Li Laohan caught the fish by himself, and Xiao Erhuo occupied the small grass house alone, but he couldn't sleep when he lay down. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I'm on fire, and I can't wait to jump into the sky!

"Go catch the fish!" Xiao Erhuo got up and stumbled towards the stream.

When he came to the stream, Li Laohan was bare-bottomed, holding a wooden stick in his hand, half-squatting in the middle of the mountain stream.

Suddenly, with a flick of the wooden stick, the stream was cut, and a fish was swept out.

"Hehe," Old Man Li scratched his head, "I know you can't sleep." ”

"I think back then, King Xiao and I were like this, the more energetic we were at night, and we were catching fish all night."

Hurry down, I'll teach you how to fish.

This is a real fishing, catching a fish with a stick and beating it to death.

Xiao Erhuo actually refused, the stream was cold at night, and the black rumbling couldn't see clearly, what if there were snakes and poisonous insects?

As the young master of the Xiao family, it would be funny if he died from insects.

However, the whole body is filled with a flood of power, and it is eager to destroy the world and destroy the world, and it must erupt.

Take the stick and walk into the water to see the posture and movements of the old man, Xiao Erhuo bent his legs and stood firm, staring at the water.

Burst!

Aiming at a clear shadow that moved slightly at the bottom of the water, a stick swept over, and a carp broke through the water!

"In it, there is the demeanor of a king!" Li Laohan smiled and began to nag.

Back then, King Xiao and Li Laohan, who were the little overlords in the ten mountains within a radius, swam in the water flying in the sky, and none of them dared to blow up their hair in front of them.

Later, Li Laohan became the god of Li Zhan, and King Xiao became the lord of Xiao City.

These two turtle eggs, although they have no knowledge, are still quite easy to use their brains - they feel that they can make a fortune, and they have an indistinguishable connection with the ten mountains.

Logically speaking, readers should be asked to analyze and find the secret of success.

These two nouveau riche were afraid of being taken advantage of by the scholars, so they simply used the soil method: the secret of horizontal and vertical is on the mountain, and Lao Tzu encircles the mountain!

Even if you don't understand it for a while, you can keep it for your children and grandchildren to do.

Since then, the Xiao family has begun to go to the countryside and go to the mountains.

Li Zhanshen put aside the life in the city and did not enjoy it, so he came to the mountains and trained the next generation in strict accordance with the successful experience of the year.

I never thought that wow, the cub selling Ye Tian is not distressed, and his children and grandchildren are all bastards.

Dozens of children of the Xiao family before and after, all of them seemed to have suffered from the plague, and they tried every possible means to escape, and they changed their tricks to accuse Li Laohan.

"I, I serve them with the best food! How can they scold me? "Li Laohan can be aggrieved.

A handful of snot and a handful of tears, counting with his fingers, this boy stayed in the mountains for a few days, what did he do, how did he run......

Xiao Erhuo complained in his heart: "Old man, don't be verbose, if I didn't have the travel expenses, I would have run away a long time ago." ”

What do people want in this life, it's not beautiful and fragrant, fragrant and spicy.

In your bird's nest, bitter gourd, pepper and wild vegetable cakes all day long, you can't sleep well at night, and you don't run when your brain is sick!

complained about Li Laohan in his heart, but the fish still has to be caught, and if you don't catch the fish, you won't have to eat it tomorrow.

The next day, Li Laohan went out to patrol the mountains early, and Xiao Erhuo slept until he was anxious to urinate and quickly got up.

It was so cold in the mountains, Xiao Erhuo hurriedly went to the pickle jar and fished an old radish to eat, and it slowly warmed up after eating.

Confused, very confused.

As a person who eats by his brain, physical work is disdainful to do.

If people in the city still want to play in the mud, what will Lao Tzu do when he goes to the city to buy a house.

If you study hard in the cold window and still have to do coolies, what is Lao Tzu trying to do in retreat for ten years.

In short, you can lie down in a daze and never go out to bask in the sun.

However, Li Laohan didn't come back at all, and when he came back in the evening, the dead old man actually said that he had eaten!

I caught some game in the field, roasted it and ate it!

Eat you...... O granddaughter!

"Old man Li, can you borrow some money and let me go back to the city?" My father is the head of the Xiao family, he is very rich, not to mention a gentleman, even if he is a hundred gentlemen, he can afford to raise them!

"Young Master Xiao, I can't hear what you're talking about." Li Laohan smiled innocently, scratched his legs, and turned to leave.

Made, the back of this old man's ears is selective!

The hungry stomach is on fire, so I can only hold the pickle jar and nibble on some old radish pads to cushion my stomach.

I couldn't sleep after eating, so I had to run and catch fish for the night.

The next day, my nostrils were dry, as if the nosebleeds were about to come out.

"Old man, the food on this mountain is poisonous, I feel like I'm going to explode to death!" Xiao Erhuo covered his nose and said.

"There is an aura on this mountain!" Old man Li turned around, pinched his beard and pretended to say: "When you come to this mountain, the aura in your body will automatically accumulate. Only by practicing according to specific exercises can you make yourself stronger. ”

This exercise is labor!

"Grandpa God of War! Please assign me a job, except for farming, moving bricks, and cutting trees...... I can do the rest of the manual work! ”

"You go put the ****."

Chickens?

I'm sorry, but my ears aren't very good, you say again.

"You take these chicks and go to the mountainside to herd the chickens."

Grazing chicks?

At first glance it sounds incredible, but it's actually quite reliable.

Chicks need to eat insects, and there are insects in the fields.

Isn't it normal to take the chicks to the field to eat the insects, and then bring them back when they are finished?

"It's not physical work, is it?" Xiao Erhuo comforted himself.

Before going out with the chicks, you must first give the chicks a training.

People are old and weird, and things are old and good.

Those roosters and hens over the age of three do not need to graze, they are all fighters, and they dare to try to eat snakes when they meet them.

When evening comes, they can fly from the foot of the mountain to the top of the tree at the top of the mountain in one breath, and some simply fly straight from other peaks.

It is the young chicks that need to be grazed.

"You've got to get acquainted with them first, and then make a code agreement with them." Li Laohan chattered: "The sun is in the west, you have to blow the assembly whistle, if there is a lost, you have to find it." ”

"And the ones that flew into the trees, you have to catch them back. Young chicks are not allowed to spend the night outside. ”

"Got it!"

Herding chicks is really a manual task.

These chicks are not mentally retarded, but simply love to fight against humans.

They want to be out forever eating insects and having fun, and they don't obey until it gets dark.

One day when it was dark, they all muttered for help: stupid big man, Lao Tzu is here, hurry up and take Lao Tzu home, remember to act gently!

In order to figure out the behavior patterns of the chickens, Xiao Erhuo had to tether them, distinguish them by number, and then record their behavior patterns.

It turns out that the world of chicks is similar to that of humans.

First of all, there are a bunch of people who eat dry rice, they don't drink water every day, the food is not digested in the stomach, they are small and exquisite, and they are crazy all day long!

There are also a group of chicks who take the lead in scaring away all day long, fooling a group of ignorant chicks to follow blindly.

Tired of running and fluttering and sitting down, a group of chicks braked sharply, and then muttered:

"What happened?"

"I thought the chicken eater was coming!"

"I know, it's Xiaohua who is nervous, but I still ran away, in case the real chicken eater comes!"

"Yes, I think so too, strength is not worth much anyway."

There is also a group of foodie chickens, which weigh one-third to one-half more than chickens of the same age, and they concentrate on digging the soil to find insects, and centipedes and scorpions dare to eat them. Even if the wolves come, don't try to stop them from digging the soil and eating insects.

The most hateful thing is those little roosters, who often beat their heads to the point of bleeding in order to fight for the little hens.

The funniest thing is an old rooster with a yellow neck and a black tail, who doesn't know which tendon he got on the wrong way, and actually chased and killed Old Man Li.

Old man Li slapped the chicken's neck: "Stewed chicken with radish tonight!" ”

In the process of grazing chickens, Xiao Erhuo realized the unity of heaven and man, the unity of man and machine, and in the society of chickens, he understood humanity.

"Grandpa, humans are about the same as chickens, right?"

"By the way, you're the third to figure this out! As long as you can keep a group of chickens from attrition for three years, you will be the boss of the management, military, people's livelihood, and medical circles, and you can directly become an elder when you go back to the Xiao family! Li Laohan gave a thumbs up with satisfaction.

"Grandpa, it's all good for you to teach, please sit down for a while, I'll be a flower chicken to honor you!"

"Hahaha, you just have this heart, let's do it with me!"

"I'll come, I'll come!"

"Come on, you still have something to do, hurry up and do a statistical analysis for these chicks!"

Damn, old thing, you eat alone, if you don't leave me a chicken leg, I'll draw circles to bless you.

Xiao Erhuo turned back step by step, and Li Laohan waved with a smile: Go, go!

In fact, the IQ of the chickens is different, plus they can run fast and fly, Xiao Erhuo can't prevent them from dying stupidly, acting to death, and dying unexpectedly.

However, the so-called three-year non-attrition does not include natural attrition.

There can be a loss of 10% every year, and for every 100 chickens, no more than 10 deaths and disappearances per year can be made, even if there is no attrition.

The family sent 100 chicks, and after three years, they only needed to give 72 chickens to the family.

In fact, three years is not the ultimate lifespan of these chickens.

If they are smart enough to do something for Li Laohan, at least they can make Li Laohan happy, and they can continue to live.

If a weasel or something harasses them, these fighting chickens jump down with their necks and two geese in formation, frantically attacking the enemy.

People are old monsters and old spirits, these fighting chickens are all fine, and they have different battle strategies for different enemies.

Different fighting chickens have different courage points, and there are more or fewer combat routines.

In addition to not liking to cooperate, they are really good soldiers of Li Laohan.

However, he was not so polite to Xiao Erhuo.

"You come down! Give me back my roasted corn! Xiao Erhuo turned his head and stood under the tree with a gloomy face and threatened.

This is a teenage super fighting chicken, its IQ can already understand human speech, however, it scratches its tail, puts the roasted corn on the branch, and its butt is facing Xiao Erhuo, pecking the corn kernels.

Your sister!

A brick passed, and the chicken and rice were divided.

But being experienced in a hundred battles is not ordinary, this fighting chicken came back to his senses in mid-air, flapped his wings and flew away.

"If you take your mouth in your mouth again, you will knock down a brick! You dare to steal Lao Tzu's roasted corn, you are impatient! ”

Catching the roasted corn, Xiao Erhuo picked up the brick and walked away.