When we rural soldiers were first assigned to the guard communications company, some female soldiers who enlisted in the city looked down on us, they had fine skin and tender meat, we were black and thin, they could sing and dance, our villagers were old-fashioned, especially a female soldier named Liao Yonghui, it is said that her father was the deputy commander of a certain provincial military district, and when she saw us rural soldiers, she always looked up with her head held high, and she looked proud. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Once, Liao Yonghui and several female soldiers in the company were playing table tennis in the activity room, and Guo Qiulin, a new soldier who was a soldier in the same guard platoon as me, was also a high school graduate, lively and active, loved to talk and laugh, he and two male soldiers saw the female soldiers playing table tennis, and their palms were itchy, relying on the fact that they had won the ranking in the table tennis competition when they were in school, and shouted to Liao Yonghui and said: "Do you dare to compete with me?" ”

Liao Yonghui was playing on Xing's head, straightened up, glanced at Guo Qiulin disdainfully, raised his eyebrows and said: "Which of the two of us is male and who is female, people with eyes can understand at a glance, do you still need to 'decide'?" ”

Listening to Liao Yonghui's words, the female soldiers were so happy that they covered their mouths and smiled, and the male soldiers were so ashamed that they ran away.

The barracks of the organ are very large, and there is a high slope like a river embankment on the north side of the barracks, and standing on the high slope, you can see the Yongding River outside the barracks wall. Regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, as long as it is not raining heavily and blowing strong winds, there are always some soldiers walking and playing on it during the period from dinner to reading and studying in the evening.

One day in the late autumn of our first year as soldiers, Guo Qiulin and several new soldiers in the squad had dinner and did push-ups, somersaults, and fights on the high slopes.

is really a "narrow road", Liao Yonghui also took two female soldiers up the high slope.

Liao Yonghui ignored Guo Qiulin and his group, she was still immersed in the joy of the victory after making fun of Guo Qiulin not long ago, standing on the high slope, spreading her arms, facing the cool breeze, and shouting at the Yongding River in the distance: "Ah, Yongding River, my mother!" ”

Guo Qiulin got up from the ground, learned Liao Yonghui's posture and tone, and shouted at Yongding River: "Ah, Yongding River, my mother-in-law!" ”

This time, the men laughed with joy, and the women blushed like fire.

Liao Yonghui stopped this time, and shouted at Guo Qiulin: "What do you mean, you want to take advantage of us!" ”

Guo Qiulin stiffened his neck and said, "Who wants to take advantage of whom?" It is human nature that a mother loves her daughter, and a mother-in-law likes her son-in-law. For many years, the Yongding River has fed the children on both sides of the river with a shriveled ****, and it is also one of the main sources of water in our lives, which shows that we have a very close relationship with her. ”

"You're quibbling, let's go back together and let the instructor judge!"

Liao Yonghui did not relent.

As I climbed the hill with another recruit, we were still arguing.

After I asked the reason for their argument, I said to Guo Qiulin and Liao Yonghui on the side: "Don't fight any of you, don't quarrel with anyone, Yongding River can no longer bear the heavy burden of the city's water needs, and if we don't take measures, it will be completely exhausted, we must save water and protect the water source, otherwise, she is neither the mother of some people, nor the mother-in-law of some people, but the 'godmother' of all of us." ”

The male and female soldiers on the high slope all laughed, and my words gave them a step to step down, Liao Yonghui looked at Guo Qiulin, pouted and said: "We love to listen to the words of the paperwork, unlike some people who are messing around, go, sisters, retreat!" ”

Guo Qiulin was very happy on this day, and felt that he had avenged the "revenge with one arrow" a few days ago.

Most of the male soldiers in the company still admired the female soldiers in the company, who sang better than us and danced better than us -- I was talking about the "Zhongzi Dance," a form of exercise similar to radio gymnastics, but with a strong political connotation. Their education level is above that they have graduated from junior high school, they read newspapers and "quotations" more smoothly than us, and they write more vividly than we do in major criticisms.

Of course, there are some things we know that they don't understand.

A sow raised by the guard communication company cooking class was in heat, and Yang Luobasket borrowed a breeding boar from a local pig farm to breed the sow in heat. When a female soldier in the call class saw the breeding boar, she pointed at its **** and said to the other female soldiers in surprise: "Come and see, this sow's ** grows on the buttocks!" Another female warrior questioned her words: "No, why is it not ****?" ”

In the days that followed, not only the female soldier who had made a fuss when she saw the boar, but also the other female soldiers in the guard communication company were all red-faced and embarrassed to see us. (To be continued.) )