083 I'm a liar, the chicken becomes a phoenix
Zhao Dingyuan knew for the first time that Wei Shui's cooking was actually quite delicious, but he would never do it himself. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
On Chinese New Year's Eve, Wei Shui used the barrel of fish to make a whole table of whole fish feast. Frying, frying, frying, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, in his hands, even if he is not as good as the master chef of Huiyou Building, but he is still better than the chef in this inn.
"Remember, when you go out, you can make do with anything, but you can't treat your stomach badly!" Wei Shui said, and then raised his head, thoughtful. Once upon a time, this was told to him by a beggar begging for food on the street. The old man cooked very deliciously, and also taught Wei Shui a lot of 'secret techniques' that are said to have been lost for a long time, including the "Ancient and Modern Secret Garden" that had the greatest influence on Wei Shui. The old man was very optimistic until he died, but it is said that his final outcome was starvation to death, which is really ironic!
While eating the delicious food made by Wei Shui, Tang Ji secretly pondered in his heart. What closes the window and hides people's eyes and ears can't compare to Wei Shui's trick. Now the entire inn knows that Wei Shui borrowed the kitchen to cook a good meal for a few of them. Come to think of it, even those who were really puzzled by his purchase of chickens and fish have already eliminated the suspicions in their hearts at this time. This Wei Shui is really powerful enough.
After dinner, Wei Shui took out the clay pot that had been sealed for five days. As soon as the lid was lifted, Zhao Dingyuan and Tang Ji smelled a large smell. I can't tell what it smells like, but it doesn't smell good. But five days ago, Wei Shui, who was very disgusted by the fishy smell all over the house, didn't seem to be able to smell it.
Carefully taking the fish out of the jar, Wei Shui took a kitchen knife and chopped the fish stuffed with sulfur in his stomach and crushed it.
"Second master, is this a new dish?" Zhao Dingyuan asked tentatively. However, after dinner, was he too late for this dish?
Sure enough, he received Wei Shui's eyes for this stupid question at the first time, "It's all sulfur, are you sure you want to eat it?" ”
Of course, Zhao Dingyuan also knew that he had guessed wrong, he just wanted to know what Wei Shui was going to do with this. At the same time, Tang Ji, who had the same curiosity, also came over. It's just that Zhao Dingyuan has learned from the past, and he wisely did not speak.
Fish stuffed with sulfur is certainly not for people to eat. After Wei Shui chopped the fish, he fed it to the poor chicken. The rooster, who had not eaten anything since three days ago, was already hungry at this time. It doesn't matter what it is, and it doesn't matter what it tastes like, as long as it can be eaten and swallowed, this chicken will never be picky.
Watching the hungry rooster gobble up his food with satisfaction, Wei Shui said with a smile: "Okay, wait, in a few days, this will be a golden phoenix!" ”
Zhao Dingyuan and Tang Ji couldn't help but look at each other when they saw Wei Shui's actions. What is this? What kind of spell is it? It's a pity that Wei Shui just smiled and didn't speak.
Poor chickens, being eaten is probably better than falling into Wei Shui's hands, at least they can be stabbed happily. But now it's good, even Zhao Dingyuan and Tang Ji saw it, and they felt that this chicken was really unlucky.
Over the next two days, the chicken began to shed its fur incessantly, and the shedding was alarming. In fact, it seems that in less than two days, all the hair on this chicken has fallen off.
Zhao Dingyuan looked at this chicken every day and sighed, "What a fat chicken!" Only...... How did it become like this? Second master, isn't this raising a phoenix? I look at the plague chicken, I'm afraid it's more energetic than it. ”
"Spirit?" Wei Shui disagreed, "What's the use of spirit?" No matter how spiritual, isn't that a life that was slaughtered and eaten? This one is different, who would dare to eat it? ”
"No one dares to eat it, it's worse than a plague chicken!" Zhao Dingyuan muttered quietly.
Wei Shui seemed to have expected this, and for two days, he swaggered around and wandered around the streets. Or in the inn, teasing the dogs and feeding the birds.
Tang Ji found that Wei Shui's method of teaching parrots was not the same as others.
He found a place to hang the parrot and put a basin of water directly underneath it, so that the parrot's shadow could be imprinted on it. And he stood directly behind the parrot, repeating word by word, with a clear eye.
At first, Tang Ji watched with interest. But seeing that the parrot never spoke, he gradually became disinterested. Instead, he joined Zhao Dingyuan's team and silently condemned Wei Shui's practice of mutilating domestic chickens.
However, Wei Shui was not in the mood, and he didn't have the time to pay attention to the two of them. The time for fasting for seven days agreed upon by Hetian Xufei has arrived, and the next step is the seven-day practice. According to Wei Shui's understanding, it is the process of pretending to be a god and a ghost in seven days.
It's just that Wei Shui is very reluctant to this kind of physical activity, and Zhao Dingyuan and Tang Ji are not at ease, for fear that they will show their feet. Besides, keeping them for a few days will be used for another purpose. Therefore, as soon as he arrived at Tianfu and set up an altar in the small garden, he pretended to jump around a few times, and then the old god said to Tian Mingli: "The magic circle of the poor road needs seven hundred and forty-nine candles to be suppressed, and none of them can be extinguished before the phoenix bird comes into the world, otherwise there will be evil spirits taking advantage of it." Someone has to be here, day and night! ”
There is nothing else in Tianfu, and there are many slaves. When Tian Mingli heard this, he immediately found forty-nine subordinates, one of whom looked at a candle and waited in the small garden. If the candle is accidentally extinguished, it is immediately re-lit. As soon as the candle burns out, replace it with a new one.
Wei Shui seemed to be very satisfied with this arrangement, and after telling Tian Mingli a few more words, he left. The cadres who left Tianfu alone guarded the pile of candles like fools, preparing to keep it for seven days and seven nights.
According to Wei Shui's calculations, of course he would not let these people wait for seven days, otherwise, the sense of mystery would inevitably gradually disappear. The best way is to create a little big accident, and let everyone see the 'phoenix bird' that Wei Shui has forged in these seven days. Seven days is seven days, that's not interesting. said that it would take seven days, and it would work in less than seven days, which is called unpredictable!
And just when Wei Shui left Tianfu and walked around the street a few times, he returned to the inn leisurely. As soon as he entered the house, Wei Shui saw Zhao Dingyuan pounce on him with a surprised face, shouting: "Long hair, long hair!" Second master, it's hairy! ”
"What's hairy? You...... Stay away from me! Wei Shui blocked his hand and said with disgust on his face.
Zhao Dingyuan tried to calm down, but Tang Ji inside had already shouted, "Second master, this chicken is starting to grow hair again!" ”