Chapter 6: The Brain-Dead Book

On the ancestral mountain of the Xiao family, there is a strange fire! It's called God of War!

This strange fire is very magical, and it has the effect of refining the body and polishing the will. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Ordinary people can't get it, and forcibly obtaining it will burn itself to ashes, and only heaven can capture it!

Back then, the old ancestor and Li Laohan herded sheep on the mountain with their bare butts, inadvertently absorbing different fires, and after refining their bodies, they became city lords and god of war.

The two old men are very good, but unfortunately they themselves don't know how to break the cow.

They couldn't tell them about the mystery of the alien fire on the mountain, and they couldn't guide their children and grandchildren to absorb it.

Even if they caught some unimportant and qualified ordinary disciples of the family, and used a crude one-time seizure technique to forcibly instill a different fire, they would have failed.

Those family disciples either couldn't stand the suffering and fled, or they were languishing and were conquered by the alien fire, and some even tried to kill themselves.

After trying again and again, City Lord Xiao and Li Zhanshen were horrified to discover: Perhaps, their success was just an accident and had no inheritance!

Without the exclusive inheritance of the technology, they are only pseudo-giants.

Intentionally planting trees and trees not to live, unintentionally planting willows and willows, just when Li Zhanshen was about to give up, Xiao Erhuo was exiled here!

As a genius, there must be pride in the heart.

Although he did not resist Li Laohan's rough training mode, Xiao Erhuo was full of brainpower and kept thinking about how to unlock the secret of the Xiao family's ancestral mountain and crack the formula of the strange fire.

"If you can't get a grandfather, then go to be someone else's grandfather!" Xiao Erhuo decided to work hard and become a person like Elder Yao.

Soon after going up the mountain, Xiao Erhuo wrote "Herbs Against the Current", "Herbs for Hitting the Water", "Old Man Shenquan Herbs", as well as half-completed "Fighting Chicken Leg Method", "Fighting Chicken Footwork", and "White Goose Spearmanship".

As a mental genius, writing down is a cheat, alas, lonely.

"Brother picked up the garbage and threw it away. The rivers and lakes threw garbage for his brother, and the head was broken and bleeding. ”

Xiao Erhuo held a radish in his mouth, and wrote like a god: "When the time comes, the apprentice will honor my soft sister and hope that I will still have strength." ”

Wait, Xiao Yan is an egg!

Although I can't change my fiancée like a change of clothes, I don't have all kinds of matriarchs and saints...... But I recruited a group of apprentices, and my apprentices changed their fiancées like clothes, and the matriarch and the saintess cried and shouted upside down.

However, "I have just written this exercise, and it is just a concept, and it cannot be regarded as the truth without practice. "Where is Lao Tzu going to kidnap a group of wealthy families who abandon the young and the strongest waste wood?

These exercises are powerful, but they are not inherited.

All belong to 'know what it is, don't know why it is', and there is no possibility of development and upgrading.

Among them, the strongest "Old Man Divine Fist" is considered a yellow-level exercise, but that's all.

Young people can cultivate, and they can achieve it quickly. However, after the cultivation is completed, not only will it not be able to continue to improve, but it will also prevent the cultivator from transferring to other exercises.

A complete martial arts technique can be promoted, at least it will not imprison the cultivator and make the cultivator fall into a bottleneck.

For example, Xiao Erhuo observed the world of sparrows, and invented the green-grade "Sparrow Martial Arts", although the starting point is very low, but it has development potential.

Sparrows, small, cheap, many.

The same is true of sparrow martial arts, which are divided into three volumes, the first volume of "Sparrow Tactics", the middle volume of "Sparrow Fighting Strategy", and the second volume of "Sparrow Fist".

"Sparrow Tactics", the cultivation requirements are the lowest, as long as the IQ passes, you can cultivate, and it is also the easiest to produce results.

Experienced sparrows fly and forage for food, never in groups, most of them are several, more than a dozen, flickering east and west, gathering and scattering, small targets, fast and agile.

But if food is found, the little sparrows come when they hear the wind, and the old sparrows call out to their friends, and in the blink of an eye they become a large flock.

A piece of grain will be eaten clean in a moment.

Go and beat them, for the same weight, they fight all over the Bird Clan. Fighting chickens that are heavier than them are not as agile and fast as them. If poisoned, Xiao Erhuo would suffer even more losses. If you use the Douqi cannon, a few shots will go down, the sparrow will not die, and the second fire will go bankrupt first.

This is the tactics of the sparrow, and its essence is: when it is weak, it is strong, and when it is strong, it is cheap!

Coupled with the small target, large number, and superior means of communication, it is simply invincible.

Although a few sparrows are occasionally sacrificed, from a strategic point of view, only a profit is not lost.

"It's a pity that this is a set of silk sling martial arts, which is only suitable for emergency use, or for beggars and orphans in the countryside to learn." Xiao Erhuo sighed, people in the city who have expensive lives, and children with fathers and mothers will not learn this kind of garbage exercises.

Sparrow martial arts are destined to be difficult to reach the hall of elegance.

But Xiao Erhuo is proud of one thing: this set of martial arts is green!

The green exercise cheats are all growth-oriented.

Although the early power is small, it can be upgraded.

After the cultivation of "Sparrow Tactics" is completed, as long as you grasp the core of "small, cheap, and many" and abandon the routines, you can upgrade "Sparrow Tactics" to "Sparrow Fighting Strategy".

Being able to write "Sparrow Fighting Strategy" is a complete bonus.

It was an early autumn morning, and Xiao Erhuo was ordered to fight against the sparrows, holding bird nets and scarecrows, to guard the Yellow Valley Field.

The scarecrow was planted first, and the sparrows were startled, but soon they were not afraid, and they saw through the straw bales of the scarecrow.

Only when the wind blows, the sparrows will hide for fear of being hit.

"You can only go to the big net! I heard that sparrows have no IQ. Xiao Erhuo looked at the sparrow's little head and thought so.

Unexpectedly, the old sparrow knew how to avoid bird nets!

Even if Xiao Erhuo drove away from him, the sparrow did not hurry around to the side, and walked away in a chic manner!

Change the location of the net!

The sparrows are waiting for an opportunity!

There were only some young little sparrows, who were stupid when they saw Xiao Erhuo, and they hit the bird net headlong in a panic.

"Made, the Ou family is all sluts, so I said why are they so kind and specially provided me with a bird atlas!" Xiao Erhuo gritted his teeth and looked at the "Origin of Species" in his hand.

Damn, mentally retarded, this stupid beep author actually said that sparrows have no IQ, and they are completely different from humans, sparrows only have conditioned reflexes.

And the sparrows are afraid of scarecrows, and then they are not afraid of scarecrows, they just get used to it!

Get used to your sister!

They are all about to become fine, stealing Lao Tzu's grain in circles, why do you say that they have no IQ?

"I don't think it's that the sparrow has no IQ, it's that this second product named Oirvin has no IQ!"

However, the Ou family has a low IQ, but their drawing skills are still quite good.

The words and ideas in "The Origin of Species" were erased, and only a variety of bird pictures remained, which suddenly became much more pleasing to the eye.

"But, how do you guard the grain?"

No matter how nice the Ou family two forces say, they can't resist these thieves who are proficient in sparrow tactics and sparrow fighting skills!

If you don't think of a good solution, this year's millet will be harvested.

"It's definitely not realistic to hire a fighter to guard the valley." These grains are not enough for their employment.

Those fighting chickens don't need money, they can bounce and hunt down little sparrows.

But I'm afraid that they will steal from themselves.

A few days ago, Li Laohan deliberately went to the back mountain to plant some watermelons, and finally prevented the melons from ripe.

Hurry up and pick all the watermelons back, Li Laohan just ran to the creek and shouted Xiao Erhuo to eat melons.

The two of them rushed back, only to see a thin blue melon skin.

What about watermelons?

Grab a chicken and pinch the stomach pouch, it's all watermelon seeds.

"Ou family cheap embryo! Didn't they say that only orangutans would open watermelons and knock coconuts? Li Laohan was so angry that he jumped to his feet, and scolded Xiao Erhuo in a roundabout way.

Xiao Erhuo closed "The Origin of Species" and shrugged: "The chick has its own knife, and it really doesn't use tools, this Oirving is not lying." ”

It's just a bit of a technical touch.

failed to fight with sparrows, and Xiao Erhuo realized what it meant to be 'small but strong'.

Giving up the study of leopard boxing, fighting chicken leg method, and snake body method, Xiao Erhuo began to study sparrows, which led to this set of sparrow martial arts.

In addition to tactics and strategy, there is also the Sparrow Fist method.

Li Laohan was quick with his hands, caught two old sparrows with a net bag, tied his feet with hemp rope, and handed them to Xiao Erhuo for study.

After research, the sparrow is full of lethal weapons after grinding its muscles and bones!

Smash with wings, kick with both feet, grab with claws, stab with mouth, and sometimes launch a desperate charge.

Sparrows will fight hard, even if their wings are broken and their tails are broken, they will not regret it, and they will continue to fight with wild screams.

Tsk, the real man of the bird clan, the pure master of the sparrow!

The most interesting thing is that the old sparrow hunts the hen.

The young hen was so frightened by the old sparrow that she ran for her life.

Only when the rooster sees the old sparrow, there is a good fight.

The rooster will drop ten times with one force, and the sparrow will not break if it is fast.

The flexibility of the body and the number of routines are the key to victory or defeat.

If it weren't for the hemp rope, the old sparrow would have been able to make a draw with the battle chickens - there was nothing they could do with each other.

Although the battle chicken grabbed the rope and ate the old sparrow's heart and liver, Xiao Erhuo still sorted out the boxing record for the sparrow.