The first and second platoons of the guard communications company are guard platoons, and the barracks gates in charge of the organs are guarded 24 hours a day, as well as the night patrols and execution of duty in the barracks, all of which are men. The third platoon of the pen www.biquge.info is a communication platoon, one squad is a male soldier, responsible for the erection and maintenance of communication lines, and two squads are female soldiers, responsible for traffic support.

Outside the barracks gate is the road, we think it is very interesting to stand guard during the day, although standing with a rifle on your back for a long time will also hurt your back and legs, but you can watch people come and go, read the world, and wear military uniforms, hold a long gun, we feel very proud, others see it is also very envious. Standing guard at night is not so comfortable, especially after two o'clock in the morning, the upper and lower eyelids of the two eyes always want to kiss. Yang Luobasket is not afraid of doing physical work during the day, but he is afraid of standing guard at night, he has developed a skill, even if he dozes off while standing, his body will not shake.

One night, Yang Luobasket, who was standing on the sentry post in the dark, dozing off, did not wake up until the sentry leader Cui came to him.

Squad leader Cui asked him, "Did you see me just now?" ”

Yang Luobasket replied affirmatively: "I saw it." ”

"Why don't you ask me when you see me?"

"I know it's you, what are you asking!"

"Ask for a password!"

"I'm sorry, I forgot."

Forgetting to ask for a password is considered negligent, and standing guard and dozing off is a mistake.

Yang Luobasket stood guard for seven months and was transferred to the company's cooking class to cook, not because someone found him standing guard and dozing off, but because he was unable to make a record of the situation when he stood guard.

According to the requirements, during the period of standing guard duty, it is necessary to make a record of the situation, such as who will check the post at what time, and which guest will come to the head of the agency at what time. Yang Luokung didn't know how to read, and the situation he encountered when he was standing guard was only to wait for the next shift of soldiers who would record it to take over.

Liang Jiting studied culture very hard, but the problem of liking recklessness has not been completely changed, when he stood guard to make a record of the situation, he was self-righteous, and some words could not be written and he was embarrassed to ask others. There is a chief of the post surnamed Ji, called Ji Tianmin, the word "Ji" and the dung character before the simplification is almost the same, the traditional dung character is simplified by the "rice, field, total" three parts, "I invite you to eat rice field for (total)" is a joke with the traditional dung character, when making a record of the situation, Liang Jiting wrote Ji Tianmin's "Ji" into the traditional dung character, and the result "Ji Tianmin" became "dung Tianmin". There is also a chief of Chagang whose surname is Wen Fu, and the glyph of the word "Fu" and the word "thief" is almost the same, and as a result, Liang Jiting wrote his name "Wen Fu" as "Wen Thief". These two chiefs, one is the deputy chief of staff of the organ headquarters and the other is the chief of the security section of the political department of the organ, and they are both directly in charge of the "heads" of the guard communications company. Soon after these two incidents, Liang Jiting was transferred to the agency farm to grow wheat.

That is, the week when Liang Jiting was transferred, I was transferred to the Guard Communications Company as a clerk.

Because most of the recruits have a relatively low level of education, some of them say the wrong thing or read the wrong word, and everyone will not laugh or care, but I am afraid that some people are as confident as Liang Jiting and don't know how to pretend to understand, which will inevitably make jokes.

There is a new soldier in our platoon named Cui Changsheng, who, like Yang Luokung, does not know a single big character, and his illiteracy is 100 percent. But this comrade treats simplicity as mediocrity, and always thinks of new tricks when he speaks and does things, and changes his image, and as a result, he makes a lot of jokes.

On one occasion, the company carried out class education, and "not remembering the past suffering, but remembering the blood and tears" was one of the political activities that it often carried out. The company commander knew that Cui Changsheng's family had suffered a lot in the old society, so he asked him, along with several other soldiers, to complain about the evil old society at the all-company military meeting.

Cui Changsheng was the last to speak on stage, and he first said: "I can't read, I can't speak, I'm a big hooligan!" ”

Some of the fighters in the audience couldn't help but snicker.

The instructor hurriedly stood up and said to everyone seriously: "Comrade Cui Changsheng is uneducated, he wants to say that he is illiterate, don't misunderstand." ”

Cui Changsheng said in his speech: "After my grandmother starved to death, my grandfather got sick and had no money for treatment, and he also died outside the gate of the hospital------.

He was afraid that others would not understand what he meant, so he added: "My dad is my dad!" ”

This time, none of the fighters in the audience dared to laugh, they all bit their lips with their teeth and had serious expressions.

"------ my father went to the landlord's house in the village to borrow grain, but the landlord's family not only didn't borrow it, but also injured my father, woo, woo-" Cui Changsheng said and cried sadly, he shouldn't have added another sentence after him: "It's really happy!" ”

This time, even the instructor almost didn't hold back his laughter, and after listening to Cui Changsheng's words, he quickly blocked his mouth with the back of his hand.

What's even more ridiculous is that Cui Changsheng asked his "gang of one" and "pair of red" to help write two letters home, and later he confused the two letters, and he didn't want to trouble others anymore, so he put the stationery written to the subject Xiaoling in the envelope sent to his parents, and the stationery written to his parents in the envelope sent to the subject Xiaoling. The letter sent to Xiaoling said: "Father, mother, you don't let me be good with Xiaoling, I listen to you, and when I have the opportunity, I will 'blow the lamp' with her." In the letter to his parents, he said: "Dear Xiaoling, my father and my mother won't let me be nice to you, I don't listen to them, I have to be good with you for the rest of my life." ”

The result was not surprising, in the end, Xiaoling and Cui Changsheng 'blew the lamp', and their parents and Cui Changsheng got angry. (To be continued.) )