"Grass people Su Chen, knock to see the emperor! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! Su Chen respectfully knelt on the carpet in the center of the hall. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info seems to be shouting slogans like this.,Anyway, that's how the TV series I've watched are all played out like this.。

"Hey, get up, get up, get up!" The emperor sitting on the bronzing dragon chair said with a smirk, he seemed to be very interested in Su Chen's hairstyle, "Why is your hair so short?" Was it chewed by a rat at night? Hahaha. ”

Damn, you're really mentally retarded, don't you know that short hair is the only truth to test handsome guys? Forget it, how could Lao Tzu deal with a mentally retarded person? Isn't it losing his identity?

"Emperor Shengming, you are really smart, you actually guessed right! The grass people are impressed! Su Chen quickly stood up, and then pretended to be surprised and stretched out his thumb and said.

When the emperor heard this, he danced with his hands and feet, obviously very happy, and then said with a smirk: "How about we catch mice together tonight?" It's chewing up your hair, let's pluck it off! Hahaha. ”

"You are Su Chen?" A woman's voice was heard from the throne at this moment.

Su Chen followed the voice and looked over, Damn! When I came in just now, I was patronizing and observing this mentally handicapped emperor, and I didn't notice that there was a curtain made of pearls hanging on the left side of the dragon chair. It seems that there is a woman sitting behind the beaded curtain, but unfortunately Lao Tzu is too far away to see what it looks like. What's more, hiding in the bead curtain is really boring.

"Are you asking me? Oh, the contemptible person is Su Chen, Su is the Su of Suzhou and Hangzhou, Chen is the morning of the morning, and Su Chen is below! Su Chen replied suspiciously. Who is this woman? Actually sitting on the left side of the emperor? Why,! It can't be the Queen Mother, right? Could this be the legendary curtain to listen to politics? It's like playing a house. That's it, I don't understand it anyway.

"Dare to distract the people! The Queen Mother asked you, you are so rude! Come on, drag it down and cut it down! At this time, an angry rebuke came from Su Chen's right side.

it! Who dragged it so much? You want to kill me when you open your mouth? Su Chen turned his head to take a look, and saw an old man with a beard and glaring eyes looking at himself, the old man was wearing a big red official robe with a brocade chicken embroidered on it, and he didn't know what kind of official it was.

"Hello, what do you call it?" Su Chen smiled, and then greeted warmly.

"Where did the Diao people come from, how can you be presumptuous above the court?" The old man pointed at Su Chen and reprimanded again.

What's the situation? Where did Lao Tzu provoke him? This guy is so old, why is his temper still so big? Su Chen was reprimanded for no reason, and he was also very unhappy in his heart, and said with a sneer: "Excuse me, how old are you above the court?" ”

"What? You, you, you actually! The old man rolled his eyes angrily, then knelt on the ground with a plop and shouted to the throne: "Your Majesty! Empress dowager! You have to be the master of the old ministers! Listen, what he said is a great rebellion, what kind of system is this! According to the old minister's opinion, it should be immediately dragged down and beheaded to show the public, so as to set the record straight! Ask the emperor to give a decree, ask the queen mother to give a decree! ”

"Old man, you are so bold! Are you trying to rebel against usurpation? You dare to threaten the emperor and the queen mother! What a crime you should be guilty of, a traitor with ill intentions! Su Chen said indignantly, and then raised his voice, "The grass people implore the emperor, implore the queen mother, to be able to enforce the law impartially, uphold justice, defend the imperial power, and immediately issue a decree to punish his nine clans!" ”

The old man kneeling on the ground almost fainted, why did the old man rebel?

"Your Majesty, Queen Mother! This kid is full of nonsense! He's spewing blood! The old minister implored the queen mother to issue a decree to kill this Diao people who have no king's law and no court! The old man broke out in a cold sweat and knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Su Chen, why do you say that he rebelled?" The Queen Mother seemed very interested and asked faintly.

"The Queen Mother! The grass people came to face the saint today, for the sake of the emperor's dragon body! It's for the Queen Mother to share worries and solve problems! It is for the sake of the people of the world! It is for the sake of the Eastern Han Empire! The grass people have studied diligently since childhood, and have lived in seclusion in the mountains and wilderness for more than 20 years, reading scriptures and studying medical skills, so this time they came to cure the emperor's mental disease! But this rebellious minister and thief actually tricked you into killing the grass people, and he didn't want to let the grass people treat the emperor at all! His behavior like this is really the anger of people and gods, and heaven and reason are intolerable! If you don't punish him for the nine clans, it will be difficult for the people of the world to agree! Ask the Queen Mother to make a decree immediately! To revitalize the dynasty! Su Chen said bitterly. Damn, after saying so many words in one breath, Lao Tzu's mouth is already dry, and he must bring a pot of water next time he comes to Taihe Palace.

Many of the civil and military generals present all gasped, secretly glad that they didn't speak just now.

"What you both say makes sense, let's make a final decision later." The Empress Dowager looked sloppy, and then asked, "Su Chen, are you really sure to cure the emperor's mental disease?" ”

The old man who knelt on the ground cried and shouted thanksgiving, and then stood back in place with a sad face and trembling face.

"Back to the Queen Mother, since the grass people dare to risk the danger of the Nine Clans to come to meet the saint, they are naturally completely sure." Su Chen paused, and then said, "It's just that it takes a certain treatment cycle." ”

"Oh? What do you mean by that? The Queen Mother asked with a little excitement.

"Mother, can I go down and play with him? I want to ride a big horse. The emperor turned around, looked at the queen mother expectantly, and said.

Su Chen's face was black, this mentally handicapped wouldn't be riding Lao Tzu to play, right? If he dares to ride on Lao Tzu's head, I will have to slap him to death! If Lao Tzu kidnapped this mentally handicapped emperor, wouldn't he be able to blackmail the Son of Heaven and order the princes? Damn, it's so enjoyable! It's so exciting! When the time comes, Lao Tzu will have to leave no piece of armor killed by the Light God Sect! Especially the damned Holy Aunt, Lao Tzu must strip her naked and throw her into the pigsty.

"Su Chen? Su Chen, why don't you speak? The Queen Mother asked suspiciously.

"Oh, strip naked, oh, wrong, wrong, hello Queen Mother, what did you ask the grass people just now? It's too far away to hear clearly. Su Chen said embarrassedly.

"The mourning family asks you, what is the treatment cycle?" The Queen Mother said helplessly.

"This time the grass people heard clearly, thank you very much! Back to the Queen Mother, the meaning of the treatment cycle is equivalent to the course of treatment. This method of the grass people requires two years of treatment to make the emperor heal, so it takes a certain amount of time. Su Chen replied solemnly. I thought to myself, anyway, after two years, Lao Tzu would have disappeared without a trace, and when the time comes, let's forget about each other in the world, wouldn't it be beautiful and happy?

"What kind of medicine are you using? What method is used? Why do I need a two-year course of treatment? The Queen Mother asked puzzled.

"Back to the Queen Mother, this method of grass people does not require medicine, injections, and surgery! There are no risks, no accidents, and no sequelae! Only psychological guidance and behavioral guidance are needed, which means that in daily life, the grass people will accompany the emperor to do rehabilitation exercises. This rehabilitation exercise is to gradually develop the potential inside the emperor's dragon body through the training method formulated by the grass people, so that the vitality of the brain can be stimulated, and the cycle can make the intelligence fully recovered. Su Chen took a heavy breath, and then continued, "Regarding this rehabilitation movement, it is a secret recipe passed down by the ancestors of the grass people for thirty-six generations, and it is only passed on to men and not women, so it cannot be passed on to the outside world, so the grass people can't explain it in the main hall." However, in order to be able to show the sincerity of the grass people, we can sign a treatment contract. Queen Mother, what do you think? ”

The Empress Dowager, who was sitting behind the bead curtain, heard Su Chen's long speech, and it was difficult to fully digest it for a while, and after thinking for a while, she slowly spoke: "Three years ago, there were seventeen strange people who boasted of going to Haikou, but in the end none of them succeeded. Su Chen, you have to hear it, if the mourning family finds out that you have half a lie, your fate will be very miserable, punish the ten clans. ”

"Zhu Shi clan? Queen Mother, what does this mean? The grass people don't quite understand! Su Chen asked in a cold sweat. Lao Tzu came all the way over, and tried his best to prepare braggadocio drafts along the way, but don't show your stuffing! Heaven and earth spirits, blessed by all bodhisattvas.

"What about the ten clans, including the four clans of the father, the three clans of the mother, the two clans of the wife, and the protégé of the protégé. That is, your own family, your aunt's family, your sister's family, your daughter's family, your grandfather's family, your grandmother's family, your aunt's family, your father-in-law's family, your mother-in-law's family, and all your protégés and all your protégés. The Queen Mother talked eloquently, as if she had long been familiar with it.

Depend on! Lao Tzu only remembered that in the previous world, there was a Ming Dynasty Fang Xiaoru who was exterminated by Zhu Di of the Ten Clans, but he didn't expect that this strange world would have such a cruel punishment! Fortunately, Lao Tzu did not have a family, nor did he have parents, let alone a so-called protégé or anything like that. Anyway, I'm a bare-bones commander, and you can only kill Lao Tzu alone.

"Queen Mother, don't worry! If two years later, the emperor has not recovered, you can kill or chop it! The grass people will definitely not frown! Su Chen patted his chest vigorously and said.

"Queen Mother, don't kill him, I will catch mice with him at night!" The emperor pouted and looked at the Queen Mother and said.

"Su Chen, within two years, can you really make the emperor recover?" The Queen Mother asked incredulously.

"Back to the Queen Mother, what the grass people said just now is true. The grass people's sincerity to the emperor can be learned from heaven and earth! Su Chen hurriedly responded.

"But when the mourning family heard that you have no parents, no relatives, no clansmen, and no family, where did you come from? And the emperor list in your hand was not taken off by you personally, what are your intentions? The Queen Mother asked sharply.