639, Zhuge Liang's Art of Negotiation [2/2]

—— Meng Yu was also frightened by Xiao Zhao Yun's powerful combat power, but she said unconvinced: "We are not villains, you are villains!" ”

"We're not badass, you're badass." Xiao Zhaoyun immediately retorted.

The two little Loli talked in the unique dialogue of the little Lori, and the adults next to them listened to it with a long sweat.

Meng Shu said angrily: "You like to eat pineapple, I hate pineapple the most, so you are all bad guys." ”

"Pineapple? What is a pineapple? Can you eat it? Xiao Zhao Yun was puzzled.

"Pineapple is a scary thing that should never be eaten." Meng Huo said loudly: "I don't believe you, look at this!" ”

She grabbed it from her waist bag and actually grabbed a bun, which was a pineapple stuffed bun made by Zhu Rong herself, Meng Yu complained with tears in his eyes: "I actually use pineapple to make bun filling...... I'm desperate for the world. ”

"Huh? It's a bun! Xiao Zhao Yun was overjoyed: "Can you give me this bun to eat?" ”

"Hmph, you'll know what kind of horror this is when you eat it." Meng Shu stuffed the pineapple bun into Xiao Zhao Yun's hand.

Little Zhao Yun took a bite sharply: "Sour, astringent, very weird...... I've eaten meat buns, vegetable buns, and bean paste buns, and this is the first time I've eaten pineapple buns, which is quite interesting, as long as it's a bun, I like it. ”

Meng Shu: "......"

Sure enough, Gongsun Jun is too evil, such an evil food, she actually said she likes it!

Meng Huo was furious and said: "Kill me, I will never compromise with the enemy who likes to eat pineapple!" ”

At this moment, a woman's scream also sounded in the rear of the Southern Barbarian Army: "Don't hurt Xiao Yu!" Let's exchange captives! It turned out that Zhu Rong, who was cooking a pineapple feast in the rear army, arrived.

Zhu Rong has been in a better mood recently, when she used to cook pineapple dinners, Meng Huo always refused to eat it for various reasons, asked her to work hard to persuade her, and even forced Meng Huo to eat.

Moreover, the generals in the Southern Barbarian Army also don't like to eat pineapples, and they run away when they see the big meal she brings, which is very distressing for Zhu Rong, who likes to cook and can only cook with pineapples.

However, her distress disappeared a lot in the past two days, and the captives of Gongsun Jun gave her the confidence to unswervingly cook a pineapple feast! Whenever she brought a pineapple meal into the captive camp, it was immediately swept away and eaten.

The main force in eating pineapples is Yan Yan, in her words: "Food must not be wasted, it must be eaten all, not even the residue is left." ”

The second main force is Huang Zhong, in her words: "We are captives, and we are lucky enough to enjoy a big meal, how can we be picky eaters?" If captives are also picky eaters, is there still justice and justice in this world? No matter what kind of food it is, as a captive, you should eat it according to the other party's request, this is the consciousness of being a captive. ”

There is also a main force Xu Huang, in her words: "If you want me to eat pineapple, you must say the word please." Then Zhu Rong smiled and said, "Please eat the pineapple meal I made." Xu Huang didn't say a word after hearing this, and ate a full ten plates by himself.

The big meal he made was recognized, which was really happy for Zhu Rong, so the number of various pineapple meals has increased rapidly in recent days. It was also for this reason that Zhu Rong strictly protected the captives and did not allow the people of the Southern Barbarian Army to bully them.

Zhu Rong's original words were: "Those who love pineapple must be good people!" ”

However, after Zhu Rong's words reached Meng Shu's ears, Meng Huo even more determined that Gongsun Jun's people were evil: "Except for my sister, all of those who love pineapple are bad people!" ”

Just now, Zhu Rong was carefully cooking pineapple glutinous rice porridge in the back formation, and suddenly heard the busy tooth chief shouting "Don't kill the king", which frightened her a lot, and she quickly put down the work in her hand and ran over, just in time to see Xiao Zhao Yun's gun and sword on Meng Shu's body.

Zhu Rong brought Meng Huo up since he was a child, and he is half a sister and half a mother, and he almost dotes on Meng Huo. Seeing that her life was threatened, she was immediately frightened, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't kill Xiaoyu, let's exchange...... Swap captives! ”

This shout came at the right time, the Zhuge hooligan in the Gongsun Army had been waiting for a long time, and before Sun Yu and Gongsun Yue gave the order, she jumped out of the ground and laughed: "Okay, exchange prisoners!" ”

Zhuge Liang shook the goose feather fan and walked out of the formation slowly, Zhu Rong saw that she seemed to be in charge, so he also greeted her. The two looked at each other, and Zhuge Liang saw that Zhu Rong was dressed exactly the same as Meng Shu, both of them were tiger skin bandeau and tiger skin waist skirt, with a generous temperament and a graceful figure, and he had already guessed a few points in his heart, but he asked: "Isn't it Zhuge Liang, the military advisor of Gongsun Army, who are you?" ”

Zhu Rong said honestly: "My name is Zhu Rong, and I am Xiao Yu's sister. ”

Zhuge Liang's small eyes rolled, and he thought: Sister of the Southern Barbarian King, yes, this woman seems to be a person who can count words, but I don't know what her relationship with Meng Shu is, can she help Meng Shu get an idea.

At this time, Meng Huo was yelling and shouting: "Sister, don't negotiate with the bad guys!" ”

Zhu Rong turned his head, glared at Meng Shu and said, "You didn't listen to your sister's words and came out to fight, and you were caught, right?" Now that my sister wants to exchange you back, you still dare to talk nonsense? Shut up! ”

Meng Shu was startled and quickly shut up.

Zhuge Liang saw this scene with cold eyes, and thought: This woman has a very high status, and she can call Meng Shu to drink, it seems that the real king of the Southern Barbarians is her. Okay, so there's value in negotiating.

Zhu Rong said word by word in unfamiliar Chinese: "Zhuge Military Division, I want to exchange prisoners with you...... You let go of Xiao Yu, as well as King Duosi, and our side also let go of Tian Feng and Huang Zhong, what do you think? ”

"No way!" Zhuge Liang refused without thinking about it: "This change of law is not fair. ”

"One for one, two for two, how is it unfair?" Zhu Rong was puzzled.

Zhuge Liang stretched out his hand and pointed at Meng Shu and said: "She is the king of the Southern Barbarians, Tian Feng and others are just the generals of our army, you exchange a general for a king, this business is too profitable, I won't do it!" Tian Feng can only exchange Meng Huo's hand, you return Tian Feng to me, and I will cut Meng Huo's hand back to you. ”

Zhu Rong: "......"

Poor Nanban girl, this is the first time I have encountered a hooligan from the Han nationality, and I really can't cope with it.

"You can't cut off your hands...... If you want to change, you can only change the whole person. Zhu Rong stammered.

"I don't do it." Zhuge Liang stretched out his hand and pointed to the prisoners of Gongsun Jun who were tied up by the Southern Barbarian soldiers and said: "Yan Yan, Huang Zhong, Wei Yan, these three people are not enough to succeed and more than to lose, our Gongsun Army does not want it, as well as Zhang Yan, Xu Huang, Ma Dai, Pang De and others, I think they are useless, don't want them, leave them to you." I just want to exchange for Tian Feng and Ma Chao, so I will exchange these two people for Meng Huo's two hands for you, come on, cut off Meng Huo's hands and send them to Miss Zhurong. ”

"This ...... How does this work? Zhu Rong was in a hurry, she couldn't speak Chinese well, and she stammered even more in a hurry: "I don't want two hands, I want a complete small gain, I will return all your captives, and you will return my complete small gain!" ”

Zhuge Liang didn't think about it and said: "Don't do it, I don't want those useless captives, you can kill them all, and only return your two hands." ”

"No, I must be ...... whole person" Zhu Rong said urgently: "Please." ”

"Uh...... Since you've begged me, I'll reluctantly think about it. Zhuge Liang pretended to think for a long time before waving his hand and said: "Forget it, God has the virtue of a good life, for your pitiful begging for my sake, I promised, all our captives will be returned, and I will exchange it for Meng Shu to you." ”

Zhu Rong was overjoyed, and quickly nodded in agreement.

Gongsun Jun suddenly sounded a sound of sweat ticking, Zhuge Junshi was really hooligan, scared the Nanban girl to play, the poor Nanban girl obviously grew up in the wilderness since she was a child, and she didn't know the Han people's fancy intestines, so easily she was deceived of all the hole cards in her hand.

The next thing was the exchange of prisoners between the two armies, the Southern Barbarians took the lead in releasing a large number of female generals of the Gongsun Army, and then Xiao Zhaoyun released Meng Huo, and the two sides returned to their respective positions.

After everyone returned to their positions and stood up, Zhu Rong suddenly said "Huh": "Gongsun Jun, why don't you let go of King Duosi?" ”

Zhuge Liang shook the goose feather fan in his hand and said, "When did I say that I was going to think about it?" ”

"Just ......"

"What we said just now was that all the prisoners of our army were replaced by Meng Shu, and it was not about Duosi." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly and said: "Tens of thousands of soldiers here are listening, I didn't lie......

Zhu Rong: "......"

"Liar, you're a liar." Meng Huo jumped to his feet and scolded.

Zhuge Liang spread his hands: "I'm not lying, it's you who didn't talk about Duosi." ”

Sun Yu's sweat, flow, flow! Female rascal, you're such a good example.

"Then how are you going to let King Doth go?" Zhu Rong asked seriously.

"Don't let it go, I won't let her go when Jinshan Yinshan moves in." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly: "She sprayed poisonous water indiscriminately and injured the back of General Sun's hand, which is heinous." After seven days, our army will wash her white, no matter what conditions you make. ”

"What is the punishment for whitewashing?" The female generals of the Southern Barbarians were puzzled.

However, he was busy with his long teeth and more open-minded, and Hu guessed: "When we worship our ancestors or the god of fire, we must wash the pigs and sheep cleanly and worship them on the table, maybe this is what the Han people call whitewashing." ”

"Huh? Are they going to kill King Doth, wash it and put it on the table? The Nanban people were shocked.

Zhu Rong said angrily: "It's just that I injured the back of my hand, do you need to do this?" ”

"Cut, I have nothing to say to you barbarians, and I can't even understand the whitewashing." Zhuge Liang waved the fan in his hand and said: "Collect the troops, go back to the city, we have Changshan Zhao Zilong here, I don't believe they dare to provoke." ”

Sun Yu Khan hurriedly whispered: "Miss Zhuge , let's collect the troops?" Meng Huo is one of the ten gods, we have to arrest her again. ”

Zhuge Liang shook his head and said, "What we want is for the ten gods to fight for us, not to arrest them." In such a situation now, I can't accept her heart if I catch her, I deliberately left Duosi, waiting for her to come to the rescue, just to buy some time and consider a way to subdue Meng Shu, you don't care, this matter is on me. ”

Sun Yu suddenly realized, could it be ...... The "Seven Captures of Meng Huo" in history is about to be staged? Wouldn't it be too much trouble to catch it seven times?

(To be continued)