Li Hao saw that Old Man Sun refused to tell the secret of Angelica no matter what, so he stopped asking, and went into the grass hut to find a wat bed and fell down, and after a while, snoring sounded. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In the early morning of the next day, Angelica, who had recovered as before, woke up Li Hao and said mysteriously: "The honey in the hive over there is honey, let's go get some to taste." ”

Li Hao rubbed his sleepy eyes and stretched comfortably: "You want me to accompany you to poke the hornet's nest, but there is no door." Where is the latrine, I'm going to go to make it convenient and convenient, and then get some breakfast to eat. ”

"Go to the latrine and get some breakfast? You've got a lot of taste! ”

Angelica stabbed Li Hao with a smile, and seeing that Li Hao's eyebrows gradually stood up, he hurriedly turned around and slipped out.

After a quarter of an hour, Li Hao's screams like killing pigs came from the latrine, and the old man Sun, who was collecting dew in the medicine garden, trembled with his hands, and the porcelain bottle in his hand fell in response.

The bitter Buddha was pulling the needle and thread, sewing and mending the tattered monk's robe, and was frightened by Li Hao's shout, the tip of the needle pricked his finger, and ran out sucking his finger: "Who?" Who howls here early in the morning? Do you have any merit? ”

Li Hao stumbled out of the latrine, covered his buttocks with both hands, rolled on the ground with a miserable howl, and accidentally crushed the medicinal seedlings that the old man Sun had worked so hard to plant, and the old man Sun hurriedly ran forward and kicked Li Hao away: "Be careful, be careful, don't damage the old man's treasure...... What's wrong with you? ”

A drop of aggrieved tears slipped from the corner of Li Hao's eyes, and he pursed his mouth and said: "I got up in the morning and fell into the reincarnation of the five grains, surging out, my heart was happy, and my body was relaxed, but the straw paper was different, damaging my chrysanthemum, like a fire, and then the ...... of the number"

Old Man Sun looked at Li Hao coldly: "Talking about people." ”

Li Hao sobbed and said, "Someone poisoned the toilet paper!" ”

At this time, Angelica was already laughing so hard that he was holding his stomach and falling, Li Hao immediately understood that it must have been Angelica who had moved his hands and feet on the toilet paper, so he gritted his teeth and cast a resentful look at Angelica: "It must be you who made a ghost, say, what did you paint on the toilet paper?" ”

Angelica said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just some garlic juice and ice chips, how about it, the taste of ice and fire is very profound." ”

Old man Sun has long been surprised by Angelica's naughty pranks, and blames Angelica for two sentences, together with the bitter Buddha, he helped Li Hao into the house, found a box of ointment and threw it to Li Hao: "Apply it yourself, vomit ......"

Li Hao pouted his ass and climbed on the bench, and took the ointment sadly: "You are still embarrassed to dislike me, if it weren't for your stubborn turtle grandson, would my chrysanthemum bloom like this?" ”

The old man Sun sighed faintly: "Angelica grew up with the old man in this deep mountain since he was a child, he has never been contaminated with the fireworks of the world, and he has never seen the rights and wrongs of people's hearts, so he has a pure temperament, just occasionally naughty, but if there is an offense, you just endure it, so for the sake of the old man's face, don't worry about it like a child, otherwise the old man is angry, and will not continue to treat your broken leg, you are alone, and you are not familiar with the terrain here, after being forcibly driven out by the old man, if you encounter poisonous snakes and beasts, how can you live a good ......"

Old man Sun gently threatened Li Hao, Li Hao had to accept the tragic reality of people under the roof, so he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and he didn't dare to say a word of the vicious words on his lips: "Okay, for the sake of your old man's face, I will forgive Angelica this time." Old man, how old are you this year? ”

Old man Sun smiled proudly: "The old man Heshou has been rolling in this red dust for more than eighty-seven years, and his body is quite tough. ”

Li Hao sincerely admired: "Then I wish you to live to be eighty-eight years old...... Hey, how do you beat people, do you have medical ethics, believe it or not, I spent money to hire a few doctors to clean you up...... Please, don't fight, the kid knows it's wrong......"

Li Hao lay on the bed all morning, the faint pain of the chrysanthemum was a little better, after lunch, Li Hao was closing his eyes and taking a nap, Angelica sneaked in again, grabbed Li Hao's arm and said: "The honey hive over there is honey, let's go get some to taste." ”

Li Hao turned his back impatiently: "Don't go!" ”

"Are you really not going?"

"I'm really not going!"

"That's good." Angelica rolled his eyes: "Life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, if a little arsenic appears in your dinner inexplicably, or I accidentally mistake the broken intestine grass for leek moss to cook for you, you deserve to be unlucky to go to the underworld, but don't sue me for wrongdoing with Grandpa Yama!" ”

Li Hao was completely subdued by the little devil Angelica, and he didn't dare to raise any more objections, limping behind the elated Angelica, and went to the legendary perlite to do the dangerous trick of stabbing the hornet's nest.

When the afterglow of dusk sprinkled all over the mountains, two swollen and big-headed monsters appeared in the open space in front of the grass house.

Angelica held a honey tray in both hands, licking the rock honey in the nest hole without feeling pain, and occasionally gave a little to Bao'er, who was squeaking in a hurry.

Li Hao sat on the ground weakly, only to feel the pain like a fire all over his body, so he could only apply the ointment given by the old man Sun to the bite of the wild bee, and glared at Angelica through gritted teeth: "Please don't make any more trouble, you are a little girl, and you always have to marry when you grow up." With your current virtue, which blind short-lived ghost will dare to marry you in the future? I just taught you what it means to be five lectures and four beauties last night, have you forgotten it so quickly? ”

Angelica made a grimace at Li Hao, took the backpack full of rock honey nest blocks in his hand, and ran to Old Man Sun to offer treasure: "Grandpa, look what good things I brought back." ”

Old Man Sun dipped a little honey in his fingers, put it in his mouth and tasted it carefully, with a satisfied look on his face: "It is indeed a good thing, with the Chenshi dew that I worked so hard to find, it is mixed into a honey pill blank, and it is enough for this summer." The next time you go looking for honey, remember to put a bamboo basket with a larger gap on your head, so as not to be stung into such virtues and frighten the wild beasts in the mountains...... Hmm, but the amount of rock honey you brought back this time doesn't seem to be enough, so let's get up early tomorrow and go again. ”

Angelica innocently raised his little face: "Grandpa, you can go with me tomorrow." ”

Old Man Sun smiled kindly: "Grandpa is not going, grandpa is old, his legs and feet are not good, and his body is getting weaker and weaker." Good grandson, you have thick skin and resist stinging, and people are stupid, so it's better for you to go. ”

Angelica pointed at Li Hao: "He's stupider than me, and his skin is thick enough, okay if I take him there?" ”

Old Man Sun smiled and said, "Of course it's good, as long as you don't let grandpa go, anyone can go, do you remember what grandpa often taught you?" Tell Grandpa about it. ”

"Good!"

Angelica suppressed Yang and suddenly thought: "Dead Taoist friends do not die poor Dao, dead monks do not die poor monks, which means that for the safety of our own lives, it doesn't matter if we let others do dangerous things, grandpa, am I right?" ”