Li Hao lived in the grass house for more than half a month. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

After a hundred days of injured muscles and bones, even if the old man Sun had excellent medical skills and tried his best to use medicine and massage every day, Li Hao only felt a slight tingling sensation in the bones of his right leg on the seventh day, indicating that the bone marrow was permeable, the veins were reconnected and growing, and the injury was already very good.

The reason why it took half a month, most of the credit is due to Angelica, every day to change tricks and make trouble, hunting bears, catching roe rabbits alive, climbing mountains to collect honey, wading and fishing, all activities have to be counted as Li Hao's share, which delayed Li Hao's recovery from his injuries.

In a blink of an eye, on the second day of the next month, the old man Sun went to the mountains to collect medicine as usual, according to the old man Sun, this time he was going to the Tiger Leaping Gorge to pick a kind of poisonous mist shrouded in the "golden thread grass" that can grow below, because the terrain is steep, there are many poisonous snakes and beasts, the old man Sun who is not proficient in martial arts specially begged the bitter Buddha to go together, the two old guys left the grass house at sunrise, and when the sun set, they still did not come back, Li Hao and Angelica sat on the hillside, looking forward to the return of the two, but there was no movement.

Li Hao held a grass stem of broken intestine grass in his mouth, tasted the bitter taste of poisonous weeds, smacked his lips and tongue and said, "Hey, I said, these days, I have eaten enough of the medicinal food you carefully concocted for me." Arsenic boiled eggs, braised Chinese cabbage on the top of the crane, fried lard with dill core, boiled noodles in ******, pickled pickles with oleander, and soju soaked in soju, I can persist in surviving as always, what realm do you say I have reached? Do you know how steel is made? ”

Angelica put his chin in his hands and said: "Where are you now, I think when I was young, I ate these poisons as snacks, you see that I am not alive and well now, not even a single hair is missing." ”

Li Hao was puzzled: "Then why did you eat so many highly poisonous poisons?" Is it to heal your mental illness? ”

Angelica was surprised: "What mental illness? I'm not sick, I'm just hungry. ”

Li Hao sighed and said: "I only understand now, why does Old Ghost Sun say that you are ignorant of the world and have a pure heart, you are an idiot who doesn't know anything at all!" ”

Angelica's eyes lit up: "What to eat for nothing?" What can be eaten for nothing? ”

Li Hao didn't want to continue this kind of esoteric topic with a child who didn't know anything, so he asked Angelica instead: "Don't say those disappointing words, I think you seem to be very uneducated, did your grandfather usually teach you to read?" ”

Angelica nodded: "I will recite three hundred poems." ”

"I am familiar with 300 Tang poems, and I can't compose poems and chant them. Do you compose poetry? ”

"No, it won't."

"Then I'll make you a poem."

"Okay."

"This is a fifty-word quatrain, the title of the poem is "Hidden Knife in Laughter", do you want to hear it?"

"Yes."

"Hahaha

"You seem to be cheating on a child."

"Congratulations on getting it right!"

At dusk the next day, Li Hao and Angelica were still sitting on the hillside, waiting for the return of Old Man Sun and the Buddha of Suffering.

"Little turtle, your grandfather and the world's number one monk master haven't come back yet."

"Yes, I know."

"Then let's just wait?"

"yes, I don't know where Tiger Leaping Gorge is, so we'll have to wait."

"It's so boring, what are we going to talk about tonight?"

"Didn't you say you came from far away? Tell us about your hometown. ”

"Okay, there are Olympic Games in my hometown, the women's volleyball team can make the audience cry, table tennis can make the opponent cry, and I don't need to play football, I will cry. By the way, there are cars with smoking tails, KFC and McDonald's, hot pot and barbecue and stir-fry, cigarettes and beer grilled fish fillets, beer and liquor mineral water, and the legs are collected ......"

"I don't understand a word of what you're saying, you're really knowledgeable."

"Of course, I'm crossing ...... I said I came back in a million years, can you believe me? ”

"What do you mean by crossing?"

"I knew you wouldn't understand, so I was relieved to tell you."

At dusk on the third day, the grass on the hillside had been sat out of two whirlpools by Li Hao and Angelica.

"Little turtle, what are we talking about today?"

"Let's talk about men and women."

"Why are you talking about this?"

"Because you, grandpa, and grandpa bitter gourd are all men, only I am a woman, I think it's very boring, why do you say there is a difference between men and women in the world?"

"This topic is too profound, let me put it simply, a woman is a lock, a man is a key, one key can open many locks, but one lock can only be opened by one key. But there are exceptions, such as Baoqiang's wife Ma Rong, who can open the universal lock with any key......"

"But I still don't understand."

"Now that you know the difference between men and women, in your heart, what is the difference between men and women, you say and I'll listen to it."

"Well, what about women, there is one less tail than men, men's tails will leak every day, women won't, I sometimes peek at grandpa's tail leaking, I'm very worried, so I secretly raised a few silkworm babies, one day weave a tough silk thread, while grandpa is sleeping, help him close the leaking hole in the tail."

"Have you raised your silkworm baby?"

"Alas, they're all dead."

"Then I thank your grandfather for saving the suffering, the great compassion, the great compassion, the Guanyin Master, as well as Jesus Christ and the Jade Emperor."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, I can't explain it to you for a while, but you'll understand when you grow up."

"Oh."

On the evening of the fourth day, the big sunset seemed to Li Hao more like a pickled duck egg yolk.

"Little turtle, are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, I just ate a bowl of white sesame paste."

"Where did you find the white sesame paste?"

"I washed half a catty of arsenic with boiling water, and drank it as white sesame paste, it tasted good, what about you, are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry either, I just ate a bowl of lamb's blood soup."

"Where did the lamb's blood soup come from?"

"I steamed six taels of crane top red, and added a small half spoonful of salt, and digested it like sheep's blood soup."

"It's been a few days, do you think my grandfather will come back?"

"If you had asked me this question yesterday, I would have answered you without hesitation with the word 'yes', but this morning I was idle, and secretly opened your grandfather's cage and wanted to hold the ...... When I looked casually, I found a note, which was jointly left to the two of us by your grandfather and that damn old bitter gourd, which said that the two of them suddenly understood the true meaning of the manuscript, and now they are in a big mansion in Yangzhou City, and they live in both houses...... I won't tell you such a dirty topic, the two of us, abandoned by the two of them. ”