At this time, Zhang Fei Guan Yu turned around and wanted to leave, only to hear Liu Bei shouting behind him: "Slow down!" Guan Zhang Wensheng looked behind him, but where was Liu Bei's figure, just as the two of them looked around looking for Liu Bei, they felt a strange object wrapped around the calves of the two, so frightened that the two hurriedly looked down, startled, "Liu Bei, what are you doing here?!" Why are you crying" I saw Liu Bei holding Zhang Fei's big black leg with his left hand, Guan Yu's big white leg with his right hand, a big head sandwiched between the legs of the two, tilting his head, revealing a pair of watery eyes flashing with tears, looking at Guan Zhang and the others pitifully, a lump of clear water snot hanging, and a desolate expression of a dead father on his face was pitiful. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Liu Bei was fortunate to see the two today, and the two of them were like old friends at first sight, only hated to see each other too late, the two were excellent in martial arts, handsome and burly, graceful, like gods, and the admiration for the two was like a surging river, like the water of the embankment, out of control. I only hate that today I finally had the honor to meet the two, but I was not blessed to invite the two to enter the house for a talk, and I only felt that life was hopeless, and if the two of them did not enter the house with the preparation today, they would kill themselves with a knife in the street! ”

At this time, tens of thousands of alpacas ran over in Guan Yu's heart, "I'll take it, it's my business if you die or not, and you committed suicide with a knife, who are you?" Besides, do you have a knife, even if you have a knife, how can you abandon this business and commit suicide? Even if you are willing, don't keep holding the calves of the two of us, no, hurry back and kill yourself with a knife. You said that if I step on you now, if I step on you now, I will have to suffer a government lawsuit, and then I have to escape from prison, which is too troublesome, or if I kick you away, it doesn't matter if you are hurt or not, what if you press other people, it's not good to press on flowers and plants, how can you be worthy of my kind, upright and pure nature? How do I do that? By the way, I might as well just throw the burden to that black charcoal, looking at his five big and three thick appearance, he will definitely not agree, maybe Liu Bei is annoyed and he stomps to death, maybe, well! I'm so witty."

After thinking about it, Guan Yu said to Zhang Fei: "Brother Yide, what do you think? "Brother Yun, I'll look at it with my eyes" .................................... "Brother Yide, what do you mean about Master Liu's request to invite us into the mansion?" I'll listen to you" "Listen to me, I don't know, what, that guy named Liu Bei, do you have any good wine in your house?" Hearing this, the housekeeper of the circle circle jumped out of the corner and said angrily: "Bold, my lord has given you enough face by letting you enter the mansion, don't forget your own identity!" I dare to call my lord by name, I want this and that! Who are you?" only listened to Bang's voice, "Oh, what fool dares to beat me, do you know that I am ...... Master...... You hit me again"

"Master, what's wrong with me beating you? You're a biao! Who do you think you are? Don't people just want to drink something? Why are you so deducted? How many times has the master told you, Corporal Lixian, why did I recruit you fool, flash me aside! "Yes, yes, sir, I'll leave at once" "Alas, wait a minute, what's the best wine in our house?" "Master, it's the 10 jars of 20-year-old osmanthus brewed by the county order when the old lady celebrates her birthday" "That's it, hurry up and prepare it for me" "Sir, are you serious?" Each jar of wine is worth ten taels of silver. "Hurry, go!! Disappeared from my eyes in three seconds, put the wine for me in the main hall" After speaking, Liu Bei kicked Liu San's buttocks, "Yes, yes, master" The housekeeper covered his butt and trotted all the way into the house to prepare the wine.

Liu Bei was angry in his heart: "Who am I doing this trick!" As a result, as soon as he turned around and was about to invite Zhang Fei, he was suddenly grabbed by Zhang Fei's shoulders tightly, only to see Zhang Fei's two bright copper bell eyes and a harazi full of corners of his mouth.................. Guan Yu next to "cough cough" couldn't stand Zhang Fei's full drunkard appearance, and hurriedly coughed and reminded. But he was directly ignored by Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei's hands trembled and grabbed Liu Bei, and asked in disbelief: "Brother Liu Bei?" What kind of wine did you just say about 20 years, can you let me drink some of it? Liu Bei replied with a smile: "This wine was originally prepared by me for the housekeeper for the two of you, and if you don't drink it, do you want me Xuande to drink it alone?" Isn't that lonely? "So it was really for me? Brother Xuande, my friend and I have made a decision, can I go in and drink now? "Of course, Brother Yide, please!" "Wow, yes, the wine is waiting for me, I'm coming!" Zhang Fei shouted and rushed straight into Liu's mansion with an expression full of excitement on his face. Liu Bei looked at Guan Yu with a smile: "Yun Chang, what about you?" Are you willing to enjoy your face and go into the humble house? “

Guan Yu was extremely entangled in his heart: "I thought that black charcoal would take that Liu Bei well, and the last time he refused directly, I didn't expect him to be bought by a few jars of wine, do I want to enter or not?" If you get in, maybe you'll have to work for someone? But if I don't enter, I have already said that I will listen to the black charcoal, wouldn't it be a breach of my promise, and where can I go? It's tangled, it's tangled. ”

At this moment, there was a beautiful voice like a warbler's song, "Master, the luncheon is ready, do you want to go back to the house to eat?" Guan Yu was suddenly startled in his heart, and hurriedly followed the prestige, only to see a young woman wearing green Russell yarn standing behind Liu Bei and asked. The woman's graceful body loomed in the tulle, and Guan Yu's eyes stared at the woman's body up and down. The woman looked at it by feeling, looked at Guan Yu, hurriedly lowered her head shyly, and flashed into the mansion. And Guan Yu's original handsome little white face turned red all of a swoop, and the originally handsome white jade face instantly turned into a charcoal face, with the same bright light as Zhang Fei in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth flowed with the same ha as Zhang Fei just now. Frightened, Liu Bei hurriedly asked, "Yun Chang?" Are you okay? How did it suddenly become like this? "Brother Xuande, dare to ask who the woman beside you was just now?" "She? Her name is Liu Xue, and she is my mother's personal maid, is there any problem? ”

Guan Yu's face became even more red, swallowed his saliva, and said, "No, Brother Xuande, didn't you let me enter the mansion for a while?" Can I go in now? As he asked, he looked beyond Liu Xue's disappearing back.

No matter how stupid a person is, he can see what Guan Yu is thinking at this time, not to mention Liu Bei, who observed words and emotions in his previous life and read countless people. It's just that what he didn't dream of was that Guan Yu was really red-faced, but the premise was that a beautiful woman was needed to activate the attribute. This Zhang Fei Guan Yu, a drunkard, a pervert............. Zhang Fei's love of drinking is acceptable, after all, the history books also record Zhang Fei's bad habit of frequently drinking and making mistakes, but what about Guan Yunchang, who is said to be righteous, and does not bend his waist for beautiful women's money in Cao Ying? Thousands of miles of sister-in-law, what about the second brother Guan who has passed five levels and killed six generals? It's not scientific!

Liu Bei was really powerless to complain, the facts were the facts, so he could only admit it, so he couldn't cry and laugh and said: "Of course, Yun Chang is willing to come to the cold house, and the cold house is shining, please!" “

After the banquet was seated, Zhang Fei faced the wine jar on the table, smelling the aroma of wine in the air, and the halazi flowed to the ground. And Guan Yu anxiously swept around with a pair of Mimi's eyes and wandered around the bodies of the maids in Liufu, listening to the brass bell-like laughter of the maids, the original red charcoal face was upgraded to a jujube red face. Liu Bei covered his forehead and couldn't help but complain again: "This second brother and third master ruined my view of history" But Liu Bei thought about it, this is also good, after all, in his previous life, he dealt with this kind of person every day in modern times, and what he was best at was to let these people serve him to the death. After such a change of thinking, I found that God is still very good to himself!

"Liu San, come here," Liu Bei ordered. "Do you have any orders, sir?" Liu San asked with a trembling voice.

"Liu San, why are you so scared? Am I that scary? That's it, you go find a few maids to serve the red-faced man first, anyone who is young and beautiful can do it, but don't look for Liu Xue, I will find her alone in a while to make other arrangements. Then go and get a few jars of wine and put them on the black charcoal, and I will have a few drinks with him later. ”

"Yes, master, I'll do it now" The housekeeper hurriedly started to arrange it when he heard the order, and disappeared from Liu Bei's sight in an instant, it seems that this poor baby was frightened today.

Seeing the appearance of the housekeeper, Liu Bei smiled helplessly and walked to the backyard, found Liu Xue, only to see Liu Bei whispering something in his ear, Liu Xue's face gradually flushed after listening, like a ripe peach, hesitated for a while and nodded slightly as if he had agreed to something.

Seeing this, Liu Bei smiled and left, pacing towards the main hall, a triumphant smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Yun Chang, Yide's bureau has been set, neither of you can think of running !!"