able to eat a normal meal. ”
Sun Yu: "......"
I saw that King Duosi had tears on his face, grabbed the rice, pickles, and radish and stuffed it into his mouth, and muttered while stuffing: "Great, no pineapple, it's so cool, rice!" Pickles! Turnip! It's amazing, I'm so excited! ”
She swallowed so fast that she almost choked, as if she was putting delicacies from the mountains and seas in front of her, like a wind and clouds, and in an instant the contents of the plate disappeared without a trace, and she swallowed it all into her stomach. After eating, she actually looked at Sun Yu with tears in her eyes and said, "Why is there no pineapple?" I heard that your Gongsun Army people eat pineapples every day, and they eat pineapples every day, and there are pineapples in every dish, why are there no pineapples in the dishes sent to me? ”
Sun Yu Khan, why are you talking like a girl? He couldn't help but use the popular rebuttal of later generations: "You only eat pineapple every day, and your whole family eats pineapple every day." ”
King Duosi was taken aback: "How do you know? ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Forget it, it's really unreliable to talk to the Nanban, how can I understand what she's saying, but I don't know what she means? Sun Yu's sweat is about to start flowing again.
King Duosi tugged at the corner of Sun Yu's clothes with tears in his eyes, shook it, and said, "General Sun, can you continue to send rice, pickles, and radishes to the rice you send me tomorrow?" ”
"Ahem...... It's a tough one, but I'll do my best. Sun Yu replied with sweat.
"Wow, that's great." King Duosi jumped up happily, putting aside her identity as a "king", she was actually an innocent and innocent minority girl, lively and smart, and she was not as particular as the Han people, so she jumped over and kissed Sun Yu on the face: "You are really a good person." ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Hey, girl, you seem to have made a mistake, when you send someone a good person card, don't kiss it at the same time, are you a good person card?
Sun Yu covered his face and withdrew, and when he returned to the hall, Gongsun Yue, Zhuge Liang and others were still deliberating, and when they saw Sun Yu coming back, Gongsun Yue snorted and said, "Did those coarse tea and light rice make that woman angry?" ”
Sun Yu wiped his sweat and said, "It should be ...... It seems like...... She had a hard time swallowing. ”
Gongsun Yue was overjoyed: "What I want is this effect, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I will send her coarse tea and light rice, and I won't give her pineapple to eat, hahaha, I want this bad woman to be tortured." ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Well, you're going to toss around, and I'm going back to the house and working on programming languages.
Sun Yu returned to the house, sat cross-legged on the bed, closed his eyes, and then used his retina as the computer's display, and asked NM01 to project the program he had in mind on the retina and learn to program. These days, he learns and practices like this whenever he has free time.
The 32nd generation C++ language is generally not too difficult, in fact, there are many applications that have something in common with the first generation C++ language, but the changes of more than 1,000 years have made this language involve many planes that Sun Yu cannot understand, and these things have to be understood and studied slowly.
Now Sun Yu can use this language to perform simple four-rule operations, and can also do simple applications such as displaying a tile on the screen, analyzing mathematical formulas, and setting up multiple loops.
After a few hours, Sun Yu made up a simple program, the function of this program is to set a sequence of numbers and letters, and then let the program start from scratch and automatically verify to the last digit of the sequence. To put it bluntly, this is a small program that brute-force cracks passwords.
He took out the jade seal of the country, called out the virtual color robot inside, and then asked nm01 to show the virtual color the degree he had just made up, and said with a smile: "Virtual color girl, do you think it's okay for me to make up this program?" ”
It only took a moment for the void color to see that Sun Yu was making up a brute-force cracking program, and immediately said vigilantly: "What are you doing here?" ”
Sun Yu looked at the void color with ill intentions and said with a smile: "Needless to say, of course, it is used to crack the superuser authority of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". ”
"Hmph,." Void Color said in a contemptuous tone: "Your twentieth-century mindset, don't want to crack the superuser rights of the game. ”
"It's okay, anyway, it's impossible to make a perfect program at one time, even if it's the best system, you have to keep patching." Sun Yu smiled sheepishly: "Come on, False Color Girl, let's test the crack now, let me know where my program defects are, and I can patch them." ”
(To be continued)