"Back to the Queen Mother, you really care too much about the grass people, and the grass people's hearts are full of deep touch!" Su Chen's forehead broke out in cold sweat, and then he calmed down and said very sincerely, "The grass people also have something difficult to hide, but I'm afraid that after the grass people say it, no one will believe it." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The ancients said that the heavens descended on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically. ”

Could it be that the Queen Mother specially sent someone to investigate? Otherwise, how would she know that Lao Tzu was alone? Especially the imperial list held by Lao Tzu was revealed by Chen Goudan, if it was verified by the Queen Mother, wouldn't Lao Tzu have committed the crime of bullying the monarch and faced the danger of Ling Chi's execution? In this case, we need to find a way to change the topic as soon as possible, otherwise I am afraid that I will burp in a daze.

But it's not right to think like this, since the queen mother already knows about Lao Tzu's situation, why did she send the Imperial Forest Army to save my life last night. That's it, maybe she really believes Lao Tzu's big lie. Hey, it's a pity that Lao Tzu really can't cure diseases! You can still deal with a cold and fever, but the gods can't help how to treat the mentally handicapped.

"The mourner asks you what your intentions are." The Empress Dowager seemed impatient, and then urged again.

Damn, I don't give Lao Tzu time to prepare a draft at all! But in all fairness, I don't really have any intentions. If it weren't for the original purpose of saving Chen Goudan, Lao Tzu would not have come here at all. After going through hardships and dangers, nine deaths and a lifetime, I didn't expect to be thought by you, a stinky woman, that Lao Tzu had an attempt, it was really bloody. Believe and be suspicious, loyal and slandered, can you have no complaints? In ancient times, Qu Yuan threw himself into the river, and now Su Chen was wronged. If Lao Tzu hangs, he should be able to be famous in this strange world.

"If you really think that the grass people have bad intentions, please immediately issue an edict and drag the grass people down and behead them." Su Chen said with a frustrated sigh. I silently thought in my heart, if Lao Tzu died, who would treat the emperor? You mother-in-law can't bluff me. I'm afraid you wouldn't have thought that Lao Tzu was all nonsense, just to survive! Oh, actually, I'm an actor.

"Mother, why aren't you happy to see him? Is it okay for me to take him to play hide and seek? The Emperor sucked his thumb and said, his eyes mischievous and worried.

"The mourning family wants to know, where the hell are you from?" At this time, the Queen Mother's tone seemed to have softened a little.

"Back to the Queen Mother, the grass people come from a very remote place, and the grass people really don't remember where it is. Since accidentally falling into the Jiuqu River, the memories of the grass people have been forgotten in stages, and I hope the Queen Mother can understand. Maybe one day I suddenly remember, and the grass people will know all the detailed statements. Su Chen pounded his head and said to himself, pretending to be very painful.

In order to be able to divert this boring topic, Lao Tzu needs to make a big move.

"There is one more thing about the grass people, I don't know if to talk about it or not?" Su Chen looked at the direction of the bead curtain and asked with a pretended hesitation.

"You just have to say it." The Queen Mother said word by word.

"Thank you for the Queen Mother's permission! The Empress Dowager is empathetic and generous, this is a well-deserved model for the people of the Eastern Han Empire! The grass people were once robbed by the gangsters of the Bright God Sect on the way to Luoyang City, and they simply did all kinds of evil and lost their conscience. When the gangsters learned that the grass people could cure the emperor's mental disease, they used iron rods with thick wrists to break open the grass people's mouths and make the grass people swallow the poison. Moreover, they used all kinds of cruel methods to torture the grass people and force the grass people to collude with them. Su Chen furrowed his brows and said righteously.

"And then? What did they do to you later? The Queen Mother asked in a hurried tone.

I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, Lao Tzu is all freshly made, don't panic. Su Chen stretched out his finger and shook it a few times in pain, then continued with grief and indignation, "The grass people believe that any evil organization that opposes the imperial court is a paper tiger!" Therefore, the grass people swear to the death and fight with them! But they cut off the grass people's fingers, and then five burly strong men held down the grass people's weak bodies and coerced the grass people to sign a cooperation agreement. They force the grass people to approach the emperor and the queen mother, and after gaining your trust, let the grass people wait for the opportunity to assassinate! But how could the grass people do such a thing that people and gods were angry about? Therefore, the grass people confessed to their faces today, hoping that the Queen Mother could strengthen her vigilance and beware of the conspiracy of the Cult of Light. The grass people know that the emperor's grace is mighty, so they must not watch the gangsters succeed! If the Queen Mother can give the grass people a chance, the grass people will make a military order, and within a month, the Light God Sect will be leveled, and the world will be bright, so as to repay the Queen Mother for your kindness! ”

It's really tiring to brag, and Lao Tzu's mouth is going to cramp.

The civil and military generals of the imperial court exploded in an instant, and there were endless discussions. Some were indignant, some were red-faced, some were perfunctory, some were hanging their heads and fiddling with their fingers, and some simply closed their eyes and pretended not to hear.

"Su Chen, what you just said is true?" The Queen Mother's eyes flashed with a hint of fierceness, and then asked in a deep voice.

"Back to the Queen Mother, the grass people never lie! If there is half a lie, the sky will thunder, five thunders will hit the top, and there will be no place to die! Su Chen raised his right hand and swore to the sky, and said solemnly. Although Lao Tzu was a bit exaggerated just now, the truth is similar. Fellow fairy brothers, the little brother is really forced to do so, but don't kill the little brother.

"There is one more thing about the grass people, please be mentally prepared for the queen mother, don't blame the grass people." Su Chen's face was full of sorrow, his hands were clenched into fists, and he said with grief and indignation. Since Lao Tzu has successfully ignited the anger of the queen mother, it seems that he must pour some fierce material to be more vigorous.

"Oh? It doesn't hurt if you say it, but it's okay to say it wrong. The Queen Mother said lightly.

"Hey, the gangsters of the Cult of Light are really bold and arrogant. When they robbed the grass people that day, they hacked to death all the royal guards present, saying that they were eliminating harm for the people. The worst thing is a general named Li Dakui, who fought bravely and indomitable, but unfortunately was outnumbered in the end. He was brutally disemboweled, and his internal organs were sprinkled everywhere, the scene was very bloody and violent, and the grass people almost fainted at that time. Moreover, the slogans of the gangsters are even more rebellious, they shout 'Cult of Light, invincible in the world!' Kill the emperor dog and do the right thing for heaven! ’。 Not only that, but their holy aunt was even more shameless and insulted the imperial court, and she didn't take our imperial court seriously at all. Su Chen said this with a gritted tooth, then stopped abruptly, and then raised his head to look in the direction of the bead curtain.

"Su Chen, why didn't you say it?" The Queen Mother asked.

"The Holy Aunt's insult is too ugly, the grass people don't dare to say it, the grass people are worried that they will anger the queen mother and invite death!" Su Chen responded cautiously. Damn, Lao Tzu hasn't figured out how to blow yet, what's the hurry, can't you slow down.

"What don't you dare to say? Say, the mourners forgive you for your innocence. The Queen Mother said with relief.

Just waiting for your words! Then you're welcome. That's what you told me to say, hehe.

"At that time, they beat the grass people to death, then stuffed them into dark chests and took them to a palatial hall. Oh, the grass people remembered, it was similar to the layout of the Taihe Temple. The holy aunt sat on the high platform, and she said, 'The emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty is a mentally handicapped person, the queen mother of the Eastern Han Dynasty is an old witch, and the court of the Eastern Han Dynasty has run out of energy. Only the Cult of Light is the ultimate victor, and only the Cult of Light is the great savior of the people of Limin', the grass people really couldn't see it at the time, so they risked their lives to refute her. As a result, this holy aunt asked her subordinates to slap the grass people's mouths fiercely, hey, the grass people who hurt couldn't eat or drink water for two days and two nights. Su Chen covered his mouth and said through gritted teeth.

Lao Tzu has already made up so much, I really can't make it up. O Queen Mother, hurry up and get angry, and release all the raging flames in your heart! Comrade Shenggu, although you are very beautiful, Lao Tzu will never pity the jade.

"How can this be justified, how can it be justified! The remnants of the Cult of Light are simply lawless! The Queen Mother scolded angrily.

Su Chen waved his sleeves and wiped the sweat on his head, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Dear Queen Mother, burn to your heart's content! Make your anger even more frenzied. Anyway, as long as Lao Tzu can't die, you can toss whatever you want.

"Queen Mother, you are angry! In the humble opinion of the grass people, they are deliberately trying to make you angry! Come to think of it, they're just a rabble, and they can't get on the table at all. What is there to fear when you take advantage of your tongue? Empress Dowager, don't be angry, if you break your body, wouldn't it just make the bandits of the Sect of Light happy? Su Chen persuaded with concern. finally succeeded in changing the topic, and sure enough, it was emotions that affected thinking.

The Empress Dowager was silent for a while, and then slowly asked, "Su Chen, you just said that you can level the Light God Sect within a month?" Is this true? ”

"Back to the Queen Mother, the grass people will never break their word!" Su Chen hurriedly responded, damn, it can be regarded as seizing the opportunity, "As long as you are willing to give the order, the grass people are willing to be soldiers and launch the fiercest charge against the enemy!" The grass people are willing to die for the court, and they will never back down! ”

"What does the woman in black who was injured last night have anything to do with you?" The Queen Mother asked in a deep voice.

"She's a good friend of the grass people, and our relationship is okay." Su Chen replied without thinking.

"A cunning man, an arrogant man, dares to be friends with the protector of the Cult of Light. dragged Su Chen down and beheaded him. The Queen Mother said sharply.