Sun Tiantian has forgotten how she got down the mountain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info She was like a little girl who had lost her beloved doll, crying all the way to her home in the Bora House.

The so-called home is a hollowed-out tree hole, and the front end of the tree hole is added with wood to build more than a dozen square meters of space, adding up to more than 20 square meters in total, and the monkey equipment is readily available, which is a high-end single apartment in Huaguo Mountain.

When Sun Tiantian went home, Xiao Ji was holding a bouquet of purple roses in his hand, standing at the door of Sun Tiantian's house, and he was practicing Xiao Cui's words to him in front of the air over and over again.

"Ah, Tiantian, I don't miss you because I'm lonely, but I'm lonely because I miss you. When I miss you, I pick up a knife and carve your name on my hand, and when I carve your name all over my body, I find that I still can't stop thinking about you, so I cut open my chest, pull out a piece of intestines, and engrave the word 'missing' on it, which is my expression of love. But is that all my love can go to? No, I took out my stomach, my liver, my lungs again, and solemnly engraved the words 'Xiao Ji loves Tiantian' on it. Hehe, if you think that my love for you will end here, then you are very wrong, I carved the words 'together' on my ribs and heart. This is unforgettable love. ”

The previous sentence was not because of loneliness or anything, it was taught by Xiao Cui. A large number of disemboweling words were added by Xiao Ji himself. This passage was inspired by an idiom - to dig out the heart and lungs.

But if Xiao Ji said this, the romance movie would immediately become a horror movie.

Xiao Ji's ears were bright, and when he heard footsteps approaching, he felt a stir in his heart: "Here, here." ”

But when the footsteps got closer, it felt like the footsteps were too loud, like a monster slowly approaching.

Xiao Ji took a look.

"My Mamma Mia! This is ......" Xiao Ji just wanted to run with his legs, and suddenly remembered that this was Sun Tiantian.

From an aesthetic point of view, after Sun Tiantian transformed, as long as he didn't get mad, he was also super cute, with a fleshy face, a fat body, a pair of innocent eyes, and his hair was softer and finer than other monkeys, especially the way he walked, swaying, which was particularly interesting.

Xiao Ji went from being shocked at first sight to calm, but the only thing is that Sun Tiantian is like a hill in front of Xiao Ji. But Xiaoji's love is "unforgettable", do you care if the girl is bigger and taller? As an author, I fantasize every day that I can marry a model wife.

Sun Tiantian patronized and cried, and only saw Xiao Ji when he walked to the door.

"Ahh Sweet, not because of ......" Xiao Ji said while holding up the purple rose, to say that this purple rose is also a strange flower, it saw the moonlight, the buds flashed a faint purple light, very beautiful.

As soon as he saw the purple rose, Sun Tiantian thought of the purple rose in the hundred gardens, and the purple roses in the hundred gardens, and the scene of Ma Xiaohan sitting and hugging the peach blossoms appeared in front of him. So she angrily knocked Purple Rose with her hand, maybe the fist was too big, maybe Xiao Ji's angle was just right, like a hammer hitting a nail, Purple Rose was broken, but half of Xiao Ji's body was also knocked into the soil.

Sun Tiantian habitually leaned into the door, but she was wrong, the door was not as big as her body.

"Woo woo......" Sun Tiantian's body couldn't go back, and she couldn't go back home, she ran into the forest crying.

Xiao Ji, who stayed in the soil, was suddenly "attacked" by Sun Tiantian, a little dazed and at a loss, and muttered to himself: "I don't miss you because I'm afraid, but I'm afraid because I miss you......"

Following. Bora House meeting shed.

Peach Blossom is really capable, and she promised to do it in the evening, and the grain arrived one after another in the morning. As Ma Xiaohan just wrote an IOU, it ended up being the money of the Huaguoshan government, and five thousand taels of silver is for the poor government, and I don't know when it will be paid off.

On the other hand, the peach family lost five thousand taels all of a sudden, which is by no means a trivial matter, which has buried hidden dangers for the peach blossoms, which will be discussed later.

At this moment, Ma Xiaohan is sitting in the middle, and several monkey ministers are vigorously praising Ma Xiaohan, what kind of monkey heroes, the Monkey King, the graceful, charming, etc., to name a few. But Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: You can just praise it, no matter how much you blow it, I won't be distracted.

"King, your ability to do this girl is really superb, you can even let her pay for it without marrying her." Lao Ji "recovered" and returned.

"Lao Ji, see that your body is healed." Ma Xiaohan asked tentatively.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Lao Ji pretended to cough, "Thank you for your concern, the old minister can still do his best for the king." ”

"Don't mind, you just go straight to the horse leather shroud. When you're in trouble, you can't see a ghost. When things are done, I will be here to be courteous. Are you still considered a Great Elder? Lao Ji's coughing made Ma Xiaohan angry.

"King!" Elder Shi shouted and fell to the ground.

Ma Xiaohan thought that this old man was going to intercede for Lao Ji or something, but Ma Xiaohan just wanted to scare Lao Ji and vent.

"For the modernization of Huaguo Mountain for many years, Elder Ji has worked hard and exhausted, and he has never regretted the gradual widening of his clothes and belts, and he has been haggard for the monkey of Yixiao...... "In order to increase his self-cultivation, Elder Shi has gnawed a few poems in the past few days. But it sounds so awkward.

"Comrade Lao Shi, just say it if you have anything to say, there is too much foreshadowing, and it makes me dizzy."

"Great King, you already know about Elder Ji's passive slacking off, evading responsibility, and lying about his illness, as well as his usual consumption of public funds and embezzlement, but please read that Elder Ji is already old, so don't be punished, but exile for thousands of miles. King! "Elder Shi is an absolute acting school, his words are sincere, and his tears are bursting with tears.

Ma Xiaohan didn't bypass the bend at first, what kind of public money consumption, what corruption and bribery, I know what a fart, but then I understood it after thinking about it.

Nima, this Elder Shi is also very powerful, killing people invisibly.

"Don't listen to him, my lord, I'm innocent. I'm more innocent than white jade. Lao Ji knelt on the ground and cried.

"Elder Ji, when you leave, I will see you off, you should be on a business trip, and when the king's anger is gone, I will definitely play for you to come back."

"Shi Laowei, you are a bloody spewer, I want to use blood to prove your innocence." Saying that, Lao Ji looked for a place where he could hit it, and finally found a grass mound, plunged into it, and turned into a straw monkey when he came out.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, what kind of trouble is this. Huaguoshan, who is a big fart, has also been corrupt and bribed.

"Alright, don't argue with each other. Let me ask you, do you know about Matou Mountain? ”

As soon as they heard Matou Mountain, the two old monkeys stopped quarreling.

Then, the two elders took turns to introduce the affairs of Matou Mountain. Matou Mountain and Huaguo Mountain are a little far away, separated by dozens of mountains. There is a group of horse monsters living on it, burly, brutal by nature, often bullying the monkeys of Huaguo Mountain, fortunately, the king of Matou Mountain the year before last immediately went crazy and died, and the two sons fought for the throne and fought inextricably, which stopped for a while.

"Don't we have an army to resist?" Ma Xiaohan was strange.

"There are a total of 2,000 monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, each with its own position, and it can only be used in free time, even the monkey boxing, and the government full-time samurai are only a hundred, saying that they are samurai, but in fact, they are monkeys with more strength, and compared with horse monsters, they are not vulnerable at all." Elder Shi replied.

Ma Xiaohan has seen monkey boxing, and this kind of boxing is better than not practicing.

"King, now my monkey fist has been practiced to the point of supernatural power, but it is meaningless for me to be the only one who is superb, I want to teach this miraculous skill to everyone to resist the horse monsters of Matou Mountain." It was a burly monkey who spoke, and Ma Xiaohan recognized this monkey at a glance, it was the guy who started to be righteous and awe-inspiring when Xiao Ji fought the "three fools", and then ran away.

"You, what's your name?" Ma Xiaohan asked.

"The minister's name is Cui Niu, he is the king's former guard, he just took office today, and the minister will be angry and strong, for the country and the people and the king, and always be ready to sacrifice." Saying that, Cui Niu punched and began to fight monkey boxing.

"What's that, bragging!"

"The king is Cui is not blowing, and there is no tongue sound." Lao Ji corrected.

"What, Cui Niu, don't be angry, you better go home and splash dung on the wall, the last time Xiao Ji fought Liu Bei and them, you actually took the lead in running, like words? Also sacrificed? ”

Cui Niu blushed.

Cui Niu is Elder Shi's person.

"King Mingjian, if the king is not strong, how can the soldiers be strong, if the king can't fight on the battlefield, how can the monkeys be willing to send themselves to find death, this is why we chose you to be the king, we hope that you can not only be submissive at the critical moment, can play an exemplary role and lead us to fight."

Elder Shi was full of reason this time.

The nature of the monkey is timid, and the choice of you as the king is to hope that you can lead the monkey group and protect the monkey group.

But Ma Xiaohan thought like this in his heart: It's over, the old guy means that if there is a fire pit, I have to jump first, and I have to go up first to fight in a group, I am Huang Jiguang, go to block the muzzle, I am Dong Cunrui, go to blow up the bunker.