Liu Bei returned to the mansion and ordered the housekeeper to lead 300 horses to the east of the village, and immediately issued a notice to recruit the villagers. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Men over the age of 16 can apply, the conditions and treatment are as follows, the first is to enter my Liu Mansion, the monthly salary of 1000 Wen. There are two days a month when you can go home to visit relatives, if it is inconvenient, you can bring your family members into Liu's Mansion, but your family will also become my Liu's people, and they will do their duty for Liu's Mansion and be protected by Liu's Mansion. Second, corresponding physical training will be carried out every day. Those who perform well will be treated twice.

As soon as the notice came out, I saw the generous treatment given by Liu's house. The men in the village rushed to apply, and there were even five scumbags who didn't want to come but were forcibly pushed out by their wives and mothers at home. Liu Bei instructed the housekeeper: "Liu San, there is a big sign at the door that says that the recruiters let them come to fight one-on-one first, and the losers will go directly and the winners will stay." Then move me a Taishi chair and put it at the main entrance. I want to screen my own soldiers, my Liu Bei's personal soldiers, I can't make people laugh out of my big teeth when I take them out.

As a result, after a morning of screening, Liu Bei's heart had 10,000 grass and mud horses running by. What the hell is this? The punches are chaotic and the weapons are not clear, and if they are put on the battlefield, they will not be cut into vegetables in minutes. Let them be my own soldiers, do I protect them or do they protect me?

"How many other groups of housekeepers are there?" Liu Bei asked helplessly. "Sir, there is one last group this morning. One is a butcher from the county, and the other is a person from Hedong," replied the housekeeper. "The last group, hurry up and let them go back to the house to sleep after they finish, it's really hard to watch a bunch of stunned martial arts competitions." Liu Bei said impatiently, "It's my lord, the eighteenth group of the Liu Mansion martial arts competition has begun." ”

I saw a black-faced man on the left side, with a wolf's waist and tiger arms, and a pair of copper bells and big eyes, which were not scary, while the Hedong people on the right were more than eight feet tall, with red eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a jade-faced British crown, and a majestic demeanor. Liu Bei just saw the appearance of these two people, and jumped up directly from the Taishi chair, attracting everyone's puzzled eyes, this Master Liu has been lying all morning and has not moved his buttocks, what's wrong? But they didn't know about this, Liu Bei's heart was turbulent, and the deer crashed, "I'll go, God is so good to me, could it be that these two are my natal generals, the second brother and the third master?" Ay? No, if the black-faced man on the left is Zhang Fei, then the one on the right should be Guan Yunchangguan's second brother, but isn't the second brother red-faced? Why is his face whiter than me, it's just a little white face with a lengthened and widened figure, this is not scientific, I'll take a look and talk about it, well, look at it. After thinking about it, he sat down on the Taishi chair again, took a banana from the fruit bowl, stuffed it into his mouth to suppress the shock, waved his hand to the butler, and motioned to continue.

The two warriors on the stage also retracted their puzzled gazes, and briefly introduced themselves to their opponents, and the black-faced man on the left said: "I am Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide, a native of Zhuo County, and a butcher in this village." The 24k pure white warrior on the right returned: "I am Guan Yu Guan Yunchang, a person from Hedong, a brother from Taiwan........." "I'll wipe it!" Hearing only a scream, interrupting Guan Yu's words, everyone looked for prestige, only to see Liu Bei, who had just been lying down, suddenly jumped up from the chair again, trembling all over. Frightened, the housekeeper hurriedly shouted: "Come on, the old man is crazy" "Die, why are you going to be crazy, your whole family is crazy, eh...... You seem to belong to my family, I take back the sentence just now, hey, forget it, master, I don't have the time to talk to you"

Liu Bei hurriedly moved his trembling legs, walked tremblingly towards the ring, walked to the edge of the ring, and then 。。。。。 Lying up, yes, yes, it's lying down, but due to the height suppression, only the head is in the ring, and the banana just now is still eating with relish. Facing Zhang Fei Guan Yu's fool-like eyes, Liu Bei said: "The two strong men don't have to worry about me, you beat you, whoever wins the lord will be rewarded, and whoever loses the lord will also be rewarded." Zhang Fei and Guan Yu can be said to be extremely entangled in their hearts at this time, especially Guan Yu, "I blame me for being too young to listen to the words of passers-by, thinking that Liu Xuande was a character, so I gave up my martial arts to bend down here, but I didn't expect Liu Bei to be a nervous person... Hey, okay, wait for me to kill the 5 scum on the other side in seconds, and then turn around and go to Lu Mansion to find another errand. ”

After thinking about it, Guan Yu raised his right hand and waved it at Zhang Fei, and said, "Please", he punched it directly, and the sound of invitation and fist arrived at the same time, Liu Bei thought: "I'll rub, sneak attack!" I like it, but ........... Is this really Guan Erye? It's more obscene than me. "Guan Yu thought in his heart, I didn't directly knock you down with this punch, hey, I'm sorry brother, who let you meet me, you can't blame me for being half of your body in the second half of your life. As a result, he found that his fist seemed to be caught by the pliers, and he couldn't move, and at a glance, I don't know when Zhang Fei had already made a move to grab his fist in his hand, and his heart said, so fast. At this time, Zhang Fei's psychology was also extremely shocked, and he said in his heart, I wanted to take advantage of his unpreparedness and take down him with a punch when he said please, but I didn't expect this Si to react so quickly and be able to block my palm. "This person should not be underestimated" The two people on the stage thought at the same time, each took a step back, and prepared to attack again. At this time, Liu Bei was still stupid and thought that Zhang Fei was agile, and said in his heart, "It seems that the third master is still powerful, is this second brother Guan obviously boasted by historians, what martial arts overpower the third master, what red face, it is all a lie." ”

Just listen: "Come again!" Wow, yes, yes, "Wow, yes, wow, the two fought together, fists with the wind, the two iron fists collided together and actually made a sound of steel colliding, the speed of the punch, the strength of the ruthless, it was dazzling, only to see Zhang Fei sweep the hall leg, kicked towards Guan Yu, Guan Yu bent slightly, crossed his hands, blocked Zhang Fei's flying leg, and let go, his right leg has been stepped on by the flying leg that he clamped, if he steps on it, the leg will be useless, Liu Bei was shocked: I'll strangle, so ruthless, I'm going to be crippled by wiping the third master. Who thinks that Zhang Fei is not good at stubble, and said in his heart: "If you want me to have a crippled leg, I won't let you have a good time." I saw Zhang Fei holding the ground with his right hand, completely ignoring the life or death of his right leg, and with the swing of his body, he waved his left foot and kicked directly at Guan Yu's crotch. The frightened Guan Yu's crotch was cold, and he hurriedly let go of his hands and jumped backwards, but he didn't stop, and took a few steps back, and at this time Liu Bei's head was lying behind Guan Yu, if Guan Yu stepped on it, Liu Bei's head would not be broken into slag!

Everything came too fast, and at the last moment, I just heard "Ah!" With a scream, Guan Yu fell to the ground, and Liu Bei's big head also disappeared from the stage, everyone fixed their eyes to see that Liu Bei was squatting on the ground with his big head covered, it seemed that he was not shot in the head by Guan Yu's big feet, fortunately, although he couldn't see his face clearly, but it was not difficult to see from his current wet stains that this doll was not lightly frightened. It turned out that just now at the moment when Guan Yu's center of gravity was unstable and retreated to Liu Bei, Liu Bei was frightened and wanted to open his mouth to scream, but the banana in his mouth fell in front of him, Guan Yu's big foot stepped on the banana that Liu Bei spit out when he was one step away from Liu Bei, so he changed to lie back, Liu Bei took advantage of the time difference of these two seconds and quickly retracted his head from the stage, which avoided the bad luck of being shot in the head.

At this time, the housekeeper hurriedly went over to help Liu Bei, and Liu Bei asked in a trembling voice, "Who won just now?" The housekeeper replied: "Both of them can't afford to fall to the ground, so this game is a draw, if the master doesn't let the two of them try another game" Liu Bei heard this, and smashed a fist on the butler's head, "Bibibi, if you compare it again, your master will die." ”

The housekeeper covered his head with tears and asked, "But sir, you said that if you win, you will stay and lose, but who will we keep in this draw?" "This Liu Bei is angry" Are you blind, you haven't seen the martial arts of the two of them, of course you have to stay, you idiot!" Saying that, he was puzzled, and slammed the bag on the butler's head again, and the housekeeper covered the small tower bag on his head, and silently squatted to the side to draw circles.

Liu Bei straightened his clothes, showed a standard business smile that he had used for decades in his previous life, and walked towards Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, "The two are strong in martial arts, Xuande is really fortunate to have two people to help each other, haha!" Hurry up and talk about it. “

"Wait, I, Guan Yu, just came to compete, but I never said that I wanted to enter your Liu Mansion and be your guard."

"I, Zhang Fei, also came for the competition, I don't want to be a person and let others command."

Liu Bei said that he wanted to kill people in his heart, "I'll wipe it, this is not scientific, I don't want to enter my Liu Mansion, why are you competing in martial arts!" Zhang Fei Guan Yu, who said yes, was impressed by my domineering spirit? What about the good love and righteousness of the marriage? What about my second Taoyuan three knots? No, the second brother and the third master who got it must not let go, what should I do, if it was the crying Liu Bei in his previous life, what would he do, what would he do? Well! Love to cry? Right! Cry! ”