Zhang Fei mentioned turning over pig intestines, which is a technical job. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The shortest intestines of a pig are 12 meters long, while the average is between 16 and 18 meters. It is not easy to turn the pig intestines intact and turn them over, which is not a person who does this business.

The purpose of turning the pig intestine is to pour out the feces in the pig intestine, so that the pig intestine can be cleaned and used effectively. For this reason, when turning the pig intestines, you should not be in a hurry, take your time, and do not break the pig intestines.

At this time, hearing Zhang Fei say about the pig's large intestine, Qin Zhong thought of the fat intestine, how good it would be if there was a pot of fat intestines.

Liu Bei was also greedy, and he resounded an unforgettable barbecue party when he was a student with Sun Zhan, the brother of the five poisonous sons who "eat, drink, sex, gamble and smoke".

At that time, the old master Lu Zhi didn't care about anything, but after reading the "Book of Poetry" step by step, he let Liu Bei and his students review it freely.

Anyway, no matter how well you learn, you will be Lu Zhi's disciple after you go out!

Confucius's three thousand disciples are also seventy-two sages, Lu Zhi can see it, the teacher leads the door, and learning is a person.

Of course, Lu Zhi is a great Confucian in the world, which is the honorary blessing of the special backbone teacher of the Han Dynasty and the honorary doctor of the Han Dynasty.

The problem is that after the Three Kingdoms, the only disciples remembered by Lu Zhi people were Liu Bei, the village leader, and Gongsun Zhan, the rich second-generation Gongsun Zhan, who was successfully pitted by Liu Bei.

Mr. Qin secretly wondered, if it weren't for Gongsun Zhan watching Liu Bei run into a wall in his job search everywhere, the boss was still unsettled, and he had been on a blind date n many times, people would look like an old boy and a marginal person.

Liu Bei's wise saying, brothers are like siblings, and wives are like clothes!

You said that when you are young, you have a double sword and look like you are playing with others, which girl is willing to marry a man like Liu Bei.

Qin Zhong feels that the current social atmosphere, those little girls are really visionless, begging for nothing to stick to those little gangsters, people eat this meal without a meal, what are you girls trying to do?

Now is not ancient times, once they commit a crime and go to prison, these women who follow Xiao Kaizi will be destroyed for the rest of their lives.

It turned out that the fate of Liu Bei's woman was quite miserable, and Mrs. Gan, who was also Adou's mother, was abandoned.

Mrs. Gan almost fell into the hands of Cao Cao, who was controlled by mature women and people-wives, and the ending was probably not good.

Cao Cao is really, if he likes "stamp collecting", Sun Quan's step trainer is also good, Yuan Shu's wife and daughter, Yuan Shao's wife and daughter, etc.

Cao Cao is the master who coveted Yuan Benchu's brother and daughter-in-law, and he definitely has such lust and guts!

Fortunately, Zhao Yun, who slept with Liu Bei, was brave and good at fighting, seven in and seven out, which avoided the tragedy of Mrs. Gan.

It is estimated that when he followed Gongsun Zhan to spend all his time drinking, Liu Bei's excellent straw sandal weaving skills were thrown to the Western countries.

Tsk, a future master craftsman has been stifled in a bad school atmosphere!

Gongsun Zhan felt that when Liu Bei followed him, he was quite comfortable serving him, the boss, so he gave Liu Bei another Sima.

At the beginning, Gongsun Chan led Liu Bei and his group to barbecue outdoors, chatting and chatting, the corners of Gongsun Chan's mouth grinned slightly, and said with a smile: "When my brother graduates, I will build a white horse convoy, which is mighty and majestic." ”

Liu Bei remembered his childhood dream, "I am the Son of Heaven, and I should take this car cover." Of course, now that he is an adult, he doesn't have to talk nonsense.

"I'm just thinking about let's get some money and then go to Luoyang to settle down."

Liu Bei said drunkenly: "I want to live in a big house." ”

Gongsun Zan and a little brother laughed, just you Liu Bei, a poor and white, a master who eats and drinks, is it a big house?

"I said Liu Bei, the price within the third ring road of Luoyang is sky-high, and there are many high-ranking officials, how long will it take for you to save enough area the size of a latrine?"

Gongsun Chan said disdainfully.

Liu Bei used the strength of the wine, and he was not impatient, he just smirked.

Of course, Liu Bei has not forgotten his dream, and he has been working hard.

Liu Bei chose to bury this past in his heart, and encouraged himself all the time, one day you will trample the people who laugh at you under your feet.

Zhang Fei's loud voice woke Liu Bei up from his memories, and he continued to narrate.

"Okay, just don't talk about military studies on paper, brother!" Liu Meng now thinks that Zhang Fei can speak well, and he is very stylish in killing wild boars on the field.

"Actually, life is as simple and clear as killing a pig, it's fine."

Speaking of this, Liu Meng was also embarrassed for a while, brushed his beard and watched the blue sky drift past the white clouds, and there happened to be a white cloud covering the warm sun.

Many people thought that Liu Meng was just a pig killer with a simple mind and simple limbs, but they didn't expect him to be really philosophical and think about life.

Liu Meng seems to yearn for his former career of killing pigs:

The process of killing pigs is complicated, first of all, it is necessary to dig an eye stove by the ridge of the dam, set up a big pot, scoop up the water and boil it until the river and the sea rise, and then lift out the mixing bucket used for threshing the grain in the countryside and buckle it on the ground, and set up a temporary pig killing platform.

At this time, the pig killer and a few big men who helped, pulling their ears and pulling their tails, pulled out two big fat pigs weighing two two or three hundred pounds from the pigsty behind the house, and lifted them to the mixing bucket and held them down. When the heart-rending pig cry sounded, the adults and babies who watched the excitement had already surrounded several floors.

The pig was firmly pressed on the bucket by the big men, and the pig killer picked up the pig-killing knife very calmly, put the back of the knife in his mouth, grabbed the pig's mouth with one hand, and put one hand on the place where the pig was to stab the knife under the neck and beat it hard, and beat the dust and debris on it clean, for fear of staining the pig's blood.

Then, very sophisticated, he stabbed the sharp pig-killing knife under the neck of the struggling pig, and as the knife was pulled out, the blood spurted out and poured into the blood basin that had already been prepared under the bucket.

The whole pig killing process took less than a few minutes, clean and neat, and was completed in one go.

"Zhang Fei, do you know, there are a lot of taboos in killing New Year's pigs, and what is said is that the knife is accurate, you can't drag mud and water, and you can't make up the knife, so the pig killer who usually hangs his son can't make a mistake on this day. Because according to custom, if you don't kill someone else's New Year's pig well, that is, the omen of the coming year is not good, the caring owner can not only not give you wages, but also find you to 'tear the skin'. Speaking of which, Liu Mengke was intoxicated.

I didn't expect that there are so many ways to kill pigs, it seems that it is really a hard work to learn the sea.

Zhang Fei also sighed when he thought of this, in fact, the pig killer has a skill that he admires the most, that is, pig killing vegetables, pig head meat, and pig four treasures drooling at the mention of it.