When Wei Shui returned to the inn, the natural enemy saw the big rooster and pounced. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info For a while, the house was full of chickens and dogs,

"What the hell." Wei Shui stood at the door in a daze, smelling the strong fishy smell in the room, and couldn't help frowning, "What are you two doing?" Why don't you open the windows? ”

Zhao Dingyuan came up and explained to him mysteriously: "Second master, isn't this to hide people's eyes? After that, he glanced at Tang Ji and seemed to think that it was not good to take the credit for others, so he hurriedly added, "Tang Ji thought of the method, I think it is quite right." ”

"Yes to your sister!" Wei Shui blurted out as soon as he was in a hurry, pushed Zhao Dingyuan away and stepped into the house, then retreated, covered his nose with one hand and waved at the two of them, "Hurry up, open the window and ventilate." ”

Wei Shui was completely speechless to his teammates, and he ...... in the future If he has a future, then he can definitely form a pig friend group. But who to choose as the head of the regiment is a problem, because what they do is really an idiot, and they can't find the lower limit.

Finally enough to change his breath, Wei Shui sighed and entered the house. Zhao Dingyuan closed the door behind him, and muttered, "I think that's a good method......"

"Where's the good? Where's the good? Where do you say? The anger that Wei Shui had just suppressed suddenly rose again, "You bought so many fish, I don't believe that no one on the street will see it." Just now when I went upstairs, I saw water dripping all the way down the stairs, what's the matter? Close the window and people don't know? Do you know what it's called? Yes? That's what it means! ”

As soon as Wei Shui said this, Zhao Dingyuan only thought about it for a moment, then immediately turned against him and said to Tang Ji: "The second master is right, isn't this a cover-up and stealing the bell!" In the future, I will learn more from the second master! I'm not saying that your method is not good, but the second master is obviously more reasonable! ”

Wei Shui held his forehead and didn't want to speak.

A large wooden barrel for bathing, half a bucket of water. Wei Shui took a cursory look, except for the half-catty black grass carp he wanted, the rest were quite big. This thing is not bad, he nodded, he is relatively satisfied.

"Predators, come here!" Wei Shui shouted, and the natural enemy who was chasing the rooster all over the house turned around and ran back. The danger was temporarily lifted, and the rooster paced far away, full of vigilance. Wei Shui leaned over and touched the skin of the natural enemy, and said with a smile, "Natural enemy, natural enemy, do you know?" That's a phoenix! If you kill me, I'll make you soup!" Do you hear that? Go and go, play elsewhere. You're growing too slowly, you should really get some food to make up for you. ”

The room was completely silent. Tang Ji, who had been educated by Zhao Dingyuan, couldn't help but come up and asked, "Second master, do you want to do these things?" ”

"Of course!" Wei Shui has always been extremely trusting of his mind, and when he asked, he replied proudly, "Don't say it's foolproof, what's the matter, it's nine out of ten." When the time comes, as long as you two do me a small favor, I promise, Tian Xufei will have to be scared this time! ”

Tang Ji hurriedly asked what the solution was, but Wei Shui refused to answer. asked Zhao Dingyuan to go downstairs to the kitchen and ask for a kitchen knife, scooped up the half-catty grass carp from the wooden barrel, and disemboweled it neatly. Immediately afterwards, he suddenly remembered that there was still one thing missing, so he hurriedly called Tang Ji, gave him some broken silver, and told him to go to the street to buy a clay pot and come back.

"Second master, what are you doing here?" Zhao Dingyuan saw that Wei Shui was busy working here, but he didn't say anything about the use, so he felt itchy in his heart, and couldn't help asking.

Wei Shui smiled mysteriously and said to him, "Raise a phoenix!" ”

"Phoenix?" Zhao Dingyuan couldn't help but shout, but Wei Shui didn't care about him. After a while, Zhao Dingyuan also seemed to realize his gaffe, and quickly covered his mouth, looked around, and then whispered, "Second master, you also said that you are a liar!" Even a phoenix can be raised, can it still be called a liar? If this is dedicated to the emperor, how big of an official do you want? ”

"I'll ...... your brain" Wei Shui couldn't complain, so he simply didn't evaluate him, only shook his head and said, "I said it's a phoenix, but it's actually just a relatively beautiful chicken!" It looks like the legendary phoenix, but its lifespan is very short! I dare say that if I really want to give my phoenix to the emperor, it must be the emperor himself to come to Shaoxing. Otherwise, before my phoenix is sent to the capital, I am afraid that I will die on the way. ”

"How so?" Zhao Dingyuan felt that Wei Shui was exaggerating. Since being rescued from prison by Wei Shui, Zhao Dingyuan has trusted Wei Shui very much. Especially now that Chen Deng didn't react to Wei Shui's escape from prison, it strengthened his belief in holding Wei Shui's thick legs. If there is anything in this world that Wei Shui can't do, even if Wei Shui says it himself, he doesn't believe it.

Believe it or not, Wei Shui felt that it had nothing to do with him. What he cares about now is to hurry up and do a good job of explaining this to Cha Dalei. He wanted to regain his freedom as soon as possible and do what he liked.

Tang Ji went fast and came back quickly. Wei Shui motioned for him to put the clay pot on the table, and went through the things he had bought on the street that day, and in a short time, he found a small packet of sulfur. Wei Shui filled the hollowed-out belly of the grass carp with sulfur, then sealed it and put it in the jar. Immediately, he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, it's done!" There are still a few days, and the Chinese New Year is coming, Brother Zhao and I can't go back to Fucheng, what do you say, Brother Tang? ”

When Tang Ji heard Wei Shui call him 'Brother Tang', he just wanted to push him, but saw Zhao Dingyuan giving him a look. Only then did I wake up, I'm afraid that this outfit is also fake. I saw him sigh and say: "Tang is alone, without relatives and no support. In previous years, my two dogs accompanied me for the New Year, but this year, I am the only one left. I just want to avenge my two dogs now, and nothing else. If the second master doesn't dislike it, as soon as this matter is over, Tang Ji will follow the second master in the future. ”

The more he interacted with him, the more Wei Shui felt that this Tang Ji was extraordinary.

Although when he first saw him, he was extremely nervous, and he was not at all atmospheric. Crying and crying at every turn, not like a gentleman. But when he talks, he looks like a reader. Wei Shui had no intention of probing into other people's secrets, but he just felt that there was no need to have a bad relationship with him with one more friend, many roads, one more enemy, and many walls. I agreed so easily!