In Bangbang's hard steamed buns, there is a fish bladder hidden in the swim bladder, and in the swim bladder there is an oiled paper with a simple map drawn on it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

In the center of the map is a mountain range, and on the fourth peak from the left, there is an arrow.

At the end of the arrow is written: God of War Grandpa, Work.

Hahaha, from now on, this king is also a man with an old grandfather.

Xiao Erhuo's eyes lit up, "Hmph, you still have a conscience." I will not take revenge on you. ”

kicked the remaining small half of the steamed bun away, "Made, this thing is for dogs, dogs are too hard." ”

The spring breeze was proud, Xiao Erhuo patted his ass and ran away.

When I got to the mountain, I saw a small piece of mountain land with some dry corn planted.

Seeing that there was no one left and right, Xiao Erhuo stretched out his hand and quietly broke one.

This corn is only the size of a palm, malnourished, unevenly pollinated, a little old, and doesn't taste sweet to chew, but it's much better than dog food.

After nibbling on the corn, kick the cob down the hill, wipe your mouth and continue walking up the hill.

There are many grape seedlings on the mountain, which have just begun to bloom, and there are no bunches of grapes on them.

"Hey, where are you, Grandpa War?" Xiao Erhuo shouted on the mountain.

After searching for a while, I finally found the legendary old man behind a row of broom grass more than two meters high, led by a chicken.

There are four small grass huts in a row, and there is a row of chicken coops outside the grass huts, as well as small tables and deck chairs.

On the chaise longue was an old black man, with a gray beard, grinning slightly, and was sleeping soundly.

It is not easy for the elderly to get a good night's sleep.

Caring for the elderly, there is love without saying a word, Xiao Erhuo crossed the old man and went straight to the three-legged earthen stove next to the small grass house.

When I lifted the lid of the pot, I saw three sticky cakes mixed with wild vegetables.

"It's not good to eat too much dinner, especially for the elderly, so it's better not to eat dinner. I'll have to help him eat one. "Pick up a sticky cake, go around the small grass hut, and find a bowl of bitter gourd pickled chili.

The first meal in the wild area was bitter and spicy.

After eating, Xiao Erhuo went to the creek next to him to drink water, and fell asleep by the stream after drinking the water.

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The next day, Xiao Erhuo and the old man made formal contact.

"Grandpa, please guide me to the Dou Emperor, the Dou Zun, and the Supreme." Please, good women are attracted to the eldest brother, whether I can pick up the leak or not depends on whether you give it or not, grandpa.

"What did you say!" The big head yelled, "At a young age, you have no energy, this is not good!" ”

"I said, if you have granddaughters and granddaughters, be sure to introduce them to me!"

"I have a grandson monkey, I have to give it to you?" The old man looked confused, as a hardcore mountain guard of the Xiao family, he had received dozens of children of the Xiao family, and he had all asked for anything, and he was the first to ask for Sun Monkey's when he came up.

"I said, Young Master Xiao! If you don't have a monkey, can you know that a monkey is okay? The old man gestured, "We don't have a monkey here, but we know the monkey, don't sleep at night in summer, you can catch a big jar in one night!" ”

"Grandpa! You don't know what to do, do you? "Xiao Erhuo doesn't feel good.

"You're going to call me grandpa? This is not good, you call me Old Man Li, Old Man Li. Your grandfather is King Xiao, I don't dare to climb high! The old man grinned, because of the light rice in the mountain spring, his teeth were bright and snowy, "I am a tree planter and a mountain picker." ”

Xiao Erhuo looked at the old man in a daze, and his heart was broken.

"Damn, mentally retarded, they are also white grandfathers, why is there such a big gap in the services provided!"

Xiao Erhuo settled in the mountains, and reality quickly taught him a lesson, whether it was fighting or working, Xiao Erhuo, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old little sun, couldn't do this little old man.

Take off his shirt and cut down the tree, the little old man's arms are like copper, and under the two inverted deltoid pectoral muscles, the eight-pack abs are shining with jewel luster!

Xiao Erhuo subconsciously stretched out his hand with a punch, the old man instinctively tensed his abdominal muscles, Xiao Erhuo's wrist was contusional and swollen!

"Haha, Young Master Xiao, I didn't expect you to work! You can just chat with me if you have nothing to do! The old man sneered and said cautiously: "Young Master Xiao, don't beat me in the future, I'm afraid that you will break yourself!" ”

Repay grievances with straightforwardness and repay virtue with virtue.

Although it is very unhappy that the Xiao family is cheating on the old group, it is not Li Laohan's fault.

As a straight man with a clear distinction between love and hate, Xiao Erhuo decided to stay and see what exercises Li Laohan practiced, which was even more violent than half of the elder group.

Sitting and eating idle meals is not Xiao Erhuo's style, and Xiao Erhuo began to pick mountains when he was idle.

Although I can't find ginseng reishi, it's not difficult to find the small red berries (ginseng: Ah, scare the baby to death, the big demon king is coming...... Whew, this stupid fork, snatched my fruit and ran away).

Take it back to Old Man Li, Old Man Li and Xiao Erhuo ate separately, and pointed out Xiao Erhuo: "Young Master Xiao, this is the fruit of the chervish." You can also eat it while you have a tender mountain radish, it is like a radish, but if you are old, it will be bitter and you can't eat it! After eating the fire, I can't sleep at night, so I have to go to the stream to soak in the water! ”

"Grandpa, you are so knowledgeable! I'll look for it tomorrow and see if there are any young chervishes! Xiao Erhuo's eyes lit up, and he finally realized that this old man was not simple.

"Hehe, blind, blind," the old man smiled proudly, "This chervil is the same as green vegetables, it is not bitter when it is tender, and if it is picked late, it will be bitter, so it can only be fed to chickens." The little rooster eats the chervish, and he wants to go to the sky when he jumps! ”

"Really?"

"Of course! King Xiao, the elders, your father, and your mother all love to eat my little! My old man is an expert in raising chickens, and the old hens raised by others with grain are not as good as the little roosters raised by my old man with grass! ”

Grandpa, you are my own grandfather! Please love me as much as you love my grandson.

Don't pity me, pass on your full set of chicken secrets! I have a dense brain and can bear it!

"Eat and eat, the bitter gourd doesn't grow well this year, so I'll take the old chervil to make up the number and pickle a jar of bitter gourd peppers, this chervil is very difficult to eat, Master Xiao, you can taste it!"

Like Li Laohan offering treasures, he sandwiched more than a dozen old carrots to Xiao Erhuo.

Xiao Erhuo frowned and swallowed the carrot, "It's quite unpalatable!" However, the conditions on the mountain are difficult, and since I have come to the mountain, I must look like a mountain people, and I must swallow the bitterness! ”

Li Laohan looked at Xiao Erhuo with a blank eye, Xiao Erhuo swallowed the carrot and smiled at him.

Li Laohan howled and cried, but he couldn't persuade him.

Xiao Erhuo was confused, what's the matter?

When Li Laohan had cried enough, he was embarrassed to explain that he and King Xiao were good brothers back then, and they herded sheep on the mountains together with bare butts.

At that time, there was no food to eat, so I could only gnaw on turnips. After gnawing on the radish and couldn't sleep at night, he went to the stream to catch fish, and the two of them broke up in a daze.

After going down the mountain, if you are not careful, you will beat the invincible opponents all over the world.

The landlord's family is rushing to send their daughter, if you don't accept the landlord, I will cry to you.

If you accept the landlord's daughter, the landlord will force you to become the lord of the city......

King Xiao and Li Laohan both believe that this mountain is the mountain of luck of the Xiao family, and whoever can live on this mountain will become very strong and strong.

Therefore, this mountain is the place where the young people of the Xiao family and the Li family are tested.

Taking advantage of the fact that they are young and have no wives, in principle, all teenagers are training in the mountains for several years.

But...... The young people of the Xiao family and the Li family all followed King Xiao into the city, and only Li Laohan stayed on the mountain to endure hardship.

Later, there were also young people who came to the mountain, but they couldn't endure the hardships, and scolded Li Laohan and ran away.

"Except for King Xiao, only your mother is willing to endure hardships, and you are now the third! Young Master Xiao, you will definitely have a great future in the future, and you will become like King Xiao! Li Laohan swore and patted the inverted deltoid muscle and said.

"Grandpa, your vision is the best in the world!" You were the first to discover my worth, "It's a pity that you only have sons and grandchildren, not granddaughters." ”

But even if you don't have a granddaughter, you can still have a good time - you can tell that I'm a maxima, and I should chew a big mouthful of old turnips!

Eating a bitter and hard old radish is like gnawing on a very bitter piece of rotten wood, Xiao Erhuo's eyebrows are twisted together.

If it weren't for the lack of travel expenses, I would have run away.

After eating and drinking, the old man shouted that he wanted to remember the bittersweet and bitter memories, re-walk the road of the past, and go to the mountain stream to catch fish.

"Catch the fish! Look at what position my grandfather used to catch fish back then! Xiao Erhuo felt that he was on fire all over his body, and he couldn't sit still, so he agreed as soon as his brain was hot.